Colostomy Bag Lasso

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a crazy night at 'Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock 'N' Roll Steakhouse' in Nashville, Tennessee where a guy took his colostomy bag off and swung it around, covering other patrons with his feces.

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00:00White trash alert

00:07Listen, if you're going into a kid rock bar

00:13Yes, which I am

00:15You should know what you're in for

00:16Right?

00:17Yeah

00:17It's not the linen napkin on the lap, pinky up while drinking tea crowd

00:22Nope, no it's not

00:24You shouldn't be shocked if something like this happens

00:27Okay

00:28Saturday night, police in Nashville, Tennessee got a call to come to Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock and Roll Steakhouse

00:36Okay

00:37Is that what it's really called?

00:41Yeah, no that's the full name of it

00:42That's the full title of it

00:43Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock and Roll Steakhouse

00:47My goodness

00:47It's the full name of the establishment

00:49Yeah, it's a big sign

00:50You'll never believe why they got called to go there

00:54I mean I could say some stuff but I'm not going to

00:57I'm going to let you

00:59You'd never be

01:00Listen to all my wildest Kid Rock dreams

01:02Someone drove a monster truck through the front door

01:06No, that's a good one

01:09Someone drove an ATV right into the place and was doing donuts

01:18No?

01:20No

01:20Someone brought all their fishing gear and

01:22You'll never get this

01:23Someone put a boat in the

01:25A guy was partying so hard

01:27Uh-huh

01:28And was so into the music

01:30He took off his colostomy bag

01:36Oh no

01:37And swung it around in the air

01:40Spraying his feces all over the place

01:44Is that the proper way to celebrate?

01:46Be that Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk

01:47Yeah

01:48I can't think of a better way to celebrate

01:50I'm a cowboy, baby

01:52What was that?

01:55It got me in the mouth

01:56He's the P-O-O-G-O-D

01:59Sounds like it must have been a good time there

02:09Oh my god, the best

02:11It's like Texas T

02:12No, I'm so mad

02:18Because I put up a fight just to not be there

02:22Like I'm sure I put up a real fight

02:25But everyone else decided that's the place

02:28And then I get poop in my mouth

02:30You know

02:34I love this one

02:35Sing it, kid

02:38I can't wait in it longer

02:41I can't wait in it longer

02:43What are you doing?

02:44Jimmy, what are you doing?

02:45You know what I'm doing

02:46Jimmy

02:46You know what I want

02:47No, don't

02:47I'm calling you hooking

02:49My colostomy bag

02:51Stop it, Jimmy

02:52It's full of the rim

02:53Jimmy

02:53Time to swim

02:54Oh god, no

02:56It's like a lesson

02:57Oh, my eyes

02:58Oh

02:59Like you really think you're a cowboy

03:02Like I'm catching you by the feet

03:04I'm catching you by the feet

03:05With my colostomy bag

03:06He just lassoed the waitress

03:08With his colostomy bag

03:09Oh

03:10I'm hog-tying, guys

03:13I think some got in my beer

03:14This really tastes like crap

03:15Wow

03:20What a bad idea

03:22So I'd be like

03:25Oh, that's it

03:26You'd be there

03:27Oh, of course I would

03:28Join Chuck at the grand opening

03:31You kid rack big ass

03:32No, because there'd be ten people I'm with

03:35Ten people I'm with

03:36They're like

03:37Yeah

03:37And then

03:39You know

03:40Everyone

03:40Colostomy bags off

03:42Yep

03:44What a super spreader event

03:46That is right there

03:48That is a super spreader event

03:50I'd rather

03:51I know it's terrible to say

03:53But I'd rather have it

03:54I'd rather catch COVID

03:56Than some man's poop in my mouth

03:58From a colostomy bag

04:00I'll take my chances

04:01The guy, luckily

04:04He was arrested

04:04One of the cops

04:07Had to go change

04:08Because his uniform

04:09Was covered in fecal matter

04:10So he was spinning it

04:12Even when the cops

04:13Even when the cops

04:14Got there

04:14Couldn't stop him

04:15You can't stop a guy

04:17Who's partying that hardly

04:19Ain't no party

04:20Like a Kid Rock party

04:21It was a full bag

04:23It must have been, right?

04:25How long do you swing it around

04:26And still have

04:27Fecal matter

04:28I don't know how much

04:29Juice is in there

04:30But

04:30Maybe it's a little

04:32Fresh movement

04:33After eating at that steakhouse

04:34You know

04:35There's security camera footage

04:37I would pay to see it

04:38I know

04:39Kids Rock Bar

04:39Will never release it

04:40Oh no, they won't

04:41Why is the name

04:41So long at this place, too?

04:43It's Kid Rock's

04:44Big Ass

04:45Honky Tonk

04:46Rock and Roll Steakhouse

04:47I'm like

04:48I'm trying to

04:48Hold on

04:49I'm trying to

04:49Put it in my GPS

04:50Kid Rock's

04:51Big Ass

04:52Honky Tonk

04:53Rock and Roll Steakhouse

04:54Kid Rock's

04:55Honky

04:55What?

04:56Kid Rock's

04:57Big Ass

04:58Honky Tonk

04:59Rock and Roll Steakhouse

05:00Okay, I got the

05:01Kid Rock

05:02Big Ass

05:03Honky Tonk

05:04Rock and Roll

05:05Steakhouse

05:06Honky Tonk

05:07Honky Tonk

05:08Steakhouse

05:09Or is it

05:09Rock and Roll Steakhouse

05:10Too many characters

05:13I can't fit the name

05:14I know, exactly

05:14It wouldn't even let me

05:15It just stops that

05:15Kid Rock's Big Ass

05:16Kid Rock's

05:17It's sending me to

05:18The other Kid Rock place

05:19Now with extra fecal matter

05:24Oh, that's terrible

05:25Wow

05:26That's a bad night at the bar

05:27For everyone else

05:29It was a really bad night

05:30Really bad night

05:30Sure

05:31B Jeremy

05:32It was a really bad night

05:32Sure

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