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Release the hounds! Campers are hunted by a pack of fearsome attack dogs... and one pug.
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00:00Last time on Total Drama Island, campers went on a stroll down memory lane.
00:06Ah, so many memories.
00:09Despite Julia's best efforts, Caleb and Priya got back together.
00:12It was very romantic.
00:14In a surprise move, Julia extended her immunity to cover Caleb.
00:18What's that about?
00:20Damien was voted off, but it turns out he had an ace up his sleeve.
00:24Wait, no he didn't. He went home.
00:28Who'll get cheated today?
00:30Time to find out, right here on Total Drama Island!
00:37Here what's up, I'm here to slay.
00:39Don't know why the rest even bother to stay.
00:42I know the game and I've brought the skill.
00:44Crushing players' dreams, yeah, you know the drill.
00:47I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
00:56Raji, I feel bad about voting off Damien.
01:00Me too, Wayner. Things aren't gonna be the same without him screaming us to sleep.
01:05Or telling us not to floss with the waistband of our undies.
01:08Or not to blow snot rockets at the dinner table.
01:11And not to be a pool pusher, but just let it happen.
01:14We miss you, Damien!
01:21Whoa, look who it is!
01:23Caleb, that traitor!
01:25Come to grovel, no doubt.
01:27Probably thinks he can peck dance his way back into my heart.
01:30No chance!
01:32Caleb!
01:33Julia, hey! I was just going for a hike.
01:36A hike? Through poison ivy and bear poop?
01:39It's not like I was waiting to run into you so we could talk.
01:42Well, don't let me stop you.
01:44Okay, I'm not hiking. Can we talk about last night?
01:47You mean when I found out that you were partnered with Julia this whole time?
01:51I'm not partnered with Julia!
01:53I mean, not the whole time.
01:55It was out of nowhere. She just came up and offered me immunity.
01:58Uh-huh! Why?
02:00You pretend to like her, too? Give her the old flirty McMuscles?
02:04Flirty McMuscles?
02:06Insults don't come naturally to me, okay?
02:09Priya, wait! I was going to be voted off.
02:12When Julia offered immunity, I had to take it.
02:15I get it. You want to win, and you'll do whatever it takes.
02:19That's not why I did it.
02:21What other reason could you possibly have?
02:24You, Priya. Immunity gave me another chance to spend more time with you.
02:30Fine. We can give our alliance just our alliance.
02:34Another shot. But if you betray me again, I'll...
02:38You'll what?
02:40I don't know! Threatening people doesn't come naturally, either!
02:43Attention, campers! Get your butts down to the field!
02:46It's challenge time!
02:49Good morning, campers!
02:51Before we get started, by a show of hands, who here likes puppies?
02:55We love puppies!
02:58It's like a dog and a dog had a baby!
03:02It is exactly like that.
03:04Then you're all going to love today's challenge, Man's Best Frenemy.
03:09I'd like to introduce you to a very special guest,
03:12Marine K-9 Unit Leader, Master Sergeant Valentina MacArthur.
03:18You kids want to meet some doggies?
03:20Yes, yes, for sure, eh?
03:22We're going to get licked so much.
03:24Let me introduce you to my babies.
03:28Baa!
03:38Please give a warm welcome to...
03:40Edward Scissormouth!
03:42Bear Trout!
03:44Chainsaw!
03:46Blood Hunter!
03:48And Booger!
03:50Booger!
03:55Is Booger subbing in or something,
03:57maybe for an actual attack dog who's in prison for mauling a tiger?
04:01I could send Chef to break it out.
04:03Oh, no, no. Booger's right where she belongs.
04:05Trust me on that.
04:07I used to have a little purse dog.
04:09It got more likes than me, so I had to get rid of it.
04:12Anyway, Chef, give them the deets.
04:14You'll all have two minutes to run for it.
04:16Then we release the hounds.
04:19Hunt us down and then what?
04:27They drag you back to the circle you're currently standing on.
04:30These dogs have had their rabies shots, right?
04:32No need for shots.
04:34Rabies are too scared to come near these dogs.
04:36With these smelly socks I found on your cabin floors,
04:39these monsters...
04:40My sweet babies.
04:41...will memorize your individual scent,
04:43so you'll each have the same dog chasing you
04:45and only you the entire game.
04:47It's like each one of you gets your own puppy.
04:49Please stop calling them that.
04:51Here are the rules.
04:52If you get dragged back three times, you're out of the game.
04:56Last one standing wins immunity.
04:58Any questions?
05:00That was clearly rhetorical.
05:02Your two-minute lead starts now.
05:08Was that two minutes?
05:09No.
05:10Release the hounds!
05:15They're gaining on us!
05:16Wait, I got an idea.
05:18They know us from smelling our socks, right?
05:21Oh, so all we gotta do is...
05:23Eat our socks!
05:25Jinx!
05:27Great minds think alike.
05:32Ha, look at them.
05:33They have no idea who we are.
05:39My bad.
05:41My socks!
05:44This is the third time we've eaten our socks for nothing!
05:51Okay, so dogs can't open doors, right?
05:54Then why run around like the rest of these dorks
05:57when I can just chill on my bunk and answer DMs?
06:01My phone. Where is it?
06:11Here.
06:14Okay, end of the road.
06:16Listen, I think this dog is only after me.
06:19Go, save yourself!
06:21I'm not leaving you.
06:22There's nowhere for me to go.
06:24I'm really sorry, but there is.
06:29Do you need me?
06:33Well, I guess that's one way to make the girl of your dreams fall for you.
06:37You tackled me off a cliff?
06:39This realliance is off to a bad start.
06:42Hey, I went off the cliff too.
06:44How are you mad? I saved you from that dog.
06:47Okay, fair.
06:49Um, Caleb, you might want to run.
06:52Why?
06:55Aw, you're not so bad.
06:57You're kinda cute, like a sweet, bug-eyed baby.
07:00Bad baby.
07:07Help! Help me!
07:08How is this dog so strong?
07:10I probably want to!
07:16Okay, I'm okay.
07:18I think it's gone.
07:22I could have done something,
07:24but I really wanted to see what that little monster could do.
07:27It's only been 15 minutes,
07:29and the dogs have made short work of Julia, Raj, and Wayne.
07:33I love it when they struggle.
07:35Oh-ho, it looks like I underestimated Booger.
07:39Campers, you've each earned a red X.
07:42Strike one!
07:44Two more to go.
07:46How about another head start?
07:48Last time was not two minutes.
07:50This time it will be, I swear.
07:54Being a jerk with a knack for cruelty myself,
07:58I'm guessing your fingers are crossed?
08:00You know me so well.
08:02Go on, get!
08:09Just gotta make it to the water.
08:13Later, fleabags!
08:16Right, dogs can swim.
08:21Let's hide in this tree, brah!
08:23They can't follow us up there!
08:25Dude, how are you so smart?
08:28Sometimes at school I get so bored I actually listen.
08:35It's too high, bro!
08:40I'll boost you up!
08:43I'll boost you, then you pull me up!
08:49Just a little higher!
08:56Got it!
08:59Raji, come on!
09:03There's no time!
09:05There's a shed! Quick, hide!
09:13You'll never get up here because you are not a giraffe!
09:19I didn't name him Chainsaw for nothing!
09:21This is horrifying!
09:23This is my Christmas!
09:34Hey, Raji, think!
09:36Eating my socks didn't work, but what if...
09:39I take off all of my clothes!
09:47Look at the big brain on Wayne!
09:54Looking good, feeling gorgeous!
10:05Julia, congrats! You're in the lead for last place!
10:09But hold on now!
10:13Guess we've got a tie!
10:16We need to step up our game if this alliance is going to have a shot!
10:20We have an agreement, not an alliance.
10:22Call it whatever you want. Your vote belongs to me.
10:25Oh, and by the by, Priya has yet to be caught,
10:29so looks like she's about to win immunity.
10:32Another head start?
10:36Care to do the honors?
10:38That's very sweet of you.
10:41Sick him!
10:44All clear, Raji! Come on, we can...
10:50The horrors I've seen, bro! That maniac dog!
10:53Tearing my buddy limb from limb!
10:56Plastic guts everywhere!
11:02No pulse! No breathing!
11:05His heart and lungs are gone?
11:08But how am I going to put them back together?
11:12Raji!
11:15Somewhere out in these woods is a boy, pantless and afraid.
11:20Let me handle this big guy!
11:23Put the boy back in the pants!
11:25Boy back in pants!
11:29Not the first time your puppy's pantsed a civilian, huh?
11:31Not even the first time today!
11:35We didn't even get to the cup finals!
11:39That would have been sick!
11:43What? Two Rajis? How?
11:46Bro, I made a fake.
11:49I'm the real one.
11:50Oh, man! That's a relief, bro!
11:53Sweet fake-out!
11:55I know, right?
11:57Oh, right! The dogs!
12:05What is that stench?
12:07Ew, nasty!
12:10These dogs are tracking us by scent,
12:12so to throw them off, you need something that smells really strong.
12:17This is my only shot at winning immunity!
12:22That smell will never come out!
12:28Raj, where are your pants?
12:30This is a family show!
12:33Bloodhunter!
12:36That's two strikes against you, boys!
12:38One more and you are out!
12:40Just because we play hockey doesn't mean we don't know how doggy baseball works!
12:44Then you know what comes next!
12:47Run!
12:48Bum!
12:56It worked!
12:57I smelled worse than this outhouse, but it worked!
13:01And now, I make sure Priya gets fetched.
13:04A bucket filled with bacon grease should help.
13:18Bacon grease?!
13:21Oh, and Priya gets served up like a glazed ham!
13:24She's what's for dinner!
13:28Nice doggy!
13:31No!
13:33Not my first bacon grease rodeo!
13:35That's a strike for Priya!
13:39Aw, he loves you!
13:40No, he loves bacon!
13:42And he's five seconds away from eating her!
13:54Booger may be freakishly strong,
13:56but those little legs?
13:57No way she's out swimming in a canoe!
14:02No!
14:04No!
14:05No!
14:06No!
14:11If I wasn't so terrified, I'd be impressed!
14:18Please tell me you weren't being chased by dogs!
14:21No way!
14:25Chew toy!
14:32A chew toy?!
14:33Where did that even come from?!
14:35Mmm, I love same-day delivery!
14:39Raj, Wayne, you're out!
14:42Aw, man!
14:44Ha! And Caleb's out too!
14:47Good work, Booger!
14:50I've got skills!
14:51Booger just played the better game today.
14:53Oh, and Priya loses another game of fetch!
14:57It all comes down to Julia and Priya!
15:00Don't worry, Caleb!
15:01I got this, alliance mates!
15:05Why can't I sound cool?
15:07You can count on me!
15:11I mean, I'm in the clear either way,
15:13but I wasn't going to say it.
15:16Oh, good, you're still here.
15:18You want to be friends, right?
15:20Just let me hide behind you and scare away a dog, okay?
15:24Great!
15:31Oh, farts!
15:33Ow! Bad dog! Let me go!
15:36And Julia's caught! It's all over!
15:39Wait, what's this?
15:41Here comes Priya!
15:42First one here loses the game.
15:44Priya's gaining fast, but is there enough time for her to catch up?
15:48This is going to be a close one!
15:50Absolutely not!
15:52I have the power of fake nails!
15:57Julia wins!
16:03Thank you!
16:05Now that I have immunity,
16:06I need to get the hockey bros to vote for Priya.
16:08That girl is going to be gonzo.
16:12What are we thinking for this vote?
16:14I like the sound of Priya. Don't you?
16:17I like the sound of Priya. Don't you?
16:19I like the sound of Priya. Don't you?
16:21I like the sound of Priya. Don't you?
16:23I like the sound of Priya. Don't you?
16:25We don't know, Julia.
16:28Yeah, this decision's been hard.
16:30Totally right. Super hard.
16:33But Priya was last season's winner.
16:36Well, see, it was hard, but then we let the moose decide.
16:40Moose? What moose?
16:42Queen is for Priya. Moose is for Caleb.
16:47So yeah, that's how the moose picked Caleb.
16:50Guess there's no arguing with the moose.
16:52See you at campfire.
16:54That didn't go quite as planned, but I can still make this work.
16:59Well, this feels terrible, but are we voting off Wayne or Raj?
17:03Don't know. I'll have to check with Julia.
17:06Right, touch base and wait.
17:08What? You let Julia tell you who to vote for?
17:11No, we just made a deal where, in return for immunity,
17:14she tells me who to vote for from now on and...
17:16Yes, I'm realizing the answer is yes.
17:19Seriously?
17:20What is happening?
17:22I want to trust him, but every time I turn around,
17:24he's made another deal with Julia.
17:27You never should have agreed to that.
17:29Now you're her puppet.
17:31Bye, Caleb. I'm voting for whoever I want.
17:34Maybe Wayne, Raj, or even you.
17:39For the record, I agreed to it because I made Julia promise
17:42we'd never vote off Priya.
17:45One last look before you take your lover out.
17:48Leave me alone, Julia.
17:50Hear me out. Wayne and Raj have consulted their moose.
17:53Their what?
17:54Don't ask. But they're voting for Caleb,
17:57so either you vote with Caleb and I or Caleb's going home.
18:00And I bet you don't want that.
18:03Woo! Quite the day!
18:06You all look dog-tired.
18:08Oh...
18:10I don't think they get the joke.
18:12No, no. We all got it.
18:14Fine. Just go ahead and do your little recap thingy.
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19:00The following campers are safe.
19:02Julia, Priya, and Wayne.
19:06One marshmallow remains.
19:08Will Raj skate through or will Caleb manage to muscle out the competition?
19:12And the final marshmallow goes to...
19:22Caleb!
19:24You saved me?
19:26I couldn't say goodbye to you.
19:28Not yet.
19:29You could have told me it was all coming down to my vote, you big dummy.
19:33I'd rather go home than cause you even one more second of heartache.
19:37Raj, you've been benched.
19:39Dock a shame time, bud.
19:41So, any last words, Raj?
19:44I'd just like to shout out to all my teammates watching from home.
19:48Snow Owls, roll!
19:50Bowie, put your dancing shoes on, because we're going out.
19:53And Wayner.
19:55We won't reach the end together, but we'll always be together.
19:59In the end.
20:04This is all very touching, but time to go.
20:11Hoot, hoot!
20:13What a day!
20:14Friends torn apart, lovers reunited, alliances broken.
20:19For good?
20:20Find out next time on...
20:23Why are you still here?
20:24I don't know!
20:25On...
20:26Total Drama Island!
20:54TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND