00:00Hey, we are talking about our 7-15 second date update today between Francesca and Robert.
00:05And boy, did we hear a lot about Robert today.
00:10He was, well, he gave us a lot of details.
00:13And I don't know if Francesca wanted to even think about going back out with this guy.
00:17And we're glad she's not.
00:19Let me know what you think.
00:20Well, I'd say Robert's pretty confident, Lana.
00:22Yeah, absolutely.
00:24Yeah, he said that they kissed at the end of this date.
00:27Right.
00:27And he's like, I thought she was into me.
00:31He was giving her some pointers and stuff about golf.
00:33He's the way to Topgolf, which I thought was cool.
00:36I think it's a great first date.
00:37So we actually have Francesca on hold right now.
00:39Kevin has tracked her down, talked to her a little bit.
00:41So let's bring her back on right now.
00:43Hey, Francesca, you there?
00:45Yeah, hi, I'm here.
00:46Hey, Francesca, I know you talked to Kevin off the air.
00:48I appreciate you agreeing to come on the air with us.
00:50You know we're calling you about Robert, the date you guys went on to Topgolf.
00:55He told us that you looked great.
00:56He said he looked great.
00:57He said, I guess he's really into golf.
01:00I asked him if he was like trying to show off too much.
01:02But he said, no, no, I was trying to encourage her.
01:04She seemed to have a good time.
01:05He did tell us about the kiss that happened at the end of the date.
01:08So that kind of means things went well.
01:10So we thought.
01:11But you've kind of disappeared.
01:13So we were wondering if you would maybe fill us in on what happened as far as you kind of going MIA on him.
01:20Oh, God.
01:22Really?
01:22Uh, yeah, really?
01:24This doesn't sound very good.
01:25Yeah, what happened?
01:26This guy is so full of himself.
01:30He is arrogant.
01:31The way he speaks is just like all about himself, who he knows.
01:36He just like about him, him, him.
01:38Like he just no regard for other people.
01:41We went out, like we were eating and like he just, the waitress, this poor waitress, he just like, he kept sending his stuff back, kept calling her back over and over for like the tiniest little things.
01:51Like one more thing, one more thing.
01:52Like for her, like I just was mortified.
01:55And then like he just, like he just was so interested in himself, like the way he looks.
02:01He's like, oh my God, I bet you didn't think I look as good as I do.
02:05Like I'm all dressed up in fancy shoes.
02:08Like I'm even better than my picture, you know, like.
02:12Wait, he just said that to you?
02:13Hey, aren't I better looking than in my pictures?
02:16Yeah.
02:16And he was like, if that's even possible, like that kind of.
02:19What?
02:20So like, I'm like, okay, this guy's kidding.
02:22It's a huge joke.
02:24Ha, ha, ha.
02:24I'm going to give, I kept giving like chances and stuff, but like he just would not let up.
02:29And I was like, oh my God, he's not kidding.
02:31And like, I was like, okay, I just got to get out of here.
02:34And so like the topper was like, we're leaving, you know, we're like hanging out outside, trying to wrap it up.
02:39I'm trying to be cool, you know, nice about it.
02:41And he like plants this like floppo of a kiss on me and I was like, I was caught off guard.
02:49So I just kind of like kissed him back.
02:51I didn't know what to do.
02:53And he just like looks me in the face and was like, but you've never been kissed like that before.
03:00Hey, babe.
03:00It just was so gross.
03:03I just, you know, not my thing.
03:06Wow.
03:07That's not even the end of it.
03:08He like, at the end of the date, he's like, so I guess we'll be seeing you real soon, huh?
03:12I guess you like, you know, look at me.
03:15And I'm like, what?
03:17This is not a joke.
03:18This guy's like pathologically egotistical.
03:22It was just out of control.
03:24Wow.
03:24I got to talk to this guy.
03:26Francesca, we actually have Robert with us on the other line.
03:29I'm going to bring it back on because I got to hear this.
03:31Robert.
03:33Yeah.
03:33First off, Francesca, was I wrong?
03:38Oh, my God.
03:40Are you guys hearing this?
03:41Am I crazy?
03:42Did you just hear that?
03:44Yeah, this dude cannot be real.
03:45I mean, did I not look good?
03:47Was the date not fun?
03:48Did you not have a good time?
03:49Did I not show you a little bit about golf?
03:51Did you not learn something that night?
03:52I mean, I don't understand where the date went wrong.
03:54It sounds like you had a great time with a pretty confident, good-looking man.
03:58Oh, my Lord, have mercy.
04:00No.
04:01What?
04:02I feel like you're kind of disgusting.
04:05Like, you know, like this is not how people act.
04:08I've never gotten any complaints in the past from anybody else that I've kissed.
04:11You said I laid a sloppy kiss on you?
04:14My kisses are well-timed, on the lips, right below, little bit of tongue, well-timed out.
04:20You guys, no.
04:24Look at confidence and cocky are two completely different things.
04:29It does not make you look cool.
04:31You're, like, scaring people off.
04:34Make me look cool?
04:35I am cool.
04:36I don't need to make anything cool.
04:38Usually when someone says they are cool, it's not the best sign.
04:42Hey, Robert, real quick, dude.
04:43I mean, listen, that's great that you're confident in yourself, but you can't be just, like, saying this out to somebody.
04:48Like, oh, I'm cool, I'm the best kisser, I'm this and that.
04:50Like, that cannot be a great approach or has worked for you in the past.
04:54First of all, I don't say it to everybody.
04:56I do it.
04:56If I'm talking to somebody that I'm trying to court or date, then, yeah, I'm going to express to them that I'm a confident human being.
05:04I don't think you're ready to date a real man.
05:07I think you want to date a little beta, which is fine.
05:09Some women want to be in a relationship like that.
05:12I'm a real alpha, so there it is.
05:15Look at, you guys get this, right?
05:18I'm understanding where you're coming from, yeah.
05:21Yeah, I don't think you're interested in going on another date with him, right, Francesca?
05:26Oh, you could not pay me enough money to see this person again.
05:30All right.
05:31Well, Robert, call it confidence, call it cocky.
05:33Apparently, it was just a little bit too much for Francesca.
05:37So, now you know why she wasn't getting back to you.
05:40I guess this approach did not quite work as well as you thought it might, and that's kind of it.
05:45You might want to tone it down just a little bit.
05:48Uh, no, you can't tone down greatness, all right?
05:52This guy's awesome.
05:52Help me right now.
05:56Have a great day.
05:57All right.
05:58I'm surprised you didn't jump on it more on that one, Lana.
06:01I know.
06:01That was a lot.
06:02I was thinking here, like, okay, guys, you know, putting on a little bit of a show, and
06:08you're trying to act a certain way when you meet a girl for the first time, but it just
06:13didn't stop.
06:14But it's supposed to be sarcasm, or self-deprecating in a way.
06:16Right, right.
06:17That's what it's supposed to be.
06:17Yeah, you're like, kind of be joking about it.
06:19And I thought, I kind of thought at first he was, and maybe she was reading it wrong.
06:22Right.
06:23I totally thought he was joking, because I have friends like that that mess around and
06:26have, like, this fake cockiness, and I was kind of laughing at first, but that dude's
06:30real.
06:30Yeah, I don't blame her at all.
06:33I mean, yeah, nobody wants to be with somebody like that.
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