Peep Show: Lisa Gives Chuck's References

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about women in the dating world asking guys for references before moving forward in a relationship and envision what it would be like if Chuck used Lisa as a reference.

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00:00there are times when you may be asked for personal references for jobs and

00:09renting apartments but what about dating the New York Post has a story about a

00:14woman who asks her dates for references from other women before she gets too

00:21involved with all because of that I'm out you don't think you'd get a good

00:26reference oh my god no I've been an absolutely terrible person so she met a

00:43guy online but before they met she said listen I'd like a female reference he

00:48was a little unsure but after she explained why she was asking he said

00:52all right well this is my sister's phone number give her a ring and she did she

00:57actually texted her for a bit then she went out with the guy and she said

01:01they're still together four months later so she doesn't need it from previous

01:05relationships just any one and yeah she'll take either oh yeah but I mean I

01:10will say this there's like a difference that you know a guy might treat someone

01:14that they just know differently than way differently than than a relationship you

01:20know and when they realized you know how awful a person you are it's like yeah

01:26sorry about that and hopefully your sister would give you a glowing review

01:31depending on your age I feel like your sister has no real idea like my sister

01:36doesn't know what kind of guy I would have been to anybody you know and I used to I

01:43would say I used to be a great guy I think that your previous relationship some some

01:48would say you were okay some some that was not as I know of yeah would have some

01:54would have gave you a good reference yeah I think there's very supportive of

01:57you yeah so it could have been okay you know you have to find the right people I

02:03guess yeah yeah and you skew any reference you give right yeah anytime you're

02:08asked to give a reference through the years whether it be for employment or

02:10whatever you pick the people you know are gonna give glowing reviews I just think

02:14about like anybody and so would have been like in my 20s it was like trying to

02:19review well that's the guy that I was you know and how much different like it

02:25wouldn't even it's night and day someone actually had someone do this about them

02:31but also asked the woman about the dick facts oh well mine are mine are in hold on

02:36uh-oh that is uh barely works and is pretty small oh that is uh that is a yeah we're gonna

02:44give that enough we're gonna give that enough yeah Chuck's dick facts came in ooh it's not

02:50looking good yeah that's not the car fox that's a bold thing to ask how is uh what's he packing

02:56I mean I think that it's uh there's a lot of people that just they need a certain amount

03:01down there they do but to ask an ex well that's crazy and you can never ask a sister that but an

03:10ex that's yeah gotta go find out on your own would you would you consider that a red flag

03:16being the guy in that situation oh someone asked me for references yeah yeah wouldn't you

03:22yes I think they were crazy yeah because women are loving this idea women texting in think it's

03:28the best really wow ladies I would think they were crazy and then I would do it immediately

03:32printed them out for you yeah a lot of ladies have been burnt and they spend a lot of time

03:42on something that isn't real right and is yes of course and then they realize later oh no and then

03:49so that's why they're texting probably someone said Lisa get ready Chuck sounds like he's gonna

03:53give prospects your number for a reference no well he has a lot of hobbies yeah he's sort of

04:01a huge nerd he spends a lot of time doing other things he might not have a lot of time for you

04:05doesn't seem like a great guy like he's he's admitted it this is all I know he had a woman hating

04:14blog at one time just a whoa I don't know he was a mess talk about his poop a lot did he mention his

04:31divorce well there's that yeah he comes with a little bit of baggage oh he's diabetic and type 2

04:39diabetes he's got a heart issue he's got an aneurysm on his aorta do you know that he'll need surgery

04:47eventually some they're gonna have to crack him open at some point I could die from that so don't get

04:52too attached he doesn't wear anything nice he won't do anything he won't go anywhere do you want

05:01to sit on a couch all day he's not very social does not like people I mean honestly I'm going

05:09to give them your number now because that just cuts to the chase the Lisa facts on any of us would

05:16be hilarious oh my god her version of us jesus because there are some very confused uh women

05:22from time to time that are like oh no I think that person oh I can change him he's gonna be fine

05:28here uh too late to change call Lisa for me yeah no changing this is who you get no she will set you

05:36straight man

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