A school in Houston, Texas is implementing a dress code for parents who pick up their kids and everyone gives Dave a hard time for the way he describes someone who was dressed inappropriately the other day.
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00:00um there is a high school in houston that just implemented a dress code the principal sent out
00:11a letter telling parents they need to dress more appropriately when they're dropping off or picking
00:16up their kids this has been yeah this is just we just yeah the pajama pants thing what do we do
00:21when did we talk about this a while ago yeah i think so it's another place doing it yeah it's
00:27a real problem honestly and i picked up my kids from school recently there is i mean i don't know
00:32if i agree with a clothing code for parents but i'll say this i haven't had to pick up my kids in
00:40a long time um when i used to have to do it it was when they would be in daycare so no one was really
00:46dressed terribly it was the opposite chicks were dressed to the nines they were like in their club
00:56yeah gear yeah picking up these kids high boots super tight yoga pants everything and it's i was
01:05always like the one i saw yesterday was smoking hot and had an ass that wouldn't quit yeah and she had
01:12the tightest yoga pants he's a real pervert he's a real pervert come on come on he's a real
01:18i would not want to hear my husband say that i would not want to hear that he's a real sexual
01:23freak stop it no don't say that he's a real sexual animal a real deviant and he's staring at women
01:30at school at school at school you're picking up some of your kids stop it stop it you're making it
01:36oh my god nice ass bitch come on you got a hot little ass on you stop it i'm happily married
01:44you're just not like you don't say it it was my favorite interaction ever this whole thing
01:49yeah i just had a hot ass i wouldn't quit
01:51with a tiny little tiny little ass on her and i grabbed it
01:55and then chuck just goes hey he's a pervert
01:59i uh mean i don't know what else to say
02:02he's an absolute perv
02:05stop man come on she really took it in huh he's like yeah she had uh you didn't let her talk
02:14she had gray yoga pants on i had a stripe up their leg and two windows on the side
02:18real hot ass never quit
02:22he's a pervert whatever i can't i can't do anything
02:26no we've been trying for years to calm him down
02:30i mean it's just he just blurted it out at least it's like i don't want to hear that kind of
02:35it's not me i'm thinking of his wife i know i don't care about it but it's
02:39the wife thing he's got a wife i know but oh i'm
02:43i didn't mean she got out of her car
02:45hold on hold on she got out of her car right in front of me
02:48like i could not see her ass
02:51okay
02:51i'm sure men see a lot of asses
02:55i like how you think dave has the kind of windows you roll down manually
02:59i know
03:00i'm a mom's friend so it's like
03:05it's like i'm sitting with some buddies and i'm like she had a real smoking hot ass
03:13hey josh's mom stop it nice ass don't say that
03:17it's okay lisa you should hear what amber says to dave about me
03:20same stuff hottest ass she's ever seen
03:22stuff she wants to do to his hiney
03:25yeah she's the one sending me a lot of those hiney messages on instagram
03:28no doubt
03:28no doubt
03:30they got it they got the thing worked out you know
03:33we got sidetracked
03:34you got sidetracked
03:36hot tight ass
03:40josh's mom
03:42just a tight tight ass on her
03:45joshua's mom
03:46i'm just saying she was dressed like she was gonna go audition at a strip club
03:49like that's how tight her pants and top were
03:51yeah and i guess there was an intro showing right yeah and how i said it was girls were dressed to the nines
03:57mm-hmm
03:59right i have to get my my point across we got it yeah
04:05tight girls are dressed to the nines there she looked like a peeler okay she looked straight out a strip club
04:13mm-hmm so that's all i was trying yeah she was trying going for attention not not perhaps appropriate yeah she was trying to get some dad to check out her hot tight little ass and it worked
04:27but i'm taking man i just look yeah uh-huh yeah things on this finger i just look i just look
04:35anyways so let's get back to the story
04:38give this guy a shovel huh hand him a shovel he'll just keep digging anyway
04:42i've definitely seen inappropriate things yeah when i picked up my kids from school
04:50that's all i was that was the message i was trying to convey there
04:52this slutty stripper
04:54got out of her car in front of me with the tightest little ass
04:59tight little ass that never quit
05:02tight little ass and that ass didn't quit
05:04it's still probably going
05:07i'll let you know when you think of a tight ass think of that i didn't think of even tighter
05:15yeah like a little apple
05:17i wanted to take a bite but i am a taken man
05:21i just look
05:23i just look all the time
05:25as my dad would say you're married not buried
05:29yep
05:29right
05:30yep
05:31don't talk about it
05:33i guess apparently amongst friends
05:35when the mic is off
05:39yeah
05:40yep
05:41she's like have you seen these things
05:43i'll be honest
05:44there's a giant tower out there and what it does
05:47it sends these signals
05:48to people's radios
05:51and also it's saved on a podcast
05:54for eternity
05:57and it's also on something called the tasty bit
05:59so someone could hear it
06:05and worse yet someone's friends could hear it
06:09all right all good points i guess
06:12you're staring at asses
06:13sorry miss tight ass
06:14oh yes josh's mom
06:16my apologies to you miss tight ass
06:18miss
06:19tight apple bottom
06:21tight ass woman
06:24whose ass never quits
06:25i
06:25apologize
06:27for looking
06:29you got one of those real f me bodies
06:31oh my god
06:33oh no
06:35that's what
06:36that's what she was saying
06:37through dress
06:38come on now
06:39her attire said
06:40f me
06:41i didn't
06:43i'm a taken man
06:44okay
06:45all right
06:45my lord
06:47this is my ring
06:48he pulled it off
06:49he's like everyone
06:51exhibit a
06:52my ring
06:54oh
06:54well
06:55can we move on now
06:57tight ass