00:00so i have something to tell you guys oh god hold on let me open my beer hold on let me open my beer
00:13what i got a job offer good okay thanks good for you um you finally have done it to read an erotic
00:24novel lucky what what okay this is so funny so what if you're oh god what if your mom listens to
00:35your god no no no oh my god this woman that listens to us in southwest florida is apparently a big
00:43erotic novel writer she's an erotic artist okay she's heard me read things yeah i've heard you
00:51read them too and reached out to me oh god and said i like the way that you read stuff all jokes aside
01:01would you be interested in voicing the audio version of this book and honestly yeah yes say yes
01:12well i considered it but she gave me an excerpt oh my god that's so dirty i couldn't i don't honestly
01:21i don't think the company would let me i don't think they would either because i know what i
01:25would do with my dave ai probably oh yeah there was a lot of see you next tuesdays oh yeah yeah
01:31yeah yeah dripping do it yes that's a yes from dave wow it was so like it wasn't like your average
01:40little so it's exactly how you talk off the air yes yes yes it's not your average what i thought like
01:48softcore porn erotic novel it was hard core yeah and i said to her i'm i'm flattered but i do not
01:57believe that uh one my wife would like this or two uh my company would approve of me speaking such
02:04language uh those wives and employers in recorded audio your fun we didn't negotiate what the fee would
02:11be no we didn't get there but what if you came back with a huge number dave i assume it's not
02:16well thank god because we all know who would have to do that recording session oh yeah that's
02:21so true that would be uncomfortable just you and al in the studio
02:24you can tag me in for that one al as i gently leaned in to caress
02:28you're grossed out by your sexuality it's just uncomfortable i am you're so ridiculous it grosses me
02:45out it turns me out like i do not enjoy it i am when he turns it into sexual speak i'm like oh god
02:55i should have called in sick i didn't know this was gonna happen today yeah so anyway yeah yeah it's
03:03too much if you could have had i honestly i wanted to do that not read erotic novels yeah but like
03:11audio you can never no listen you can never do this this is your mom's favorite reading no not erotic
03:18that's what i'm saying not erotic that's my mom's favorite okay regular books like i'd love to read
03:24you know regular books i'm fairly good at just you know yeah just read from the show but just like
03:30i can pick up a page without reading it over and read it fairly well yeah so i think i could do that
03:36but i don't want to do erotic what i don't know if you'd enjoy is just the time it takes because
03:43it seems awful i know myself like i have audio books and i'm like i look at it and i'm like oh my god
03:49am i even gonna realize 17 hours no uh career checklist i still have a couple of things i
03:55would like to read an audiobook just even just one okay i would like to be a part of a jingle
03:59uh yeah somehow yeah yeah and i would like to anchor one tv newscast oh my god just one that's all i want
04:09oh my god just to do it those are all attainable dreams i think so i would love to somehow set that
04:15up for dave and just fire a whole bunch of stories at him that are going to make him really uncomfortable
04:20and um really test him make sure he's really nowhere near the tv studio
04:26oh my god yeah thank you i'm the director today i think this show has really ruined that chance though
04:32for the tv yeah i don't think so too i don't think anyone's gonna take a chance on you we have one local
04:36guy who is on tv who does radio as well but he's a little like more yeah lollipops and
04:41well he's like everyone everyone's mom's favorite news anchor exactly yeah i don't know
04:47dave's trying to turn moms on yeah he loves his hot mom it's a lot different
04:54you think because of the content of the show yeah no major tv network would let me
05:02especially not major the old ladies will be like
05:04the local wb maybe they won't know they won't know who you are what happened is the show would end
05:10and then you could work on like your audiobook stuff let a year or two go by and then you
05:14could reach out to a tv station and then i bet you you could get some time you gotta you gotta
05:19you might have to start with wacky man on the street stuff you know you might have to be out at
05:22no no no no the opening of the dispensary on the 30th
05:25dave is in the studio where he doesn't do it at all thanks lisa agent lisa
05:30yeah everything goes no no no no no on the street stuff yeah at least with a briefcase
05:39all right let's check oh a briefcase yeah time traveler means yeah mean serious business
05:44means serious business yeah yeah so those i realized after receiving that erotic novel
05:51offer yeah i still have a couple of things on my um you know work yeah life checklist that i want to
05:58take off
05:59take off
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