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The campers are tested on how well they know each other. Correct answers could win them immunity, but incorrect answers will land them in a pool of hungry wolverines.
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00:00Last time on Total Drama Island, things got a little sticky as teams tried to cross the island while covered in sap.
00:08And while some did surprisingly well, others got gluedius to the maximus.
00:15Millie apologized to Damien for sending him down the wrong slide, and the two became friends again.
00:21But thanks to a mouthful of sap, Damien couldn't tell anyone it happened, and Millie was boated off.
00:28Which sap will be going home today? You'll only find out here, on Total Drama Island!
00:37Hey, what's up? I'm here to slay.
00:39Don't know why the rest even bother to stay.
00:41I know the game and I've brought the skill.
00:44Crushing players' dreams, yeah, you know the drill.
00:47I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
00:57Look, I'm sorry, okay? I didn't know MK and Julia were gonna cheat like that.
01:02Mmkay.
01:03Raj, I know you wanna play the right way, but if MK didn't spray you, you'd still be stuck to Wayne.
01:10I guess, just promise we'll play fair from now on.
01:14Hey, cool, guys! Headin' to the intern meeting for some more cheatin'! Catch ya later!
01:19Nice! Bring us back an easy win!
01:22Sorry, that was reflex.
01:27Hey, no off days, huh?
01:30Nope.
01:33But, more importantly, you doin' okay?
01:36I know I'm not Millie, but I'm here if you need me.
01:40Straight up, I'm glad Millie's gone.
01:42Yeah, we're down a player, but with her out of the picture, Priya will need a new alliance.
01:47And I'll do what I gotta do to make sure that alliance is me.
01:51Hehehehe, big arms, big hug.
01:55Ha!
02:02Hey, that's a-
02:04Ow!
02:05Oh, crud. Don't sneak up on me, man. At survival camp, I was voted most likely to make you regret stuff.
02:12Yeah, clearly my fault!
02:14Lemme help you with that.
02:16Ow! Thanks. Okay, listen, I just-
02:20See, the thing is, I'm like, way into you, or whatever.
02:25Oh, awkward. I don't think you're my type. Sorry.
02:31Feels like my heart just barfed inside my chest.
02:35Well, what's the challenge? I got...
02:38Nothing! Chris just sent the interns to town to buy a cordless hair dryer.
02:42That was the whole meeting! Total waste of a mustache.
02:45Nice. We'll play it fair and square.
02:48We don't wanna play fair. We wanna win.
02:50But can't we do both?
02:52Campers, report to your next painful challenge!
02:55P-p-p-painful?
02:58Welcome to Know Your Enemy. Each team has a bridge with an orange A-side and a blue B-side.
03:06To make it across, teams must correctly answer questions with an A or B answer.
03:12What kinds of questions are they?
03:14So glad you asked. Maybe you recall answering a series of Would You Rather questions last season?
03:22Oh, yeah!
03:24Well, we turned those pointless, invasive, embarrassing questions into a challenge.
03:29So you'll see a video of an opposing team member being asked a question.
03:33You guess their answer and step forward carefully.
03:37First team to get a member to the other side wins immunity.
03:41Boom! Perfect!
03:43I was worried because everyone but me seems to be in alliances, so I needed a challenge I could crush.
03:47And this is it, because I know people.
03:51I know I'm gonna regret asking, but what happens if we guess wrong?
03:55You just stop crossing the bridge.
03:57Oh!
03:58Because a trap door opens beneath you, and you plummet 40 feet into a pool full of wolverines.
04:07Why are they wearing life jackets?
04:09Um, for safety?
04:11And the lifeguard on duty is completely unqualified.
04:14Zero chance I'm going in that tank.
04:16But you've got the skimmer, right?
04:20Skunkbutt, you won last time, so you're up first.
04:23Woo-hoo! Playing the right way today. Let's get it!
04:30Where should I be looking? At you or at the camera?
04:33Don't be weird. Just look at me. Here we go.
04:36Damien, would you rather A, camp in a graveyard for a month,
04:39or B, go without toilet paper for a week?
04:42Raj, orange for A or blue for B?
04:45A! Damien won't go a week without toilet paper. He's not Ripper.
04:52Ugh, gotta go B.
04:54What?
04:55Aaaaaaah!
04:59Ow! Ow! Ow!
05:02Hold on! You'd rather go wipe-free for a week? Why?
05:07I can wash my butt. There's nothing I can do about a haunting.
05:11Legit. Garosest. Thing. Ever.
05:15Ratface, you're up.
05:17Z, I'm a total people person, so just step where I tell you and don't think, okay?
05:22Not thinking is my superpower.
05:25You heard her, Z. Step where Emma says.
05:27Bowie, would you rather A, have to wear clown makeup for a year,
05:31or B, have your entire direct message history made public?
05:36It's B! There is no way Bowie would dress like a clown.
05:43I'll go with A.
05:45Whoa!
05:48It's better for us all if my DMs stay private.
05:51I messed that one up. But don't worry, I got this.
05:55Skunkbutt! You're up next.
05:59Priya, would you rather A, lose the passwords to all your devices every day,
06:04or B, spend the entire next school year in a hot dog costume?
06:10I think A!
06:12B!
06:13Aaaaaaah!
06:21Hot dog is 100% the right call. I hate resetting passwords.
06:25Right? Thank you.
06:27Ratfaces, next question.
06:29Wayne, would you rather be A, hockey superstar Gord LaFleur,
06:33or B, the puck that scored the game-winning goal in the 1988 Cup Finals?
06:39A! Michelle, it's for sure A!
06:44That's a toppin', bro! B all day!
06:47Ugh.
06:51Ha!
06:53Take that, Hollywood.
06:54Whoa!
06:55Hey, I bet the path across is already locked in.
06:58I'll go next, and when I fall, I'll sneak off to the production trailer and get the answers.
07:03Ugh, do it.
07:06Wait, Chris will know something's up if you're just shouting out all the right answers.
07:10Oh, we'll use hot sign!
07:13What's that?
07:14Ignore the answers I shout. Just listen to how many times I shout it.
07:18Odd number of shouts means the answer is A. Even number means B.
07:22That's brilliant.
07:24I know. I said it.
07:27Aw, if MK's brain drove a cool car, I'd date it.
07:30I'm next.
07:32Michelle, would you rather A, slide naked down a ski hill,
07:36or B, spend a day at a wave pool that uses barf instead of water?
07:41B!
07:43That is disgusting.
07:45And correct, which means MK, you're still up.
07:48Z, would you rather eat A, popcorn that tastes like poop,
07:52or B, poop that tastes like popcorn?
07:56Um, A?
07:58Okay, B?
08:06Yeah, it's poop, but it tastes like popcorn. So, close your eyes, dudes.
08:12Ratface, you're up.
08:13Don't worry, I've got this. No, seriously, just like, listen to me.
08:18I know people. I am a people person.
08:21Is she, though?
08:22She seems super confident. Let's give her another shot.
08:25Okay, Emma. I hate wolverines.
08:27So you better not mess this up.
08:31Ratfaces, get ready for your next question.
08:34Scarygirl, would you rather A, take truth serum and be questioned by chef,
08:39or B, only be able to eat chef's cooking for a whole year?
08:45Okay, nobody likes chef's cooking,
08:47but I can't imagine Scarygirl wants anyone knowing what's going on in her head.
08:51It's B! 100%!
08:54B, Axel! B!
08:56You better be right.
08:58I pick A.
09:02No skeletons in my closet.
09:04I mean, there are, but only because I live in a funeral home.
09:09I miss that weirdo.
09:11Speaking of, anybody know where MK is?
09:21Oh, yeah, MK has explosive diarrhea.
09:24Ew, TMI! You could have just said she's gone to the bathroom.
09:28Skunkbutts, next question.
09:30Emma, would you rather A, eat a bowl of toenail clippings,
09:34or B, not shower for a month?
09:39I got a good feeling that it's A.
09:43Uh, I think I'd do A.
09:48Toenails? Toenails?!
09:50What? I already eat my fingernails. Toes are just feet fingers.
09:53Moving on.
09:55Millie, would you rather A, eat 200 lemons,
09:58or B, wrestle your best friend's grandpa?
10:01Millie and me are smart. Gramps is going down.
10:04B!
10:05For sure, B.
10:07Yes!
10:09Correct! Skunkbutt grows their lead.
10:11Next question.
10:13Caleb, would you rather A, eat pudding from an angry gorilla's armpit,
10:17or B, jump from a plane with a parachute packed by your ex?
10:22Guys like me and Caleb leave a lot of angry ex-girlfriends.
10:27A!
10:29B.
10:30No!
10:34That's a lot of trust for an ex.
10:37Well, I've dated, but I've only ever had one girlfriend.
10:40For real?
10:41Yep, Andrea Willis.
10:43We were both five years old.
10:45She broke up with me because I wouldn't let her try my skipping rope.
10:48But have you had one girlfriend?
10:51I'm not saying I've had a lot of boyfriends.
10:53I have not!
10:55So, we have something in common.
10:59I bet once we start spending more time together,
11:01we'll find out we have a lot of things in common.
11:05Once we start spending more time together?
11:08That was flirting, right?
11:10That had to be flirting!
11:13Strongest alliance ever!
11:16Okay, I'm gonna go next!
11:18I'm due!
11:20What? Priya, no!
11:22I think Emma's proven that she clearly isn't a people person.
11:25She can't stop making out with the guy who cut her braids.
11:28And we think she's a good judge of character.
11:30Okay, cool it, you two!
11:32We're going all in on Emma.
11:34She's our key to victory!
11:36But not on the bridge.
11:38We need you to stand over here.
11:40In fact, I want you covering your ears after the question, too.
11:44That way, you can stay totally focused.
11:46You're right. Focused.
11:48Priya must have a plan.
11:50She better.
11:51Okay, whatever Emma says, pick the opposite.
11:55Alright, Chris, let's do this!
11:58Next question for Team Rat Face.
12:00Raj, would you rather...
12:02A. Fight one bear
12:04Or B. 100 rabbit kittens
12:07Raj would fight the bear!
12:09A! It's A!
12:12B!
12:14I gotta go B.
12:17Sure, fighting bears is cool.
12:20But if I fought 100 kittens, I could finally try the...
12:22Cyclone Speed Cycle!
12:26Emma, you did it!
12:28I did it? We got one right?
12:30Yeah!
12:31And now we roll!
12:33I'm coming, guys!
12:35Just hope I'm not too late!
12:37I hate running!
12:41Correct again!
12:42Yes!
12:47Where is MK?
12:49Look!
12:51Only two more to go for immunity!
12:53You're crushing it!
12:54Emma, dude!
12:56Keep yelling out the wrong answers so Caleb knows where to step!
13:00Thanks, Z!
13:01Wait, what?
13:03Z?
13:05Are you serious?
13:07Of all of the rotten...
13:09Okay, that's it!
13:10I am done!
13:12What do you mean, done?
13:14I am not answering any more questions!
13:19Good luck, jerks!
13:21Oh, boy.
13:23Okay, Ratface, next question.
13:26MK, would you rather...
13:28A. Give up texting for five years, or...
13:31B. Lose your bathing suit at a crowded wave pool.
13:37Emma, please?
13:40Nope!
13:42I guess I'll go with A.
13:44Walking out of the water naked would bite, but having to call people?
13:48Like a caveman?
13:50No thanks.
13:51B.
13:53No!
13:57Remember, odd number of shouts means A.
14:01Even means B.
14:03So go win it for us!
14:05Next question for Team Skunkbutt.
14:07Axel, would you rather be...
14:09A. Dirt poor but celebrated as a great poet, or...
14:13B. A filthy rich lawyer who puts guilty criminals back on the street.
14:17I'd rob a bank for sure if it meant I'd be debriefed by that lawyer.
14:22Bowie, it's B! Pick B!
14:24It's gotta be B!
14:28I'm actually super into poetry.
14:31Poetry?
14:33A.
14:34Yay!
14:35No!
14:37I was worried Bowie and the girls might be cheating,
14:40but MK told them to pick B, and he picked A!
14:43So they can't be cheating!
14:45Phew!
14:47I promised Raj I wouldn't cheat, but Ratface is almost a cross.
14:50I have no choice!
14:52Okay, keep them coming, Chris.
14:54I can do this all day.
14:56Next!
15:11One more correct answer and Skunkbutt wins,
15:14and Bowie is on a seemingly impossible hot streak.
15:17Just lucky, I guess.
15:20Priya, would you rather...
15:22A. Be genetically merged with a warthog, or...
15:25B. Have Chris McLean as your dad.
15:29A, Bowie! Pick A!
15:31Thanks, MK.
15:32I'm not sure I want to do this.
15:34I'm not sure I want to do this.
15:37A, Bowie! Pick A!
15:39Thanks, MK.
15:40But I think I'm going to go with my gut on this one.
15:44Definitely A!
15:54I had to give him the wrong answer.
15:56Yeah, Chris was getting suspicious.
15:58And Julia really wanted to see Bowie fall.
16:02I really did.
16:03Priya, now that you know me better, would your answer be...
16:05I'd still pick the warthog.
16:07Fair enough!
16:08Okay, Skunkbutt has no trapdoors left,
16:11so they automatically win immunity if Team Ratface gets another answer wrong.
16:15Last chance, Ratfaces.
16:17Let's do this.
16:19Well?
16:20You heard him.
16:21Last chance.
16:22Whatever.
16:23I'm serious, Emma.
16:24What gives?
16:26This is your one shot left to save the team.
16:29So swallow your pride,
16:31trust your terrible, terrible instincts,
16:33and win us immunity!
16:35But you want me to pick the opposite of what I think.
16:38Exactly!
16:40Okay, let's win this challenge.
16:43Priya, no!
16:44What are you doing?
16:45It's okay!
16:46Emma's going to go against her gut!
16:49Oh!
16:50Yes!
16:51Your gut is terrible!
16:52Your instincts stink!
16:57No!
16:58Chase, would you rather A,
17:00apologize for something you aren't sorry for,
17:03or B, go bald by the time you're 23?
17:07Oh, tough one.
17:09Okay, yes!
17:11Chase has great hair.
17:13He did just apologize for-
17:15Emma, don't think!
17:16Listen to your gut and then pick the opposite!
17:19Priya, please.
17:20I know this one is B.
17:22Fight it, Emma!
17:23Trust that your gut is wrong!
17:25But-
17:26Okay.
17:27I'll pick A!
17:29This could be it!
17:30Let's see!
17:32Oh, man.
17:33I revolt.
17:34I'd be just as awesome!
17:36B, baby!
17:39No!
17:44Skunkbutt wins immunity!
17:49You were awesome up there!
17:51Like, you almost went coast to coast.
17:53And best of all, you played fair,
17:55just like you said you would.
17:59Life was so much easier when lying was profitable and fun.
18:14Ratface, back again, huh?
18:17Chef, let him have it.
18:19Emma, first you trusted your gut,
18:21and that was bad.
18:22Then it was good.
18:23Then you didn't trust your gut,
18:25and it was bad again.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Axel.
18:28What?
18:29I find it weird that you like poetry.
18:30That's all.
18:31And finally, Priya.
18:33What?
18:34Me?
18:35You messed with Emma's head,
18:36and ignored her when she told you she knew that last answer.
18:39That was your call.
18:41A marshmallow means you are safe.
18:43Nichelle.
18:44Axel.
18:46Damien.
18:47Z.
18:48Caleb.
18:52Please!
18:53Not Priya!
18:54I'm just getting this alliance off the ground!
18:56No!
18:57This can't be how I go out!
19:00And the final marshmallow goes to...
19:10Priya!
19:15Emma, you've been eliminated.
19:17Please follow me to the Dock of Shame.
19:21Aww.
19:22I really thought I had a chance this season.
19:24Guess I'll have to go back to earning millions of dollars
19:26recording ten-second dance routines on my phone.
19:28Take her away!
19:36Well, that ends another episode.
19:38And surprisingly, no one died.
19:41Testing! Testing!
19:42Is that... Ripper?
19:44I'd like to read an original poem of love
19:46to one lucky lady person.
19:49Oh, this is gonna be good!
19:51On eagle wings, in zombie brains
19:54A pool of tears that never drains
19:57Even cheeks squeezed tight could not contain
20:00A sweet smell of love, my heart's methane
20:04So I ask you, Axel
20:07Honest, true, and plain
20:09Can I rock your world
20:11Like a hurricane?
20:13This is gonna be bad.
20:15Yeah, can we show a decapitation?
20:17Or is that gonna be a problem?
20:22No.
20:28Oh, that is an image that'll haunt my dreams.
20:32But I'll still see you next time
20:35on Total Drama Island!
20:51TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND