- 10 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about NFL defensive coordinator Raheem Morris saving a drowning child in Las Vegas. The mention of an AED makes them realize it's time to put James through his training to get the one located upstairs at the station, but because of his Gout foot, Jason is assigned the duty and runs a time-trail. Then, James shows off his Gout foot in the studio and gets called out for his long toenails.
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00:00this is kind of cool rams defensive coordinator raheem morris helped save a three-year-old from
00:13drowning at the win encore while he was vacationing there with his family damn while the child was
00:21taken out of the pool he didn't have a pulse and when a lifeguard started performing cpr he rushed
00:27into action he said i saw people calling 9-1-1 so my first question was where's the aed referring to
00:33an automated external defibrillator an electronic device used to revive someone who goes into
00:37cardiac arrest when i got back we had a doctor on site that was able to start the compressions i was
00:42able to hand the aed to him get it open for him put the pads on the child and they ended up saving
00:48the kid's life yeah it's pretty pretty soon it's time to put james through his training again oh
00:53that's right see how fast you can get up there here uh they only care about the upstairs staff
00:59so the machine is upstairs yeah yeah there's none on the downstairs level for us on air folk no we
01:05did do a drill we did and we feel like someone would die yeah and it's gonna only be worse now
01:11because i got my gout foot oh that's my gout foot it's jason it's jason's gotta go up i think you
01:17might have to pass the torch to jason jason's our athletic man here our official life i hope we
01:22don't do anything to upset him that day that's uh unfortunate i don't want to have lives in my hands
01:28oh yeah but you're the fastest guy we need someone to run upstairs get the aed machine and bring it
01:34down here if something happens cardiac wise to somebody it's on you all right i can do it all
01:39right all right you can count on me i mean you do walk a little slow can you pick it up a bit
01:43he's really sore today oh that basketball oh basketball i would describe it as a saunter
01:49he does he does it's like no hurry to the point not in a hurry he moves out of the way for me
01:55because he knows i'm like yeah come on well you're like a cheetah man yeah yeah you know you got
02:01these long legs that's fast i feel like i'm being hunted he also he also has a tendency to get
02:08himself locked in that stairwell so that's true and he took his shofar home so he can't
02:12blast it for help like he did last time did have to save you one day oh man yeah this is not good
02:18it's on me but i'm taking the elevator guys oh the elevator you can't take the elevator
02:24you just have to hang on lease i i hope you'll be me i'm gonna have to be the one i think i can
02:30figure it out i can save your life it says right on listen we're gonna continue celebrity dirt but
02:34we're gonna put you to the test right now are you ready oh my god you got it yes you got it
02:38you have your pass you gotta run upstairs he's got a stretchy sword he's so sore yeah but this is
02:45accidents happen at the worst time i'm gonna start my time james having a hard attack i gotta do a drill
02:50james come on do you know where it's at jason i think so well this is the true test okay here you
02:55go i'm starting the timer when i say go you go get it and you get back here to the studio you don't
03:01have to actually bring it but you have to actually make it there he has to bring something
03:05from the gym oh boy can he save our lives how much time like before we're dead what are you having a
03:13heart attack yeah yeah jason chuck's having a heart attack go oh my god run jason sick of my lover
03:20i just wonder how much time i have before i'm gone okay let's see uh how fast can we do chest
03:28compressions in the meantime yeah i feel like dave's just swearing dave's running around swearing
03:33everyone else doesn't know what to do i'll save you i'm not kissing in emergencies james is crying
03:41yeah i'm not really not good no this is it this is what i'm saying five minutes okay i think he
03:46might be able to do this it needs to be attempted within three to five minutes okay so we'll go three
03:50okay we're at 33 seconds right now yeah really bad my dog ran away and i almost fainted so i'm not
03:58good he was fainted so lisa's passed out i'm screaming james is kissing you and he just leaves
04:08and he's the dialer he's the dialer yeah he's the dialer good i want him around because i'm in so
04:15much pressure that's right there's two people passed out i'm still in a rage james is still touching
04:20your bits yeah and is jason somewhere to be found not yet we're at one minute well it's at least i would
04:26say it's at least three to five minutes oh my gosh i gotta i gotta call all the affiliates to
04:32make sure they're still connected to the show during the emergency yeah exactly he's dead by
04:36now right
04:36oh no no you gotta get in the studio oh what you're gonna save him in your office he's not in the jew
04:44cave he did that fast he did it fast i'm awake look at him he brought in a pump all right one minute and
04:5230 seconds dude you were fast see i told you he was the man i told you i had a minute and a half to
04:59burn that's who you want that's it the youngest most athletic person here yeah
05:04that's yeah the other way they say you can breathe that way rectally yeah i feel better do you guys feel
05:11better we got so much better i do my hero we can never get rid of jason no job security he's the
05:18fastest he's gonna ask for more money now not a bad plan i'm the only one that can save your lives
05:26just so you know he is fast he's incredibly fast wow that was amazing i'm very impressed by that
05:33because i did number one i wouldn't even have found not even close to a minute and a half
05:36i'll see you in 20 minutes i gotta take the elevator with al yeah
05:47it's so many stairs yeah
05:49it's a nightmare gout james guys i lost my next day for christmas slippers i'm in trouble
05:56that's a terrible thing to hear your life is in the hands of gout james
05:59i'm trying i'm going as fast as i can as fast as this gout foot can carry me
06:11oh it's swollen taking a long time i'm gonna just drag my foot i'll just drag it
06:17james walk for us
06:19you want to see how bad i walk
06:22can you come in here i haven't seen it i haven't seen it let's see the walk of gout james
06:27i haven't seen
06:28oh he's yeah
06:30oh my god
06:34first of all put those toenails bitch but second of all
06:38i'm going back in my room
06:42that is a swollen foot
06:44you need ice what's wrong with your foot
06:48daddy dave came out
06:50james
06:51are you okay
06:53no it's got gout
06:54why is your foot swollen
06:56it's gout
06:57it's from the gout according to my doctor
06:58seriously oh my god
06:59what are you doing for that we need to help
07:01that was like something from medieval times we were like bring your gout foot in here
07:05bring your gout foot in here and regale us with your gout foot
07:09bring in jimmy the gout
07:11yeah the next david chuck uh event
07:14come and gaze upon the gout foot
07:17walk for us oh your foot is horrible
07:19oh my god
07:22that's great jimmy the gout is here
07:24oh look at the nails on it
07:25such a great time
07:26he's got nails like a wolverine
07:29we made jimmy the gout come in here
07:31there he is
07:32and he walked with his gout foot for us
07:34he swears it would be better in a fortnight
07:37go that thing was ghastly
07:40jimmy walk walk for us
07:42i'm walking i'm walking look at this walk
07:44so slow and labored
07:47it looks painful
07:49yes and dave's
07:52trim those toenails
07:54yes
07:54of course daddy dave came out and said for you to apply some hygiene
08:02we made fun of his condition and then we made fun of the way his foot looked
08:05yes and then we questioned whether or not it hurt really bad and go get some help
08:11now make him dance
08:13oh no
08:15i'll do the hop dance like they did in the save of the bell
08:18yeah
08:18lisa hurt her foot
08:19or ankle
08:19jimmy gout foot
08:21there's your new year
08:23used to be jimmy death nuts
08:24now you're jimmy death nuts
08:25times change
08:26things change
08:27we were on the radio for a long time
08:29we wish you well james
08:30well thank you
08:31i appreciate it
08:31sorry about all that
08:32oh no
08:33i brought this upon myself
08:36i deserve all the ridicule
08:38you guys can muster up
08:40i just wasn't expecting the toenail line
08:43yeah i didn't notice your toenails
08:45yeah
08:45i didn't notice
08:47come on
08:47they're not curling
08:50i'm like a week
08:50i'm like a week behind on my toenail schedule
08:53he didn't know he was gonna have to show his toes off to us today
08:56this is coming from a guy whose toenails sliced open better
09:01i know but he knows
09:02he knows
09:03he takes care now
09:04jesus
09:06yeah but i hear it from my wife every day
09:07you need to cut your toenails
09:08you know what when i can walk like a normal person i will cut my toenails
09:10you'll cut your toenails
09:11that's it
09:11lots of advice coming in there
09:13and lots of people want to see your feet some more
09:15so i don't know if they're perverts or
09:17yeah they are
09:18you want to see my gout foot
09:19there's like gout advice for james
09:21i found my niche
09:22here it is
09:23only fans
09:24yeah
09:25jimmy the gout foot
09:26oh my god
09:27there you go
09:28that's it
09:29jimmy the gout
09:30you want to see me stick my gout foot into some chocolate frosting
09:33yeah
09:34you want me to see my gout foot rubber dong
09:37where are we going where are we going here every time
09:39he's gonna start it only
09:39yeah
09:40i'll give you a free subscription
09:44that's okay
09:44i'll pass
09:45i see your foot all the time
09:48yeah
09:49that's true
09:49she doesn't need to see it
09:50but you don't see it in chocolate frosting
09:51no
09:52she does not want to
09:53no
09:54but you don't see it in chocolate frosting
09:56yeah
09:56you don't see it in chocolate frosting
09:57yeah
09:58no
09:59yeah
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