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00:00It's World According to God's on a Wednesday. Look at him.

00:02Let's start boozing, baby.

00:04What's your plan for the holiday, kid?

00:07Holiday plans? I don't know. I just pissed my parents off this past Saturday.

00:10You did what now?

00:11We kind of did Christmas this past one.

00:13Oh!

00:14Oh, is that why you were off from the Saturday night house party last week?

00:18Yeah, yeah. We did Christmas this past one here and it didn't turn out too good.

00:22Why? What happened?

00:23That's a shame.

00:24Woke up in the manger out in my parents' front lawn.

00:26What the?

00:26Well, he got hammered and replaced himself with baby Jesus?

00:30Yeah.

00:31You woke up in the manger next to a goat or a sheep or something?

00:35I believe it was the donkey.

00:36The donkey.

00:37I don't think he was a wise man, Dave. I don't think he was a wise man.

00:41We found three wise asses, including my brothers out there.

00:43I mean, yeah, I was going to say, if it's a donkey, you're right at home because you're a jackass.

00:48Well, that being said, it was rough.

00:53Yes, it was rough because of you.

00:55What did you do to fall asleep in the manger?

00:58Drank all the Miller Lite.

01:00Drank that.

01:01The eggnog.

01:02Johnny Walker Blue had something to do with it.

01:04Johnny Walker Blue.

01:05Oh, whoa.

01:06Big spender.

01:08High class over here.

01:09Real fast.

01:10Oh, yeah.

01:11Well, that's why.

01:12Wow.

01:13Were you drinking it straight on the rocks?

01:15Don't tell me you cut it with, you know, cola.

01:18Coca-Cola.

01:19I could see that.

01:20No, no.

01:20We were drinking that straight.

01:21Yeah, Johnny Walker Black and Blue is how you end up.

01:24What the hell?

01:26That would be a move.

01:27Sunday morning was a bit rough.

01:29Hobbling around like tiny, tiny Tim.

01:32God bless us.

01:34This time of year is wonderful, but it's also like just trying to like get through like battle

01:39with all like the drinking and all the festivities.

01:41Yeah, all the festivities, you're just like by the end of it, it's like being in the MASH

01:46unit.

01:47You're just like, oh, my God.

01:48And then we got to hit up on New Year's Eve.

01:50Why do you think I take January off from booze, Dave?

01:53I get it.

01:54Yeah, I get it.

01:55Merry, merry from the gods on a world according to the gods on a Wednesday.

01:59Merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry,

02:00merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry,

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