00:00Roxanne wants a couple of moments to run something by us to see what we think because, well, Roxanne believes in all these, like, weird things that it's not a coincidence, it was meant to be, it was a sign from above, the universe is sending us signals and aligning, and, well, how do I say this?
00:26It's a bunch of hooey.
00:27How do I say this sensitively?
00:30All right, hold on.
00:30I want to say something else, but I got to think of the right way to phrase it.
00:34I'm a quack.
00:35No, Roxanne, you're a kook.
00:36Oh, I didn't, I didn't, what?
00:38I didn't call you a quack and a kook.
00:40You just called yourself a kook.
00:42I didn't say that.
00:44All right, tell your story, and then I'll figure out how to say the other thing that I want to say, but I don't want to say it incorrectly.
00:50Go ahead.
00:50Toronto Blue Jays player Bo Bichette.
00:52He's an up-and-coming star with the Blue Jays.
00:55Bo Bichette?
00:56Yes, Bo Bichette.
00:56Is that like Boba Fett?
00:58Yeah, I thought you said Boba Fett.
00:59It's Boba Fett.
01:00It's a big, big, fat blob.
01:01Wait, a baseball player?
01:03Was Boba, who was the, well, Boba Fett was like a, Boba Fett was a soldier.
01:06He was a soldier, early Mandalorian-looking character.
01:09All right, all right, all right.
01:10You're talking about Jabba the Hutt.
01:11Okay, I'm sorry.
01:11I'm not the biggest Star Wars geek.
01:15There are probably people saying, oh, that MJ's a Star Wars moron.
01:18He's a moron.
01:19He doesn't know.
01:20Listen, you don't even know anything about Star Wars, okay?
01:23Boba Fett was a soldier, okay?
01:26Now, are you, like, really upset about Comic-Con being canceled because of the pandemic?
01:29I don't even want to talk about it.
01:32All right.
01:32I am so distraught.
01:34All right, so Boba Fett, what's the guy's name?
01:38Bichette, his father was Dante Bichette, also an MLB player.
01:42Okay, all right, so the guy's name is what?
01:44Bo Bichette.
01:45All right, not Boba Fett.
01:46I don't feel comfortable saying his last name either on the radio.
01:49I'm just saying.
01:50All right, and what happened?
01:51So he's playing a game at Fenway Park against Boston.
01:56He hits a home run.
01:57Great, okay.
01:58Went over the Green Monster, that made it remarkable, out of the park.
02:02Yeah, the Green Monster is the famous left field, it looks like just, like, three acres
02:08of green plywood.
02:09I mean, that's the Green Monster.
02:11I think they have, like, an Ace Hardware advertisement on it now or something.
02:14And so he hits the ball over the Green Monster.
02:16So it lands on.
02:18It goes out of Fenway Park.
02:19Out of Fenway Park, lands on Lansdowne Street.
02:22Okay.
02:23Bounced around, came to rest in front of a vacant building.
02:27Right.
02:28This vacant building used to be a Gold's Gym.
02:31Okay, brother.
02:32Okay, get ready to have goosebumps.
02:34All right.
02:35Where his parents first met 30 years ago.
02:39Oh, who gives a crap?
02:41So you think this is a sign from above?
02:45Wasn't he like, my parents just met across the street?
02:47That's amazing.
02:48I mean, what's the point?
02:49He hit a ball there.
02:50Big deal.
02:50Did they have sex there?
02:52No.
02:52And he was conceived there, like, on the sidewalk where the ball landed?
02:55Then it would be a good story.
02:57Now, if his mom walked out the store, slipped on the baseball, cracked her head open, died.
03:03Well, then we're talking.
03:04That would be something.
03:05He would have killed his own mom.
03:06You don't think that's at all.
03:09I mean, that's very serendipitous kind of thing, you know?
03:13So his dad worked out and passed him.
03:18That's creepy, all right.
03:20Woo!
03:20I love that.
03:23That's that guy from that real estate commercial.
03:25I love that guy.
03:26That is kind of scary.
03:28The guy that buys houses.
03:29He even buys haunted houses.
03:30Woo!
03:31I love that guy.
03:32It's that guy.
03:33Woo!
03:34Do you know what he's not buying?
03:35What?
03:35This crappy story.
03:37Yeah, this is a little out there.
03:39This might be what they call a stretch.
03:41Woo!
03:42The ball rolled right where his parents first met, where he was at the start of his conception.
03:48Woo!
03:49Great.
03:50I don't know.
03:51One time I was playing Little League and I hit a ball, a foul ball, and I went through
03:55my neighbor's windshield and I was like, oh, you're my neighbor.
03:59What a coincidence.
04:01And he's like, give me a hundred bucks.
04:02God, how do I say this other thing without, I don't want to upset you.
04:07You're not going to upset me.
04:08Should I just not do this?
04:09Just say whatever you have to say.
04:10Wait, is this something else?
04:12It might be a compliment to me.
04:13I might interpret it as a compliment.
04:15It's something that I think, well, I know you believe in.
04:19What?
04:20And it's just, it's just weird.
04:23Woo!
04:25All right, Coop.
04:26What?
04:26Say it.
04:27Promise this is not going to upset you?
04:28I promise.
04:29Because you're into all these weird things and how...
04:31She said she promises.
04:33You think that, you promise you're not going to get upset?
04:35Oh my gosh, she's not.
04:37I'm not.
04:38All right.
04:38Roxanne believes that she's getting signals and signs from deceased relatives.
04:43Why would that upset me?
04:44All right.
04:45It's true.
04:46I don't believe, I don't believe, I don't, I don't, I, I don't, I don't, I don't believe
04:51that you, that people get, like, messages and contacted.
04:55Of course we do.
04:57I mean, you just don't, you're, you're maybe not open to them.
05:00Not all, not all deceased people, but people that you're close to.
05:03You still might get a lot of messages from them.
05:04Yeah, I, I don't, I don't buy into the stuff.
05:07All right, so I'm not upsetting you?
05:08No, not a bit.
05:09Because you believe that you have deceased relatives that come?
05:11Just one, just my dad.
05:12He contacts me occasionally.
05:14My grandmother contacted me.
05:15Is it by text or is it, uh, you know?
05:18Well, sometimes text messages.
05:20By text?
05:21I told you, yes, sometimes by text.
05:23Because on his birthday or my birthday, I'll get a message, like a random solicitor will
05:28have his name in it.
05:30Woo!
05:31MJ, my grandmother was a big fan of dogs.
05:34Yep.
05:34And I heard a dog bark yesterday.
05:36Woo!
05:37You think that was grandma?
05:38It was definitely grandma saying hi.
05:41And then another dog, another dog.
05:43She said hi like 8,000 times.
05:44She said hi.
05:45She said hi.
05:45She said hi.
06:02Okay.
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