00:00Okay.
00:01Oh, shit!
00:02Were you rolling on that?
00:03I think I'm clever right now.
00:06Fantastic.
00:07She's got this killer instinct in her.
00:10What do you mean you?
00:12That's scary.
00:18You each will be handed an envelope with three statements.
00:22Your co-stars will have 60 seconds to interrogate you
00:25and decide which statement is a lie.
00:31Thank you.
00:34He's good.
00:35Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37Preliminary evidence.
00:39Ha-ha.
00:43I accidentally broke a statue of a well-known holy lady
00:47and tried to glue her back together.
00:49Wow.
00:50I wear gloves on my feet every Thursday.
00:53I feel ill.
00:54Number three, I can smell colours.
00:58I can smell colours.
01:00All of them are such Tonglenkani behaviour.
01:03Seriously.
01:04I don't know what that means.
01:05You are.
01:06The interrogation starts now.
01:08You have 60 seconds.
01:09What does blue smell like?
01:11No, it's like if I see something, I can go,
01:14that smells like blue.
01:15Yeah.
01:16What's it called?
01:18Medical name?
01:19I don't know what the medical name is.
01:21Interesting.
01:23Latin name?
01:24Latin name?
01:25Yeah.
01:26Gloves on your feet.
01:27I'm just terrifying.
01:28Do you mean leather socks?
01:30No, no, no.
01:31Gloves on my feet.
01:32They're like, um...
01:34Well, I mean, a good question would be,
01:36what kind of gloves, Tom?
01:37OK.
01:38Patronising.
01:39I don't like his behaviour.
01:40Very defensive.
01:41Yeah, what kind of gloves?
01:42Latex.
01:43Latex?
01:44And what's the purpose, just because...?
01:46I moisturise heavily.
01:48Help.
01:49And then put latex gloves on top of that.
01:51If that's true, I find you terrifying.
01:54That's fine.
01:55That's scary.
01:56What was the first one?
01:58I accidentally broke a statue of a very well-known holy lady
02:01and tried to glue her back together.
02:03How old were you?
02:04Eight.
02:05Where was she?
02:06In church.
02:07And it was accidental?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Oh.
02:11I don't know.
02:12I think...
02:13I think...
02:17You can definitely smell colours, that's for sure.
02:19Yeah.
02:20I want the gloves to be a lie.
02:22I want the gloves to be a lie.
02:23So I think we should go for the gloves to be a lie.
02:25We should manifest the gloves being a lie.
02:31That is correct.
02:32The gloves is a lie.
02:33That would be mad.
02:34Yeah, I wouldn't trust myself if that was the case.
02:36I am scared that you're lying now,
02:38but you saw that it didn't land well, so you've changed quickly.
02:45OK.
02:46Oh, shit!
02:47Oh, shit!
02:54Are you all right?
02:55Oh, it's still ringing.
02:56Yeah, it's still ringing.
02:58Were you rolling on that?
02:59I think I'm clever right now.
03:00Fantastic.
03:08I'm a bit nervous about this one.
03:10I'm nervous for fear.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Preliminary evidence.
03:13I recently saved the life of a baby squirrel.
03:17That's true.
03:18I was number two junior wrestler for my county.
03:23I used to wear a necklace that repelled Wi-Fi.
03:29Repelled?
03:30Repelled.
03:31Correct.
03:32How did you work that out?
03:33I was given it by someone that loved me very much
03:36and had been reading something about how that might be damaging waves.
03:40Wi-Fi waves?
03:41Wi-Fi, of course, yeah.
03:43How did you save the squirrel's life?
03:45I was at the pub and I saw it fall into the gutter of a rainpipe down the tube.
03:51What did you do? Pull it out?
03:52Yeah.
03:53I had to go up to the flat of the person who lived next to the drainpipe.
03:56OK.
03:57Climb out of their window.
03:58This is very Helena.
03:59Take the drainpipe apart.
04:01It was inside the drainpipe.
04:02Bring it back down.
04:03Pull out the squirrels, the baby squirrel.
04:05By the tail?
04:06Had to pull it out by the tail.
04:07But luckily they're sturdy.
04:08They're sturdy creatures, yeah.
04:09It's all good.
04:10Riddled with disease.
04:11Wow.
04:12Had to clean the inside of the pipe as well as you pulled it out.
04:14Yeah, so true.
04:15Pipe cleaner.
04:16Aw.
04:17Great.
04:18That's adorable.
04:19Wrestling?
04:20Yeah.
04:21Thank you.
04:22What was your wrestling name?
04:23I actually didn't have a fighting name.
04:24I took it way seriously.
04:25So it was wrestling.
04:26Yeah, like wrestling.
04:27And what was the attire?
04:28What did you wear when you were wrestling?
04:29Tight.
04:30Tight white.
04:31It was like the...
04:35These are good for you.
04:36Thanks, Tom.
04:37You're welcome.
04:38I'd say the wrestling.
04:40I'm desperate to believe that one, though.
04:42Yeah.
04:43No, actually.
04:44Yeah.
04:45Squirrel seems like something you would do.
04:46Okay.
04:47Wrestling also seems like something you would do.
04:49Correct.
04:50What was the middle one?
04:51Wi-Fi repellent necklace.
04:52I believe that.
04:53I believe that.
04:54Do you?
04:55Yeah.
04:56Oh, God.
04:57We're going to struggle here.
04:58I think the wrestling was a lie.
04:59Wrestling's a lie.
05:00We'll go with that.
05:07Correct.
05:08Yeah, really good.
05:09Well done, mate.
05:10Well done.
05:11I wish.
05:13Just not professionally.
05:14Nice one for saving a squirrel.
05:15Wow.
05:16Thank you.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Well, I can't take full credit.
05:19There was a team of us.
05:20Really?
05:21Yeah.
05:22Squirrel saving squad?
05:23Yeah.
05:24And I wasn't the one that did the pull.
05:25It was a man, actually.
05:26You weren't the one that did the pull?
05:27No, no, because we were like, oh, we can't get out, can't get out, because it was screaming.
05:29And then he was like, I used to have chinchillas.
05:31Just pull it out.
05:32And he just yanked it out.
05:33The more you carry on talking about this, the more it sounds like a lie.
05:36It's true.
05:37The baby squirrel was saved, and it was safe, just to be clear about that.
05:39Great.
05:40Go for that.
05:41Go for that.
05:48It's there.
05:49It's there.
05:50I was there.
05:51Secret hand giving you an envelope.
05:55Preliminary evidence.
05:57My dog's favorite toy is called Birdie Wordie.
06:03I once took Jason Statham on a spin around the haunted house at Alton Towers.
06:08I don't trust him.
06:09Lie.
06:10I gave my goddaughter's father a briefcase
06:13with a severed arm handcuffed to it.
06:15All of them are insane.
06:19Birdie Wordie.
06:20Explain that.
06:21My dog has like an affinity for birds.
06:23She's got this killer instinct in her.
06:25If she could fly, she'd probably take off after it.
06:28She's more bird-inclined than squirrel-inclined.
06:30For sure.
06:31And we had to buy Birdie Wordie.
06:34To wean her off the hard stuff.
06:35Yeah, for sure.
06:36It's not an easy life for Birdie Wordie.
06:38Interesting.
06:40Go on then, Jason Statham.
06:41So you also worked at Alton Towers, did you?
06:42Yes, Alton Towers is a theme park.
06:45I helped the operator on the haunted house.
06:48And Jason Statham just stepped out of the cart one day
06:51and I was like, oh, it's Jason Statham.
06:53Can you read the last one again?
06:55I gave my goddaughter's father a briefcase
06:57with a severed arm. Too many details.
06:58Yeah, I agree.
06:59Throw you off the scent.
07:00A real severed arm.
07:01Yeah.
07:02What do you mean, yeah?
07:03Not a real one, not a real one, not a real,
07:05not a real, it's a fake one.
07:06Why, what was it, Halloween?
07:07So I was made godfather, and I'm a big fan of,
07:10you know, Francis Scott Goebbels' Godfather.
07:12Oh, okay, I thought you meant that.
07:13And I saw him going all out again in a briefcase.
07:15That's something you do.
07:16Yeah.
07:17Right?
07:18I believe it.
07:19That's true.
07:20Great.
07:22Is it Jason or is it Birdie Wordie?
07:25I think it, I can imagine him doing one where it's like,
07:27it's not called Birdie Wordie, it's called Birdie Girdie.
07:30Do you know what I mean?
07:31It's like a sneaky lie.
07:32He's a rat, isn't he?
07:33Devious little snake in the grass.
07:35Go on, make a decision.
07:36No, no, I believe in you, Tom.
07:38Jason Statham is a liar.
07:40Liar.
07:46Yeah, it is, yeah.
07:47Come on, you lied to me.
07:48Really well done.
07:49Damn it.
07:49That's good.
07:50You got me.
07:51That is good.
07:52Was Jason Statham just out of nowhere?
07:53Yeah, just for the hell of it.
07:54That is a mad lie.
07:56Yeah, let's make something wild.
07:57Really good, though, the godfather bit.
08:00I know, I'm a good gift giver.
08:02I didn't know you had a goddaughter.
08:03Yeah, I know, so proud.
08:05Aw, that's really cool.
08:07I'd just get a crap out of me if I got that.
08:08I walked into the Italian restaurant
08:09with, like, fake blood as well.
08:11Did you?
08:12Production value and everything.
08:13Yeah, I washed his head in his bed as well.
08:14I was like, who is this guy?
08:16Thank you for watching Where is the Lie?
08:18Season two of House of the Dragon is on HBO and Max.
08:22Fairly gorgeous god, isn't he?
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