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00:00 Welcome back to the 2023 Writer Cup presented by High Noon. Day number one in the books. Team Big
00:05 Cat two and a half points, Team Portnoy a half a point. We are here to draft the teams for day two
00:11 alternate shot. Three points up for grabs, one point each, and we are going to flip a coin
00:17 to determine who will reveal their first pairing. Or who has the option to go first.
00:23 Yeah, yes. Call it. Dave has the option. Dave will call it. Heads. Tails. It's a tail. Big Cat, you have the option.
00:34 Would you like to go first or second? I'm gonna confirm my team and then we'll come back up.
00:37 Okay. Again, to set the stage, three points on the line in day two. If Team Big Cat sweeps three points
00:47 they would have five and a half that would clinch it. Thursday's three point match would not matter.
00:52 If they get two and a half points, five points total would not matter. Team Portnoy has to win
00:59 one of these alternate shot matches outright to force Thursday. I think we force him to go first.
01:05 Yeah. Right? You have that option? Yeah. Yeah, because then you're gonna see right off the bat if he's playing
01:10 someone good and if he's playing someone he's gonna match him up. You can see that you're allowed to do that.
01:15 What? You're gonna have him pick first. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I won the coin flip. So I get the decision.
01:20 Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. That's the best thing. It's like in the NFL. Then we obviously have to put our
01:24 second pairing up first. Right. But then the third pairing is... Knowing the first pairing is everything.
01:29 Yeah. Yeah. All right, Dave, you go first. And Big Cat just heard that Dave is going to reveal his
01:36 first pair first. So Dave, if whenever you're ready, if you'd like to come up here and reveal
01:40 alternate shot day two. Who is team number one? Dave Portnoy and Riggs. Dave Portnoy and Riggs.
01:49 Team Big Cat going to funnel. We got smart block.
01:51 We are doing this draft in the high noon cabana. Plenty of shade. Very hot out, but thank goodness
02:00 for this high noon cabana. Wow. I don't think team Big Cat... Dave, if you want to come back over here.
02:04 What makes you think they're so rattled from that? What went into that decision? It was universal
02:08 wows. Like, wow, what the hell? Oh no, now we gotta think. So I don't know that the rattle, they didn't see it coming.
02:14 I think given the position we're in, maybe we take them down when we know we're gonna get.
02:17 I don't know. Does that make sense? But I mean, one win doesn't matter. Two wins is what we're looking for.
02:22 I think if you go... I think Hank and I are gonna be... These guys are gonna be... We could be Francis and Aaron.
02:27 That's why I think it's better. So I would go...
02:30 Okay. Yeah. That make sense? Yeah. Do you think so? You guys go against these guys. Yeah. Yeah, I like that.
02:36 All right. They were looking fastball. We snapped the curve. All right. So team Portnoy liking
02:43 how this draft is starting off. Now Big Cat will soon reveal who will be going against Dave Portnoy
02:49 and Riggs. Alternate shot. And then PFT and I can grind out against. Yeah. I like that.
02:55 All right. Here comes Big Cat. Who will be leading off against Dave Portnoy and Riggs tomorrow
03:00 in alternate shot? That will be Kirk Minahan and Frankie Borelli. Kirk Minahan and Frankie Borelli.
03:08 Our second pairing is going to be Dan Rapoport and Henry Lockwood.
03:14 Dan Rapoport and Henry Lockwood. Now Dave must pick two of his players and that does leave
03:20 Big Cat and PFT as an alternate shot pairing. So Dave, who will be going? Team two will be
03:27 Francis and my guy over there who didn't follow along. Talking about Jersey Jerry. Okay.
03:35 Francis and Jersey Jerry. Final team that will match up against PFT and Dan will be
03:41 Arian and Trent. Teams are set for day two alternate shot. Team Portnoy needs at least
03:47 one full point to force day three. If the team in red sweeps, it's over. If the team in red gets
03:53 two and a half points, it's over. Both teams seem confident in their choices. Now we'll wait. We'll
03:59 see tomorrow. That's a win. Whoa. I just can't believe that. I wouldn't be able to play. Guaranteed
04:07 two wins? I didn't see it though. You did? You guaranteed two wins? Hey, let's not talk like
04:11 that. That's how they talk. What happened to them? Good luck. Good luck. Yeah, good luck. Nah,
04:15 fuck yeah. You guys basically have to go three and oh. No we don't. Pretty much. Why? Well,
04:19 you have to at least win a full point. Right. You gave us one. Where? PFT. Oh, okay. What's
04:26 going on? No, no, no. I said yesterday. I said we'd lose. Yeah, but you guys guaranteed two,
04:34 one today. And what happened? No, I don't think we guaranteed. I guaranteed one, nothing.
04:37 You said it's even. Roll back the tape. You said it's even. Oh, yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was
04:41 wrong. I was wrong. So we'll see what happens. But this is the biggest. You did the biggest
04:45 mismatch of the whole thing. Me and PFT are going to grind. Yeah, that was crazy that they left that
04:50 pairing to the end. We just need a point. If we didn't stack those two good teams and we're
04:55 giving you guys a chance to get multiple points, we've like guaranteed that we're already going to
04:59 get a point. You can't sweep the board tomorrow. By the way, we just drafted. It's impossible for
05:03 you guys to sweep the board. But same with you. Yeah, but we're already up two and a half to the
05:06 half. But there's so much points on that final day. So many points. So many points. So many
05:14 points. I think we've given ourselves a little bit of a handicap. You said the same thing today.
05:17 I can only say how I feel. I was wrong. I was wrong. You don't see me wrong two days in a row,
05:23 man. Listen, Jerry can shock the world.
05:25 Dave, do you think your full team will show up on the ninth hole? Because I mean, that was pathetic.
05:33 I'm not happy about that. I didn't draft Jerry. Jerry, I got stuck with Jerry. Well, it's true.
05:43 Jerry, I'm sorry you feel disrespected.
05:50 I got a chip on my shoulder. I had this chip my whole life.
05:52 I don't know how getting one win tomorrow works out for you guys.
05:56 Because you're not mathematical. You're just trying to survive. Because if you win,
06:01 for us, we go to overtime. Dave, you're high stepping right now because you think you're
06:04 going to get one win tomorrow. Guaranteed one win. Yeah, and you're spiking the whole strategy.
06:10 Then you're guaranteeing us the ability to lose twice. Aaron, I'm going to make sure you get
06:16 drunk tonight. I'll make sure you're so hungover tomorrow. Will you? Yeah. We'll see. You guys
06:25 aren't disrespected. Well, you guys. You could not disrespect us more. Yeah, Dave, Dave, Dave,
06:30 you remember that seven iron from 185 I hit on the pin? You hit once in a while. Good shot. Yeah,
06:35 but you have two inconsistent guys versus like two pretty consistent guys. Well, we'll see.
06:40 Listen, I said I had no shot today. I'm not disrespecting. I'm calling how I see.
06:44 Good morning from mid pines here in North Carolina. We are at the driving range ahead
06:56 of day two, and you can see the players are getting loose right behind me. Here is where
07:01 things stand right now. Team Big Cat two and a half team Portnoy one half three points on the
07:08 line today. One point in each of the three matches via alternate shot. The biggest rule for alternate
07:14 shot. One player will tee off on all odd holes. One player will tee off on all even holes. If
07:20 Team Big Cat can secure two and a half points today, it would be over two and a half or three.
07:26 There would be no need for a day three three V three scramble. If Hank just like hits like a
07:31 shank into a tree on a park, you're going to lose the ball. I'm thinking I might go. I'm thinking
07:36 I might go to 468. There's France. They're probably out playing on the road. I really don't know.
07:42 I don't know.
07:42 See if Francis, you know, Francis is the X factor. He played bad yesterday. He plays good today.
07:51 They might have a chance. Him and Jerry are just liable for the wheels to fall off.
07:56 Darn it. Jerry, not a day to remember for you and your team opening day. How do you wipe that away
08:06 and move forward? Listen, it's a long couple of days. You know, today's a new day.
08:10 You know, we wake up, you forget about what happened, black out the noise and just go
08:14 compete and go win today. Today, I'm not here to have fun. Today, I'm here to win.
08:17 You know, it's very simple. You know, somebody said this to me a long time ago, Jake,
08:20 winners win and losers lose. We're here to win.
08:24 Get your team down by two points right now. What was the message to your team in the locker room
08:30 trying to chip away here in day two? We got to get a point and a half, right? And that really
08:34 doesn't matter what happened the first two days. I feel very confident that we have one point in
08:38 the bag, Trent and Arian. So then it's up to me and Riggs or the middle group,
08:43 Francis and Jerry, who I haven't seen that today. Oh, there's... that's good. If either one of us
08:50 can get half a point, that'd be huge. That's what we're after today. Yesterday was disappointing,
08:54 terrible team chemistry, terrible, terrible team effort. And as the captain, that's on me.
08:58 All right, well, good luck. We'll see you on the first day. Okay, thank you.
09:03 Uh-oh, until your second shot is on the fucking...
09:06 It takes me.
09:06 ...Heinherz pathway.
09:07 Don't you worry about Jerry, okay? He's been through a lot. You think this matters
09:13 compared to having a fucking heroin in your life?
09:17 It's a great outlook.
09:19 This is nothing.
09:20 This is...
09:21 What's next to the dumpster, right?
09:22 Say nothing.
09:24 I have nothing to say to that. That's an incredible...
09:28 Yeah.
09:28 Do you have any idea what we've been through?
09:31 No, Francis.
09:34 Francis owned the dumpster.
09:35 You know what it's like for my father...
09:40 To have to clean it up.
09:41 ...to have to have his crews come in and shake people like Jerry awake
09:45 so they can open the country club? I mean, it's like, what are we doing?
09:49 Oh, good day. We got the walkies. We're all locked in on how we're doing as a team today.
10:03 Update after every hole, maybe?
10:04 Yeah, you sweating it out. What are you doing?
10:06 I like to run hot.
10:07 Don't put the volume too loud though.
10:08 Where's Aaron?
10:09 He's right here.
10:10 And then where are Francis?
10:14 All right. All right. Let's go.
10:15 We're all here.
10:16 We're all here. We're ready to go. Walkies, hockey, locked in.
10:18 My head is on fire.
10:19 No, it's all right.
10:20 It's just on fire.
10:21 What do you mean? Headache?
10:22 No, from the sun yesterday.
10:23 It's bad. Is it red or not?
10:27 Why are you wearing a hat with a hole in it?
10:32 Please welcome to the tee, representing team Portnoy and partnered with
10:36 Francis Ellis from the Pride of New Jersey, Jersey, Jerry.
10:39 That's it. Hang. Hang.
10:43 That's fine, Jer.
10:47 That's good.
10:48 That's fine.
10:48 We're in the fairway over there.
10:49 Good ball there. Good ball, Jer.
10:51 We're in that open spot right there.
10:53 That's fine. That's fine.
10:54 Please welcome to the tee, representing team Big Cat and playing with Dan Rapoport
11:01 from Cituit, Massachusetts, Henry Lockwood.
11:04 Let's go, Hank.
11:05 Way to go, Hank.
11:05 Nice, Hank.
11:10 Cut.
11:10 Wow, Hank.
11:11 Cut a little.
11:12 That's a good hit there.
11:13 No, I didn't cut the...
11:17 Oh, I think we're in the fairway.
11:19 I think it's all right.
11:20 Oh, actually, I think I see it, dude.
11:21 Yeah, I think it's on the very edge.
11:23 It's a really good swing.
11:24 You're aimed on the left side.
11:25 I don't know if you're playing for a cut, but you're hitting that really straight.
11:29 The tempo is really good.
11:29 It felt good, yeah.
11:30 There we are. That's us right there.
11:32 Perfect.
11:33 It's money.
11:34 That's not bad.
11:35 Not bad at all.
11:36 Where are they?
11:37 That's in a bad spot.
11:39 I shot from there yesterday.
11:40 It's not a good spot.
11:41 I think they're like...
11:42 I mean, that ball's in a hole.
11:43 Look at that.
11:44 Oh, yeah, that's fucked.
11:45 Did that just happen?
11:46 Did someone step on it?
11:47 I don't think so.
11:49 Did that just happen?
11:50 Oh, no.
11:52 Oh, no.
11:56 I mean, it was very tough.
12:00 All right, you're good, Jer.
12:01 Fuck.
12:02 Just gonna have to punch that one back out.
12:03 It's okay.
12:03 I couldn't get my club back because of the tree.
12:06 We're in the fairway over there.
12:07 Come over.
12:08 You can get that to the green.
12:12 You have an open book.
12:13 Yeah.
12:14 We're okay.
12:14 I was like, "It's a bunch of..."
12:15 So we drove up and we said, "That's a great lie."
12:18 And I don't want to...
12:20 Someone drove over.
12:21 Well, look, come here.
12:22 Look, there's tire marks and now the ball's...
12:23 Dude, I believe you.
12:24 Just pick it up.
12:24 Okay.
12:25 Pick it up.
12:25 We won't give a shit.
12:26 That's the creed of the amateur.
12:27 We are gonna be nice.
12:29 That's the creed of the amateur.
12:30 Do we fucking agree?
12:31 That's the creed of the amateur.
12:32 Good stuff, boys.
12:33 Appreciate it.
12:33 Yeah, of course.
12:34 I mean, yeah.
12:35 The ball did not land there.
12:36 That's fine.
12:36 I also completely agree with you.
12:38 Yeah, it got rolled in.
12:39 Get up.
12:42 Oh, that's gonna be beautiful.
12:43 Go.
12:43 Oh, it was short.
12:45 All right, that's fine.
12:47 Good spot.
12:48 You can put that.
12:49 Yeah.
12:49 Yeah.
12:49 Right of it.
12:51 Right?
12:52 Yeah.
12:52 Let it trickle down.
12:52 Right of the pin.
12:53 You gotta be right of the pin.
12:56 Ah, unlucky.
12:57 Real quick.
12:59 That's all right.
12:59 We're still in it.
13:01 You never fucking know.
13:02 All good.
13:03 Listen, it's one hole.
13:04 We gotta just stay in.
13:06 We can put this one close.
13:08 Come on, Francis.
13:09 Get it over there.
13:09 And, you know, be in a good spot here.
13:12 Oh, it's impossible.
13:17 All right, Jarrett.
13:21 Your turn.
13:23 They're not up yet?
13:24 I mean, I think it's still us.
13:27 The grass is so far in his head.
13:28 It's a shame.
13:30 It really is.
13:30 He's got the most negative self-talk.
13:33 He's standing over the wall saying, "I can't hit this."
13:35 Yeah, I mean, they're gonna-- if they go down early, they're gonna be--
13:39 We're getting there.
13:45 I'm having a bad hole.
13:46 [LAUGHTER]
13:48 I'm having a bad hole.
13:48 Nice.
13:50 Nice.
13:50 Nice.
13:51 Nice.
13:51 Bad hole.
13:51 Nice, Hank.
13:54 Just what we talked about.
13:55 Really, really nice.
13:56 How about that contact, too?
13:58 All right.
13:58 We're gonna lose the first hole, Francis, but that's all right.
14:00 All good.
14:00 All good.
14:01 Check.
14:06 Check.
14:07 A shot.
14:08 They got a three-putt.
14:10 I'm not really thinking about making it just because we've got, like, three putts to win
14:15 or four putts to win, so I'm just-- I think it might break a little bit right, but I'm
14:18 gonna hit it kind of at the base of the flag shadow, maybe a little inside that, and really
14:23 just kind of cozy it up there.
14:25 Break.
14:29 Break.
14:30 Nice putt.
14:31 Great putt.
14:31 OK.
14:32 You guys are good.
14:33 Thank you.
14:33 That's out of the way.
14:36 It's just one hole, pal.
14:36 It's it.
14:37 One hole.
14:37 First hole.
14:38 A beauty of match play.
14:38 We always suck on the first hole.
14:40 We're down one, not four strokes.
14:42 Me and Francis lost the first hole.
14:47 We're down one.
14:48 Copy.
14:53 A lot of golf.
14:54 Copy.
14:56 A lot of golf.
14:57 I love that.
14:58 Francis, you put it within 10 feet.
15:09 I'm sticking the putt.
15:10 I promise.
15:10 I hear you.
15:11 I promise that.
15:12 Oh, Danny boy.
15:15 Right.
15:16 Oh, Danny boy.
15:18 Danny boy.
15:21 Yes, sir.
15:23 Let's go.
15:24 Early enough.
15:25 Early enough.
15:27 Good shot, Francis.
15:30 Come back.
15:30 It's trying, yeah.
15:31 Low short, but it's OK, Francis.
15:33 Good shot.
15:34 Oh.
15:35 Stay there.
15:36 Good shot, Francis.
15:38 Yeah, you're putting.
15:38 Little putt from there.
15:40 Good shot, Francis.
15:41 Nervy.
15:41 Good shot.
15:42 Nervy.
15:42 It's OK.
15:43 We're there.
15:43 Listen, they got to sink their putt.
15:45 We're sinking it.
15:46 You don't got to worry about that.
15:47 Dude, I'm telling you, Hank is not going to make this putt.
15:50 Like, you can put this close.
15:53 And you'll finish it off.
15:53 And we will have the hole.
15:55 And those are the kinds of holes where we are like--
15:57 Tie.
15:58 We're just going to wear them down.
16:01 Like, we're going to hang around and hang around.
16:03 You just got to find a way to get this up here.
16:06 You know?
16:07 Yeah.
16:08 You got it.
16:09 Too little.
16:13 Needs a lot more.
16:13 All good.
16:16 Good try.
16:16 Well, let's try to make this one.
16:18 Dude, don't worry about it.
16:20 Come back.
16:27 Sit down.
16:28 Wow.
16:30 All right, Jer.
16:31 You can make that.
16:33 I kind of like it rolling like through here.
16:35 Tap it.
16:38 I mean, it's not quite a tap.
16:41 But it's just-- you got this.
16:43 Hang on.
16:43 Ooh, that's got some meat.
16:44 There's some meat on that.
16:46 All right, good effort.
16:46 And break.
16:47 Now it's us.
16:48 If you can make this--
16:49 They have to make it.
16:50 --puts pressure on them.
16:51 No reason to leave this short.
16:52 So it is down.
16:53 Mm.
16:57 Pushed it.
16:57 No?
16:57 Yeah.
16:58 You guys are good.
16:59 Good call.
16:59 Thank you.
16:59 We're down 2-0.
17:03 We're down 2-0.
17:03 No.
17:18 Hit something hard.
17:21 Hit something hard.
17:22 Fuck.
17:25 All right, we'll probably hit a provisional, I'm thinking.
17:26 Yeah.
17:26 Ugh, sorry.
17:27 No, you're all right.
17:28 You're all right.
17:29 That happens.
17:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:33 Come on.
17:33 Jerry.
17:34 Really nice.
17:35 All right, provisional.
17:36 Nice ball.
17:40 It's a great ball.
17:41 Hopefully we don't need it.
17:42 I think we're going to find it.
17:44 I think it's just like--
17:45 All right.
17:46 --Kindstraw.
17:46 Where am I?
17:48 You're right there.
17:50 Bear with me.
17:50 Nice.
17:51 Not a fucking boy.
17:52 I'm going to step up.
17:53 Top up.
17:54 I think it's right there.
17:55 You think that's it?
17:56 It'd be dope if it is.
17:59 Yep.
18:00 Wow.
18:00 What a find.
18:01 Wow.
18:02 Operation keeping in play.
18:06 Jesus Christ.
18:06 I thought that--
18:07 I thought that was way in the trees.
18:08 I thought it was going in on the fly.
18:10 Yeah.
18:10 No, that's-- every one I've hit, I thought I hit like way down there,
18:13 and you pull up, and it's like pretty short.
18:14 Yeah.
18:15 Fly's not ideal, but I feel very fortunate that we found it.
18:17 So beggars can't be choosers.
18:19 The issue here is this tree.
18:24 No, it's a little stub.
18:25 Oh, shit.
18:25 OK.
18:26 Appreciate it.
18:26 Get up.
18:31 Go.
18:31 Good out.
18:32 All right.
18:32 Good out.
18:33 Good out.
18:33 Great out.
18:34 That's all we could do.
18:35 There we go.
18:35 Back in business.
18:36 We're there in one.
18:37 They're there in two.
18:38 Exactly.
18:38 But Hank's hitting, and I'm hitting.
18:40 Come on, Francis.
18:42 This is your time, brother.
18:42 Let's do it.
18:43 Let's do it.
18:43 You know it's your time, bro.
18:44 Yeah.
18:45 They know it.
18:45 Oh, I pulled it.
18:50 Get down.
18:52 Sorry, Jerry.
18:54 It's OK.
18:55 Golly.
18:56 It's OK.
18:56 It's OK.
18:57 It's OK.
18:57 Another hole.
18:58 We got another hole, buddy.
18:59 Come on.
19:00 It's fine.
19:01 Don't sweat it.
19:02 Hank could chunk this.
19:03 Anything could happen, dude.
19:04 Hang on.
19:06 A little left.
19:06 No, it's falling right.
19:08 Oh.
19:09 Goal shot.
19:10 Let's go.
19:11 Might be a bit long, but that thing was sick.
19:13 Oh.
19:14 I never hit it right.
19:14 That was the draw cut.
19:15 That thing turned left and then started falling right.
19:18 I think the wind helped it.
19:20 All right.
19:21 That's big time.
19:21 Jer, go out to the right.
19:24 You think so?
19:24 Tons of-- don't go at the pin.
19:26 Don't go at the pin.
19:27 No.
19:28 There's so much green out to the right.
19:29 Ah, bite.
19:33 Ah.
19:34 Jerry!
19:36 Let's fucking go.
19:38 Atta boy.
19:41 Great shot, Jerry.
19:45 Thank you.
19:46 All right, we got to make something happen here.
19:47 Over in three.
19:49 So we need a two-putt.
19:51 Just need a two-putt.
19:52 Come on, Frank.
19:53 All right.
19:54 Great shot, Dan.
20:02 Thank you.
20:03 Thank you.
20:03 Cheers.
20:04 There's confidence, Francis.
20:05 That's it.
20:06 It's good pace.
20:10 It's good pace.
20:12 That's what we do!
20:14 Let's fucking go.
20:15 Let's fucking go.
20:17 That's good.
20:17 We're fighting.
20:18 I thought that went on set.
20:19 We're fighting.
20:20 Knowing this situation.
20:21 This is where it all went south yesterday.
20:23 You marked it?
20:24 He gave it to us.
20:24 Yeah, it's good.
20:25 Okay.
20:25 It was two aces.
20:26 So they're going to make this a win.
20:28 They got to make it to half.
20:29 Oh, to half.
20:30 The first thing is short is no good.
20:33 Yeah.
20:33 We got to make it.
20:34 Francis was turning left pretty good.
20:36 You're coming from a little bit of a different angle.
20:38 I kind of like it just inside the hole on the right side.
20:42 Yeah, I like it.
20:43 I like it right edge up the hill, kind of just inside right.
20:45 Get that.
20:46 Get the ball.
20:47 Boy, that was a money putt.
20:48 Great bunker shot.
20:49 We can fucking do this.
20:51 [Music]
20:54 Back.
20:54 Let's fucking go.
20:55 Let's fucking go.
20:56 All right, get up here.
20:57 Come on.
20:58 It's a major confidence builder.
21:01 The point is Dan is Dan.
21:03 Hank's been playing great, but we just need to hang as close as we possibly can.
21:08 If we can hang around, maybe some errand shots.
21:13 Who the fuck knows?
21:14 Alternate shot.
21:14 Anybody's game.
21:16 So.
21:16 All right, well, good luck.
21:17 We'll see you on the floor.
21:18 Thanks.
21:18 [Music]
21:27 I'll go with an iron off the tee and set my boy up for a nice little, nice little comfort.
21:30 Yeah, you had a nice iron.
21:32 You did this yesterday.
21:33 I hit four iron yesterday.
21:33 You did.
21:34 And you were up there.
21:36 Yeah, no, I was just like 70 yards in.
21:37 Yeah.
21:38 The course is not long, so it's really just about keeping it in play.
21:40 Nice ball.
21:44 Sit.
21:45 Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble.
21:46 Stay up.
21:48 That's fine.
21:48 Stay up.
21:49 Yes.
21:50 Sorry, we got a good angle.
21:52 Wow.
21:52 Jerry, are you hot?
21:54 Huh?
21:54 Are you hot?
21:55 Yeah.
21:55 Yeah.
21:59 You can take it off.
22:01 What do you got under it?
22:02 Jerry, did you shave your chest?
22:07 Yeah.
22:08 Franny boy.
22:12 [Music]
22:18 That's good.
22:18 That's fine.
22:19 That's fine.
22:19 I'll take it.
22:20 I'll take it.
22:20 I'll take it.
22:20 I'll take it.
22:21 You didn't hit it very good.
22:22 I'll take it.
22:22 No worries.
22:23 I thought it was going to stay left a little bit, but that's fine.
22:25 Hand on that.
22:25 Hand on that.
22:26 That's fine, Francis.
22:27 Francis, that is a good drive.
22:29 Yeah, we're good.
22:30 We're good.
22:30 That is a good drive.
22:31 I didn't hit it very far.
22:32 That's fine.
22:33 It's okay.
22:34 It's fine.
22:34 You did what you had to do, dude.
22:37 Yeah.
22:38 Give us a lie.
22:39 Oh, dear.
22:40 It's not so bad.
22:42 I don't want to go back.
22:43 I think it's not so bad at all.
22:44 I think you're fine.
22:47 I don't think this is going to impact you at all.
22:49 Oh, he picked it.
22:55 Oh, really good, Hank.
22:56 He picked it.
22:57 So good.
22:57 Oh, what is that bounce?
22:59 Dude, you're not going to do any better than that.
23:00 That's a great shot.
23:01 It's a great shot.
23:01 Bro, you actually just picked that so nicely.
23:03 We're just looking for a little bit of a bounce.
23:06 Yeah.
23:06 Yeah.
23:07 Yeah.
23:07 Yeah.
23:08 Yeah.
23:08 We're just looking for a half here, but it's up to you, man.
23:10 I know.
23:11 I think he's hitting 56.
23:13 Again, just be left.
23:15 Oh, baby.
23:18 Sit.
23:19 Sit.
23:20 All right.
23:21 I think that's okay.
23:21 Oh, God.
23:22 Bounces that.
23:22 I think we're okay there.
23:24 I'd like to check with the ghost.
23:25 How the hell did that say Sword of the Bunker?
23:26 Is that a bunker?
23:27 No, it's on grass.
23:29 Oh.
23:29 Super uphill.
23:30 Yeah, it's going to be slow.
23:32 It's also going to bounce a little bit through the rough.
23:35 Let's roll.
23:40 Do it.
23:41 Do it.
23:41 Great shot.
23:42 What are you thinking?
23:44 What does it look like?
23:45 I know.
23:45 What are you looking?
23:46 It's going to be a little tiny bit left right, but it's up and then it's down.
23:50 I just want to make sure we get it through this.
23:52 It's going to be a lot of grass.
23:56 Come on.
23:56 Sit down.
24:01 Sit down.
24:01 Sit down.
24:02 Not bad.
24:05 All right, you can make that.
24:06 Not bad.
24:07 Ah, good try.
24:12 That's good.
24:13 That's good.
24:13 Hank, just be an athlete.
24:14 Hank, just be an athlete.
24:15 Yes, sir.
24:19 Good catch, Cole.
24:20 Good catch.
24:20 Good catch.
24:22 Oh, man.
24:23 Well done.
24:23 Well done.
24:24 That was a little Odell Beckham.
24:25 He tried to miss.
24:28 Oh, my God.
24:29 I can't fucking putt.
24:30 They all count the same.
24:31 Oh, my God.
24:32 How huge was it to make that one?
24:34 Yeah, I mean, that's the beauty of playing with a guy like Dan.
24:36 He puts it close enough where even if I want to try and miss, he puts it so close that I
24:40 pretty much can't because that was a terrible putt and it just snuck in.
24:44 All right, well, two up through four.
24:45 Good luck the rest of the way.
24:46 Thank you, Jake.
24:46 Nice.
24:58 Let's go.
24:59 That is so perfect.
25:00 A little drop kicky.
25:01 That's going to have overspin and go a mile.
25:03 Good drive.
25:04 All right, Jarrett.
25:05 All good here.
25:05 Let's fucking go.
25:06 This driver really fucking--
25:07 He cares what it looks like.
25:08 Yeah, he makes--
25:09 It's a twist face technology.
25:10 Shots your difference.
25:11 Sorry.
25:14 Four right.
25:15 No, it's gone.
25:16 Four on one.
25:17 Sorry.
25:20 All good.
25:21 Provisional.
25:21 That's a little right.
25:28 We'll find it, though.
25:31 You look good.
25:32 Okay.
25:33 Not dead.
25:34 Fine.
25:35 No, yours kicked forward and left.
25:36 Oh, good.
25:37 Huh?
25:38 Provisional.
25:38 We're hoping to find Jerry's.
25:40 You think we're hoping to find ours?
25:41 I think we're finding--
25:41 Yeah, definitely.
25:42 Really?
25:43 100%, dude.
25:44 Yes, this is a par five.
25:46 You know, there's a lot of ways to make par.
25:48 Yeah, I mean, that's it.
25:54 We got it.
25:54 We got it.
25:56 What do you think?
25:58 Lay up?
25:59 I don't know that we have the--
26:01 I don't know that we can.
26:02 What do you mean?
26:04 I mean, like, they're up there.
26:06 Raph's hitting.
26:08 I think we need to try to go through the trees.
26:11 Okay.
26:12 That's on you.
26:12 With a punch.
26:13 That's on you.
26:13 Whatever you think.
26:15 You know, it's a high risk.
26:17 Of course, yeah.
26:18 Like, I don't know that going out there does us anything.
26:21 Yeah.
26:21 You know, like--
26:22 I get it.
26:23 Go ahead.
26:23 At that point with Raph hitting--
26:24 Yep.
26:28 Oh my god.
26:29 Oh my god, it hit that fucking thing, dude.
26:31 Fuck, Francis, that was so close.
26:34 Close.
26:34 All right, your turn.
26:36 Oh my god, Francis, it hit that one--
26:39 Yeah.
26:40 It hit that one fucking bitch, bro.
26:42 You got it.
26:43 Money, dude.
26:46 Good shot.
26:47 Fucking money.
26:48 That was the tee shot?
26:48 Ball.
26:48 That's three.
26:50 I hit the trees.
26:52 Okay.
26:52 Oh my god, that looks--
26:56 Hang, hang, no.
26:57 It's hanging a little bit, Francis.
26:59 It is hanging.
26:59 The green?
27:00 Like, close.
27:01 We got a little chip up from there.
27:02 Yeah, it's in the fairway.
27:02 Great shot.
27:04 Great shot, Francis.
27:05 Danny boy.
27:08 That's right.
27:09 Oh my god, be good.
27:11 Good job.
27:11 He's backing up.
27:12 Nice shot.
27:13 Great fucking shot.
27:15 Way to be a golfer.
27:16 Let's get an eagle.
27:17 You're the man.
27:17 That was pipe.
27:20 Did you get the twirl?
27:21 I twirled pretty hard.
27:21 All right, no.
27:23 I'm not going to think about the eagle.
27:24 I'm going to think about two.
27:25 Let's get a two.
27:26 That's what's-- let's get a two putt.
27:27 He's all about speed.
27:28 Yeah, let's get a two putt.
27:29 If it wasn't for rapid-forward we'd--
27:31 You know, that's an insane shot he hit.
27:33 Nobody else here can hit that.
27:35 Nobody else can hit a four iron.
27:36 230 yards.
27:38 It just is what it is.
27:41 Fucking shit.
27:41 Nice shot, Jer.
27:46 Very good, dude.
27:46 Really good.
27:47 Atta boy, Jerry.
27:49 You gave us a look.
27:50 Nice shot, pal.
27:52 Yeah.
27:52 All right, slow up the hill.
27:55 And it's going to-- it's going to break a lot as it loses speed.
27:58 Keep going.
28:02 Putt.
28:02 That's great.
28:03 Keep going.
28:04 What's wrong with that?
28:04 Not bad.
28:06 Putt.
28:06 Three putt for the win.
28:07 Didn't even get it to the fucking hole.
28:15 Uh, you can leave it in.
28:19 You're good.
28:22 You guys are good.
28:23 Yeah.
28:23 All righty.
28:25 Let's go.
28:25 Time we win.
28:27 What are we, three up?
28:29 Yeah.
28:29 All right.
28:30 They're about to five.
28:31 No, we got to win this hole.
28:34 Could be a four up with three to play.
28:35 Yep.
28:36 Bad math.
28:38 Math.
28:38 You can't do math.
28:38 Math is hard.
28:39 You're an athlete.
28:53 Come on back.
28:55 Of course it's going to come back.
28:56 Why wouldn't it?
28:57 Nice ball.
28:57 Nice flight.
28:58 It's just unfair.
29:00 Oh no, Jerry.
29:02 It's just unfair.
29:03 It's just--
29:04 Come on, Jerry.
29:05 You're making me into the villain.
29:06 Guys hitting out of bound shots and saying it's unfair.
29:08 That's as good as I can hit a golf ball.
29:09 Good shot, Francis.
29:11 Out of blipe.
29:12 Very good.
29:13 Let's win this hole, Francis.
29:15 Come on.
29:15 Hey, you got to keep your head up.
29:18 It's going to matter.
29:20 And if it-- once-- if it doesn't, then we will-- we will just say,
29:23 OK, we did our best.
29:24 Exactly.
29:24 But why not fight till the end, my friend?
29:26 All right, we're going to fight.
29:26 Fight till the end.
29:28 You just don't know.
29:29 Where are you at?
29:30 We're dead center of the fairway.
29:31 I hit a great drive.
29:32 Awesome.
29:32 Good shit.
29:34 This is right in your fucking wheelhouse.
29:38 Stay through it.
29:40 You got it.
29:40 Stay up.
29:45 OK, that's fine.
29:49 That's fine.
29:50 Fairway.
29:51 We're hitting a--
29:52 We're hitting a--
29:53 You just got to keep your head up, pal.
29:55 Yep.
29:56 Ah, pulled it long.
29:59 Four.
30:00 Four.
30:01 Four.
30:01 Oh, fuck.
30:04 Come on, Francis.
30:07 Here we go.
30:09 Fuck.
30:09 You better hope so.
30:10 Yeah, me and Francis are still fighting here.
30:12 We're not going to give up.
30:12 Oh, Francis.
30:16 Four.
30:17 T-box.
30:19 Scold it.
30:20 I see it, though.
30:21 Sorry, Jerry.
30:22 No, you're fine.
30:22 There was a lot going on there.
30:23 Yeah, that was a little weird.
30:25 That came out very--
30:26 That was awkward.
30:27 Why was it so hard?
30:28 Because I didn't get under it.
30:30 I just scolded it.
30:31 Gotcha.
30:31 Perfect.
30:34 He's just so good, dude.
30:35 It's just--
30:36 It's just so unfair, bro.
30:39 Kind of a weird bounce, but great bounce.
30:40 Just so unfair.
30:41 It's like--
30:42 Yeah.
30:43 They're there in three.
30:44 I mean, there's nothing you can do.
30:46 Like, even if I had put mine on, at best,
30:48 at best, we're having the whole--
30:51 Oh, is it on the stair?
30:52 We get relief from that.
30:54 Rap, we're on the stair.
30:57 Yeah, you can move it.
30:58 I don't think you have to play it off the stair.
31:02 You move it, and I don't think you move it any closer.
31:04 I'll move it back, but--
31:05 We'll put it on the--
31:06 We can put it on the T-box.
31:07 Short.
31:09 That's all right.
31:10 All good.
31:12 No worries, pal.
31:13 We did our best.
31:14 No sweat.
31:16 It's just very hard to beat them.
31:18 You can't beat them.
31:20 We would have needed--
31:20 We would have needed Hank to fuck up every single shot.
31:24 Oh, here come the excuses.
31:26 I'm saying what we would have needed to beat you guys.
31:30 Or you guys could have played well.
31:32 No, we couldn't have.
31:34 Dan is too good.
31:38 I'm saying this out of respect, by the way, not as an excuse.
31:42 So if they two-putt, they win the hole?
31:45 Yeah.
31:48 Yeah, that's right.
31:49 Well, unless you guys--
31:49 You're putting for what?
31:51 Six.
31:51 Let me count.
31:52 Is that right?
31:54 Two, three, four, five.
31:57 Yeah.
31:58 Give it a run there, Jer.
32:00 This is going to be a little left-right.
32:03 Not much.
32:04 Just outside the hole.
32:06 Uphill, get it there.
32:07 Smoked it.
32:10 That's OK.
32:10 Nice.
32:14 Nice, Hank.
32:14 Do it.
32:15 Do it.
32:15 Good putt.
32:16 Great putt.
32:17 We're going to need to see that.
32:18 Just kidding.
32:20 You guys are good.
32:20 Good match.
32:21 Thank you.
32:21 Nope.
32:25 Good match.
32:27 Good playing, guys.
32:29 Good match.
32:30 Good playing.
32:31 Yeah, you too.
32:31 That was fun.
32:32 Hey, two and up.
32:33 That's what we do for the team.
32:34 Let's go root on our boys.
32:35 Yep.
32:35 Let's go root on our boys.
32:36 Yeah, they need us.
32:37 Jer, it's all good, man.
32:45 They played immaculately.
32:49 No sweat, pal.
32:51 Don't beat yourself up, dude.
32:52 What are we going to do?
32:55 Dan Rapport is as good as advertised.
32:59 Welcome back to day two of the 2023 Ryder Cup presented by High Noon.
33:08 Easy money.
33:11 Easy money.
33:12 These guys are in a house of horrors back here.
33:16 Oh!
33:19 Hey, y'all just want to go to the next home?
33:20 Fuck.
33:23 You can hit it like this.
33:24 And Trent just grinding.
33:28 I'm not nervous at all.
33:29 It's because you suck.
33:31 Just be yourself, PFT.
33:32 Look at the ball.
33:34 You struck that perfectly.
33:37 He fucking crushed it.
33:39 It's all right.
33:40 This guy's hitting driver off the deck here.
33:42 Oh, yeah.
33:43 Oh, yeah, big cat.
33:45 Let's go.
33:46 Driver out of the bunker.
33:47 That's what I'm talking about.
33:49 Motherfucker.
33:50 No one believed in us.
33:51 No one believed in us.
33:52 Oh, dog.
33:55 Is that us?
33:56 Let's shock the world.
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