Burn Your Mouth

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who is suing Olive Garden after she burned her throat with stuffed mushrooms and come up with a list of other foods that can burn your mouth.

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00:00all right we're off to texas for our next story here a woman is suing the olive garden

00:08why because their stuffed mushrooms cause severe burns to her throat you know you gotta wait to

00:18pop those things in your mouth it's tough to wait on certain food a fourth woman is suing

00:24olive garden she says an extremely hot stuffed mushroom got lodged in her throat which caused

00:31her to temporarily stop breathing and resulted in severe throat burns i get this though because um

00:39when i went away on vacation food was terrible i got back to the us of a and the first restaurant

00:49i went into they had these delicious like seasoned fries american made and i was like oh my god look

00:57look at this like oh my real cry real food i started to tear up i grabbed one and i knew like in my hand

01:05i was like this is too hot to eat right now it's burning my fingers right now didn't matter i i

01:14shoved it in my mouth and i destroyed i destroyed my mouth taste buds were gone no the whole roof of

01:20my mouth was burned off ouch oh i burnt the entire roof of my mouth opened it right up it was like a

01:26sore like you know i mean it was a disaster so she allowed uh alleges that olive garden was negligent

01:33in not warning her about the mushrooms she's seeking 200 000 to 1 million dollars in damages

01:37a representative for olive garden couldn't couldn't immediately be notified come on this is one of

01:42those damn foods you know is piping hot you ever bite into a stuffed mushroom fresh out of the oven

01:47yeah it's a big dumbass bitch it's hot it's steaming hot and that's how you want it yeah there's a lot

01:53of those things that are like uh some are like coated and then like fried like a fried mushroom

01:59and you'll bite that and it's like burn you to death lava right in your mouth it's on you but you

02:04know it's on you like at what point in this country do we not say it's on you you ever had a

02:10fresh pizza come right out of the oven and you're starving you're just starving and you know like

02:15you know pizza all the time yeah pizza's one of the the biggest offenders of this yeah but the

02:21same thing that you had with the fry with the cheese on the pizza yes it was like hot napalm on

02:26the roof of your mouth yep you actually had to go in and scrape it out with my finger that's it

02:30that's exactly what i had to do and the thing is pizza does it all the pizza's probably the number

02:34one offender yeah because you can't wait you can't wait is there anything sexier than a hot

02:39oh my god oh man i kissed it all over yeah pizza rolls pizza rolls there's a new big defender

02:47pizza roll what's the biggest defender i've been burned so many times by pizza rolls

02:52those are the two that i would say pizza rolls or hot pockets pizza rolls pizza rolls depending on what

02:59you eat more burn your lips off you know why this is why pizza rolls are dangerous you can eat one

03:04pizza roll and you're like oh it's kind of cold still yeah so there's no telling you almost need

03:15to have like a thermometer that you stick in each one have you ever like taken a bite out and it squirts

03:21oh yeah mind you i tend to not mess around knowing that i could get squirted i thought dave really

03:33just ate the pizza roll right there that was very realistic oh i totally felt it on my face i've had

03:38that happen oh yeah yep awful yeah pizza pizza roll pizza rolls it's so crazy how one can be cold

03:46and then another one can be mount vesuvius this person said i burnt my tits on a pizza roll

03:53oh if it dripped oh yeah sure sure so many things pizza rolls are insane because they just hold in

04:01that oil and that oil can go out someone's right grilled cheese i've definitely burnt myself on a

04:09grilled cheese you have to do the spread and blow yes do the spread and blow spread and blow

04:14you spread it and blow on the cheese for a bit and then reattach it that's much different than

04:20the movie had me do when i hang out yeah that's a different one don't tell him what that is

04:24don't talk to him about it oh pop tarts too yes i tend to eat cold pop tarts so you're an animal i

04:33know i don't like i don't need them heated up no i have to have it heated up but i have left it too

04:39long and you're in the outside like the corners don't seem that bad then you take a big chunk in and

04:43it's the hot molten strawberry lava yeah that's the lava uh someone forgot about pizza rolls and

04:49how terrible they are for your mouth they're so good though it's so good nothing stops me and i've

04:54been burned like i know like i've eaten one and i'm like oh god and i've been so burned and then

05:00i'm still eating them like i don't stop eating them it's like the initial burn numbs your mouth

05:05up enough to where you can handle a second helping oh uh colin hey colin how are you

05:09good how are you we're doing um yeah okay

05:13we're doing yeah uh what's your comment uh smoked sausage cheddar brat right off the grill bit into

05:25it cheese went up into my nose and blistered the inside of my nose oh my god nose cheese

05:31i've never heard of that before you know i can see that i've had that that's i think that's why

05:35i don't necessarily like the snap to any because you gotta poke them with a fork yeah you do when

05:43you have hot cheddar brat in your nose even without the cheddar you're right it's still dangerous

05:49yeah and i'm i want it right off that grill i do i want it right off that grill like instantly i'm

05:56so hungry i said i bit into a pizza roll the content squirted out onto my arm landed right on

06:01the inside part of my elbow it was like hot napalm i'm telling you it didn't heal for two months no

06:07you're just lucky if it doesn't squirt on your open skin

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