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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share what someone did to make them feel extremely uncomfortable.

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00:00the question is what is the most uncomfortable you've ever been out today they determine how
00:16long you can stare at someone before you freak them out so i want you guys to try this i'm gonna
00:21at least say you're the victim chucks the stare i'm gonna set the timer to see how you guys
00:25you tell me the second lisa i'm out no no no wait hold on hold on come on come on the second you
00:33start to feel uncomfortable we'll see how you rate compared to the rest of the nation okay
00:36the stare begins now
00:39yeah i'm out oh my god you're exactly exactly the same as the rest of the country it takes 3.3
00:48seconds you were 3.4 seconds wow he's still staring the study found that once you're making eye
00:58contact with someone it takes 3.3 seconds before they think it's creepy i think she's even less
01:05because i don't even think i looked at her you started the clock and then i looked at her and
01:09she was like jesus christ it does not take her long she's not cool with just like
01:17eye contact any kind of eye contact yeah you know
01:21and he does like the squinty ass there which is i think less uncomfortable than chuck's open eyes
01:31like yeah when you really open one yeah okay you guys can stop now what's the most uncomfortable
01:38someone has made you feel this guy said i worked at a car wash an old man would come through he'd
01:42always roll his window down and tip us while staring at our penises the entire time he talked to us
01:48wow those are those are nice
01:52there's a five for you and a five for you
01:58five for you
02:02wow
02:04oh boy
02:07i love this car wash
02:10see you boys
02:13uh derek from novi how are you
02:15hey how are you guys ripcord ripcord what's the most uncomfortable someone has made you feel
02:20i work less prevention i'm not going to name the company but um one of the store manager uh she's like
02:2745 almost 50 she's really good looking um but i'm married and one day i walked into the manager's
02:36office and she was just standing there in her bra
02:39and so i went to walk out and she's like oh i'm just putting my shirt on you can just sit down and
02:45uh do what you got to do uh take care of your paperwork and i was like okay and then so i'm sitting
02:50there i'm typing and i realized like she hasn't left the room so i went to turn around and she
02:57was there like fully topless so i just ran out and had to call my boss
03:01almost the identical thing happened to me though i've told the story of the old store manager i
03:07worked with walked in on her in her bra yeah she was trying to get her scottish and in her 60s
03:11yep it's not it's hot like what you see do you david oh david and her name was morag yeah
03:21come here and give morag a kiss can you think of a more unattractive female name how do you even
03:28get a name morag oh wow i'll never forget you like morag's decorations
03:47look at that get in here they're flopping for you gravity's got them now but they're not in their
03:58prime i'm morag surprised you didn't go for that yeah come on lisa it was just a wee boy
04:06i was like 18 or 19 stick yourself between these two pancakes you're a tall drink of water aren't you
04:16you think she wanted uh dave to yell out her name yeah
04:19by the end of this you will know my name david
04:29bend me over backwards
04:34you ain't never gonna forget morag and her tats
04:41take away gather at my tats
04:48squeeze my tats
04:54get there david
04:56oh lord
04:58morag flashback
05:02the mighty morag
05:05morag i've never heard anyone name such an unattractive name
05:12most probably one of the most unattractive names yeah i've never heard it before this
05:17situation no that's a family name like it's not short for something else
05:24wow maybe it means something like a beautiful flower apparently morag is celtic for princess
05:32that means princess i'm a princess i'm a princess i'm a princess david
05:37these are the tats of royalties more like the princess from shrek
05:42they're a bit green david i'm a princess of the orcs
05:49they're a bit veiny
05:53you
05:54you