- 1 year ago
Caleb is desperate to put his relationship with Priya back together, while the campers tear apart the largest objects they can find.
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00:00Last time on Total Drama Island, campers were hauling and balling as they drove into a game of human pinball.
00:08It was loads of fun, well for me at least.
00:12Things got steamy when Caleb and Priya shared their first kiss. It was magical, until it wasn't.
00:18Zee killed the mood by spilling the beans about Caleb's feelings for Priya.
00:23Then he spilled more beans, and more, and more! Beans everywhere!
00:28So he was set packing.
00:31Will another wave of beans be unleashed today? Find out right here on Total Drama Island!
00:40Hey what's up, I'm here to slay. Don't know why the rest even bother to stay.
00:45I know the game and I've brought the skill. Crushing players' dreams, yeah, you know the drill.
00:50I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
00:55Whistling
01:03Join the line, Vod. How long has Priya been crying in there?
01:06Going on 20 minutes now. I didn't cry this long when my dog ate my Sidney Crosby rookie card.
01:11Oh yeah, did he never poop it out?
01:14Nah, he knows what that card's worth.
01:16Priya, it's no big deal. Zee told secrets about everyone.
01:20That is not why I'm upset!
01:24Ow!
01:27I'm mad that Caleb played me!
01:31I can't believe I fell for Caleb's...
01:34Wow, you're funny. Was I working out too loud for you?
01:37We have so much in common.
01:40I see so many stars today!
01:42I like this circus music!
01:45Don't you guys get it? What hurts the most is that Caleb had told Zee he never liked me.
01:51He just wanted us to be in an alliance, and I only found that out after he kissed me!
01:56That is not cool!
01:58Good on Zee for dishing on Caleb before his lies got even worse.
02:02Kinda feel bad for voting him off the island.
02:06Ugh, everyone's being so nice to Priya just cause she got played by Caleb.
02:11But where were they when I was getting mauled by a bear?
02:15Right? But let's get in on this poor Priya action.
02:19I'm not against squeezing out a few fake tears to avoid elimination.
02:24Priya! You poor thing! How are you? You look terrible.
02:29Thanks.
02:30Dude!
02:31What? She does.
02:32What Julia means is things look terrible for Caleb at the next elimination.
02:38Am I right?
02:40Girl power! Woo!
02:42We're not talking about the game right now. Some things are more important.
02:46What's more important than a million dollars?
02:49I'll explain in terms you'll understand. Broken heart emoji. Crying emoji. Thumbs down emoji.
02:55Oh yeah! Spider web emoji. Peach emoji that looks like a butt.
02:59Then wind cloud emoji that makes it look like the peach is farting.
03:05Seriously?
03:07Sorry Priya. Where were we?
03:10Right.
03:12So now feelings are more important than a million bucks?
03:16Nuh-uh. That's gross.
03:20Okay. It's been ten hours. Time to test the waters.
03:25Um, Priya? Do you have a moment to talk?
03:28Go away!
03:30The water's a little hot.
03:32Not ready to talk yet? Totally cool. Here I go. Respecting your personal space?
03:37That's right! Keep walking, bud!
03:41Hurry your butts to the woods for your next challenge!
03:44Welcome, campers!
03:46Chef, tell them about the next challenge.
03:48Today, you gotta bring the biggest item you can right back here.
03:52Everything on the island is up for grabs. You have exactly 12 minutes and 14 seconds.
03:57Oddly specific amount of time.
03:59It's the exact length of this video of a kitten and a tortoise becoming best friends.
04:03You gotta see it!
04:05Oh! What you waiting on, campers? Go!
04:12Priya! We need to talk!
04:14Nope!
04:15I can explain!
04:16Nope!
04:17The thing is...
04:20Did you know that tree was coming?
04:22Uh-huh.
04:23If I don't win immunity today, this guy is going home for sure.
04:28Hey! What's the rush? Heading for the Dock of Shame?
04:32It isn't over yet.
04:34Isn't it, though? You're super unpopular right now.
04:37Like a bran muffin on a plate of cupcakes.
04:41So we're offering you a lifeline. Join us.
04:43One alliance to rule them all!
04:47Nope. I've watched all of last season, so I know I'm better off going in alone than teaming up with you two.
04:53Rude.
04:54MK, I have two words for Caleb.
04:57Dead meat.
05:00That is big!
05:03If I get in the right position, I should be able to carry this fridge no problem.
05:13Sweet score, Raji! I need to find something!
05:17Everyone's thinking big, so I need to think bigger!
05:21Something big. Something big.
05:24No. No.
05:27Hmm. I think that canoe will be big enough.
05:33Timber!
05:35Not the first time I've used a tree to take out Caleb, so this is very on-brand for me.
05:40Nice! Real nice! Destruction of property is a crime, you know!
05:45I need something bigger or I'm going home!
05:48Okay! Something big that won't break my back.
05:55He did say everything on the island was up for grabs!
05:59That's big!
06:03So far, it's the biggest thing I've found. And it can walk itself.
06:07Win-win! You've done it again, Damien!
06:11No way anyone is going to bring back something heavier than this.
06:21Hey there, Mr. Too-good-for-our-lions. That's a cute little picnic table.
06:27I am so winning this challenge.
06:33Five minutes left! I repeat, five minutes!
06:37Oh, come on!
06:39This is my favorite part, when the kitten's riding the tortoise!
06:43Aw, it's wearing a little cowboy hat.
06:46I'm trying to think of big stuff, but I got nothing!
06:49I'm just sitting in this giant poop shed with no ideas!
07:03That's the face I'd make if I had an idea!
07:12Gotta find something bigger than a car!
07:17Chris has a yacht?
07:20Chris has a yacht!
07:22Not many people can carry a yacht.
07:25But have you met Rips and Shredder?
07:29Never lug what you can launch!
07:32That was the motto at Catapult Camp.
07:36Oh, a boulder! Classic!
07:39Yup! And real heavy, too!
07:42I'm going to try and get it to the top!
07:45I'm going to try and get it to the top!
07:48I'm going to try and get it to the top!
07:51I'm going to try and get it to the top!
07:54I'm going to try and get it to the top!
07:57Real heavy, too!
08:02Caleb crushed my heart, so it's only fair that I crush him!
08:12Whoa! Where did that come from?
08:15Did you do that on purpose?
08:17For legal reasons, I'll say no.
08:20Wow! Who knew friendship could be a good thing?
08:27My car! You can't take my car!
08:30Could've fooled me!
08:33Trust me, I'm doing this car a favor.
08:36Congratulations, campers! You all found excellent objects!
08:40And Damien, I can't believe you found old Chester!
08:43Yeah! He hadn't been seen since he escaped a wolf farm many years ago!
08:49Well, that's super important then, right? Do I win the challenge?
08:53Nah, man, I won! I brought back Chris' yacht!
08:56Yes, Caleb, my smallest, least favorite yacht. Slow clap!
09:01That took all my strength to get Chris' boat here.
09:04Why isn't he telling me I won already?
09:07And now we can start the challenge!
09:10What?!
09:11This was the challenge! Chef said bring back the biggest item we could.
09:15Mine's the biggest, so I win!
09:18The objects you brought back are integral to the challenge, but they weren't the challenge itself!
09:24I can't believe you tricked us!
09:26Have you never seen this show?
09:28Each camper has a door, and whatever you brought back will need to go through the mail slot.
09:32Break your door, and you're out!
09:34The first camper to get their entire object through the hole wins!
09:38Um, how are we gonna do that?
09:40I guess you'll have to take your objects apart, piece by piece, using these tools!
09:46Cut my tree into pieces, stuff it through a hole, and win the challenge. Child's play.
09:52Breaking down this thing is gonna be a cinch!
09:57Let the dismantling begin!
10:15Look at us.
10:16Priya doesn't know that my feelings for her changed!
10:18I can fix this. I just need some one-on-one time with her.
10:21That gets great minds thinking.
10:25Let's see what we got.
10:29Last year at school, I had to pick between auto mechanics or theater.
10:32I picked theater.
10:34But then they asked me to talk about my feelings on the emotions carpet.
10:39So now I know a lot about cars.
10:42You heard Chris! I gotta get you through that hole!
10:45But I won't hurt you, Chester.
10:46I promise to leave you the dignity a noble beast such as yourself deserves!
10:53I don't know if shearing old Chester will get him through that hole, but I gotta try.
10:57I said, I want it, oat milk, not almond milk!
11:02When I need to smash stuff, I envision the faces of baristas who've wronged me.
11:07I guess this grub looks okay.
11:09Raj, the food is supposed to go through the hole in the door, not your face!
11:14That food is old! We haven't used that fridge since season one!
11:19I don't feel so...
11:26Ooh, good save! But it looks like Raj is done for...
11:29Wait, he's up? He's back at the fridge! He's... eating the food again!
11:34Why wouldn't he just put the food directly through the hole?
11:37I do not know.
11:40Alright, making progress!
11:44Nice! Julia is definitely one of the frontrunners in today's challenge!
11:50Okay, what would Priya do?
11:52Caleb is so not a strategy guy. He's toast!
11:56Could you stop for a minute?!
11:58Oh, sorry, eh? Didn't know you were in here!
12:02Nothing but net for Julia!
12:04Priya is really far behind and seems to be just hugging the rock.
12:10Why does this keep happening?!
12:13Chris, this axe must be broken because it keeps hitting me!
12:17Sorry, buddy. Better try this one.
12:22Santa, is it game time already?
12:25Amazing! All the years of built-up gases from disgusting teenagers must have petrified the wood, rendering it indestructible!
12:34I finally figured out what Priya would do!
12:37She'd want to know how the yacht was put together in order to know how to take it apart.
12:41It looks like this whole antenna is attached with one bolt.
12:44So if I just pull that out...
12:47It comes right off! Yes! One down!
12:52And a lot more to go.
12:55Guess you won't be doing much honking if you like butter tarts!
12:58Have you been reading my bumper stickers? Those are private!
13:01I better call my mechanic.
13:03If we slim you down a little, I might be able to squeak you through the slot!
13:12Time to bring in the big guns!
13:16It's smash time!
13:23Give that outhouse ten minutes for its sportsmanlike conduct!
13:28I just remembered Priya's number one rule. Play to your strengths.
13:32And my strength is strength!
13:37Now we're talking!
13:42Ugh! Why has he got to work with his shirt off?
13:46That is so hot necessary! I mean, not necessary!
13:50I mean, is it hot in here?
13:57I need this to happen faster!
13:59What will the rebuild cost me? It's a two-day job.
14:02Maybe three. Six times.
14:06Put it out! Put it out!
14:08Chef, you know the rules. You can't interfere with the challenge.
14:13I found it!
14:16Quarry camp taught me how to find a rock's weak point.
14:22Woo! Yeah!
14:27Four more laps, buddy!
14:28Priya! Get your head in the game and stop watching Caleb!
14:32I am not watching Caleb!
14:36Oh, crud.
14:38That's a good sign.
14:39I mean, how mad can you be with someone if you're carving their face into a rock?
14:47I guess the answer is pretty bad.
14:49Snow owls are no quitters!
14:55Yes!
14:58You still don't fit?
15:00We have to try something else!
15:02What do you suggest?
15:04Did you misunderstand the instructions?
15:06I made them as simple as I could, and now your door is broken.
15:09You're out of the challenge!
15:12Get in the hole!
15:17You busted your door! You're done!
15:23Getting mystery food fevers? You're out of the race!
15:26So cold!
15:28Priya's getting it done, but we'll have to work faster.
15:31Priya's getting it done, but we'll have to work faster if she's going to catch Julia.
15:40Sedan! That cannot be good for the lungs.
15:44MK, did you just inhale a car?
15:46Uh-oh! Now it can't go through the slot! You're out of the race!
15:51The competition is down to Julia, Priya, and Caleb.
15:55Seriously? It's almost sad that they're still trying.
15:58I have got this.
16:02You'd do the same thing if someone destroyed your nest.
16:06I'm so close to winning, I can taste it!
16:10Done!
16:11Forgetting something?
16:13No!
16:14Aren't technicalities fun?
16:18Go find some nuts!
16:22Julia and Priya have their last items!
16:26Come on, Caleb! Your strength is your strength!
16:32Caleb wins!
16:34Woo! I did it! I can't believe I won! This feels amazing!
16:44Priya?
16:45Tough break, Caleb. But it could be worse. You could be Chef's car.
16:50Caleb, I'll bring it in first thing Monday morning.
16:57With Caleb winning immunity once again,
16:59With Caleb winning immunity, one of us is probably going home tonight.
17:03But out of respect for our alliance, let's just let it play out how it plays out.
17:08Deal.
17:11My hairy butt we have a deal! No way is Julia taking this lying down!
17:16Well, neither am I. Game on!
17:20I just saw Julia lick that and put it back.
17:24Is that Julia's favorite yogurt flavor smeared all over your bed?
17:27I heard Julia's uncle is the president, and he asked him to cancel the hockey season this year.
17:48Caleb, you won immunity, but after tonight that safety net will expire, much like the food Raj ate.
17:54Uh...
17:57Now, it's time to highlight some of today's lowlights.
18:01Chef?
18:02Wayne, because of you, everyone will have to pee with one wall of the outhouse missing.
18:07Sorry, guys.
18:08Tamien, you shaved a sheep and tried to stuff it through a hole.
18:12Oh, we gonna get letters, all right.
18:15And Priya, you tried to crush Caleb with a giant rock.
18:19That's actually attempted murder. Kinda serious.
18:22Chef's right. I let myself down today.
18:25Get a marshmallow, you stay. No marshmallow, you go.
18:29Let's do this.
18:31Raj, Wayne, Tamien, Priya, you are safe.
18:37Only one marshmallow remains. Will it go to MK or Julia?
18:42It goes to... Julia!
18:53What? This rocks.
18:56MK, your time on the island is done.
18:59How did you do it? I made up so many horrible things about you.
19:03Man, the stuff you told them about me must have been super awful.
19:08Oh, no. I just told everyone we made a pact not to badmouth each other.
19:14You set me up to look worse than you? Wow, how are you so good at this?
19:20I really don't know. Some people play the violin or whatever, but this is my gift.
19:28You know, for someone who hates people, islands, and doing stuff, I made it pretty far this time.
19:34And if I could do it all over again, there's nothing I'd change.
19:38Other than maybe not coming here at all.
19:41You're not mad at me, are you?
19:44You're an evil, backstabbing monster. Of course I'm not mad at you!
19:49Aw, you're awful too.
19:52Game recognizes game. Now go win that million bucks.
19:56Okay, I promise to share some of the money with you if I win.
19:59Aw, I wouldn't do that for you.
20:02I know, I'm lying. I never would.
20:07Do they like each other or not? I can't tell.
20:10They're just like the tortoise and the kitten, if they were both jerks.
20:18Can't this thing go any faster?
20:21Well, the person who gave me enough bad hair days for a lifetime is off the island.
20:25Who's next to get voted off? Find out on the next Total Drama Island!
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