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00:00How much do you have in your college fund right now?

00:02Um, nothing. We kind of lost everything in the recession.

00:06Ah, well, no problem. My condolences. $233,360.

00:14Just say for the sake of argument that you're the greatest creditor the bank's ever seen,

00:20you get a fixed interest rate of 5%, that great college job we were talking about,

00:27and pay $1,000 a month off. You'll be out from under the shadow of debt in 53.5 years.

00:38When I'm 71?

00:41Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. There's another point for the math whiz.

00:46What's even the current life expectancy?

00:4876.

00:51This sounds like my options are just kind of different levels of f***ed.

00:54And that's the real education here.

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