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8-28-23 PTF Meredith
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00:00Meredith, she's done her makeup and everything.
00:02I did.
00:02I put on some mascara.
00:04I've been here looking like she's ready for the trial.
00:07Sir, yes, sir.
00:08She has been sworn in.
00:09She swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth,
00:12except one time she's going to get to tap out.
00:15Now, she skipped it last week because she was out of town.
00:17Be gentle.
00:18So, I'm going to listen.
00:19You tried to run away.
00:20I did.
00:21I came back.
00:22You came back.
00:22All right, so.
00:23I like to be tortured.
00:23We have three questions for you in the room.
00:25The people out there get to ask you three questions as well.
00:28You only get one pass, and you get to boomerang only a question that you
00:31have answered.
00:32Are you ready?
00:33Yes.
00:34Okay.
00:34Okay.
00:35Your first question.
00:37Meredith.
00:38Yes.
00:39Mm-hmm.
00:40Mm-hmm.
00:41I want to know about your childhood.
00:45Okay.
00:46Okay, because I just, this is random.
00:49It just popped in my head.
00:51What's something that you were afraid of, like something silly,
00:56something stupid, and inexplicable that you were afraid of as a kid?
01:02Okay.
01:03One was the boogeyman was going to come and get me, and he definitely lived in
01:07my closet.
01:08Okay, not the boogeyman.
01:09And I would always, I'm not joking.
01:10He was in there, and every night, like the lights would be off, and I would
01:13see like a shadow or something on the side if it was cracked open.
01:17Like that would really freak me out.
01:19You were afraid of the dark.
01:19I was, definitely.
01:20You still are?
01:22Nah, I'm good.
01:23We're good.
01:23I prefer the dark now.
01:25I like that.
01:28You are so nasty.
01:29That, and then also, and I'm not over-exaggerating when I say I was so scared
01:35in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and put my feet down on the
01:38floor because I felt like somebody grabbed my ankle or an alligator was going to
01:43bite my ankle.
01:44Why an alligator?
01:45I don't know.
01:46Because that's from growing up in a van.
01:48Whenever she was using the bathroom, there might have been a gator in there
01:52because she had that van like that.
01:54That's what it was.
01:54I used to have that fear with the hands, too.
01:57Yeah, yeah.
01:57I don't know why.
01:58All right.
01:58Ain't nobody ask you.
01:59This ain't yours.
01:59It's hers.
02:00Yeah, it was scary.
02:01She want to get that answer.
02:02She got a boomerang.
02:03All right.
02:03What's yours?
02:05My question.
02:06Yeah.
02:07You know, Meredith?
02:07Oh, here we go.
02:08You know, people lie.
02:09You know, white lies, big lies, small lies.
02:12Yeah.
02:13I want to know the last time you lied and who you lied to and why.
02:19It was probably to my kids, probably to my kids about some beautiful artwork that they
02:23handed me.
02:24I was like, this is the prettiest thing I've ever seen, ever.
02:29Crumple, crumple, crumple, put it in the trash.
02:31You do know that they're going to put this on the internet, right?
02:34They can see this.
02:35This is the villain story right here.
02:37This is how it starts.
02:39Yeah.
02:39So I always tell my kids white lies all the time.
02:42All the time.
02:44Oh, that outfit looks beautiful that you put together that looks horrible.
02:48But you know what?
02:48We're going to go out and go shopping anyway, because I want you to feel confident about
02:51yourself and your abilities.
02:52But also, you'll look crazy.
02:55But that's okay.
02:56But yeah, definitely, I would say artwork and whatever they bring home.
02:59I'm like, oh my God.
03:02They're young.
03:03I know.
03:04And sometimes it's cute.
03:05But you don't understand how much crap they bring home every single day.
03:08Orlando, remember?
03:09I don't know what you're talking about.
03:10Oh, come on.
03:11It is a ton of stuff.
03:12I didn't throw anything away.
03:14But I'm not going to answer.
03:15Because you have to boomerang that.
03:16I get it.
03:17I get it.
03:18Let's see.
03:19Meredith, you've answered too.
03:21My third question for you is, how much money are you comfortable spending without letting
03:32Anthony know?
03:34It's been going up lately.
03:36What?
03:37Okay.
03:38So just the Costco and the Sam's Club.
03:41Like, give me an amount that you're comfortable just breaking off without consulting him at all.
03:46Like, he don't know that you're going to do this.
03:49You see something.
03:49Right.
03:50And you make a purchase.
03:51Give me a number that you're comfortable moving without consulting your husband.
03:56So initially, we had this conversation.
03:58And it was like $250.
04:01That's the agreement we had.
04:03Like, if I wanted a jacket or something like that, it was like $250.
04:06He's like, just go ahead and buy it.
04:07I trust you.
04:08But if it's over that, we got to have a conversation.
04:10But lately, things have been like getting more expensive.
04:14So like, Costco Sam's Club is like $300 easily for me to go in and go out.
04:18So I'm going to say $300, $300.
04:21Actually, I don't even tell him.
04:23I just go ahead and buy it.
04:24So it's got to be like $350, $400 for me to actually be like, hey, we need this.
04:30Or can I get this?
04:31Would you mind this or that?
04:32And that's the same move for him.
04:34So if he sees something out there, like something like a Yankees memorabilia or something, you're
04:39comfortable with him making that purchase if it's what?
04:43$400.
04:43Yeah, $400.
04:44$400.
04:45I guess, yeah.
04:45He could pop off and you ain't got no problem.
04:47Because he would never.
04:49He would never.
04:50He's not the buyer.
04:52He doesn't go shopping for himself ever.
04:53He would talk to me about it.
04:54And you go shopping all the time.
04:56I'm the one that, yes.
04:57Well, yeah.
04:58Exactly.
04:58$400?
04:59That's perfect strip club money.
05:01I'll tell you right there.
05:02A couple bottles out of the club.
05:03That's what that is.
05:04All right.
05:04Check this out.
05:05We have now had her shut down from social media.
05:08Your questions are on you.
05:09We got three coming in.
05:11She has not used a pass yet.
05:13All right.
05:14So you have a bunch of questions that are coming in here.
05:19Ooh.
05:20Be nice, guys.
05:21You don't have to freak me out.
05:23Wow.
05:23They really are trying to get you to tap out.
05:25Okay.
05:25All right.
05:26I got one pass, though.
05:27You walked.
05:30Yeah, that one.
05:31I don't think you want to ask that one.
05:33Yeah, that one's weird.
05:34Really?
05:35Oh, okay.
05:36All right.
05:37Yeah, we're going to skip that one.
05:38That's weird.
05:39Thanks, guys.
05:40Appreciate it.
05:40Ooh, I got one.
05:41Okay.
05:41Out of the A5 vote, if Anthony gave you a hall pass to get with any—this one says
05:51co-worker, but I'm going to say with anybody.
05:54With anybody?
05:55Oh, no.
05:55Don't change that question.
05:57Okay, okay, okay.
05:58Don't change the listener's question.
05:58If Anthony gave you a hall pass to get with a co-worker or ex-co-worker—
06:03Oh, God.
06:04I know where that's going.
06:07Who would it be?
06:08Who would it be?
06:09Who would it be?
06:09Answer your question.
06:10I would never do that because I am a married woman.
06:13Yeah, but he gave you a hall pass.
06:14He gave you a hall pass.
06:15Yeah, so you got to pick one.
06:17Okay.
06:19Current or ex?
06:20Let's see here.
06:23I'm going to go with Kenzie.
06:25I would definitely sleep with Kenzie.
06:27You and Kenzie, Ken?
06:28Yeah.
06:29Okay, you just threw that for a look.
06:31You just threw that for a look.
06:34See, Nasty is raised his hand up and said, me too.
06:37See now?
06:38You guys are now envisioning it.
06:40Like, look at your eyes.
06:41I'm not.
06:41I'm not.
06:42I'm not envisioning it.
06:43You're going to have to give me a moment.
06:47Okay.
06:48Wow.
06:49Wow.
06:50Is that not a good pick?
06:51That's an amazing pick.
06:52That was a different one.
06:53I thought you were going to go somewhere else with it, but okay.
06:56We could make a lot of money off that.
06:58Wow.
06:58Okay.
07:00This person out of 850 says, Meredith, when was the last time you cried?
07:06And tell us, what was it for?
07:08Oh, man.
07:09I was probably emotional.
07:12Probably PMSing.
07:13Do you want me to play the Jeopardy music for everybody?
07:15Yes.
07:15We don't want no probabilities.
07:17We want to know, when was the last time?
07:19Think about it.
07:19The last time, recently it was.
07:21When was the last time you cried?
07:23So give us the thing about it.
07:25I got the music here.
07:26There we go.
07:27All right.
07:29Don't be like, no probabilities.
07:30Oh, it could have been.
07:32No.
07:32They asked you specifically.
07:34Yeah.
07:34What was the last thing you cried about?
07:41Okay.
07:42Okay.
07:42I got it.
07:43What you got?
07:44It was probably.
07:45There ain't no probabilities.
07:46Okay.
07:47That meant I'm going to play the music again.
07:49You won't.
07:49What was the last thing you cried?
07:51Like, I mean, you asked me.
07:53Listen.
07:53Okay.
07:54I got you.
07:54Everybody knows the last time they cried.
07:56I got you.
07:56You just don't want to tell us.
07:58So you're taking probably.
07:59So that means it's juicy.
08:00So you better get up.
08:02It was.
08:02And play this theme song again.
08:03It was with an argument that I was having with my husband.
08:10And he made you cry.
08:12No, he didn't make me cry.
08:13I just got overly emotional.
08:16He would never.
08:17He's never touched me like that ever.
08:18Tear it up now.
08:19What's wrong?
08:20I'm going to just.
08:21No.
08:22Yeah.
08:23It was just.
08:23It was about the kids and being sick and stressed out in school and all that stuff.
08:28And it's just kind of life sometimes just feels like a lot in the anxiety.
08:32And I was probably PMSing at the time, to be quite honest with you.
08:36So, yeah.
08:37Started to cry.
08:39It was unnecessary.
08:40But what did what?
08:41That's what happened.
08:43That's exactly what happened.
08:44If you cried, you did something wrong.
08:46I didn't do anything wrong.
08:47You didn't cry because.
08:47I would never do anything wrong.
08:49I'm perfect.
08:50Okay.
08:50Not really.
08:51All right.
08:51Let's see.
08:52Is that two?
08:53That's two.
08:53All right.
08:54Do you have another one?
08:55I have one.
08:56But unless you have a really good one.
08:57Grab one off the line.
08:58Rich.
08:58Okay.
09:00All right.
09:00This one's a little bit nicer.
09:03Okay.
09:04What's the biggest lie you were told as a child that you wish you didn't find out was a lie?
09:13Biggest lie you were told as a child.
09:16Well, there was one that we can't talk about on air.
09:20What?
09:21Well, I mean, that's good.
09:22What?
09:23Yeah.
09:23We can't talk about it.
09:24You got to tap out because you can't answer it.
09:26Yeah, that's true.
09:27If that's, I mean, unless you got another one.
09:29It could ruin it for other people, so I might have to tap out.
09:33Wait a minute.
09:34Tap out.
09:34But you're telling us so much, though.
09:36Wait.
09:36What now?
09:37Yeah.
09:38What's the question so I can try and figure out what she's saying?
09:40What is the biggest lie you were told as a child that you didn't want to find out or
09:46that you wish you didn't find out?
09:47That you wish you didn't find out.
09:48So it was a big lie that you was told as a child.
09:50Mm-hmm.
09:51And then, ooh.
09:52Mm-hmm.
09:52And so you don't.
09:54I don't want to ruin it for anybody else that's listening.
09:57Oh.
09:58Oh.
09:58Oh.
09:59That's a big one.
10:00Oh, that's.
10:00Oh, I think I know what you're talking about.
10:02You can't answer that.
10:03I can't answer.
10:04Okay.
10:05So I will.
10:06I'll take my plea.
10:07All right.
10:07Yeah.
10:07I think I have to.
10:09Oh.
10:10Yeah.
10:10I know exactly what you're talking about.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Okay.
10:13Yeah.
10:13That's a pretty serious one.
10:15You don't want to ruin that one.
10:15I would never.
10:16Yeah.
10:16But also.
10:17Shayla, I tried to get it for you.
10:19I tried.
10:19People texted in like, we know what it is.
10:21Uh-huh.
10:22All right.
10:22You get one boomerang of one of your questions.
10:25What is it going to be?
10:26Uh, what was your last white lie that you guys told, gentlemen?
10:30Hmm.
10:31A white lie.
10:33You know, trying to make somebody feel better, maybe.
10:35I mean, the last lie.
10:36I don't know about white lies, but the last lie.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Uh.
10:40I feel like you lie all the time.
10:42I'm just joking.
10:43Maybe not.
10:45I mean, I'm trying to think.
10:46Like, the last one?
10:47The last one was.
10:49Did your daughters cook something and you ate it and you're like, oh, yeah.
10:52No, I wasn't even thinking that.
10:54I mean, honestly, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't lie.
10:59I did lie, but I didn't lie.
11:00It was kind of like, it was basically, I stopped reaching out to somebody and then I was like,
11:07I just wasn't really interested in them and I didn't say it.
11:10They were like, what have you been, I'm sure you've been busy.
11:11I'm like, yeah, I've been busy.
11:13And like, whatever.
11:14And it was just, it was a white lie, but it was just basically like, it had run its course.
11:17Like, you know.
11:18But there was a reason.
11:19But it was totally a reason.
11:20It was just, it was too hard to keep up with this person.
11:23It was like, you know, cause I was, all of the communication was coming from my side.
11:27And then when they chose to like engage and write back, you know, I was just kind of like
11:32not feeling it.
11:33And so when they were like, why are you having, why are you, I haven't heard back from you.
11:36I was like, oh man, cause I've been busy and blah, blah, blah.
11:38And I just kind of ghosted away instead of just addressing it because I'm like, I don't really
11:42need to fight you.
11:43Yeah.
11:43I think that was like the last, if I'm being a 100, that was the last lie.
11:47That I told you, cause I don't really lie a lot.
11:49Timing.
11:49Timing was off.
11:50But it was just, I honestly just wasn't really feeling it.
11:53And it was, it would have been a longer conversation than I wanted to commit to it.
11:56So that was it.
11:57All right, Rich.
11:58What was your last lie, Rich?
12:00I feel like you'd be lying to girls all the time.
12:03That's what I've been trying.
12:04I've been over here just mulling around thinking of like the last lie that I told.
12:08That's what I'm saying.
12:08You got to think like current.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Like Meredith would be like, probably.
12:12Like, nah, the last lie.
12:14The last lie.
12:15That you told.
12:15So, um, somebody said, is it because she only watched with shampoo?
12:22Oh my God.
12:23Damn y'all be paying attention.
12:24Is that, is that, is that the truth?
12:25It is not the same person.
12:26All right.
12:27No.
12:27The last, the last white lie, uh, because it actually happened a little recently.
12:33Cause like Meredith always be like trying to call me out.
12:36She's always like, oh, you were sleeping with somebody last night or you were laying with
12:39somebody.
12:39And I'm always like, no, I wasn't.
12:43So you lied to me.
12:44You walked in here looking like he was out all night.
12:45We saw it on your face.
12:47Yeah.
12:47But I told you guys that after we busted you.
12:50But it's because you were sleeping with somebody last night.
12:54So you lied to me this morning.
12:55He's a liar.
12:56You lied.
12:57You said you was out with the club.
12:59You didn't say you was out hitting them dubs.
13:02Is that what you was doing?
13:04Uh, are you about to lie again?
13:07I plead the fifth.
13:08You can't plead the fifth.
13:09Answer the damn thing.
13:10No, you, you asked me.
13:11No, it's.
13:11You can't plead the fifth.
13:13It's not yours.
13:14No, hold on.
13:14You asked.
13:15What was the last lie you told?
13:16Okay.
13:16That was the last lie I told.
13:18Which was?
13:18That you was 100 last night?
13:20Yes.
13:21That was 100 last night.
13:23I knew it.
13:24So if it smells in here, you know what about you?
13:27I'm joking.
13:28Get your fingers out of my face.
13:29You want to smell my fingers?
13:31No, no, no, no, no.
13:32That is not, we are not that close.
13:34No, no.
13:36No.
13:37No, so wait, was this newbie or was this?
13:39Hold on, you're asking way too many questions.
13:41I mean, I'm just asking.
13:42Like, I mean, why'd you not ask?
13:43Yeah, damn.
13:43Like, was you just whoring around?
13:45Like, did you think we was going to judge you?
13:46Yo, man, I mean, Sunday's my only day off.
13:49Like, can I live?
13:50Can I live on a Sunday?
13:52Yeah.
13:52Like, live on Sunday?
13:53Did you go to sleep at all last night?
13:56No.
13:57That's why he came in looking like hot damn.
13:59I know.
13:59Like, he just looked rough.
14:01Dude, it was a good night.
14:03I just seen that.
14:05Well, kudos.
14:06Your boy's been out here.
14:07I'm glad somebody got in there.
14:09It was a good Sunday.
14:10Meredith, what time did you go to bed?
14:11At 9.30.
14:11I was 10.45.
14:13Y'all go to bed?
14:16Shut up, man.
14:17Shut up.
14:18Shut up.
14:19Shut up.
14:20All right, that is a wrap.
14:21Plead the 5th is over.
14:22Meredith, you made it through.
14:23Woo.
14:23Woo-hoo.
14:23Woo-hoo.
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