Nut Week Preparations

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Dave's allergy elimination has him close to being able to try all nuts except peanuts, so everyone suggests the best things he can try and talk about possibly doing a taste test live on the air.

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00:00it is uh national peanut day not your favorite day no not one you can celebrate i'm so pro

00:12peanut it's not even funny so i'm i just started back going into the allergy elimination stuff i

00:18got i did this before i had my whole gallbladder issue oh right and then that totally threw me

00:23off track and i stopped doing i forgot yeah but i went back uh one day last week for another

00:29update and they say i'm super close now to everything except peanuts oh so like they're

00:34knocking off the other the different nuts they they think it's possible okay all the other nuts

00:40that i'm allergic to there's not as much right that's good it won't take as long they say oh

00:46that's good but all the other nuts are good too yeah well i'm i'm willing to give them a whirl in

00:51fact at least let's be honest here when it comes to the nuts peanuts are probably fourth

00:57um yeah i guess so okay give me a top five list let's put a top five list of nut non peanut

01:06products because we didn't do this just cashews you have to try cashews okay but i want like so

01:12pecan pie honestly is at the top of my list yeah pecan pie that's my number one thing i want to try

01:16because i've tried it without the pecans like a shoofly pie or whatever the hell it's called and i love it

01:21yeah so you'll love the bonus that's a little bonus so i feel it's really good i like the bonus

01:27would be delicious it's like a sweet crispy crunchy top that goes with that shoofly pie uh someone said

01:32okay and i know lisa loves this oh lisa oh god i've never had baklava because it's always has it all

01:39has nuts in it right every time they can just say baklava to me that's definitely on the list

01:43down on the floor yeah she falls i almost fell her legs we're lucky she's sitting

01:48she was walking down the hall one time someone said it she fell

01:55we had to pick her up we had to pick her up lisa just falls out anytime i eat anything really good

02:01i almost fall on the floor and it's embarrassing at restaurants i'm not kidding i'm like oh my god

02:06i'm gonna fall on the floor i should probably oh this is so good i mean honestly with the way you

02:14are just you're gonna have to try everything oh i will no like you're gonna try everything i

02:19gotta be careful i gotta limit myself right i totally i can't just kind of crazy to think

02:23though like he's starting with a clean slate yeah you know like you've never tried all these

02:27products yeah i want you to try them on the show you know what okay i will make you guys

02:30a youtube channel yeah but what if he dies what if something oh you know that's more views

02:36we don't want you to die

02:40oh more people will watch him die though chuck imagine that

02:46oh that's more views man oh death

02:49then i'm just gonna get bitter the whole time too like dave goes viral like dying eat nuts

02:53i'm running around with my nuts out on the internet

02:56lisa paul over there

02:57hey you know what we should do next is go to the suicide forest

03:03what do you think lisa

03:06good for the show dave it'll be good for the show

03:10it would be good not you nothing happening to you but you trying it would be like

03:14well

03:15no okay

03:16there's gonna be some stuff because you have a clean slate there's gonna be some stuff that you

03:21try that we're gonna expect you to just love and you're not going to it's gonna blow us away

03:26yeah what yeah it's gonna blow us away what you don't like that yeah okay so if this works here's

03:31my pledge then if this works we'll do like a nut week yeah i have nut week oh i love nut week

03:36nut week on haven't you have a freak she's always loved nut week oh i love nut week

03:41if this works we'll have nut week and every day i'll try from the top five list something amazing

03:50but we'll be disappointed if you don't like something that we

03:53it i just i'm that's and honestly i was kind of i said that on the air but really i'm talking

03:58to you because i don't want lisa to be upset

04:01because i'll get mad at dave

04:03that's what i'm afraid of that's the number one thing i'm afraid of i'm telling you right now

04:11that's the number one thing she's afraid of that's i'm trying my number one fear right now

04:16number one i'd be crushed

04:18yeah what do you mean not terrorism not a hurricane bearing down

04:22they're not liking baklava

04:24the national tragedy number one number one

04:29number one fear right now yeah

04:31i get it i can understand what if he spit it out

04:36oh my god i don't think he will she'd probably stand up and slap me across the face all right i'm

04:43going to say i'm just going to come out and say this i'm just going to come out and say this what

04:46you don't like baklava you know it's oh it's okay it's okay you don't strike me as a baklava guy

04:52no it's like all your stuff so plain like yeah it's okay there's weird nuts and weird powders

04:57yeah honey and it's sticky and gooey and it's yeah it's a lot there's a lot to it yeah he loves

05:03you guys can be friends she can she can still talk to you yeah oh well well there you go so um

05:08again stay tuned if my uh tree nut allergy goes away which they believe it should soon we will

05:14have nut week on dave and chuck the freak and i'm going to hang on to this list of my top five or

05:19six items and every day i'll try something different live on the air and hopefully not die

05:23or in lisa's case hopefully die no no way she doesn't want you to come to the verge of death

05:28she doesn't want you to die she just wants you to like shake hands with the grim reaper

05:33and not go on a date she wants your heart to stop and then we revive it yeah we can pull fiction

05:38yeah exactly we really can hear the show dave fiction show and i'll be the guy that runs in i'll

05:43be like the john travolta with the syringe i'll save you dave i just put a marker yeah mark on his

05:48chest yeah with that charbie one million views that's all she's thinking he's dying he's dying you

05:56guys don't touch him yet don't save him yet he's almost dead james get in there close with the

06:02camera awesome all right come these blue

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