Peep Show: Dave's Hinge Adventure

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Dave went on an adventure yesterday looking for cabinet hinges and his 2-hour trip lead him right back to a shop next to the station. At one of the places he stopped along the way, he encountered some very pretentious people that were of no help at all.

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00:00coming up 912 here on dave and chuck the freak i had pure chuck luck yesterday

00:12i'll be the judge of that i'll be the judge of that well i mean that wasn't devastating but

00:17well that's not chuck luck well yeah i guess we had these like hinges in our cabinets and a couple

00:24of them have broken okay right to the point where like one door fell off so it looks like we live

00:28in a shack yeah yeah uh so amber has been bugging me and bugging me to find these so i looked i

00:33couldn't find them yesterday after the show i'm like okay i'm just gonna go to the big home

00:37improvement places yeah yeah i'm sure one of them will have them one two like i hit them home depot

00:43lowe's menards none of them oh so now i'm at my fifth location yeah get there the guy's like no

00:50no we used to have these not anymore they look custom finally the guy says oh

00:58there'll be one place in town that has it you guys it's right there it is on the other side of

01:07that building are you tucked behind i drove an hour and 45 minutes around the city to get to a place

01:14that is a 10 second drive from the studio 10 seconds away it's on the other side of that building you

01:21walk there i could walk there i could have walked there hey that qualifies okay that was chuck luck

01:29that's a good one two hours later i'm back where i started and they had them oh yeah right there

01:36odyssey wherever that that second to last place was when you were like oh okay so it's called this

01:42i'm gonna punch that in my little takes you right back to work and for you to see it come right back

01:46to hear you must have been so mad oh i couldn't believe it oh i saw the i'm like uh-huh and i knew

01:51the city i'm like what it's right by the right by the station uh oh by the way the like the first

01:57specialist i was sent to yeah total douchebag yeah he literally threw it back at me uh threw it back

02:03get this out of my i don't carry those oh no you don't you're not like a cabinet store this is a

02:10cabinet hinge yeah i wouldn't carry those oh okay well then snobby snobby about its hinges yeah he was

02:17at a place right near you oh whatever yeah right near you wherever you live wherever you live

02:27over there in snob casual city

02:30i wouldn't carry those hinges here

02:36is there diamonds in them go screw yourself what kind of hinges are these someone get him

02:42out of the store no one in this city has these hinges oh he smells like poverty these aren't these

02:47aren't even made of pure silver do we have any hinges for the homeless please no we don't carry

02:53anything like that could we get him a designer jacket or something i cannot handle it oh actually

02:59that's what they make you they actually make you take off your stuff and put on a designer jacket

03:06burn it all burn everything he's wearing we just keep it i've drawn you a crude map i hope you can

03:12understand to walmart your people will fit in here oh and they have no idea who you are there no no no

03:21no no no negative i was not getting any special treatment just literally was almost shuffled

03:28out of the store you never believe it some kind of vagrant came in here with a

03:32some hinge they found off the street

03:36i threw it back at him and told him to leave get him out there's no cash in this store

03:44yeah oh god are we being wrong take what you need just don't touch us i want your germs

03:55if you're looking for mental help there's gotta be a place somewhere else

03:58but not around here yeah no i'm just i will let you guys see it's this place here

04:03where's that look right here lise oh we don't carry anything oh look at how nice it is yeah of

04:11course it is i like that place oh look at that yeah yeah we don't carry anything please

04:19yeah they took me to like this special back room probably just to get me out of the show

04:24yeah they're like bring him in there quickly quickly don't allow people to see him what if

04:28someone rich walks in coming back take him back he's in flip-flops take him back shorts and flip-flops

04:36my word oh someone's coming in golf attire hurry hide him hide him hurry send him out the back door

04:45i assume you'll be doing this work yourself

04:48my god my goodness with your own hand and tools around your house i don't know how any of this attaches

05:00i've had one of these before we have a man that's doing the work on his home himself

05:07send him away send him away

05:10get a specialist down here we don't sell the drugs here sir go on go on there's a man hooked on opiates

05:18here he's trying to trade in a hinge i believe for more opiate money we don't have any narcan in here

05:27we can't tell if he went to the bathroom in our bushes outside

05:33follow him he may have make sure he leaves

05:37he relieved himself i don't know who he works for

05:39they're garbage or whatever

05:42lisa seemed to like it

05:43i know

05:43i don't like how they treated my friend though

05:46a gorgeous tub

05:47that changed their location

05:49sorry dave they have really nice tubs i had to go in there

05:52i won't go just because of the way they treated you

05:55yeah right sure lisa

05:56and it does look very nice

05:57i'll have to go back to that place where you work

06:01maybe they'll have them

06:02yeah we'll run on there

06:03did you try

06:04that never heard

06:04home people

06:05oh my god

06:07oh my god

06:08oh my god

06:10have you tried

06:11have you tried

06:13lose

06:14lose

06:15lose

06:16oh my god

06:18how about

06:19my lord

06:20i hope i don't frighten you with the fact that i'm not wearing a vest

06:24oh my

06:26oh my

06:28all right get

06:29get out

06:31enough of our time wasted

06:33touch anything

06:34don't touch it

06:35don't touch it

06:35if you touch it you buy it

06:36when they tell you that

06:38if you break it you buy it

06:39that's all you can do

06:41lisa should get all dressed up and go in there and say everything's crap

06:44oh god look at that

06:46who would god

06:47lisa does the pretty woman thing

06:49where she goes back in

06:50and she's like

06:51i was gonna buy all these tubs

06:52now i'm not buying because of how you treat my friends

06:56and they're like

07:00we will give you some special discount

07:03we'll find it

07:04maybe i'll talk to you

07:06and then you find out she's got the tubs

07:06if it's this one here and it's really cheap

07:08possibly

07:10that one

07:10god that one's nice though

07:13we don't have layaway

07:15we don't have layaway here

07:18you can't put hinges on layaway

07:23there's no customer rewards program

07:25i believe he's hoping that a celebrity would walk in and pay for all of his wares

07:31as if shaquille o'neal would come in

07:32right exactly it doesn't happen here

07:35for his hut or whatever he lives in

07:37i don't know what he's in

07:38that's my hinge adventure

07:39anyway

07:40it must be the hinge for an outhouse

07:42an outhouse

07:48you

07:50you

07:59you

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