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Dave & Chuck the Freak celebrate their first day of Nut Week Part 2! Dave can finally eat peanuts and will be trying all sorts of peanut products. Today, he tried Peanut Butter right off the spoon! What did he think?
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00:00I love summer. The sunshine. Air conditioning. The great outdoors. Mid-afternoon nap. Days at the beach. Freezer pops. Now
00:08you're talking. Here's the new firework freeze five-hour energy shot. It's summer in a two-ounce bottle. Wow.
00:21Here with you on this exciting Monday. Well, exciting for me, I guess. It's very exciting.
00:30Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, I'm excited about that. I'm just not excited about Monday.
00:34Excited for this.
00:35Oh.
00:40Selling nuts.
00:43Hot nuts.
00:45Anybody here want to buy my nuts?
00:48Selling nuts.
00:50Hot nuts.
00:52I've got nuts for sale.
00:55Selling nuts for five.
00:55It will say this takes the podcast down.
00:58Yeah, yeah.
00:58But if you buy them once, you'll buy them again.
01:03Selling nuts.
01:05Hot nuts.
01:07You'll buy them from the peanut man.
01:09That's what I did.
01:10I bought some from the peanut man.
01:12Ah, meaning you stole it from your kid.
01:15That's it.
01:15Well, I paid for it, for God's sake.
01:17Yeah, that's true.
01:18So this is nut week part two.
01:20Nut week part two.
01:21We've had a nut week already.
01:22There was a bigger gap than I thought.
01:24It was a huge gap.
01:25Because it was years.
01:26How many years?
01:27Like five?
01:27I think.
01:28Oh, it's got to be.
01:29Yeah.
01:30When did Dave's first nut?
01:31That's what it was called.
01:34You're going to get something you don't want to see.
01:36No.
01:36It was May 2020.
01:39Yeah, so six years ago.
01:41What's my first nut?
01:43Over six years ago.
01:46Over six years ago?
01:47No, it's seven years ago.
01:49Whoa, I thought it was five.
01:50Oh, it's longer.
01:51It's seven years ago.
01:52Dave just tried his first nut on the air.
01:55It goes by.
01:55It was 2018.
01:57It's going to flash like a flash.
01:58This is when it was dumped onto YouTube.
02:00That's the thing.
02:01Oh, yeah.
02:03Look, I even didn't have my heated mug yet.
02:05No, my God.
02:07Times have changed.
02:08Well, look, we're actually happy.
02:12That's been that way in the years.
02:13Oh, my God.
02:14That's crazy.
02:15Yeah, so my God, it was 2018.
02:18So I was going to go back and then.
02:20It was 2018.
02:22It was 2018 when I had my first nut.
02:23Get out of here.
02:24Here's what happened.
02:24I went through allergy elimination for nuts.
02:26They got everything except peanuts.
02:29They couldn't.
02:29They said it was too tough.
02:30And I was going to go back.
02:32And then COVID hit and all sorts of things changed.
02:34And I just didn't.
02:34I gave up on it.
02:35And then I finally said to Amber earlier this year, I'm like, I'm going to try again.
02:40I called that guy up that was, you know, because he doesn't do this.
02:43He doesn't do peanut.
02:45It's too risky.
02:46Oh, I get that.
02:47Yeah.
02:47He did it for me because we had talked about it, that he would do it, but I'd have to
02:50stay
02:51at his office for hours at a time and, you know, make sure I survived.
02:54Yeah.
02:54You're the only one?
02:55Well, he used to do it.
02:57Oh.
02:57He doesn't do it anymore.
02:58Like, it's not something he offers.
02:59Right.
03:00But anyways.
03:00So he agreed to continue and I'm like, okay, let's do it.
03:04Let's just see.
03:05And it has slowly, it took longer than I thought, but it's worked.
03:08So now I am, I got the all clear.
03:12Crazy.
03:13To try peanuts.
03:14What a world.
03:16And I've stolen.
03:18Oh, God.
03:20That is nut forward.
03:22Nut forward.
03:23So what, well, explain to the people what you have here.
03:26You have a big jar of peanut butter.
03:28A big jar.
03:28It's just literally, I was going to buy one and forgot.
03:31So I grabbed it from the cupboard this morning.
03:33It's the one my kids love.
03:36Right.
03:36So.
03:37It's called, and it's only available.
03:38It's Canada.
03:39Okay.
03:39It's Canadian peanut butter.
03:40It's Canadian peanut butter.
03:41It's Kraft.
03:43Kraft.
03:44Is that different?
03:44Can I tell you this right now?
03:46What?
03:47Yeah.
03:47It's better than anything we've got over here.
03:49Really?
03:50You'd say that?
03:51Okay.
03:51Well, then that's good.
03:52So then this is.
03:53Why didn't you tell me this before?
03:55I'm sorry, Lisa.
03:56I didn't.
03:57You never brought me any.
03:58I don't like to start stuff.
03:59I don't like to start stuff.
04:00Because that's fighting words.
04:01Yeah.
04:02You know, these days.
04:03Like that's enough to start a land war.
04:08Well, I should have got a real spoon.
04:09This is tough to dig out with a little plastic spoon.
04:11Oh, I want it to be a little bit more soft than it appears to be.
04:15Creamy?
04:15Is there something going on with this?
04:16This is smooth?
04:17Yeah, it's smooth.
04:18Okay.
04:18Are you guys eating with him?
04:19Don't you think he should have a Snickers or something?
04:21I don't understand.
04:22This is going to be.
04:23Wait until he tries to talk.
04:24We're going to have to go get a Snickers after this.
04:27My first.
04:28We said my first thing I ever had.
04:29How much are you going to have at once?
04:31That's too much.
04:32Be careful.
04:32You won't be able to talk for a long time.
04:35It's really sticky.
04:36Make sure you have some water.
04:36Oh, it's going to be.
04:37You have to have something to wash it down with.
04:39I have water.
04:40And coffee.
04:41Oh, I want him to do this whole thing at this area.
04:43Are we ready for my first peanut butter ever in my life?
04:45I don't think you are.
04:46I think that's too much, but okay.
04:47Yes.
04:48Yeah, do it.
04:49Are we ready?
04:50I was super excited.
04:53Do you need me?
04:53I hope it lives up to the hype.
04:55Okay, here we go.
04:56It's probably not going to.
04:57First time ever in my life.
04:58Okay, hold on.
05:01So close.
05:02Lisa.
05:03Yes.
05:03Do you think he's going to like it?
05:06I don't know.
05:08You guys rave about peanut butter.
05:10I feel that we've hyped it.
05:11You know how I say that all the time when you hype something up too much?
05:14This is 50 years of hype.
05:15Exactly.
05:16It's like telling me that Rush is going to be good live.
05:19I'm going to see them this summer.
05:21It's going to disappoint.
05:24So, you know, so here's the thing.
05:27I don't think he's going to like it.
05:29You don't think so?
05:30That's so disappointing.
05:31I think you're going to think it's okay.
05:33It's pretty good.
05:34It's pretty good.
05:35He's going to give it a pretty good one.
05:36It's okay.
05:36I'm going with a pretty good one.
05:38Here's the thing though.
05:38Okay.
05:39Even if he doesn't like just straight peanut butter as an ingredient, you will not be let down
05:43later by something else.
05:44No, it is amazing.
05:45All the things that go with this.
05:46Yeah.
05:47If you aren't crazy about it, if it is only pretty good, don't let it.
05:51Don't let this be good.
05:52Don't let it ruin it for you.
05:54Here we go.
05:55First.
05:55Hold on a second.
05:56One more thing.
05:57No, don't be a jackass.
05:58Don't be a jackass.
05:59He's like putting it on his nose, man.
06:02It's going to get nasty.
06:03I know it.
06:03We got this real important script you got to read.
06:05Come on down here real quick.
06:06Okay.
06:07Yeah.
06:07First time ever in my life.
06:08Smell it.
06:09I have.
06:10I've smelt it.
06:10I'm prepared.
06:11Here we go.
06:13I don't want to watch.
06:14Listen to him eat it though.
06:15It's thick.
06:16Thick.
06:17I don't like this.
06:18God, it reminds me of when he ate that raw banana.
06:21Yeah, it's awful.
06:21No, that is sticky.
06:24Yeah, that's peanut butter.
06:25You have to have something to wash it down with.
06:27No, don't.
06:27Oh my God, it's sticky.
06:31Well, don't try to swallow it.
06:32He's such a rookie.
06:33He doesn't know what he's going to kill himself.
06:35Let it.
06:36Yes, please.
06:37What?
06:37Close out.
06:38You took too much.
06:39I told her, we tried to tell you.
06:41Are you dying?
06:41I can't see him at all.
06:42Are you dying?
06:42Do we need?
06:43Oh my God.
06:44He's struggling.
06:45He is.
06:46He's turning red.
06:46Just wash it down with something.
06:48He's as red as a tomato.
06:52He's dying.
06:53I don't know if he's dying from allergies right now or if he's chugging.
06:56Get your water.
06:56Shut up.
06:58Do you need my Apple Watch?
06:59Is he dying right now from allergies?
07:01Just get your water.
07:01Thick and sticky.
07:02Coffee's good.
07:03Coffee goes good with that.
07:04Is he dying from allergies?
07:06Wow, is it everything you dreamed of?
07:08It is so good.
07:10You do like it, but you're very red.
07:13Am I red?
07:14It was thicker than I thought.
07:16You turned into red.
07:17It was stickier than I thought.
07:18I don't want everyone to shut up.
07:19You did.
07:20Let me breathe for God's sakes.
07:22It smells like peanut butter in here.
07:23They warned you.
07:24They said don't eat that much.
07:26That's delicious.
07:26We tried to.
07:27We tried to.
07:27That's delicious.
07:28Oh good.
07:28I'm glad you like it.
07:30What do you give it out of 10?
07:31Jeez.
07:31I was scared.
07:338.9.
07:34Oh yeah.
07:35And it gets better as an ingredient.
07:37Seriously.
07:37That is so good.
07:39Oh my God.
07:39Mixed with chocolate.
07:40My whole life I haven't been able to have this.
07:42No, it's so good.
07:44Don't do that.
07:46He's addicted.
07:46I don't like this.
07:48See what happens.
07:49Oh.
07:49I know.
07:50It's going to be a peanut butter addiction.
07:52Oh my God.
07:53Listen, my mom can't have it even around her.
07:55Oh, that's so good.
07:57Yeah.
07:57That is, oh, that lives up to the hype.
08:00No, peanut butter is, it's very good.
08:02I was worried it wouldn't be just because we don't know how much like the kid aspect of
08:09everything.
08:09Oh my kids got into it.
08:11Oh, they did.
08:11You know.
08:12I brought extra spoons if you guys want to try this.
08:14This is Nutella peanut.
08:16So they came out with a brand new peanut version for the first time in like, I don't know,
08:20decades.
08:20They've introduced another flavor.
08:22Okay.
08:23Well, so this is chocolate and peanut butter, which has always been a combo.
08:27Okay.
08:27We're going to just, we're all just going to.
08:29Well, I gave the spoons.
08:30There's extra spoons here.
08:31If you guys want to try and pass it around.
08:33Looks really messy.
08:34So it's chocolate and peanut butter mix.
08:41Holy.
08:41Careful now.
08:43Holy flock.
08:43F-L-U-C-K.
08:45Oh my God.
08:47He's trying to kill me.
08:48Oh my God.
08:50That's good.
08:51That's good.
08:52Holy crap.
08:53That's what I'm talking about.
08:54That chocolate and peanut butter combo.
08:56Lisa, away.
08:58Oh my God.
09:00It's really good.
09:01Oh, come on.
09:02That is so good.
09:04Yeah.
09:04I like that.
09:05Yeah.
09:06We should have done this on Uncut, so we really could have let loose.
09:08Oh yeah.
09:09That would have been a good idea.
09:10Come on.
09:11That is a taste sensation.
09:13That's so good.
09:13Yeah.
09:14That's real good.
09:14Isn't that good?
09:16Oh God.
09:19You could eat the whole thing of that for sure.
09:22Well, eventually he will, which is the downside of discovering peanut butter right now.
09:29He's like, brought extra spoons.
09:31Now he's going to kill us if we get close to it.
09:32Yeah, exactly.
09:34No, it's really good.
09:35Yeah, that's really good.
09:36You're going to have to slow down there, cowboy.
09:42He's so happy.
09:43Oh, I know.
09:44Oh man.
09:44But diabetes man over there, he's good.
09:47I know.
09:47I'm telling you.
09:48I'm like, listen, dude, you got to relax on that full jar.
09:52That's delicious.
09:54That was so good.
09:55That's really good.
09:56Sorry, Jason.
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:57I'm okay.
09:58Oh, man.
09:59Oh, I'm so happy.
09:59I like it.
10:00I mean, I got to be careful.
10:02But can you imagine desiring something for all your life and finally trying it and not liking it?
10:11Ladies, women.
10:15Yeah.
10:16No, I can't imagine it.
10:18Oh my goodness.
10:19If you had a fresh...
10:20Guys, all you peanut eaters, good for you.
10:22That is...
10:23Sorry, Jason.
10:24If we had a loaf of bread in here that was just like hot toast that he could have put
10:28either of that on.
10:30Oh my God.
10:31So tomorrow, I'm going to try Reese's Peanut Butter Cups for the first time.
10:33See, I don't...
10:34You'll like it.
10:36I mean...
10:36Yeah.
10:36I'm wondering if I should...
10:38I'm wondering if I should go to the place by me.
10:41Oh, yeah.
10:41And see what they've got.
10:42I'd love you to, but you'll never remember, so I'm not going to count on it.
10:46He'll never remember.
10:47They got a chocolate factory by me that they do a thing where it's like a full bar of that
10:51stuff.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Yeah.
10:53I'll get some today, too.
10:55The peanut that I'm talking about.
10:56It's right next to my gym.
10:58Oh, okay.
10:58That's not good.
10:59That's how they do it.
11:00That's a fat bitch alert.
11:01It's going to be bad.
11:02It's going to be bad.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Oh my God.
11:04I got to stop myself.
11:05I can't.
11:06I want to try it all.
11:08No, I get it.
11:09I mean, I'm telling you.
11:10Woo!
11:11That was good.
11:12I mean, like, so...
11:14Yeah!
11:14To me, a spoon from the nuts.
11:17Let's hear it from the nuts.
11:18Yeah, it's a lot of pressure off us.
11:20A lot of pressure off us.
11:21Yeah, not yet.
11:21I didn't die.
11:23I did almost choke, only because it was a lot stickier.
11:25He looked like he was dying, and I'm telling you, if he was dying, I was going to be laughing
11:29until he died.
11:30It was stickier than I expected.
11:31Yeah, your last words would have been, it's thick and sticky.
11:34Yeah.
11:35It would have been, shut up!
11:37Shut up!
11:38Shut up and stick!
11:39I would have put it right on his tombstone.
11:42I would have put, like, shut up, bitch.
11:44Here lies Dave Hunter, thick and sticky.
11:46Shut up, bitch.
11:47Let me breathe!
11:48No!
11:49Dead.
11:51Jason, you need to do this.
11:53No.
11:53You need to go for the...
11:54Because you can't have peanuts.
11:56Why don't you want to?
11:57I feel like Jason's...
11:58Because Jason's been given a pen, and I don't think it would work.
12:03Well, it's not that severe.
12:04I've had adverse reactions to it.
12:06So I don't have this desire to try it.
12:09Like, it's always been off-putting.
12:10The smell of it is gross.
12:12Oh, so you'd hate it.
12:13I don't like the smell.
12:14You'd hate it, the way it smells in here right now.
12:15I don't like the smell.
12:16I don't...
12:17Yeah.
12:17Yeah.
12:18So I don't...
12:18I've never...
12:19Well, remember, none of us can kiss Jason.
12:22Oh, I gotta keep that in mind.
12:23Yeah.
12:24None of us can kiss him.
12:25I don't know.
12:26If a kiss from Dave, I guess it's worth it.
12:28A kiss from Dave on the grave.
12:30Will deliver death right down your throat.
12:32Yeah.
12:33You know?
12:34In many ways.
12:35Anyways, we're good.
12:36That was part one of Nut Week tomorrow.
12:39Part two, Reese's, Peanut Butter Cups, and whichever.
12:41Okay, do we have any kind of...
12:43Are we just sort of seating their pants, like whatever, flying by night here?
12:48Day three is Snickers.
12:49Okay, so that's what I wondered.
12:50If there was a concrete plan.
12:52Yes, Reese's tomorrow, then Snickers, then I'm trying a Canadian one that I've always wanted
12:56to try, O'Henry.
12:58Oh, my God.
12:59Day five's still up for grabs.
13:00I'm trying to see if maybe I should do, like, ice cream, bring some ice cream.
13:03Oh, yeah.
13:03So everyone says Baskin-Robbins chocolate peanut butter.
13:07I mean, it doesn't really even matter.
13:09Can we get something for Jason, too, because he loves ice cream.
13:11I'll provide myself.
13:13I was eating a granola bar in here while he did that, because if you get to eat on air,
13:16I get to eat on air.
13:17Yeah, that's true.
13:18Really?
13:18And those are the rules?
13:19I like them.
13:19I like the rule.
13:20You didn't hear me crinkling a wrapper in here?
13:22Oh, no.
13:23It was so hard because Dave's lip smacking.
13:25I will eat.
13:26And choking.
13:27And choking.
13:28Violently choking as well.
13:29Honestly, stickier than I expected.
13:31Oh, wait till you see your face, because it literally looks like you were dying.
13:34No, come on.
13:38I thought you were as red as one of the buttons on the...
13:40No, really?
13:42Yep, screaming at everybody.
13:44Yeah.
13:44I mean, I was like, oh, God, this is a bad reaction.
13:49I never know when to call 911 around here.
13:50I don't either.
13:51We don't either.
13:52If I'm on the ground.
13:54We don't.
13:54If you would have tumbled out, we would have.
13:56Look, international sign, right?
13:58If I do this.
13:59Oh, well, I can't even see you anyway.
14:00Sometimes you do that, though, and no, maybe you don't do that.
14:03No, I don't do international sign for choking.
14:05But you won't let anybody help you.
14:06I will if I'm dying.
14:08Well, if he's passed out.
14:08And if you're not trying to just kiss me or grope me or put fingers up my butt.
14:12Well, that's how you wake up and die up.
14:15I mean, it would be terrible, and I wouldn't have wanted you to die, but if you pass out,
14:21we got to do some stuff to you.
14:23Yeah, all right.
14:24That's just a rule on the show.
14:26That's outrageous.
14:27There's a man dying.
14:28Covering you in peanut butter.
14:30T-back, T-back.
14:32Anyways, I'll put some peanut butter on my nuts to T-bagger.
14:35These are the people I call my friends.
14:37Worth it.
14:38If you're just joining us.
14:39Well, that was your point.
14:40Oh, I'm glad you like it, though.
14:41I am, too.
14:41Try it on warm toast today.
14:43Oh, I can't wait to try it on everything.
14:45Yeah, warm toast.
14:45I can't believe you can have it.
14:47That's so crazy.
14:47I know.
14:48You like an English muffin?
14:49You know what it might be good on?
14:51Nipples.
14:52English muffin?
14:53I'll load it up.
14:54You said nipples.
14:56Yeah, it would be.
14:57You ever put peanut butter on nipples?
14:59Listen, don't worry about what I do.
15:01That's a yes.
15:02I didn't know you were in the food play.
15:03I'm not, but I just want it everywhere now.
15:05You are.
15:06I better be careful, though.
15:07Lisa's right.
15:08No, because are you already, like, thinking about the next time you'll be able to have it?
15:11Yes.
15:12Yeah, that's bad.
15:12And all the things in my life I haven't been able to try, I'm going to have in the next
15:15week.
15:15That's a lot of calories.
15:17I'm trying to think of what else, like a peanut butter.
15:19Would you like it with milk?
15:20Like, my dad would always have it with milk.
15:22I love it with milk.
15:22Peanut butter toast.
15:23Oh, my God.
15:24There's no better.
15:24Great combo.
15:25No better combo.
15:27Nothing washes it down.
15:28Milk would have saved Dave's life instantly.
15:31Oh, would have?
15:31Yeah.
15:32Okay.
15:32Well, good to know.
15:33I just like, to me, like a peanut butter cheesecake.
15:38Oh, that's yes.
15:39Like, with Reese's peanut butter cups all in it, and just, good God.
15:44Oh, my God.
15:45I'm excited.
15:46I'm so excited.
15:47Anyway, Jason.
15:48Sorry, Jason.
15:48That's my nut journey.
15:49Don't apologize to me.
15:51I won't.
15:52Nut week.
15:52Part one.
15:53I apologize.
15:54You already said sorry.
15:55And so did Lisa.
15:56Yeah, I did.
15:57Yeah.
15:57I'm a happy man.
15:58Okay.
15:59You can appreciate your other friend's excitement.
16:02Of course.
16:03I'm very, it's crazy that somebody can have it.
16:06There's a lot of contaminated products in here.
16:09That Jason can't touch.
16:10Just so we know.
16:11Don't get him into this room.
16:12I'm going to be mad at you?
16:12Yes.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:15The spoonful was so big.
16:17It was huge.
16:17It was way too much.
16:18You don't normally take that much?
16:19No.
16:19No, you've got to ration it out.
16:21It was a smaller spoon.
16:22You've got to know what your body can handle.
16:24They told you right before you ate it.
16:25No, that's why I was like, do it.
16:26Lisa said three times, you took too much.
16:29I feel like when my kids take a spoonful, it's that much.
16:32Well, but they probably take it, and then they're just like.
16:35Washing it down.
16:35Or just like licking parts of it off.
16:37Like a popsicle.
16:38Like a popsicle.
16:39Oh, not all in their mouth at once.
16:41No, you just shoved it in, which is like what you do to a dog to make the internet laugh.
16:46You know?
16:47Give a dog that much peanut butter, that's just gold.
16:52Dave's the same thing, except he turns red, almost died.
16:55It's fucking sticky.
16:57It's fucking sticky.
16:59Okay, all right.
17:00Shut up!
17:01I'm in green!
17:03I'm in green!
17:06I was like, he might be dying.
17:09I'm like, is he dying?
17:11Well, you guys were making me choke.
17:13You guys were making me laugh.
17:14Well, was it us?
17:15Was it the peanut butter's heart?
17:16He was both.
17:17I can't wait to check the replay on it.
17:21Like the best taste you've ever had.
17:23Oh, my God.
17:24With death at the same time.
17:26I know, my God.
17:26What a way to go.
17:27I mean, it would have been okay.
17:28At least I got to try it.
17:31Man.
17:31If you're dying in there, we'll just shove some peanut butter down your throat.
17:33Are we forgetting something?
17:34That's the only thing.
17:35Oh, I don't know.
17:36Well, we've got it all week.
17:38If we forget something, if anyone thinks of something, they've already 1,800 suggested
17:42have been flying in.
17:43Yeah, we'll have to put something on social media.
17:45Peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter cup blizzard, Hudsonville triple peanut butter
17:50cup ice cream.
17:52There's a whole world out there.
17:54I don't even.
17:54No.
17:55You're about to embark on a journey, man.
17:57I am.
17:57All the stuff that you see that, like, not for me.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That all opens up for you.
18:03Absolutely.
18:04That's crazy.
18:05Even fries from Five Guys.
18:08Five Guys.
18:09Oh, yeah.
18:10Never had them.
18:14But I'll take one.
18:15I'll try it.
18:16You know, they're fine.
18:17I'll try it.
18:18They're fine.
18:19Peanut oil.
18:19Peanut oil.
18:20Oh, there's so many things cooked in peanut oil.
18:22Oh, man.
18:24The world's my oyster.
18:25The world's my peanut.
18:26No, it's true.
18:27It's good.
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