00:06Jesus Christ. Did you really? Did you kill him? I didn't kill him. Did you punch him? I didn't punch him. Did you grab him?
00:13But I may shake him. I may be on the internet
00:16Well, that's just the dumbest goddamn thing of all time.
00:20Hey, it's been nice guys
00:23It's been nice. Okay, let me explain the situation here and then tell me if I overreacted. Okay, okay
00:30So we were in Florida for the weekend with some friends. This is why you don't go to Florida by the way
00:34I guess so I Amber and I went to go to Starbucks to grab a coffee, right?
00:40This Starbucks is right on the beach good
00:43Spots are hard to get. Okay, everyone's going to be a place right? Memorial Day weekend, right? So I
00:52Drive around a couple of times. Finally, there's a guy getting into his car. I'm like sweet indicator on
00:56I'm sitting wait. Yeah
00:58Yeah
00:59This guy pulls out
01:01This old as dirt guy the other side goes to the right of me. Oh
01:07Almost clipping this the mirror of amber where amber was sitting and gets into the spot
01:14I've been waiting for like two minutes. I've driven around four times. Yeah
01:17Yeah, yeah
01:19And so he passed you so he do he he snuck up on the inside. I was okay
01:25I'm where a car should normally be to turn into a spot. Yeah, yeah with space to the right of me. Yeah, he took that space and snuck right in there
01:33How old was he ooh late 70s? Yeah, and we're just like
01:38Son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, right because you don't know the details yet. You just know a car is pulled in
01:44Yes, dude, obviously saw me indicating. Yeah, yeah, knew I was waiting for that spot
01:49But snuck into it in front of me. I think the saw you indicating is real up in the air
01:54He was well even if I don't have an indicator on you know, if someone's pulling out in a cars waiting there think so that's their spot
01:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I know there's a coffee place is an intense place
02:04Anyway, because you're really tired and you were trying and you I need my caffeine
02:08You're on edge. You're already on edge. So yeah, yeah, so I'm like
02:13What the F? Yeah, yeah, embers like Dave. It's not worth it
02:17Yeah, don't do anything stupid Dave like she's trying to call me down. She's totally yeah, I've been triggered and she's trying to calm me down
02:24Yep, I'm like no no
02:26Yeah, no, that's not right. I got to tell him
02:30So I Dave's desire to have to tell people stuff is just insane. I'm not gonna let this one slide
02:37Someone's got it. So I pull my car
02:40Right behind him so we can't get out now if he wants to okay trap. Yeah, I'm trapping him in
02:46I put down embers when they're she's like, oh my god, shut up. Oh, don't say anything. Don't say anything
02:49He slowly opens his door
02:51And looks at me and like how does it feel to be? Oh, oh my god, really? Yeah, and he's like
02:58And then he starts breathing real heavy. He's like, oh, no, well, I've been waiting
03:05Longer than you. Oh, man. I said, no, you weren't you a-hole. Yeah, I was obviously waiting here
03:12You were nowhere in this line
03:13He's like, well, I need it
03:17Everybody needs so you're just admitting you're in a hole. Yes, so then he pulls out his phone and is like and now you'll be on the internet
03:24Oh my god
03:26We got it. He'll never figure out how to post it
03:30No, yeah, you got that going for you
03:32He'll have his grandkids post it. Yeah
03:33You're supposed to go to the beach to relax, Dave
03:36Oh, and I was relaxed
03:37That doesn't sound real relaxing
03:41A busy parking lot
03:44Coffee shop
03:46You can't you just got to know you're outgunned with an old man because at the end of the day
03:50At the end of the day police are there. Everything's gone to hell
03:53I was confused
03:55I'm so old I helped build the roads
03:58And honestly, what did he do?
03:59If someone rolled up on there, they'd just be mad at you
04:02Yeah
04:03Stop yelling at that old man, they'd say
04:04That's exactly, they'd be like, oh, wow, really?
04:06You're just outgunned
04:07And then he'd be like, and I'm a veteran
04:09That's what I thought
04:11That's what I thought
04:13I'm like, watch, he'll be a vet
04:15On the real day weekend, I get in an argument with a vet
04:18Yeah, that's exactly what you did
04:20Probably
04:21No, I don't think so
04:22Every old guy's a vet
04:23Every old guy's a vet
04:24Every old guy's a vet
04:25No, no, this guy's just a bastard
04:26Almost every old guy I use
04:27He's not a vet, he's just a bastard
04:28He grabs his veteran hat for the video
04:30Thank you for your service
04:31Yeah, exactly
04:32Thank you for your service
04:33Thank you for your service
04:34Yeah, great
04:35You guys, he's not a vet
04:37There's no question he's a vet
04:39He just kept screaming, you'll be on the internet
04:40Yeah
04:41I'm gonna put you on the internet
04:42Did you end up finding a parking spot?
04:44Yes, and I beat him inside to the Starbucks
04:46So suck on that, old bastard
04:48So you saw him while you were inside the Starbucks?
04:50Yes, he was in line behind me
04:51There's two people in front of him
04:52Cause he moves so slow
04:53That must have been awkward
04:54Yeah
04:55This is gonna, this is gonna hit the internet
04:57And it's the end of us
04:59Oh my god
05:01Stop it
05:02Any plans we would've had
05:03Could you imagine seeing Dave freak out on an old man in a parking lot on the internet?
05:08He kept screaming
05:09Even as I'm like, I finished what I was saying to him
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