00:00well let's get to the news i know james has been waiting oh god he's freaking out there's news
00:11from the border james and it's not good taco bell news sounder
00:15also the sound of my heartbreaking oh it's told three times well long before the popeye's chicken
00:26sandwich took off uh the doritos locos tacos were the hot thing in fast food the sexy young game in
00:33town yeah well times have changed my friend taco bell just announced that they're cutting
00:41nine menu items i'm i'm so scared right now i hope the mexi melt is not on there oh god please don't
00:49please don't have any skin in this game if you say just if you say chalupa i'm gonna freak right out
00:54the nine menu items that they're cutting are as follows first i'll tell you the doritos locos
01:02taco survived but it's two spinoffs dead okay that makes sense but the regular doritos locos tacos is
01:09okay yes it's gonna be okay but the cool ranch that's fine gone gone fiery fiery gone good
01:17disappointing but i'm not devastated yet i love that doritos locos taco i eat probably about seven
01:22them a week taco bell is also cutting the following the double decker taco oh man it's a classic that's
01:31what uh led to the invention of the cheesy gordita crunch the beefy mini quesadilla oh that wasn't
01:38that great anyways okay the chipotle chicken loaded griller don't even know what i don't think i had
01:44that before the double the double tostada yeah the tostada is not that great the power menu burrito
01:50never even looked at it and the cheesy gordita crunch shut up no are you serious right now
02:01yeah he's not serious you gotta be joking he's gotta be joking no let me see it let me see it
02:06there's the proof cheesy gordita crunch are they insane have they lost their damn mind i might
02:13swear right now don't cry are you gonna cry oh my god you banned me from your stupid ass hotel
02:21you're trying to make good by sending me a stupid t-shirt and a foam head i already have
02:26and now you get rid of the cheesy gordita crunch what's happening it's the apocalypse
02:31this is a cruel joke i'm kidding oh hold on did i say cheesy gordita crunch no i meant the
02:38xxl grill stuff burrito oh my god you are a sick man i'm leaving
02:42i didn't know i thought it was real i thought it was real i wasn't in on the joke i thought it was real
02:51i literally got james let out the same whale james just quit as darth vader when he found
02:57he just quit yes when darth vader found out that his arms and legs had been replaced by robots
03:03and that his bride had died yeah in childbirth yep he let out the same whale as james oh man
03:09i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you too why you lie why you lie oh man well this is all
03:23part of them paring down and streamlining their menu which i guess has gotten pretty bloated after
03:28years and years of new additions i did too i was like dave this is a dangerous game you're playing
03:34what are you doing because i was like trying to look at it and dave's like yeah right here
03:39my eyes saw cheesy gordita crunch because of what dave was doing yeah i was like cheesy gordita
03:51crunch god damn it's on there i was so close to tweet at the vice president
03:56some very obscene things oh my god oh yeah we're about ready to say some really nasty things
04:05yeah kind of oh my god yeah you got some of my heart you just dropped right through my bunghole
04:10you got ripped right back into my chest oh you'd had to burn that uh shirt they think i was ready to
04:17just shred them feed them into my paper shredder at home that does like 12 credit cards at once i'm
04:23going to shred the shirts and burn them oh my god and i was going to document the whole thing and put
04:26it on youtube and tag the vice president of the marketing luckily you're fine luckily oh man i
04:31can't imagine loving something so much like the way that james loves a cheesy gordita crunch and like
04:38maybe there's someone out there that loves like the double decker taco or something the same way like
04:44the same way and it's gone like nope that's it i was literally about to cry too i'm sorry i didn't
04:52realize you might cry that's got me that's okay like oh my god i'm so glad i was like worried
04:59about james yeah me too he was it was it was right on the edge when he showed it to chuck he's like
05:05cheesy gordita crunch i was like oh my god this is real this is really happening oh my god
05:11james oh my god it's okay oh my god your cheesy gordita crunch is still there bud
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