If Kay Jewelers Was Honest

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00:00People wanted to get rid of their diamonds during the Great Depression.

00:03That's why we decided to make campaign slogans like

00:07Diamonds Are Forever

00:09and Give a Diamond to a Woman

00:11and You Might Get Lucky Tonight.

00:13After all, these little disco nuggets are really, really shiny and rare.

00:19Look into a diamond and you just might see forever.

00:24My shiny-ass pebbles were discovered in the darkest corners of the Earth,

00:28where there is sometimes slave labor.

00:31Our rubies shine bright crimson,

00:34like the blood of those who died mining for them.

00:36Is diamond mining even ethical?

00:39Why don't you ask your wife that

00:40as you're putting on this $20,000 diamond necklace?

00:45It's the price you pay for renewing your vows

00:48after getting caught with the neighbor's wife shining your emeralds.

00:51And even if you walk on such moral high ground

00:54that even I ought to be kissing your feet,

00:56you really have no excuse not to purchase

00:59these gleaming lab-grown buggers.

01:03Aside from being overwhelming and less expensive,

01:05the quality of these diamonds is superb

01:09and often can't be distinguished from ones found

01:12lodged in the forearm of a diamond miner

01:14who was caught in a shaft explosion.

01:16For that really special someone,

01:18we have the most expensive diamonds in the lot.

01:21So expensive that the value depreciates

01:24as soon as you give it to that special someone.

01:27So you better be fucking sure she says...