Peep Show: James the Merman

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in California who started drowning while scuba diving and was saved by a group of mermaids that were practicing nearby.

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00:00okay so imagine you're scuba diving okay and you lose consciousness i don't like it

00:12mm-hmm and when you come to you're being saved by mermaids that's weird that's how it happens

00:20isn't it isn't that how it's supposed to happen literally just happened to a dude in california

00:26these women were taking mermaid swimming classes nearby incredible it happened to be on scene but

00:33you'd have some moments i'm sure where you'd be messed up i think i was dead right here's the

00:39story from fox 11 take a listen image shows a mermaid tail and the tanks of a scuba diver who

00:45is floating behind that man is bob lavala the man in the middle who was scuba diving with his two

00:50other buddies they were in catalina when he passed out we're pulling them you know and we're getting

00:56a little winded and a little tired out and then out of nowhere just a bunch of mermaids show up

01:02mermaids you heard right they just happened to be training in catalina for the patty advanced mermaid

01:08program while we were practicing our mermaid rescue scenarios of rescuing another mermaid i see him

01:15coughing foam he's coughing foam which is a telltale sign in diving of an air embolism so he started

01:22doing cpr right right in the water right in the water which is great mouth to mouth and just trying

01:27to like get air into pablo making sure that he's okay um and then a troop of mermaids come out it's

01:34just like they keep coming out of the ocean they got his gear off and got him to waiting paramedics

01:39on shore who credit the mermaids for saving his life yeah it's not all bubble kisses you know

01:44and now i know for sure i can rescue a mermaid because uh i can rescue a scuba diver in a mermaid

01:50tail which i think is crazy yeah you may be the first person ever rescued by a mermaid yes okay

01:58yes yes is that okay with you really really it doesn't know you like did he had a boner when

02:02he woke up is i think the translation of that face i was a hardy there are

02:09how did it feel to be rescued she was kissing on my lips

02:15i woke up yes yes so happy you seem okay with it

02:21i know what he's doing this weekend he's passing out again he's

02:24help yeah drowning yeah oh god he's watching the mermaid movie over and over and over again

02:31it's pablo again yeah pablo's here uh here's the rest of the story here can rescue a scuba

02:37diver in a mermaid tail which i think is crazy yeah you may be the first person ever rescued by a

02:43mermaid yes okay yes is that okay with you it's really really

02:50he's giving his face as a pervy baby

02:56kiss me

02:59you want to believe what happened pablo you're kidding no i pass out the mermaids

03:07swoop me up and start making out with me you're ridiculous

03:10mermaids the mermaids are bigger than you think yeah no one will believe i tell you that mermaids

03:18are a bit more portly than you think calm down sir it's okay we're mermaids geez choose a big fish

03:30i i don't know how you don't just drown in those tails i think they almost all the time

03:35it doesn't seem very hard to do i i i think it's incredibly hard they sell them for like little

03:42kids too yeah like stella had a mermaid tail and you and it was like within five minutes was like

03:47well this is gonna kill her if we keep it on i went to when i never got to try it out in the water

03:51yeah i was gonna do like a merman prank in one of the fountains in the city and never got around to

03:56it you have your pool now you could do oh yeah that's true i gotta see if i still have it might

04:01i got lost yeah make sure cody's home before i'll buy you another one so in case you drown yeah

04:05absolutely yeah you go down fast that's true i'll sink straight to that bottom real quick i'll tell

04:10you oh my god can you imagine james dies in a mermaid tail oh my god how the hell did you explore man

04:16found drowned and i'll be captured in my ring cam yeah it'll be the most viral he ever goes

04:20i feel timely famous on a viral viral when you're not around your video of my wife fishing me out

04:25with the skimmer yeah

04:29it's horrible it is true i don't know it's a possible thing that could happen it's on the

04:34list you know thousand ways to die i'm sure a man in a mermaid tail it's gotta be this is balance

04:40falls off the raft i'm trying to make a video for tiktok you know yeah i'll be doing the

04:46sebastian song from little mermaid under the sea and gone and he's gone he can't that tail just

04:54dragged him right down he ordered that tail from wish so you got to be careful in them there's

05:00actually a uh a class like a website you can go to find the nearest mermaid swim class near you

05:06yeah see i would love to sign james up for a mermaid dude i would take it i know you would and show up

05:12i'd be top of the class if you want to do this you want to learn how to swim like a mermaid james you

05:16can just look it up online lots of different places to go do it and if you do it please tape

05:21it because we'd love to watch we got a goal for next summer there you go james our merman yep as

05:28long as he makes it out would i be the first merman on the radio oh possibly oh i think you would be

05:33yeah i think he was first merman write that down right now that's my goal yeah yeah never give up

05:39nope you've got a father dancing the mantra here

05:44you

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