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During a fun-filled day of canoe jousting, a special friendship is founded and an outed cheater gets pounded.
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00:00Last time on Total Drama Island
00:03Julia tried to play high status with Michelle and got smacked all the way down
00:08Our campers were frozen with fear to discover the challenge was to retrieve a Kris coin from inside an iceberg
00:15They encountered boots to the face a cannon that fired vicious seals and an abominable
00:21Snowman and even though team skunk butt won the challenge
00:24It was Michelle who left the island because Hollywood sent her a movie contract. She couldn't say no to I should also mention
00:32MK stole my hairdryer. Let's see how that works out for MK today here on
00:38Total Drama Island
00:54I wanna be famous
01:03Caleb!
01:04What you doing, dude? One arm handstand push-ups really good for my upper trapezius
01:10Oh, yeah, those trapezi things are really important. I have no idea what Caleb's talking about
01:17Anyway, I noticed you've been spending a lot of time with Priya lately
01:20Yep, I sure am an alliance with Priya could take me all the way to that million dollars. Oh, I thought you liked her
01:27Nah, I mean Priya's nice, but this is about the game
01:32Strategy. Oh boy poor Priya. She's driving her love bus right off a cliff
01:40Please tell me you didn't talk to Caleb about what I told you about you having a crush on him
01:47I shouldn't have told you. Did he say anything about me? Don't answer that! But did he? Don't answer that!
01:53Please don't mess this up for me
01:57Bad news yo, it's already messed up
02:00Dude, today we gotta outsmart the cheaters and win the challenge by using our heads. Yes, my head is a weapon
02:06Doctors say my skull so thick there's no room inside for anything else. Attention campers meet me in the dining hall
02:13It's challenge time
02:15Sweet we're already here first place. Yo
02:19campers
02:22Announcement time get on with it chef do your thing
02:28Team rat face team skunk, but these are your banners
02:38The teams are merged
02:40Look to your left and then to your right
02:42Those are now your sworn enemies going forward only one camper can win immunity, which means
02:50Everyone else is up for elimination. Oh it is on
02:55The team's merging. I can't control the vote and Julie's like a hungry dog eyeing a charbroiled Bowie burger
03:01I need to win immunity today in addition to the merging of the teams
03:05There will now be an immunity idol in play this handsome specimen will be hidden somewhere on the island
03:11He's beautiful, but not easy to find it might be in a tree or underground or even inside something else
03:18Can't be in here coach. There's no room Wayne was in a medical journal
03:23I believe that as I was saying whoever finds the idol can use it at an elimination
03:29Ceremony to save themselves from being voted off feel free to search for it during your free time
03:34But for now meet me outside
03:37It's challenge time
03:39I'm only better than the other competitors at a few things
03:41I can scream louder and run away faster. Neither of those will win me that million dollars
03:46I need that immunity idol as you can see today's challenge involves canoeing
03:51So you'll need to pair up grab a canoe and portage them to the lake. Hey, we can't all pair up
03:57We're an odd number now, so oh, you're right. Well, then
04:02Everyone but MK find a partner
04:06Does Chris know about the stolen uniform and the cheating
04:11Sorry Wayne, I told Bowie I'd partner with him. No problemo. I'll ask Damien Damien my number two up top
04:20Sorry, I'm partner with Z dog
04:22Okay, maybe Ripper will
04:26Oh
04:28That's right, I'm stuck with you try not to talk. Okay. Okay. Seriously, that's talking. Sorry. Stop it
04:36You got it. Oh
04:38Why is it gotta be me who doesn't get a partner? Huh? Oh if you prefer a partner
04:42Maybe you can work with one of the interns. I know the perfect one. Oh, I don't see him
04:48He's about your height with nervous deceitful eyes a mustache. Where is he?
04:56There he is
04:58He knows that's pretty impressive
05:01Dressing up as an intern to get information on the challenges. So your team could cheat
05:09I mean, I didn't know it but I know it there are two things in this world. I cannot stand cheetahs and double Dutch
05:19It's too many ropes
05:21More information will be given once you get to the lake
05:26So, I guess I'll be carrying my own canoe how are gonna be
05:38This bite but I've gone through worse on this show
05:43Raj and Bowie taking their canoe deep on the outside. They fake right to deep left
05:48They leap over the rock. They've got mad portaging skills. I
05:54Actually feel bad for the other teams we are too good. Yeah, we're gonna be unbeatable no matter what the challenge is
06:05Julia I am your partner
06:10Wayne and I are currently partners, but don't worry. I'm making a mental note to hurt him after the challenge
06:15When do you think the insiders canoe was last washed?
06:19Well, it smells like my dad's shoes in here so never
06:25You're really funny
06:27Okay, check out the flirting looks like love is in the air
06:34Nah, maybe he's just trying to create an alliance by using his charm and showing off his muscles. Yeah, that's called flirting
06:42He's flirting. Whoa
06:44That's like what you do when you like like someone but he doesn't like Priya not like like Priya likes him and now I'm
06:50Like stuck in the middle of this. I don't like it
07:00Cutting I don't but when I'm mad I say stuff I don't mean
07:08Did we travel back in time Wow, you're not smart that's hot
07:14Campers today. I am your king and you will entertain me
07:20And I hope you've learned your lesson MK
07:23That was my punishment for cheating carrying a canoe down a hill. Oh, wow. I got off easy
07:30cool
07:31Chris Damien told me he was something called the level 8 wizard squire. So we've got this challenge made
07:38Not something I was planning on sharing with everyone
07:42Hey
07:44Welcome to King Chris's royal rumble of canoe
07:47Jousting and guess what the camper you chose to partner with today will actually be your opponent
07:54Surprise, you'll be fighting each other
07:58What?
08:02Combatants will balance on their canoes while trying to knock each other off
08:06The first opponent to hit the water is done for the day
08:09The winner moves on to the next round by the end of this competition. There will be one winner
08:14Everyone else is up for elimination
08:17So am I fighting the mustachioed version of myself?
08:22No, I found an opponent for you in the woods
08:26You
08:31See cheating is cool and all but then you stole my hairdryer which caused me to have a bad hair day on
08:39International TV
08:43MK cheated if the bear doesn't maul her I will not getting off easy
08:48It's a bear
08:53Once you're knocked into the water swim to this shore until all the battles are over to meet our non deathy mandate
09:00MK your bear was equipped with boxing gloves
09:07Ready set entertain your king
09:10I
09:12Don't worry, babe, I won't let him tear us apart Chris Axel and I need different part
09:20Love hurts Ripper is out of the tourney. I can't believe you did that
09:25Do you know what happens when couples fight they make up?
09:32Come on Priya, I know you can hit harder than that. I don't want to hurt Caleb
09:37What if I left a mark on that beautiful face
09:41Of course, I'm going easy batting Priya into the Sun would pretty much end our alliance. I'm playing the long game here
09:54Bowie and I are in such a great place right now that I'm worried. He might not you know, give her
09:59I really like Raj but like I said, I need immunity today
10:07Oh
10:11Nice one right in the choppers
10:15I can do this all day
10:19Oh you want me to impress you before I smash you into the water when you talked about football
10:29Okay, you want to play for real oh
10:32I'll bring it in a reusable bag full of pain
10:35Is it just me or are we doing this way too much?
10:40Can you just sing with Priya is the best date I've ever been on. She's really fun to be with
10:46Ready when you are man
10:48Come on, Damien. Just remember everything you learned at Dungeons and Flying Lizards camp
11:01Hey, man, not cool
11:04You're going in that water maybe to save your butt from drowning after I knock you off
11:15Caleb and Priya hit the water at the same time. They're both out of the challenge
11:23Now what's about we sneak off and try to find the immunity idol sure I know it's not a date
11:29I'm not thinking of it as a date, but it's kind of like a date
11:34whatever
11:39Thankfully my helmet prevents me from sustaining drain damage
11:48Prepare to yield sir Soda man
11:52Maybe I can teeter-totter myself out of this sitch
12:00Ah
12:03The level eight wizard nerd squire wins
12:14Nothing in shrub number
12:16197 Chris did say it'd be hard to find it might take a while
12:19No worries one time my parents made me find a needle in an actual haystack
12:25They said it would teach me about the patience required to win reality show challenges that actually sounds kind of fun
12:31I didn't get that fun until I finished my homework when you're studying to get into MIT the homework never ends
12:39Okay, maybe I'd take the haystack I
12:43Thought so Wow our parents were both a little much. Huh? Yeah, I guess we have that in common
12:55Yeah
12:56You don't have to say the word while you're doing it
13:00Okay, my arms are getting pretty tired and I need this to end now
13:06I
13:07Can't believe you hit a girl. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I didn't mean to
13:13You
13:22Don't get called a drama queen for nothing you have to work at your craft
13:30Okay, this beast ain't gonna fall in the water by itself so I'm gonna hit a bear wish me luck
13:44There's no giving up the battle only ends when one of you is in the water
13:57Next up in our royal joust will be Damien versus Julia and Bowie versus Axel there you're done for the day
14:09Ready yourselves for round two
14:13To make the second round harder, I've added sharks
14:17Why you gotta put sharks in every water challenge because the Lions kept drowning
14:31Axel can't lose. She has no weaknesses zero
14:35Oh
14:39Your army boots are untied nice try do you think I'd actually fall for that you're right my bad
14:45Oh, wow, why is Ripper giving mouth-to-mouth to a raccoon?
15:01She only lost cuz she thought I was making out with a raccoon
15:05I guess her one weakness is her love for me
15:20Don't even think about it
15:23Sometimes I just wish my parents would let me make my own decisions, you know, yeah, not everyone's meant to be a space engineer
15:29Why can't I just be an environmental engineer who plays golf every now and then?
15:33Exactly Wow, I didn't think I could like you more than I do
15:39Sorry what what I didn't hear what you said
15:48What am I doing do not fall for another competitor is literally rule number 12 on page 2 of the handbook
15:56Please
15:59Stop it. I don't think we're gonna find the idol today. We should probably head back. Maybe we can try again tomorrow. Do you?
16:17Sharp and pointy Oh No
16:21Oh
16:22Julia's out. This is incredible
16:25The final round of the challenge will be Damien versus Bowie and I finally realized what was missing for this to be jousting
16:33horses
16:41I don't think Chris has ever read a history book
16:44This is it knock your opponent off and you win immunity
16:48I should have been going up against Julia, but Damien got lucky which means I got very lucky
16:54Just take a dive Damien. I don't want to hurt you. You saw what I did to axo
17:00Bowie's right my odds aren't great
17:02But if I'm gonna lose I want to get in one good shot, then I can go out like a true knight with dignity
17:18Oh
17:22What do we miss
17:31Dear editors, please make sure my amazing victory gets the slow-mo treatment it deserves
17:48I
17:51Did not see this coming every day's a shock
17:55Damien Damien Damien
18:00Bowie lost Oh amazing. Okay. Let's see if I can get enough votes to send him packing
18:19The first challenge without a team to help you is always hard and some of you couldn't bear it
18:27MK you were outed as the cheater you are will your fellow competitors be as forgiving as Chris was
18:34Forgiving is that a joke? I got beat up by a bear
18:39Bowie you made it to the final round but didn't win immunity your enemies are piling up fast
18:44Priya and Kayla you both lost in round one then snuck off hoping to find the immunity item
18:50But didn't so neither of you was safe tonight either. I hope Priya isn't going home
18:55She's actually kind of amazing smart funny pretty. Maybe there could be more than an alliance between us
19:06Caleb is just a big flirt machine. Oh, man, Priya won't be happy when she figures it out
19:12If you get a marshmallow, you're safe Z Priya Caleb
19:18Axel Ripper
19:21Julia
19:22Wayne and Raj
19:24You are all safe Bowie and MK only one marshmallow remains the last marshmallow goes to
19:32You
19:41MK
19:43Bowie your time on the island is over
19:47No
19:48Hey, there's no time to be sad. You play to win then I can tell everyone that my boyfriend is a millionaire
19:56Okay, Bowie
19:58Here so you don't forget me. Um, okay
20:03I told the rap basses. It was Bowie's idea to cheat with the intern costume. I can't feel my face
20:08I should have seen it coming when you're the fittest coolest best-looking person people will always try to tear you down
20:15But I don't hate them for it
20:17except for Julia
20:25And just like that
20:28Last season's runner-up is headed home proving that no one is ever truly safe. Not here on total
20:37Island
20:57Oh