A chilling challenge inside an iceberg leads to the coldest elimination of the season.
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00:00Last time, on Total Drama Island.
00:03Teams were tested on their knowledge of each other with
00:06Would You Rather questions, and failed miserably.
00:09Emma showed some mad skills at getting answers wrong
00:13until she couldn't even do that right.
00:16And in the end, she got sent home.
00:18Who would I rather send home today?
00:21I don't play favorites. I dislike them all equally.
00:24Buckle up! It's time for more Total Drama Island!
00:54I'm glad you decided to join me.
00:56Of course! I mean, you know, it's nice to have someone to train with.
01:00Last one to the dock isn't an honor student!
01:03Oh, it's gonna be like that, huh? Okay!
01:10You're not bad.
01:11That's a funny thing to say to the person who just beat you.
01:15What? That was a tie, and you know...
01:18Oh!
01:23Ahem! Have you two been kissing all night?
01:27It's morning already.
01:29Time flies when you're lip-wrestling for the championship belt.
01:33We should, um...
01:35Head back?
01:36Yep, yep.
01:39Caleb and I would make a great couple.
01:41And I think he might be thinking that, too.
01:45Priya and I will make an unstoppable alliance.
01:48And I know she's thinking the same thing.
01:50Did you know most people swallow over a liter of spit a day?
01:53Dude! Where do they find it?
01:56Oh, no. Most of it's your own.
01:58Oh! That makes way more sense.
02:01You two head in. I'll catch up.
02:03Okay!
02:04I'll save you a seat!
02:06Julia, I need you to know I am done cheating in the challenges.
02:11Fine.
02:12Oh, good. I'm glad you understand.
02:14Unless, of course, I need you to cheat.
02:16Then you'll have to.
02:17Good talk!
02:20Oh, hi, Caleb. What's up?
02:22Priya, would it be okay if I kissed you?
02:27Good question.
02:29Killer pillow! I'll save you, Priya!
02:33Come on! We gotta move before the other pillows turn evil!
02:37Zee! Zee! It's okay! Stop! I was... I was kissing it!
02:43What?
02:45I just killed Priya's pillow boyfriend!
02:48I was pretending it was Caleb. I kind of... like him.
02:53Oh, nice!
02:56Can you keep this between us? I haven't said anything to him yet.
02:59Totally! It'll be our little... secret.
03:03Snuck my name in there.
03:05Yeah, I... I caught that.
03:07I just hope Caleb feels the same way about me.
03:10You kidding? Of course he will! He's gonna freak when I tell him!
03:14Zee!
03:16Oh, right, right, right. Secret.
03:19All I can think about now is yelling out our secret.
03:22But as long as I can keep my mouth busy with soda...
03:27We are not done talking about this.
03:29I get it. You don't want Raj to know you're cheating.
03:33So, don't make me tell him.
03:35I'm suggesting...
03:36Aw, man! These one-person doors are the worst!
03:42I need a pen and paper! Stat!
03:44Sweet stash!
03:46Bowie, why don't you take the hockey boys for a walk?
03:48Are you... Ugh!
03:50Hey, why don't we go see what the other team is up to?
03:53Oh-ho! A mission!
03:56Nice!
03:58I got a marker, but no paper!
04:01Here, use me! Doodle away, my friend!
04:05Ugh! I am not enjoying this!
04:08The challenge involves some kind of maze.
04:11We have to collect keys embedded in ice to unlock a coin.
04:16Sorry! Ticklish!
04:18With this map, we can avoid the dead ends and get straight to the keys!
04:21And I might know something to help melt the keys out of the ice faster!
04:25Brilliant! We'll win this challenge!
04:28For sure!
04:29What challenge? The one that we're gonna trounce you in today?
04:32You wish!
04:34Speaking of wishes, I bet you wish you hadn't tanked so badly last season that you destroyed your own Hollywood career!
04:40You're wrong! I don't miss that life at all!
04:42Really? Not the money, the red carpets, the swag, the photoshoots, the autographs?
04:46Not for a second!
04:48Yeah, well, I know I'd miss it!
04:50Oh! Maybe I should go audition for a movie!
04:54Hollywood wants movie stars. You're more a small-town dinner theater.
04:59Oh, snap!
05:03She's gonna pay for that!
05:05Campers, to the dock of shame, it's challenge time!
05:10Welcome, campers! For today's challenge, I've imported the last iceberg from the North Pole.
05:16Yep, you're a bad person!
05:18Each team will travel through the iceberg collecting three keys to unlock their safe made of ice and retrieve their beautiful, beautiful Kris coin.
05:27You'll then take a six-person bobsled down a track back to your dinghy and return here.
05:32First team to hand Kris their coin wins immunity.
05:35The other team sends someone home.
05:37Questions?
05:39That aren't about my hat?
05:43Let's just say my hair isn't its normal level of awesomeness today.
05:47I wonder why.
05:49Listen up! You can get to the coin room using Tunnel 1 or Tunnel 2.
05:54Number 1 is a maze where the keys you'll need are embedded in the icy walls and must be melted out.
06:00How exactly would we do that?
06:02Level 2 is an obstacle course.
06:05The keys are not hidden or embedded in ice, but it's definitely a much more painful route.
06:11Choose wisely.
06:13On your mark, get hurt, go!
06:20Didn't you tell me once you owned a hair salon in the 80s?
06:23Yep.
06:24What can you do with this?
06:28We should do the obstacle course. We've lost two in a row.
06:31It's go big or go home time.
06:34But Chef said the obstacle course was a more painful route.
06:37He said much more painful.
06:39How's that better?
06:41Priya's right.
06:42Let's do this!
06:43Go Team Rats!
06:46We should do the obstacle course.
06:47You know it, Raji.
06:49We're doing the maze.
06:50Why?
06:51We've got a plan, baby!
06:53What plan?
06:54Why are you listening to Ripper?
06:57He never makes any sense. Come on.
07:00I feel bad lying to Raj, but MK is giving us a real advantage here.
07:03What am I supposed to do?
07:06Bro! Check out this ice!
07:10So smooth. So pure.
07:14You know what?
07:15I feel so bad about making you cheat in the Zap Challenge that I brought you these.
07:20No way!
07:21You're the best!
07:22Thanks, MK!
07:23I regret this decision!
07:25We needed those two distracted, and once MK knew it was an ice challenge, it just made sense.
07:31The TDI equipment locker is surprisingly stocked for a show with such butt production values.
07:38Ready? Go!
07:40Have fun! No body checking!
07:43I want it on the record that I do not feel good about this. Now.
07:47Tell me how we're cheating.
07:48Like this!
07:51That's right! Not all heroes wear capes.
07:54Or deodorant.
07:55This is great, but I made a promise.
07:58Let them skate around a while. We'll call them once we're ready to grab the coin.
08:02Come on! The first key is this way.
08:05There's the key!
08:06That's great, but how are we going to get across this forge to get it?
08:10There's a card.
08:12You're smart. Read it.
08:15Santa's boot. That's all it says.
08:18That's an odd thing to put on a card.
08:21Look at all the handholds. This'll be so easy it's dumb.
08:24Those aren't handholds!
08:32Keeping an eye on the teams with this.
08:35Oh! Looks like someone just got booted!
08:42That was a very popular style.
08:44Yeah. Was. Was-a.
08:47Fine. We'll try something else.
09:00Now what? Do we lick the key out?
09:02I'll fart it out!
09:03Hold your fire! Surprise!
09:06Where did you get that?
09:08She snagged it from Chris's trailer.
09:10I guess that explains Chris's hot new look today.
09:14Okay. It looks like there's room between the top of the wall and the ceiling.
09:18I've got a plan.
09:21You got it?
09:23I'm up!
09:33Nice! Grabbing the key stopped the boots!
09:35Let's pull our team out of the gorge! We gotta move!
09:39If I'd done that in a movie, that would've taken a three-person stunt team and two days of shooting.
09:43Your move, Hollywood.
09:45Well, that was... easy.
09:48And you love it.
09:50And it's hardly cheating.
09:52I mean, it's not like we're using the hairdryer to just melt our way through the whole maze.
09:57Bowie! That's a brilliant idea!
10:01What did I just do?
10:03I really don't want to lie to Raj, but giving up cheating is harder than I thought.
10:08Huh. Skunkbutts halfway through the maze. They are flying!
10:13I call this Poseidon's Lingerie.
10:17I explicitly said no perms.
10:22Seal your fate?
10:26Fate?
10:27Like two people meeting on a reality show and...
10:30Z! Focus on the challenge!
10:35Glutty!
10:37Not telling Caleb is gonna be harder than I thought!
10:40Those towers are hunting blinds. As soon as we make a break for it, we're getting shot with something.
10:45Like frozen cabbages? That'll kill us!
10:48Nah, it'll be snowballs or something. Chris is big on themes.
10:52There's some cover out there, but not much, so let's split up.
10:55Z and Damien, Axel and Nichelle, and I'll go with... Caleb, I guess.
11:05I can't spill the beans if I got a mouthful of luscious lychee.
11:12Don't forget to keep an eye out for the key. Let's move!
11:15Wait! I think it would be better if we stick together!
11:20Look out!
11:24Aw, it's so cute!
11:29The cannon fire seals!
11:31Vicious! Vicious baby seals!
11:34I'll draw their fire! Then you guys run!
11:42Seal cannons! You can buy anything online!
11:47Really?
11:50Now!
11:59Get down!
12:02Look out!
12:05Gotcha!
12:07The key!
12:11Woohoo! Game over!
12:16Bingo!
12:17Nice job, MK!
12:19This ladder must lead to the coin room.
12:21Raj! Wayne! Game time is over!
12:25Whoa! A straight line? I always thought mazes were harder.
12:29There's the safe. And a yeti.
12:31I guess Chris forgot to mention that.
12:34So cool, bro!
12:36This has been just the best day!
12:38Best... day.
12:41Dude, bummer birthmark.
12:43Is that a map?
12:45Is it here?
12:47Again? That's how MK knew to bring skates!
12:51Oopsie.
12:52I think this is wrong! Quick, tell me what's happening.
12:55Our team is cheating again!
12:57Very, very wrong!
12:59We're winning this challenge.
13:01So how about you two don't think and stay out of the way.
13:07Snow cone catwalk.
13:10This is gonna be tough.
13:12Hey, thanks for catching that baby seal!
13:14Wasn't gonna let him bite your face.
13:16Nuh-uh. That'd be a crime.
13:18Oh, you two are...
13:21I'm proud of myself for having not told Priya's secret.
13:25Or peeing my pants!
13:27I drank a lot of lychee today.
13:29Who's got a plan?
13:30I gotta pee!
13:32Z! The world is your snowbank!
13:34Go! Everyone else, huddle up!
13:37These snow cones are solid ice.
13:39So you want height on your jumps so you can stick your landings.
13:42Otherwise you slide right off.
13:44Makes sense. I think we're ready.
13:47Z!
13:49Z!
13:50What'd you do?
13:52That jump is not gonna be easy.
13:54Well, if we don't get to that second snow cone,
13:56we don't get the last key!
13:58Didn't you realize what you were doing?
13:59I was thinking about something else.
14:01Something more important.
14:02What?
14:05Don't even try it.
14:06Your bladder is done for the day.
14:09Julia, MK, you left us no choice.
14:12We're telling Chris you cheated.
14:14Ugh, okay.
14:16But you'll have to tell him your boyfriend, too.
14:19Wait a second.
14:20I didn't know about this until we got to the iceberg.
14:22Now, now.
14:23Let's not forget about the bridge challenge.
14:26Bowie?
14:27No!
14:28Got it!
14:33You thinking what I'm thinking?
14:35If there are coins not here,
14:37they can't win.
14:38No!
14:39That's, like, super cheating!
14:42How can you be okay with this?
14:55Caleb!
14:56Throw me!
14:57Throw you?
14:58What does that even mean?
14:59Because it can't mean throw you!
15:01It does sound dangerous.
15:03Look at our situation.
15:05It might be our only hope.
15:06If Nichelle is cool with it,
15:08I say do it!
15:09Okay.
15:13Whoa!
15:19I did it!
15:20I got the key!
15:25Oh, no!
15:27Ah, this rots!
15:28We have all the keys, but we're stuck in here!
15:31Nope.
15:32No way.
15:35Well, don't just stand there.
15:37Do what Priya's doing.
15:38We got a challenge to win.
15:43Woo-hoo!
15:45I am telling you for the 43rd time
15:48to stop melting that sink.
15:50Do not make me tell you a 44th!
15:53Believe me, I am trying.
15:56I don't want to be a cheater,
15:57and I never want to lie to you about anything.
16:00Well, I have to say something to Chris
16:02because I can't do this.
16:06I have an idea.
16:08Hey!
16:10Are you kidding me?
16:11Are you kidding me?
16:15Game on.
16:30What was that?
16:31I don't know.
16:41Ugh!
16:42Bowie is going to pay for that mutiny.
16:45Whoa!
16:46Why is there a huge hole in the floor?
16:48Is that our coin?
16:50Why is our safe half-melted?
16:52Something happened in here?
16:54Probably those rotten skunk butts.
16:56Yeah!
16:57Those skunk butts stink!
16:58Oh!
17:00Now I get it.
17:01Funny name.
17:03Both bobsleds are still here.
17:05We must be in the lead.
17:07Axel, grab the coin.
17:08We can still win this thing.
17:11Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:15Yay!
17:17Ah!
17:19You're going to scream all the way back, too?
17:21You know what?
17:22Maybe I will.
17:23Quick, to the dinghy!
17:25Everyone okay?
17:26Barely.
17:27I'm okay.
17:28Thankfully, I landed on Ripper.
17:30Ew!
17:31Is that your back hair?
17:33I'm over here.
17:36It's an adorable snowman!
17:39He means abominable.
17:41Ah!
17:42Run!
17:43Go!
17:44Go!
17:45Go!
17:46Ah!
17:47Ah!
17:48Ah!
17:49Ah!
17:50Ah!
17:51Ah!
17:52Ah!
17:53Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:55Ah!
17:56Ah!
17:57Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:00Ah!
18:01Ah!
18:02Ah!
18:03Ah!
18:04Ah!
18:05Ah!
18:06Ah!
18:07Ah!
18:08Ah!
18:09Incoming!
18:13Ah!
18:14Ah!
18:15Ah!
18:16Ah!
18:17Ah!
18:18Yoink!
18:19Winners, Team Skunk Butt!
18:21Ah!
18:22Yay!
18:23Yay!
18:24Yay!
18:25Yes!
18:26I'm glad we won, but at what cost?
18:29Team Rat Face, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony.
18:33One of you is heading home.
18:36I really thought we had that one, guys.
18:38Sorry.
18:39Hey, it's not your fault.
18:41We all tried our best.
18:42I did great!
18:46Well, let's get it over with.
18:51Ah!
19:03Team Rat Face, you all must have really caught a chill today
19:06if you're willing to brave a third consecutive elimination ceremony
19:09just to get near the fire.
19:11Very funny.
19:12Chef, please recap our worst performances of the day.
19:16My pleasure.
19:17Z!
19:18Wait!
19:19Don't bother, Chef.
19:20I just got hired to star in a superhero franchise.
19:24Three-picture deal, EP credit, all guaranteed.
19:28And I gotta get back to L.A. tomorrow to start shooting.
19:30So, bye!
19:33Hold on.
19:34You told us you hated Hollywood.
19:36Maybe you didn't hear me.
19:38Three-picture deal!
19:41Hope you all have fun suffering through this for a chance at a measly million bucks.
19:46Ha!
19:47Michelle O'Donnell is back, baby!
19:51Woo-hoo!
19:55I'm coming, Hollywood!
19:59Wow.
20:00Did not see that coming.
20:01I did.
20:02Um, how?
20:04Because I wrote that big fat fake contract
20:06and left it on Michelle's bed before today's challenge.
20:09I don't even count that as gameplay.
20:11That one was personal.
20:13Sweet dreams, Rat Faces.
20:16Remind me never to cross that girl.
20:23Well, well, well.
20:24Looks like someone has put my hair dryer back.
20:27If I were you, I wouldn't move a muscle.
20:29I wouldn't change the channel.
20:30I wouldn't even sleep.
20:32Because you do not want to miss a moment of the next
20:35Total Drama Island!
20:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
21:01No, no, no, no, no, no.