00:00Some porn stars have sparked an outrage by filming a porno inside a plane at an aircraft
00:11museum. Actors dressed as pilots and stewardesses romped inside the rocking aircraft while parents
00:19were strolling by with their kids totally unaware what was going on. Oh my. We'll never
00:23forget that museum. No, they will not. This place is weird. It's crazy. There's a, oh, there
00:31is some video here. They are slutty. They're slutty and ugly. They're porn stars. Slutty
00:35and ugly. Two pilots and three stewardesses took part in the porno. This is the dumbest
00:42porno I've ever seen. So far I don't like it. This is just their, probably their social
00:48media posts. Oh, those big ass dirty lips. I just don't like those. Here we go. Hang
00:55on. There comes Dave's commentary. That looks like a dude. Look at the face on that one.
01:04Well, that's the girl posted up that she shot with. Oh, she. Is that big, Harry? He looks
01:11like, he looks very British. No, that's the girl. That's the, that's the girl that was one
01:16of the, uh, my God. This is a graphic Twitter account. Holy hell. Oh my God. Well, that's
01:22not ladylike. Is that a lady? That might be the other one that you said was. God, these
01:29are ugly ladies. Wow. That one lady. Not every porn star is attractive. Come on. They are
01:33making this professionally for a living. That one lady. Oh my God. Breasts were. These
01:39are the worst porns I've ever seen. What is that? It's a razor burn. I think you know what
01:45that is. I mean, well, it's hard to tell at first. It's, that is her area. It looks
01:50like a Thanksgiving turkey with tits. This is, this would be what you would hear if Dave
01:55was like in a room alone at home. Like the commentary, what he would be yelling out
02:00of the food here. Yeah. What? What is that? It looks like a Thanksgiving turkey with tits. What
02:07is it? What is it? What is it? What am I looking at? What is it? Oh God. Oh no. Like a skinned
02:30lizard with a, ah, skelly. If Dave sees something, he says something. Yeah, he does. He does. He
02:42does. He does. He says it. He says it. He says what he feels. He does. He says the first
02:48thing that comes to his head. It would be funny though if he talked like that as he's looking
02:52for something like on a porn site, like for some alone time. Yeah, exactly. Until he
02:57finally finds the right thing. Just want to find big boobs. Oh, that's not it. I need in the
03:01bathroom. I need in the bathroom. What are you doing in there, Dave? I need in there. No,
03:08you're not getting in. Not right now. Look at the big boob bitches. Love a big boob. Love it.
03:18Okay. Touching myself. Right now. What is it? Don't do play by play for God's sakes. Oh
03:28no, this, this site's got acne on her butt. This won't. Oh my God. Wash yourself and wash
03:35your ass crack. Filthy whore. Well, you should wash your ass crack. Oh my God, you filthy
03:41bitch. I'm trying to find big breasted women to masturbate to. Oh, this one's got hairy
03:50armpits. Stop it. She's got hairy armpits. What is this? 1968? Oh, it's lopsided nipples.
04:02Oh, I can't make hesitation. This is a man. Am I looking at a man? What is it? Oh my God.
04:11I'll never jerk off to this. Look at those real swollen, puffy lips on this one. Oh God,
04:16those whorey, stupid lips. Okay. All right. Whorey, ugly, puffy lips. Got it. Whorey.
04:26This whole place is crawling with whorey, ugly lips. You've been listening to Dave's masturbation
04:32meltdown, apparently. Can't find anything good. Oh look, here's an attractive Latina woman
04:37with a large set of fresh air. But finally, here we go. All right. Okay. All right. And
04:44then we're done. Yeah. All right. And scene.
04:48All right.
04:49All right.
04:53So,
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