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Stan & Haney interview "45"
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00:00hey everybody Stan and Haney thank you for joining us this afternoon greatly
00:12appreciated and you know it's a special time on the Stan and Haney show and we
00:22can have a great man like this in the studio
00:25it sure is Stan you may remember him he oversaw this country when we were
00:35self-sufficient we could have pride in what we made and what we did ladies and
00:44gentlemen the 45th president is in studio with us right now Mr. Mr. Trump Mr.
00:51President thank you thank you so much for joining us thank you for having me
00:55please thank you thank you I appreciate that and by the way I go by Donald J.
01:00Trump you know what the J stands for don't you what's that Jesus because I'm like
01:07the second coming I can tell you that the second coming and it's really wonderful
01:13to be by the way we've got a beautiful turnout tonight this is really a
01:16wonderful turnout today it is I looked at the listenership and we've got about
01:2117 billion people tuning in yeah right now and if you go to our Facebook page
01:26you can see the president live right now in the studio with us he's gonna have a
01:32Save America rally at the laughing comedy because right now we've got all the
01:37cameras on I mean right now they're all still on those red lights are still red
01:41lights are still on but here's the thing this is what they do right we're gonna have a
01:46beautiful turnout today you know that and the numbers are gonna be off the
01:50charts and what they're gonna do is later on tonight when you're watching on
01:53television they crop it you know they crop it they like to crop it you won't
01:57even see your face you know why they do that why is it fake news it's totally
02:01fake they love to crop it their red lights as soon as I talk about them the red
02:05lights go right off he was so right about that they turn the red lights off and
02:10they don't turn the cameras around they will not turn the cameras around but
02:14that's okay that's okay we've got a great movement happening we're doing
02:18beautifully we're coming back in 2024 it's gonna be a beautiful have you made
02:23that official yet well we can't do it because as you know we got a couple of
02:27things that we have to get covered before we do it but we as far as
02:31donations go and and that sort of a thing we can't talk about it but I will say
02:36this let me just say this you're gonna be very happy I could tell you that I
02:45gotta ask you I saw it in the news just the other day your Washington DC hotel is
02:53no longer they've taken down the Trump name they claimed it lost billions of
02:58dollars and now the Waldorf Astoria is there first of all the Waldorf Astoria
03:03that's it's that guy who owns it I think is a total liberal he's a liberal
03:07fascist he's an idiot nobody likes him I know that well everybody knows people have
03:12stayed at the hotel they said it's horrible there's roaches everywhere
03:15people are thinking crap's right in the middle of the bed and they didn't have a
03:19cleaning service it's really horrible it's a disgrace he should be ashamed of
03:24himself we've got great hotels I think the greatest hotels everybody knows that
03:29Trump hotel is the greatest I know I saw yours you got one out in Las Vegas I was
03:34in Las Vegas over the the holidays and there's the big guy trying to have a deal
03:39going on you get a room you get a beautiful premium room at a great rate
03:43and it comes with two strippers too beautiful that's that you know what
03:49that's making America great you know another thing I want to ask you is I
03:55wanted to go at to Mar-a-Lago and play golf now I know you got to be a member
04:01down there but I guess if you stay at the lodge you can go and play around of
04:06golf at a Mar-a-Lago is there any chance you know now that you're in the
04:11studio right now that I will be allowed to go down and play around it I can't
04:15afford the $500 a round look you're good friends of mine yeah yeah you're good
04:20friends I love you you love me right you love me I love you that's how it works
04:24both that you can be both my golfing partners for the day we'll have a
04:28beautiful happy threesome that won't include Russian strippers but it'll be a
04:33happy threesome nonetheless and uh-huh it's gonna be really beautiful it'll be
04:37wonderful and you'll be my you'll be my guest you won't have to pay a thing I can
04:41tell you that how you know what what what is that why is it that Russia has the
04:46most beautiful strippers in the world well because they don't eat there's no
04:50food if you can't you can't have any food you can't eat right the lights are too
04:56long right they're too long you get a light for hours and hours they're like screw it I'll be
05:01I'll be a model right I'll be a model I can't get any bread today how is you go to a strip club here
05:08they're horrible some of them are fat they're pregnant it's terrible one lady had a she gave birth
05:14on stage can you believe it I had to tip the baby and the woman can you believe it how has life been
05:21for you uh sir uh since you've uh left office I know so many people want to uh criticize you
05:29so many people said so many vile things you're no longer president of the United States has that
05:35gotten better well first of all let me just say this first of all I had a great life you know that
05:41yeah I had a great life I had a beautiful life and I didn't have to do this you know that yeah I
05:47didn't have to do it but I love this country too much and I said to myself I had created a beautiful
05:53company we did very well we're very successful but I said I got to bring this country back we want to
05:58make it great again again that's what we want to do make it great again again again actually
06:03and that's what we're gonna do but look at what's happening it's horrible it's horrible
06:08well we see what's happening excuse me you know the election was rigged you know it was rigged
06:15they won't they don't like when I say that by the way yeah look at those lights go off there they go
06:19look at the lights go off they're going off either way this is fake news
06:23this guy right here he's from CNN I think it's CNN the corrupt news network they're horrible
06:30their ratings are lower than Harvey Weinstein zipper I can tell you that and they miss me a lot I can
06:38tell you maybe we should call it the Clinton news network we should call it the Clinton news network
06:42yeah that'd be nice and you got the other one NBC which stands for nothing but crap
06:48and how about the governor Cuomo I mean look at the disgrace yeah did you see that
06:54he's a disgrace governor Cuomo and this is true look it up he has touched more women than the Hallmark
07:02channel what about what do you think of our governor well I think this is a great guy he's a great man
07:09he's a great guy I love him a lot and you could be running against him in 2022 oh I don't think so
07:17I think he'd be a great running mate to be honest with you I don't think he's got the stamina to be
07:21a lead like I am but I think he could be a good running man with all due respect Mr. President he was
07:26no one until you endorsed him that's true that's very true thank you for saying that that's very true
07:31he was nobody people said who the hell is our guy yeah they didn't know who was running the state
07:37and when I moved to Mar-a-Lago and I started talking about it talking about him he got a lot
07:43of play on that yeah but here's the thing the election was rigged I think it was a hoax I call
07:48it the big fix look I was up by a lot you know that yeah late at night in some of these horrible
07:55counties you know what they are I'm not gonna something whole yeah something whole will say that
08:01there was I was up by a lot and then late at night there was a massive dump yeah and when
08:07I say massive dump I'm not talking about Chris Christie after eating at a buffet I'm talking
08:14about illegal ballots that were coming in through like the ceiling yeah coming in through leather
08:19briefcases oh yeah terrible all I can do is campaign you know that yeah these people in some of these
08:25states are the real beauties real beauties there's only one network I really trust it was that which
08:30one which one is it uh the one we got on right here wrong wrong which network is they were good but
08:38some of the people I like Hannity I like Lord Ingram uh-huh some of the other ones I'm not so happy
08:43with I mean Chris Wallace he's nothing like his father his father was ashamed of him I don't know if he
08:49knows that his father told me many years ago in the golf course he said my son's a loser I think he's
08:54mentally ill I said really he said he's mentally ill and I said well that's terrible but there's only
09:00one I like and it's the Playboy Channel oh yeah yeah hey I gotta ask you uh because it just started
09:08this year what do you think of the new New Jersey Generals you used to have that football team you ran
09:17you've got Herschel Walker Doug Flutie and now they come back and do this well I think it's the
09:23team's not going to be what it was I think you know that it's I don't like the word generals by the
09:28way the generals in our military they've they've done horribly they've done horribly they've done
09:33really bad but if I took it over I think we would do a great job but I think unfortunately it's going to
09:38be very bad very bad for the team well you just don't have the time for it and I don't like the NFL
09:43you know the NFL I like this new league because the NFL stands for the national flunky league
09:48you better stand for the national anthem and if you're kneeling you better be getting engaged
09:53you're tying your shoe
09:54I have to I have to ask you sir I I'm sitting that five feet from you did you get some sun while you
10:05were here in Florida everybody knows I sunbathe naked and I do it right on the the helicopter pad
10:13that we use at Mar-a-Lago I've got a great team people said to me they said they come up to me at
10:20the beach they said were you on Baywatch I said no they said you look so beautiful you're so
10:26unbelievable people have come up to me and this is true they said we've never seen someone so beautiful
10:32naked I said really they said it's unbelievable you've got the most beautiful body you know
10:39playboy magazine reached out and playgirl reached out they wanted me in both spreads can you believe
10:45it I'm a hustler jokes magazine and they said we got to put you in there no one's ever seen a body
10:52like this before including muscle and fitness they've never seen I've got a great body really a beautiful
10:58body and you know I just got a physical yeah Donald you're 90% muscle you're 10% money
11:05that I mean seriously you're getting some sunning matches your hat I'm in great shape and by the way I
11:15just got a you know you got to get the prostate exam yeah and they came back they said we've never
11:20seen anything like it it's enlarged I said my prostate they said no your penis
11:25there's nothing I can do about that they said I think it's a black one
11:30Mr. Mr. President I want to thank you for spending a valuable time with us I know you're a very busy
11:40man I don't want to have to rush you out of the studio but we have a comedian that'll be joining us
11:48in just a few minutes he's going to be performing at the laughing comedy club college parkway here in
11:55Fort Myers would you mind if you know we make a little room for him he's a great American
12:01he's a great American he's a hard-working patriot who loves God family and country we can bring him in
12:08I understand I don't know if you know this but he's said to do one of the best impressions of you
12:13well I don't believe that I think he's probably a hack to me nobody does a good impression of me
12:18especially Alec Baldwin right he's a horrible one right he's shooting people
12:24from shooting movies to shooting people can you believe it
12:28well Mr. President I thank you for uh joining us today it's been greatly uh we had a great time
12:36we greatly appreciate it and uh we're going to take a break and uh if somebody can escort you out to your
12:42car uh make sure that hopefully it's going to be an escort
12:45we're going to we're going to take a break and uh we'll be back we're Stan and Haney along with the
12:54president 96k rock
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