00:00how you doing i'm yeah rocking out there david jack the freak thanks for being with us on this
00:07monday the 9th of november i um i had a fairly good weekend except for falling down the stairs
00:17down the stairs that sucks yeah okay yeah i really hurt my knees oh man i landed on my knees
00:25how many steps lucky you didn't break anything four steps i'm very lucky four steps i fell four
00:31steps like i propelled straight out i mean i know how you landed on my knees the good news is you're
00:36not going to die of a heart attack well let's hope i mean no because you're going to fall and kill
00:41yourself i'm guessing you fell quietly i know right could you imagine how loud that was that fall my
00:46god so it was you know amber's going through this phase right now where we just started with a new
00:52couch and apparently the whole house has to change the new nest so yeah something new gotta
00:57move these chairs to that room gotta move this to there gotta like so aiden and i are basically
01:02we've become full-time movers lifting heavy things and moving them all over the house and then she
01:09decides you may not like it there so we're gonna take it back um so that's always fun i love that
01:15yeah we're good there so we're walking something down the stairs oh no yeah aiden is first he's
01:24walking backwards i'm i'm carrying it like this he went just too fast he took the last four steps
01:30like super speed yeah oh my god pulled me off the stairs oh man and i went flying oh no i was
01:40airborne for a couple seconds i feel like and then landed on my two knees because i'm sure
01:46on hardwood it hurts just hearing about it on hardwood yeah it's super dave yeah oh dave
01:54looking to fly through the air you know it's crazy too because the dad isn't supposed to be the one
01:59that falls no and then he's like he's like holding me you know how you lift an old person up like you
02:05go behind them yeah and lift him up under their arms he's trying to get me i'm like get off of me
02:09he's just trying to help i'm not that old i can get up well that's one of the first signs when the
02:16people start running to you it's like an old man lifting me they don't they don't just laugh
02:21what happened i honestly my whole life black before my eyes because i'm like what i just landed on my
02:27knees oh my god he's dead my son's an old man lifting me i'm not that old yet for god's sakes
02:33that's hilarious that the lift was like yeah you gotta be like don't let me like this for god's
02:38sakes let me like a man i'm gonna try i'm gonna try and lift you but i don't want to hurt you at
02:42the same time oh what a bad wow it was horrible wow to land on both your knees just makes me want to
02:50go to the hospital right now no you don't like i'm actually i can walk a little bit better today
02:56but yesterday i was like oh oh oh oh you're good listen listen it's good it's good to know that
03:05you can take a fall like that because eventually your legs are just gonna shatter if that happens
03:10honestly i'm like your hips are just gonna explode sideways so you're good you should be like you know
03:17what yeah i flew down four stairs i landed on both of my knees i got right back up with some old man
03:24assistance do the dead man lifting do the dead man lift that is the behind lift is like an elderly
03:30lift that's how you get him in the shower and stuff exactly i don't even know where he got that from
03:36he's just taking me to the bat off of me he's taking me to the bat made me so angry that's what
03:41made me the most angry get off of me i gotta just give me a minute so yeah i fell down four stairs but
03:46thankfully did not chatter my kneecaps or break my hip you're good man that's good news this is a great
03:51story yeah even though i was old man deadlifted i uh yeah i made it out okay i've also learned that
03:56if dave ever falls and i'm around i will not try to help
03:58just ask yeah yeah you struggle oh it's slippery on the ice on day just here help me up like a man
04:07i'll give you my hand like i'm gonna help you bro yeah that's it you gotta grab on it not like elderly
04:13that's the one you gotta do that okay yeah that's not like take my hand i'll save you yeah
04:19i'm bringing you to the tub yeah right exactly not like a nurse aide helps you like you're helping
04:25your football teammate up off the ground
04:27to take a dump
04:31a tiny hand is all i need
04:33a tiny hand is all i need
Comments