Fear and Anxiety Poops

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple of kids who had their lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint and wonder if people are ever so scared they actually poop themselves.

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00:00We're off to Peoria, Illinois, where two boys selling lemonade at their stand were robbed

00:18at gunpoint.

00:19That's the tough times we're in.

00:21But it gets worse for one of them.

00:23The pair was approached by two male suspects.

00:26One of them had a gun.

00:27Police say the suspect stole the kid's money and ran off.

00:31Police were investigating.

00:32When they posted this, though, up on their Facebook page looking for suspects, the mom

00:37commented how horrible it was saying my son even soiled himself.

00:42Oh, that's embarrassing.

00:44Mom.

00:44Jesus Christ.

00:46Did you go on the police Facebook and talk about my fear diarrhea?

00:50Aw.

00:51Did you?

00:53It's true.

00:54He totally crapped himself.

00:56He said, look at what I'm dealing with.

00:59Hey, bud.

00:59What's up?

01:00Hey, man.

01:01I just said.

01:02Boo.

01:02Jesus Christ.

01:03Hope you didn't poop your pants.

01:05So, rest of the year.

01:06The rest of the year, this whole thing, huh?

01:08What's up, poops?

01:09You read the Facebook post, I see.

01:11It's everywhere, man.

01:13It's everywhere.

01:14Jesus Christ.

01:15I want to go home and thank your mom for that one.

01:17You try getting robbed.

01:19I'm going to thank your mom after I'm finished with her.

01:22Oh, my God.

01:23That goddamn bitch.

01:24He drinks some lemonade after you're done, too.

01:28Seriously, mom.

01:29Honestly?

01:30How old are the kids?

01:31It just says boys.

01:32You know they're young.

01:33I mean, how old are you the last time you had a lemonade stand?

01:37Under 10, wouldn't you say?

01:38Under 10.

01:39Under 10.

01:40Yeah.

01:40Hopefully, kids don't have Facebook pages anymore, really.

01:43Right.

01:45So, maybe his friends won't see it.

01:46He soiled himself.

01:47My child just soiled himself.

01:52He was so scary.

01:53He peed and pooped his pants.

01:55Well, the little guys had a gun in their face.

01:57First of all, what douchebag robs a lemonade stand at gunpoint?

02:00You don't need to pull out a gun.

02:01You just tell the kids to give them the money.

02:03It's not a good time to have a lemonade stand.

02:05Everybody's so desperate.

02:06I know.

02:06Crazy.

02:07Violent, violent times.

02:10Violent.

02:10Violent times.

02:11Give me that $12.

02:13You worked all day for it.

02:14Come on.

02:14How much are they really going to take in?

02:16Yeah.

02:17Maybe $20 if he's lucky.

02:20And then you poop yourself.

02:21Pull a gun on the kids.

02:23Everything about this story is horrible.

02:24Of course, he pooped himself.

02:25Yeah.

02:26I'd guess.

02:27Do you think 10-year-old Andy would have pooped himself with a gun in his face?

02:30Yeah, I'd have pooped myself just from the heat.

02:32Actually, a little summer lemonade stand.

02:34Are you used to it?

02:35You don't know what might have happened.

02:37Depending on what your dad trained you.

02:39Oh, that's true.

02:39I might have just, out of a reflex, disassembled the gun.

02:44It's just in you.

02:45You just have it in you.

02:46I'm like, ah, ah, ah!

02:47Yeah, it's like, I don't even know what I did.

02:48I can't just, I don't know what that gave me.

02:50Some real Jason Bourne stuff going on.

02:54You don't know until you're putting that scenario in.

02:56That's true.

02:56I still pooped.

02:59Yeah.

03:00You poop and disarmed.

03:01Yeah.

03:02Poop and disarmed, just like I was trained.

03:04Boy, I didn't train the one part.

03:07Yeah, I know, but she made it happen.

03:09Are there fear poopers?

03:11I'm sure.

03:12Of course.

03:12It's part of your natural response.

03:14You feel fear in your butthole first, right?

03:16Yeah.

03:17I think every emotion's butthole first.

03:19It either puckers or releases.

03:22Wow.

03:23That would suck.

03:25Honestly, anytime you were frightened, you'd poop yourself because people would take advantage

03:28of that.

03:29Like a fainting goat?

03:30It was like a, yeah, like a completely involuntary poop response.

03:36Does anyone listening have fear diarrhea?

03:39Do you have fear poops?

03:41Well, James does.

03:42I've had fear guts before.

03:43Like.

03:44Oh, yeah.

03:45But usually the seal never gets broken.

03:47Well, thank God, right?

03:48But maybe there's people where the seal gets broken.

03:501-855-954-6969.

03:52If you're willing to admit you have the fear poops.

03:55Do you have fear?

03:57Diarrhea.

03:58Diarrhea.

03:59Diarrhea.

04:00Diarrhea.

04:01I got a bad case of Diarrhea.

04:04You've been stricken with Diarrhea?

04:06I have.

04:07Oh, my God.

04:07They have no medicine for that.

04:09Fear causing.

04:10You just need to not be scared.

04:11Let's see if it's actually poop.

04:14Fear causing poop.

04:16Let's see if there's.

04:18Yeah, anxiety pooping.

04:20Well, I can understand anxiety pooping.

04:22Like you make it to the toilet.

04:23Anxiety diarrhea.

04:25Mmm.

04:27My diarrhea gives me anxiety caused by anxiety.

04:29Can you really poop your pants because of fear?

04:33That's a hell of a question.

04:35I think it would take an extreme situation, like a gun in your face.

04:39Right.

04:40Or something.

04:40Not for me, but for people that maybe have a problem with fear area.

04:44I think fear area.

04:46Peeing.

04:46Peeing yourself is the normal response.

04:50Yes.

04:50You hear about that all the time.

04:50People would, I guess, be more.

04:52And I'm guessing.

04:54I think of those haunted houses.

04:55Like the haunted houses.

04:56People poop their pants all the time.

04:57Yeah.

04:57I am guessing that the guy just peed himself, but the mom just put soiled.

05:03And soiled to me.

05:04I think you're right.

05:04Soiled to me is poop.

05:05I know.

05:06That's soil.

05:07That is soil.

05:08I know.

05:08That's how I think too.

05:10But my guess is she.

05:12It could go both ways.

05:13Yeah.

05:13You could use it either way, right?

05:14Soiled to me anything.

05:15Soiled.

05:16And a mom would put that rather than.

05:18Right.

05:19Peed.

05:19Pooped.

05:20Peed.

05:21Someone said, I had a good friend in high school.

05:23You could jump out from behind somewhere.

05:24Just say boo.

05:25It would cause him to poop his pants.

05:27Sad part was once everyone found out, he was good for a laugh at least once a week.

05:31We were at the beach one time.

05:33No.

05:33Someone came up behind him, tried to pull his shorts down.

05:37The fear on his face as he reached to pull them up, he pooped on the person behind him.

05:43Oh my God.

05:43People are so mean.

05:45Oh, you pants the pooper?

05:47How do you pants the pooper?

05:48It was like pants and a skunk.

05:50Like you got him.

05:51But then you get sprayed.

05:52Yeah, you got sprayed.

05:53Poop pranks.

05:55It's not fun.

05:56You don't want to be a part of any poop pranks.

05:58That poor guy.

05:59I disagree.

06:01Yeah, James wants to be a part.

06:02James, I'll be all a part of the poop pranks.

06:05Who's pants we got to pull down?

06:06So, James, because I could see what you would do, James.

06:11You'd be like, you'd try and convince someone to pull down the pants of the pooper to get pooped on.

06:18Did you hear that?

06:18Billy, my poop is pants.

06:20If you pull them down in front of everybody, you'd be so scared.

06:22It'll crap all over the place.

06:24He's talking to my girl right now.

06:25Go do it.

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