Dave Seeks Revenge on Chuck "the Freak"

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Dave seeks revenge on the morning show after the Clown prank they pulled on him.

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00:01Hey, it's Dave Hunter from the Dave and Chuck The Freak Show on 101 WRIF.

00:04You may remember, almost two years ago, these guys pranked me by doing the clown scare.

00:09Made me believe there was a crazy guy dressed as a clown with a gun here at the radio station.

00:13Well, I've been plotting my revenge for a while.

00:16Many different things entered my mind, but I knew Chuck has very little tolerance for surprise pranks.

00:21So I went with fears.

00:23Animals, crocodile, snakes, spiders, and one other big surprise.

00:29And you're about to watch his reaction.

00:31Take a look.

00:32Oh, I know.

00:32I've worked with Chuck long enough to know how he reacts to certain things.

00:37So the one thing that I thought, well, Chuck made me face my fear of clowns.

00:43I'm going to make him face a couple of fears.

00:47You're going to make me climb a ladder?

00:48No, you're not going to have to climb a ladder.

00:51I have a couple of people I need to bring in here.

00:55Sam the snake girl and Bruce the spider geek.

00:58No, I'm not.

00:59Are going to come in.

01:00Seriously, not going to do it.

01:01Are coming into the studio here.

01:03Bring him in there, James, if you could.

01:04That'd be great.

01:05Yep.

01:06We have Sam the snake girl with...

01:09What snake girl?

01:12See you later, guys.

01:13You're going to show right now.

01:15Oh, my God.

01:15I don't like that.

01:17I'm sorry.

01:18I've got to go.

01:19I promise you.

01:20Listen.

01:21I'm not everyone's having a good time.

01:26I don't think anyone's having a good time.

01:29Oh, for God's sakes, it's a joke, people.

01:31I know.

01:31It's a couple of snakes and a spider.

01:33Are you a pansy?

01:34You won't touch a snake?

01:35I already did.

01:36I touched it.

01:37I don't have a problem with touching a snake.

01:39I don't want it on me.

01:40I'm not going to put it on me.

01:41You won't put the snake on you.

01:43You want to touch your hand, though?

01:45No, I'm not doing that.

01:46Oh, come on.

01:46Yeah, if you want to touch him, look at that.

01:48Oh, I made him mad.

01:49Don't make him mad.

01:50Don't make him mad.

01:51It wouldn't be the first time I've ever done that.

01:53There's someone just crawling up your back, dude.

01:55Like, what's that one?

01:56Look at the size of that thing!

01:58Mother of God!

01:59You got something on it?

02:00I'm not afraid of spiders, but that thing is...

02:02I almost swore.

02:03I can't turn around again.

02:04Let me get a picture of that on your back.

02:06Yeah, see.

02:06Oh, that's huge.

02:07You don't want to find me a colossal fail.

02:09You won't even hold a spider in your hand, no.

02:14You're that afraid of it?

02:16I'm not...

02:16Yeah, I guess.

02:18If I'm a big puss.

02:20Oh, my God.

02:21Oh, my God.

02:23It's a gator.

02:25He's hissing.

02:26He's furious.

02:28He didn't want to come here today.

02:30That's a gator.

02:31What's up, gator?

02:33I've seen you guys in real life.

02:35Oh, listen.

02:36Is that the noise he's making?

02:38Yeah, he's hissing.

02:39R.J., also not a good name.

02:42I didn't name him.

02:43One of my older co-workers named him, so...

02:46That's the last person you want to get an R.J. from.

02:49So, listen, I kind of envisioned Chuck, like, you know when Jack Hanna used to bring animals

02:54onto the talk shows?

02:55And people would scream and run away.

02:57That's what I thought.

02:58I didn't think you'd be that offended by some animals.

03:01No, I'm not offended.

03:02I just, I'm not going to touch a spider.

03:04I didn't come to work today to, like, get hit by a tarantula or, like, have, like...

03:08And you think I came to work to be terrified by a clown?

03:11Yeah.

03:11I think you got me back to you in this.

03:13Yeah, I kind of did.

03:14In a roundabout way, I did.

03:15I didn't think I would...

03:16I knew I couldn't tell Lisa, because I knew Lisa would have told you.

03:19Because she's...

03:20I knew Lisa would have told you.

03:21Because the whole show's...

03:22Whoa, okay, yes.

03:25Okay, let's get the alligator out of here.

03:27Alligator's freaking out.

03:29Alligator's freaking out.

03:31Let's see, we can go.

03:32You're doing that death diet.

03:34He's doing the death row.

03:36Okay, all right.

03:37Good idea, Dave.

03:40Music stops cold as we prepare for one more surprise for Chuck the Freak here on the Dave and Chuck

03:46the Freak Show.

03:47If you're just joining us, I don't think you're going to do that.

03:49I honestly thought this was the nicest couple of things I could do.

03:54Yeah, I mean, I'm not really afraid of this, of really this stuff.

03:57I mean, God, you could have filled the place with mice.

03:59But there is one more surprise.

04:01Well, we didn't get 500, but we got one.

04:04And she's here to do a special performance for you, Chuck the Freak.

04:08Remember you were in love with that Britney Spears for a while?

04:12Yeah, I was.

04:13Yeah.

04:14This is big black Britney.

04:18Bring her on in.

04:19Here she comes.

04:22Bring her in, James.

04:24It's Booby-licious.

04:27And she's got a big, gigantic snake on her.

04:31She's got a gigantic snake.

04:34There you go.

04:36Should I get in a chair?

04:37Yeah, yeah.

04:37Just push your chair back a little bit.

04:39Just push your chair back there.

04:41It's been a long time since I had any kind of lapper.

04:44Yeah.

04:44You might bite.

04:48So this is your bigger black Britney here doing a little lapper.

04:51How are you, Britney?

04:53How are you?

04:54All right, Booby-licious.

04:55Let's get to it tonight.

04:56Let's get to it.

04:57All right.

04:58All right.

04:58Yay.

05:01I envision she still got her first on, but she's getting paid.

05:05Yeah.

05:06She's getting paid.

05:09Look at that.

05:11Oh.

05:11All over me.

05:14You're going to win tonight.

05:28Let's see some of your moves for Chuck.

05:30If you want to win the 500 bucks, right?

05:32What kind of moves are you going to pull out?

05:33Well, she's probably going to do flips and stuff.

05:35Well, we definitely do.

05:36Oh, twerking.

05:37A little twerking.

05:40Twerking.

05:41I feel like twerking and a lot of boobies.

05:43Thank you for doing this, Dan.

05:45Get those boobies right up in there.

05:48Choke you right to death.

05:53Yeah, I think, can I ask what size those boobs are?

05:56They are 52.

05:57Hold on.

05:58They are 52F.

06:0152F.

06:02Oh, yeah.

06:03Choke you right to death.

06:03So, do you have to get your bras custom made?

06:05Yes.

06:06Yeah, you do.

06:07Okay.

06:07And have you been stripping before, or this is like a first time deal?

06:10You know, I actually did the contest maybe four or five times, and I won four of the times.

06:15So, I'm here to do it again.

06:17All right.

06:17So, you've won four times.

06:19Yeah.

06:20Well, you saw the moves.

06:21Yeah, she's done.

06:21Those things are going to...

06:22We're not messing around here.

06:23We got you the best.

06:24I know you.

06:25You're in your little 50s here.

06:27Thank you, Ben.

06:27You know, I appreciate it.

06:29I appreciate it.

06:29Not what I envisioned.

06:33I just thought she was going to stretch.

06:36She had her purse on.

06:37She just walked out of her car.

06:39Yeah, it didn't really go as far as...

06:42Well, no, I mean, not nude.

06:44Not nude.

06:46But, you know, more stripper-like entire, not just...

06:49I just walked in from the street.

06:51Yeah.

06:52I mean, I thought for sure I was going to get a bare ass on it.

06:58I, I did too.

07:00That's not what happened.

07:01I disappointed you.

07:02Of course, I disappointed you.

07:04It failed.

07:05Hold it down and out.

07:08Take a break.

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