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00:00:00Los Angeles, California, y'all ready for this bitch?
00:00:14Y'all give it up for Mr. Cat Williams!
00:00:18As far as retirements go, this one has clearly hit rock bottom.
00:00:34But now, what a wonderful place to be.
00:00:39And look at all of the beautiful people.
00:00:43Question is, who in their right mind could come from three years living under one?
00:00:48I can then come back into this.
00:00:53Why, you need more than your hair done up in the mayor of Whoville style and a cape.
00:01:01Luckily for me, I always have a secret weapon.
00:01:05Woo!
00:01:09Woo!
00:01:11Woo!
00:01:14Woo!
00:01:18Woo!
00:01:21Ladies and gentlemen of Los Angeles, welcome to 2012, goddammit, look around, shit, ladies
00:01:49Ladies and gentlemen, 2012 is upon us, and bitch niggas ain't happy about it, I gotta tell you why, first of all, how many people is happy that Barack Obama is the president of these United States of America, now understand how that could be a divisive issue, but America ain't about division, goddammit, it's about unity, and never have white people and black people
00:02:19been so united and disgusted at the same goddamned time as we are right now. White people, let me say this in front of niggas.
00:02:30We have had a black president for quite some time right now, and we have not had an opportunity as niggas to thank you white people for the fact that you have let our commander in chief, a niggas, run this goddamned country.
00:02:46We appreciate that, you didn't kill him, you let the niggas show up to work, we thank you very much, white people.
00:02:54Understand that, from niggas. Now, what you need to understand, white people, is we have been confused ever since the niggas got elected.
00:03:08We don't know what the fuck is going on, we working on faith, white people. Understand, when a niggas take the office, as niggas, we have a meeting.
00:03:19We decided we were going to support him. Now, as a niggas, it is hard for us to not talk shit about what a motherfucker's doing on his goddamn job.
00:03:42That's kind of our shit, is to talk shit about what the fuck you should be doing.
00:03:47Now, niggas somehow swallowed all that.
00:03:52And niggas supported Obama every step of the goddamn way.
00:03:56And in the beginning, we were talking with bass in our voice, and using gestures, and stomping our feet and shit.
00:04:03Look, how long did it take you motherfuckers to run this country in the goddamn ground?
00:04:08Now, you want this niggas to do magic? That was us, eight months after the election. That was us.
00:04:15Four months after that, we had lost all the bass in our voice.
00:04:19We just, look, we don't know what this niggas doing, but he's trying, okay?
00:04:23You got to give this niggas a chance. We don't know what the fuck he working with right now.
00:04:27White people, let me just tell you, on behalf of niggas, nobody watches a presidential speech harder than niggas.
00:04:39We be waiting on this niggas to say anything that had something to do with us.
00:04:45White people, I've been so proud of y'all.
00:04:59Y'all have become niggas in this recession the way I knew you could.
00:05:04Oh, look at white people. What do you mean became niggas?
00:05:07Oh, yes.
00:05:08Oh, we all niggas now.
00:05:10You didn't know that?
00:05:11You didn't hear about the 99%?
00:05:13That's niggas.
00:05:23Not going to be about race no more in 2012.
00:05:28It's bigger than that.
00:05:30Ain't about white and black.
00:05:32No, no, ain't about that.
00:05:34It's about you versus them.
00:05:37Them versus us.
00:05:40We versus them.
00:05:43And fuck they motherfucking asses before we begin.
00:05:47Now, understand this.
00:05:50White people, you cannot confuse the facts.
00:05:53You only voted for this niggas because he was kind of a niggas.
00:05:59He wasn't no full-fledged niggas.
00:06:04You wasn't going to put no whole niggas in the goddamn White House.
00:06:08And now you want to blame this niggas for not doing niggas-ly shit.
00:06:15He never gets angry.
00:06:17He never raises his voice.
00:06:19He's just not strong enough.
00:06:21He won't.
00:06:24You want him to be a niggas?
00:06:26I don't think you want him to be a niggas.
00:06:28I don't think you're ready to see Michelle Obama come to the news conference in flip-flops.
00:06:33I don't think you're ready to...
00:06:35White people, you have to understand, we all in this together.
00:06:51As black people, we didn't know what the fuck was going to happen.
00:06:55All we knew was it was time for some shit to happen.
00:06:59That's all we knew.
00:07:00You have to forgive us in the fact that we voted for a niggas to be a superhero
00:07:05and forgot to ask the niggas, could he fly?
00:07:08White people, you need to understand how ready niggas was the day after the election.
00:07:21You'll never understand.
00:07:23We was ready for anything.
00:07:25That niggas could have said anything.
00:07:28We was at the house in double Dutch mode.
00:07:30That niggas could have said anything.
00:07:41Barack Obama could have came out the next day after the election and said,
00:07:45I want all niggas to go outside and clean up trash.
00:07:50And it would have been gangbangers all over Inglewood.
00:07:58I don't think you want to drop that right there today.
00:08:00My nigga, you understand what I'm saying?
00:08:09We don't know what the fuck going on.
00:08:11We just waiting on Obama to give us our word.
00:08:15We'd have been waiting so long, that nigga could give us anything right now.
00:08:18That nigga could give niggas free small fries every 14th Thursday.
00:08:23And that would be good enough.
00:08:27But white people, what we ain't gonna let you do.
00:08:30Talk about this nigga like he ain't a child of God.
00:08:34This nigga been out there doing his goddamn job.
00:08:37I'll tell you one thing.
00:08:38I do seem to remember that for eight years,
00:08:41we couldn't find the same one goddamn terrorist we was looking for.
00:08:46I said one goddamn terrorist that we was looking for.
00:08:50I said one goddamn terrorist that we was looking for.
00:08:53And my goddamn president done killed every goddamn terrorist that ever goddamn lived.
00:09:02You can say what you want.
00:09:07Yes, indeed.
00:09:08I'm not saying if you're putting it in the White House,
00:09:13he won't fuck up the credit of the country.
00:09:15But if you want some terrorists,
00:09:21you get yourself a nigga.
00:09:25Barack Obama didn't have to send in the Army,
00:09:29and the Navy,
00:09:30and the Coast Guard.
00:09:32Barack Obama sent three motherfuckers in.
00:09:35Killed every terrorist.
00:09:37Just one to shoot him,
00:09:38and two to pose.
00:09:39Just the land of the free.
00:09:51We don't give a fuck about none of that bullshit.
00:09:54I thought President Bush said
00:09:56that Osama bin Laden
00:09:59was the axis of evil.
00:10:02I thought he said he was Beelzebub himself.
00:10:06For my Spanish friends,
00:10:09Chatan el Diablo.
00:10:16Not my motherfucking president.
00:10:17My president found that motherfucker
00:10:19in an unfurnished one-bedroom apartment
00:10:21with two goddamn mattresses,
00:10:23no backboard,
00:10:24one bitch,
00:10:25no phone,
00:10:26no gun,
00:10:27three laptops,
00:10:28and a smartphone.
00:10:30There's some drug dealers in here tonight.
00:10:32Got that in an Escalade.
00:10:36No.
00:10:38No, you don't want to fuck with America, baby.
00:10:42Uh-uh.
00:10:42All the terrorists gone.
00:10:45Where the fuck is Saddam Hussein?
00:10:48Oh,
00:10:49he was a dictator
00:10:50for 40 years.
00:10:53They pulled that motherfucker
00:10:54out of an eight-foot hole
00:10:56with a Twinkie,
00:10:57a Ding Dong,
00:10:58and a King James Version
00:10:59of a copy of the Bible.
00:11:01That nigga came out the hole
00:11:03looking like me
00:11:04with no perm and a mugshot.
00:11:05You better believe it.
00:11:23Dude said you're ugly.
00:11:24Yeah, you're supposed to think that fact.
00:11:26I don't do this shit
00:11:31for what men think.
00:11:33We're all men.
00:11:34We all think like men,
00:11:36but I'll tell you one thing.
00:11:38If you want to know something
00:11:40that'll sustain you,
00:11:41let me show you a little secret
00:11:43as to what gives me the strength
00:11:45to say fuck Satan
00:11:46right in his motherfucking face.
00:11:49Ladies,
00:11:49would you make some motherfucking noise
00:11:51this one time?
00:11:56Well,
00:11:57well,
00:11:58sweet baby Jesus.
00:12:03Yes, fellas,
00:12:05it's 2012.
00:12:06If you got you a girl,
00:12:07time to stop fucking around.
00:12:10It's 2012.
00:12:11It's a goddamn fourth quarter.
00:12:12Whatever decision you fucking made
00:12:15is done now.
00:12:18Now, ladies,
00:12:20that don't apply to y'all.
00:12:21I understand some of y'all
00:12:23might be in here
00:12:23with a stepping stone, nigga.
00:12:26You know somebody
00:12:27to get you through
00:12:28till you see us out.
00:12:29Nothing wrong with that.
00:12:36But 2012 has come
00:12:38and they got some surprises for us
00:12:40and you're going to have to make sure
00:12:41you got something in your life
00:12:43that belong to you.
00:12:46Some shit that give a fuck
00:12:47about you.
00:12:48What I'm saying, fellas,
00:12:50if you got a woman
00:12:51that's special in your life,
00:12:55put the games on hold
00:12:56for a second
00:12:57and fuck this bitch
00:12:58like you need her
00:12:59in your goddamn life.
00:13:01Just fuck her like you need her
00:13:03in your goddamn life
00:13:05in case the world
00:13:06come to an end
00:13:06on 2012.
00:13:08Now, ladies,
00:13:09ladies,
00:13:10we need y'all
00:13:11come on back home.
00:13:16I understand
00:13:17some of you ladies
00:13:18done got beside yourself.
00:13:21We didn't say shit.
00:13:22We saw it happening.
00:13:23We didn't say shit.
00:13:24We saw y'all going off
00:13:26to the little
00:13:26freaking nasty,
00:13:27little dirty,
00:13:28little sneaky,
00:13:29freaky,
00:13:30little nasty store
00:13:31and we saw
00:13:31you're purchasing yourself
00:13:33items for 24,
00:13:3429,
00:13:3539,
00:13:3695
00:13:36and we know
00:13:37you got yourself
00:13:38a rabbit and a bullet
00:13:39and a bullet
00:13:41with a rabbit
00:13:41and there ain't nothing
00:13:43wrong with it,
00:13:43ladies,
00:13:44but
00:13:44time to bring your
00:13:45ass back home
00:13:46for 2012.
00:13:47Some of y'all done
00:13:48fucked your whole
00:13:49clitoris up
00:13:50fucking round.
00:13:52Look at the ladies.
00:13:53What?
00:13:53some of you ladies
00:13:56have fucked
00:13:57your entire
00:13:58vagina up
00:13:59being greedy.
00:14:02Just because
00:14:03you have something
00:14:04that can hit
00:14:05your spot
00:14:05every time,
00:14:06bitch,
00:14:07does not mean
00:14:08you got to
00:14:09hit that motherfucker
00:14:10136 times
00:14:12on target
00:14:14just
00:14:14fuck your
00:14:21whole
00:14:21goddamn
00:14:22clitoris up.
00:14:25That's fellas,
00:14:26we remember
00:14:26your clitoris
00:14:27the way
00:14:27it used to be.
00:14:28We remember
00:14:29when that motherfucker
00:14:30was so shy
00:14:30it wouldn't even
00:14:31come out the hood.
00:14:32You had to
00:14:32get down there
00:14:35and talk sweet to it
00:14:36and shit.
00:14:36You just come on
00:14:37out of there
00:14:37I'll see you
00:14:38in there.
00:14:44Now you done
00:14:45hit that motherfucker
00:14:46so many times
00:14:47that bitch is all
00:14:48outside of your
00:14:49clitoris
00:14:49just outside
00:14:50of the camera
00:14:50toe
00:14:51pushing the
00:14:52labia back.
00:14:55Bitch,
00:14:56your clitoris
00:14:56is scaring
00:14:57my penis.
00:14:58You can't even
00:14:58my only point
00:15:07is it's time
00:15:08to get your
00:15:09shit together.
00:15:11It don't matter
00:15:12if what you got
00:15:12in your life
00:15:13is fucked up.
00:15:14That's what
00:15:15the fuck
00:15:15you got.
00:15:202012
00:15:21coming
00:15:21and they're
00:15:22not gonna
00:15:22tell us
00:15:23the shit
00:15:23we need
00:15:24to know.
00:15:25That's why
00:15:25we all
00:15:25got to
00:15:26work together.
00:15:27White people
00:15:27we need
00:15:28y'all to
00:15:29remember
00:15:29that y'all
00:15:30are here
00:15:30with us.
00:15:32You love
00:15:33Mexicans
00:15:33and niggas
00:15:34and don't
00:15:34act like
00:15:35you don't.
00:15:36Look at
00:15:37them on
00:15:37the spot.
00:15:43I certainly
00:15:44do.
00:15:47White people
00:15:48this is gonna
00:15:48be important.
00:15:492012 is
00:15:50coming.
00:15:51They saying
00:15:52it's gonna
00:15:52be the end
00:15:53of the world
00:15:53and white
00:15:53people we
00:15:54know how
00:15:54y'all do
00:15:55when y'all
00:15:56get some
00:15:57goddamn
00:15:57information
00:15:57don't
00:15:58nobody
00:15:58know.
00:16:00White people
00:16:00don't
00:16:01never
00:16:01leave.
00:16:01They
00:16:01just
00:16:02disappear.
00:16:12Niggas
00:16:13we gotta
00:16:13be careful
00:16:13in 2012
00:16:14they trying
00:16:15to fuck
00:16:15us over.
00:16:16As black
00:16:17people we
00:16:17never leave
00:16:18on time.
00:16:19Broke
00:16:20people we
00:16:20never leave.
00:16:22As broke
00:16:23folks we
00:16:23always got
00:16:24too much
00:16:24shit
00:16:24too many
00:16:26ends to
00:16:26put together
00:16:27not rich
00:16:28people.
00:16:29Rich people
00:16:30get they
00:16:30shit
00:16:31find out
00:16:32something's
00:16:32fucked up
00:16:33and they
00:16:33leave.
00:16:35And I
00:16:36speak for
00:16:36niggas
00:16:37and niggas
00:16:38ain't got
00:16:38nowhere to
00:16:39goddamn go
00:16:40white people.
00:16:42If the
00:16:43terrorists
00:16:44strike
00:16:44everybody from
00:16:46Ireland can
00:16:47go right
00:16:47back to
00:16:48Ireland.
00:16:55Everybody
00:16:55from
00:16:56England
00:16:56go right
00:16:56back.
00:16:59Drake and
00:17:00100
00:17:00Canadians
00:17:01all the way.
00:17:03Maybe she
00:17:04will.
00:17:07What about
00:17:08niggas?
00:17:08We gotta go
00:17:09to our
00:17:09grandmama
00:17:09house.
00:17:11And figure
00:17:12out how
00:17:12many
00:17:12minivans
00:17:13we even
00:17:13got in
00:17:14the family.
00:17:16It's
00:17:16coming down.
00:17:192012.
00:17:20White
00:17:20people we
00:17:20gonna need
00:17:21you to
00:17:21tell us
00:17:21what the
00:17:22fuck is
00:17:22going on.
00:17:23They ain't
00:17:24gonna tell
00:17:24us on
00:17:25BET.
00:17:28About the
00:17:28end of the
00:17:29goddamn
00:17:29world.
00:17:30Just understand
00:17:30what I'm
00:17:30saying.
00:17:31The video
00:17:31still gonna
00:17:32be playing.
00:17:33They not
00:17:34even gonna
00:17:34put shit
00:17:34down at
00:17:35the
00:17:35bottom.
00:17:37Niggas
00:17:37look outside.
00:17:38The world
00:17:38is ending.
00:17:39nothing.
00:17:48Every
00:17:48time I
00:17:48see my
00:17:49president
00:17:49it look
00:17:50to me
00:17:50like they
00:17:50done
00:17:51told that
00:17:51nigga
00:17:51some
00:17:51shit.
00:17:52He
00:17:52can't
00:17:53fucking
00:17:53tell
00:17:53us.
00:17:56Every
00:17:56time you
00:17:57see Obama
00:17:57he
00:17:57looking
00:17:57like
00:17:57this.
00:18:10understand
00:18:10understand
00:18:10we already
00:18:12killed all
00:18:13the terrorists
00:18:14ain't no
00:18:15fucking
00:18:15more.
00:18:16They beat
00:18:17the shit
00:18:17out of
00:18:18Muammar
00:18:18Qaddafi's
00:18:19ass.
00:18:20Please tell
00:18:20me you
00:18:21saw what
00:18:22happened to
00:18:23Muammar
00:18:23Qaddafi.
00:18:24That
00:18:25motherfucker
00:18:25was the
00:18:25president
00:18:26of his
00:18:27country and
00:18:28thanks to
00:18:29Facebook
00:18:29they gave
00:18:34this
00:18:35they gave
00:18:36this
00:18:36motherfucker
00:18:37beaten
00:18:37niggas
00:18:38wasn't even
00:18:38familiar with.
00:18:40It's hard to impress
00:18:41niggas with
00:18:42getting your
00:18:42ass whooped.
00:18:44As niggas we've
00:18:45seen it done
00:18:45all kinds of
00:18:46ways.
00:18:48Never in the
00:18:49history of
00:18:49niggas
00:18:50have we
00:18:51ever seen
00:18:52a motherfucker
00:18:52get his
00:18:53ass whooped
00:18:54all the
00:18:56way
00:18:56to an
00:18:57execution.
00:19:00You beat
00:19:01this niggas
00:19:01ass to
00:19:02kill him.
00:19:03You could
00:19:04have just
00:19:04killed him
00:19:04y'all sorry
00:19:05sons of
00:19:06bitches.
00:19:07And CNN
00:19:08ain't shit.
00:19:09CNN
00:19:09said they
00:19:10wasn't
00:19:10gonna show
00:19:11it while
00:19:11they were
00:19:12showing it
00:19:12in slow
00:19:13motion
00:19:14and put
00:19:16subtitles under
00:19:17this bitch
00:19:18so you
00:19:19can understand
00:19:19what he
00:19:20was saying
00:19:21clearly.
00:19:23Stop it
00:19:24you're
00:19:24killing me.
00:19:27I'm
00:19:27the
00:19:28president.
00:19:32They beat
00:19:32that nigga
00:19:33like Conrad
00:19:33Murray at a
00:19:34Michael Jackson
00:19:35concert.
00:19:462012
00:19:46is for
00:19:47real.
00:19:48They said
00:19:49the Mayans
00:19:50was talking
00:19:50about 2012
00:19:51then they
00:19:52said the
00:19:52Mayans
00:19:53disappeared.
00:19:55I'm here
00:19:55to tell my
00:19:56people it's
00:19:56time to
00:19:57stop believing
00:19:58bullshit
00:19:59just cause a
00:20:00motherfucker
00:20:00tell you
00:20:01bullshit
00:20:02with a
00:20:03straight look
00:20:04on their
00:20:04face.
00:20:05We too
00:20:06old.
00:20:06We too
00:20:07smart.
00:20:08We too
00:20:08motherfucking
00:20:08good to
00:20:09believe shit
00:20:10don't make
00:20:11no fucking
00:20:11sense.
00:20:13You too
00:20:13old to be
00:20:14believing in
00:20:14evolution
00:20:15with your
00:20:16stupid
00:20:16motherfucking
00:20:17ass.
00:20:19Evolution
00:20:19say people
00:20:20came from
00:20:21monkeys and
00:20:22the question
00:20:23is why is
00:20:24there still
00:20:24monkeys you
00:20:25dumb
00:20:26motherfucker
00:20:26you.
00:20:27Is these the
00:20:28retarded
00:20:29monkeys?
00:20:30They didn't
00:20:31turn into
00:20:31people just
00:20:32yet.
00:20:34Get your
00:20:35stupid ass
00:20:36the fuck
00:20:36out of here.
00:20:37finna be
00:20:392012.
00:20:41Hey you
00:20:41better believe
00:20:42something.
00:20:44Nobody
00:20:44give a fuck
00:20:45what you
00:20:45believe.
00:20:46You better
00:20:46believe
00:20:47something.
00:20:48If there's
00:20:48any atheists
00:20:49in the
00:20:49house let
00:20:50me say
00:20:50you stupid
00:20:51motherfuckers.
00:20:53I don't
00:20:54care what
00:20:55god you
00:20:55believe in
00:20:56you gotta
00:20:56be a special
00:20:57kind of
00:20:58retarded to
00:20:58be too
00:20:59stupid to
00:21:00make up a
00:21:00god if
00:21:01there wasn't
00:21:02one.
00:21:03Poor
00:21:04thing who
00:21:04do you even
00:21:05pray to?
00:21:06Nobody.
00:21:07even when
00:21:09you fucking
00:21:09why do
00:21:10you fuck
00:21:10you can't
00:21:11even come
00:21:11what do
00:21:11you say
00:21:12when you
00:21:12come
00:21:12ain't this?
00:21:14Oh
00:21:14nothing
00:21:16that's right
00:21:17because that's
00:21:18what you
00:21:18believe in
00:21:19you can't
00:21:192012's
00:21:28coming.
00:21:31We already
00:21:31ready.
00:21:33Been
00:21:34ready.
00:21:35I don't
00:21:35care what
00:21:35you believe
00:21:36in.
00:21:36Believe in
00:21:37something
00:21:37white people
00:21:38let me
00:21:38tell you
00:21:39this
00:21:39every time
00:21:40you see
00:21:40a nigga
00:21:40that does
00:21:41not mean
00:21:41that nigga
00:21:42has been
00:21:42endorsed
00:21:43by other
00:21:44niggas.
00:21:46White people
00:21:47let me stand
00:21:47here in front
00:21:48of all these
00:21:48niggas and
00:21:48say publicly
00:21:49we were so
00:21:51motherfucking
00:21:52embarrassed
00:21:52when Herman
00:21:55Black
00:21:56Gemini the
00:21:57cricket ass
00:21:58Kane came
00:22:00out the
00:22:00goddamn
00:22:00woodwork.
00:22:02White people
00:22:02do you see
00:22:03us?
00:22:03Look at
00:22:03niggas we
00:22:04niggas we
00:22:04we had
00:22:08no idea
00:22:08white people
00:22:09we had
00:22:09no
00:22:10and some
00:22:15white people
00:22:16look at me
00:22:16like what are you
00:22:16talking about
00:22:17them fucking
00:22:17people?
00:22:17No
00:22:18no we
00:22:20didn't clear
00:22:20that nigga
00:22:21we did
00:22:25not clear
00:22:25this nigga
00:22:26white people
00:22:27do you hear me?
00:22:28Didn't nobody
00:22:29know this nigga
00:22:30this nigga
00:22:30white people
00:22:33let me say
00:22:33when niggas
00:22:34found out
00:22:34what this
00:22:35nigga's
00:22:35qualifications
00:22:36was
00:22:37for running
00:22:38the country
00:22:39when we
00:22:39found out
00:22:39this nigga
00:22:40sold pizza
00:22:41let me use
00:22:46your word
00:22:47white people
00:22:47we were
00:22:48flabbergasted
00:22:49the audacity
00:22:53of this
00:22:54nigga
00:22:55you don't
00:22:57get your
00:22:58good pizza
00:22:58selling ass
00:22:59on somewhere
00:23:00Herman
00:23:00niggas that
00:23:04had a hard
00:23:05enough time
00:23:05trying to
00:23:06goddamn
00:23:06stick up
00:23:07for Barack
00:23:07here come
00:23:10Herman Cain
00:23:11stupid ass
00:23:11nigga you
00:23:12can't be
00:23:12no goddamn
00:23:13president
00:23:13nigga
00:23:14your name
00:23:14is
00:23:14Herman Cain
00:23:16that's two
00:23:17reasons you
00:23:18can't be
00:23:18president
00:23:19nigga
00:23:19your first
00:23:20name is
00:23:20Herman
00:23:21nigga
00:23:21you can't
00:23:22be president
00:23:22if your name
00:23:23is Herman
00:23:23nigga
00:23:23say it
00:23:24three times
00:23:24Herman
00:23:25Herman
00:23:25Herman
00:23:26listen to
00:23:26that
00:23:27we already
00:23:28had a famous
00:23:29Herman
00:23:29he was a
00:23:30monster
00:23:30nigga
00:23:30you can't
00:23:31be no
00:23:31goddamn
00:23:31president
00:23:32how about
00:23:33you sold
00:23:33some goddamn
00:23:34pizza to
00:23:35who
00:23:35you didn't
00:23:35sell it
00:23:35to
00:23:36niggas
00:23:36white people
00:23:38we never
00:23:38heard of
00:23:39goddamn
00:23:39godfather's
00:23:40pizza
00:23:40let alone
00:23:41have a
00:23:41slice
00:23:41that nigga
00:23:43ain't been
00:23:44beating
00:23:44dominoes
00:23:45dominoes
00:23:45been beating
00:23:45the dog
00:23:46shit
00:23:46out of
00:23:46that goddamn
00:23:47pizza place
00:23:48he can't even
00:23:49beat little
00:23:49caesars
00:23:50and little
00:23:50caesars
00:23:50ain't even
00:23:51everywhere
00:23:51he sure
00:23:53ain't gonna beat
00:23:53papa john
00:23:54that motherfucker's
00:23:55on crack or
00:23:55something
00:23:56he wanna make
00:23:57the pizza
00:23:58deliver the pizza
00:23:59eat the pizza
00:23:59be in the
00:24:00commercial
00:24:00papa john's
00:24:02we ain't gonna
00:24:04be able to beat
00:24:05him
00:24:05herman
00:24:05your last name
00:24:07is kane
00:24:08nigga
00:24:08you killed
00:24:08able
00:24:09nigga
00:24:09if you don't
00:24:10get the
00:24:10fuck up
00:24:10out of here
00:24:11fucking it up
00:24:11for niggas
00:24:12white people
00:24:19want barack
00:24:20obama out
00:24:20of office
00:24:20so goddamn
00:24:21bad
00:24:21oh you should
00:24:23hear that
00:24:23motherfuckers
00:24:24on talk
00:24:24radio
00:24:24oh they
00:24:26hate this
00:24:26nigga
00:24:26if they
00:24:27could say
00:24:28the word
00:24:28nigga
00:24:29oh
00:24:29they
00:24:30they say
00:24:31every
00:24:31oh they
00:24:33hate this
00:24:33nigga
00:24:33oh
00:24:34oh
00:24:35god damn
00:24:37he's fucking
00:24:37fucking up
00:24:38the god damn
00:24:39country
00:24:39is what
00:24:40it does
00:24:40god damn
00:24:42entitlement
00:24:43poor nigga
00:24:51poor nigga
00:24:51just
00:24:52understand
00:24:55it's gonna be
00:24:562012
00:24:56the Mayans
00:24:58wasn't
00:24:58bullshitting
00:24:59the Mayans
00:25:00said
00:25:00it was
00:25:01some shit
00:25:01out there
00:25:02and then
00:25:02suddenly
00:25:02the Mayans
00:25:03disappeared
00:25:04now they
00:25:05tell us
00:25:05the Mayans
00:25:06disappeared
00:25:06cause they
00:25:07can't find
00:25:07none of
00:25:08they fucking
00:25:08bones
00:25:09but let me
00:25:10remind you
00:25:10that you
00:25:11can go to
00:25:11any
00:25:11motherfucking
00:25:12museum
00:25:12anywhere
00:25:13in the
00:25:14world
00:25:14and they
00:25:15got a
00:25:15whole
00:25:1562 foot
00:25:16dinosaur
00:25:17from his
00:25:18nose
00:25:18all the
00:25:19way
00:25:19to his
00:25:20nutsack
00:25:21and his
00:25:22toes
00:25:235 billion
00:25:25goddamn
00:25:26had a little
00:25:36company
00:25:36used to be
00:25:37in America
00:25:37called
00:25:38NASA
00:25:38standing for
00:25:40national
00:25:41air
00:25:41space
00:25:42exploration
00:25:43take my word
00:25:48for it
00:25:48niggas
00:25:48it stood
00:25:49for going
00:25:49up there
00:25:50look at
00:25:53white people
00:25:53that is not
00:25:54what it stood
00:25:54for
00:25:55that would
00:25:59be
00:25:59N-E-A-S-A
00:26:00we don't know
00:26:01what he's
00:26:01talking
00:26:01fact of the
00:26:04matter is
00:26:04NASA used
00:26:06to report
00:26:06to us
00:26:07let us
00:26:09know
00:26:09what the fuck
00:26:10they was
00:26:10doing
00:26:11after 40
00:26:13years
00:26:13they spent
00:26:14500 million
00:26:15dollars a
00:26:15year
00:26:16sending
00:26:17space
00:26:17shuttles
00:26:17up
00:26:18bringing
00:26:19them
00:26:19back
00:26:20down
00:26:20and they
00:26:21used to
00:26:22let us
00:26:22see them
00:26:22when they
00:26:23took off
00:26:24and then
00:26:27when they
00:26:27landed
00:26:27we'd be
00:26:28right there
00:26:29and we'd
00:26:29say
00:26:29show us
00:26:30what you
00:26:30got
00:26:30then they
00:26:34started
00:26:34doing sneaky
00:26:35shit
00:26:35taking off
00:26:37the space
00:26:38shuttles
00:26:38at 3 o'clock
00:26:39in the
00:26:39goddamn
00:26:40morning
00:26:40and shit
00:26:40landing
00:26:42them
00:26:42in the
00:26:42middle
00:26:42of the
00:26:43night
00:26:43and if
00:26:43ain't
00:26:43nobody
00:26:44looking
00:26:44they
00:26:44just
00:26:44walk
00:26:44off
00:26:45just
00:26:45and now
00:26:51on CNN
00:26:52they say
00:26:52they just
00:26:53discovered
00:26:5316
00:26:54new
00:26:55super
00:26:56earths
00:26:5716
00:27:01new
00:27:03super
00:27:04earths
00:27:05now let
00:27:06me speak
00:27:07for all
00:27:07niggas
00:27:08when I
00:27:09say
00:27:09what the
00:27:10fuck
00:27:10here's
00:27:12a goddamn
00:27:13super
00:27:14earth
00:27:14we
00:27:15thought
00:27:16this
00:27:16motherfucker
00:27:16was
00:27:17super
00:27:17the whole
00:27:18goddamn
00:27:19time
00:27:19look at
00:27:23niggas
00:27:24I don't
00:27:24believe
00:27:24none of
00:27:24this
00:27:25shit
00:27:25it's true
00:27:27niggas
00:27:27they had
00:27:28it on
00:27:28CNN
00:27:28the same
00:27:29goddamn
00:27:29day
00:27:30I was
00:27:30on
00:27:31CNN
00:27:31how the
00:27:31fuck
00:27:32could I
00:27:32have
00:27:32missed
00:27:32that
00:27:33they
00:27:34put
00:27:34the
00:27:34shit
00:27:34right
00:27:34up
00:27:35under
00:27:35me
00:27:35blew
00:27:35a
00:27:35niggas
00:27:36whole
00:27:36high
00:27:36just
00:27:3716
00:27:37new
00:27:38super
00:27:38first
00:27:38they
00:27:44planning
00:27:45on
00:27:45leaving
00:27:45us
00:27:46people
00:27:46please
00:27:54remember
00:27:54where you
00:27:54heard it
00:27:55first
00:27:55right at
00:27:55the cusp
00:27:56of
00:27:562012
00:27:56they
00:27:58are
00:27:58planning
00:27:59on
00:27:59leaving
00:27:59our
00:28:00motherfucking
00:28:01ass
00:28:01right
00:28:02here
00:28:02they got
00:28:04space
00:28:04shit
00:28:04lined up
00:28:05with
00:28:05GPS
00:28:06navigation
00:28:07on
00:28:08star
00:28:08cause
00:28:13remember
00:28:13when I
00:28:13told you
00:28:14the 99%
00:28:15them
00:28:15was
00:28:15niggas
00:28:16and
00:28:18we're
00:28:18the
00:28:18original
00:28:19niggas
00:28:19rich
00:28:22people
00:28:23is tired
00:28:23of going
00:28:24on
00:28:24vacation
00:28:24seeing
00:28:26niggas
00:28:26rich
00:28:36people
00:28:36make
00:28:36a hundred
00:28:37million
00:28:37dollars
00:28:38can't
00:28:39escape
00:28:40niggas
00:28:41make
00:28:43a hundred
00:28:43million
00:28:44dollars
00:28:44go to
00:28:45Africa
00:28:45for a
00:28:46safari
00:28:46and all
00:28:47they want
00:28:48to see
00:28:48is some
00:28:48animals
00:28:49niggas
00:28:51everywhere
00:28:52it was a
00:28:55nigga that
00:28:55led us
00:28:56to the
00:28:56giraffe
00:28:56ain't that
00:28:57a bitch
00:28:57look on
00:29:00your map
00:29:00when you
00:29:01get home
00:29:01look at
00:29:02everywhere
00:29:03that niggas
00:29:03are
00:29:04sure
00:29:05they broke
00:29:05sure
00:29:09they hungry
00:29:09every last
00:29:12one of
00:29:12them
00:29:12niggas
00:29:12live
00:29:13right up
00:29:13under
00:29:13a palm
00:29:14tree
00:29:14on
00:29:14sandy
00:29:15beach
00:29:15go ahead
00:29:17try to
00:29:17take
00:29:18your
00:29:18dumb
00:29:18ass
00:29:18to
00:29:18Jamaica
00:29:19and
00:29:19not
00:29:20see
00:29:20niggas
00:29:20go on
00:29:21the whole
00:29:23Bahamas
00:29:23go on
00:29:24over there
00:29:24Turks
00:29:25and Caicos
00:29:26see how
00:29:27many
00:29:27niggas
00:29:27you see
00:29:28go on
00:29:29to Haiti
00:29:29niggas
00:29:30niggas
00:29:31everywhere
00:29:31just
00:29:32niggas
00:29:32thrown
00:29:33on the
00:29:33street
00:29:34just
00:29:34stomachs
00:29:38growling
00:29:38perfectly
00:29:39tanned
00:29:39better believe
00:29:45something
00:29:46this shit
00:29:47finna come
00:29:47to a
00:29:48motherfucking
00:29:48end
00:29:48better have
00:29:50something to
00:29:50believe in
00:29:51if you're
00:29:51a Christian
00:29:51make some
00:29:52motherfucking
00:29:52noise
00:29:53in the house
00:29:53if you're
00:29:54a Christian
00:29:54oh yes
00:29:57yes
00:29:58y'all
00:29:59supposed to be
00:30:00the most
00:30:00excited
00:30:01oh
00:30:02oh
00:30:04as long
00:30:05as y'all
00:30:05done had
00:30:05it all
00:30:06figured out
00:30:06oh
00:30:07Christians
00:30:10won't be
00:30:10walking
00:30:10right up
00:30:11to 2012
00:30:11fact of
00:30:17the matter
00:30:17is
00:30:17some people
00:30:18been lying
00:30:19on Jesus
00:30:19and he
00:30:22finna
00:30:22come back
00:30:23you ain't
00:30:25gonna be
00:30:25able to
00:30:25lie to him
00:30:26when he
00:30:26looking at
00:30:26you
00:30:26oh that
00:30:30shit
00:30:30you were
00:30:30talking
00:30:30about
00:30:30Jesus
00:30:31giving
00:30:31a
00:30:31fuck
00:30:31about
00:30:32your
00:30:32building
00:30:32fund
00:30:33I bet
00:30:37Jesus
00:30:38don't know
00:30:38nothing
00:30:38about
00:30:39your
00:30:39roof
00:30:39I bet
00:30:39he don't
00:30:40even
00:30:40know
00:30:40I bet
00:30:40he don't
00:30:41even
00:30:41know
00:30:41mm-hmm
00:30:42you better
00:30:42hope he
00:30:43don't come
00:30:43back
00:30:43cause
00:30:44somebody
00:30:44been
00:30:44bullshitting
00:30:45everybody
00:30:46ain't been
00:30:46telling
00:30:46the truth
00:30:47see all
00:30:47these
00:30:48motherfuckers
00:30:48be talking
00:30:48about
00:30:48the end
00:30:49of the
00:30:49world
00:30:49cause
00:30:49they
00:30:50don't
00:30:50want
00:30:50that
00:30:50motherfucker
00:30:50to
00:30:51come
00:30:51cause
00:30:51they
00:30:51know
00:30:52they
00:30:52bullshit
00:30:52gonna
00:30:53be
00:30:53front
00:30:53and
00:30:54center
00:30:54look at
00:30:55the Roman
00:30:55Catholic
00:30:56Church
00:30:56that's
00:30:57the
00:30:57first
00:30:57church
00:30:57there
00:30:58ever
00:30:58was
00:30:58beautiful
00:30:59shit
00:31:00they
00:31:01got
00:31:01some
00:31:01of
00:31:01the
00:31:01best
00:31:01church
00:31:02you
00:31:02ever
00:31:02fucking
00:31:02saw
00:31:03even
00:31:03niggas
00:31:04stop
00:31:04and
00:31:05watch
00:31:05it
00:31:05when
00:31:06it
00:31:06come
00:31:06on
00:31:06TV
00:31:07just
00:31:07when
00:31:07you
00:31:07see
00:31:08just
00:31:08oh
00:31:09niggas
00:31:18be at
00:31:18the house
00:31:18like
00:31:19that's
00:31:19a fly
00:31:19shit
00:31:20on
00:31:20the
00:31:20load
00:31:20nigga
00:31:21cause
00:31:23we be
00:31:23thinking
00:31:23if
00:31:23the wire
00:31:24came in
00:31:24right
00:31:24after
00:31:25them
00:31:25niggas
00:31:25Jesus
00:31:26is
00:31:27coming
00:31:27back
00:31:27then
00:31:30we
00:31:35find
00:31:35out
00:31:36the
00:31:36priest
00:31:37is
00:31:37fucking
00:31:37little
00:31:37boys
00:31:38in
00:31:38the
00:31:38confessional
00:31:39Jesus
00:31:41is
00:31:42not
00:31:42gonna
00:31:42be
00:31:42happy
00:31:42about
00:31:43that
00:31:43you
00:31:44better
00:31:44tell
00:31:45some
00:31:45of
00:31:45them
00:31:45nuns
00:31:45to
00:31:45start
00:31:46giving
00:31:46out
00:31:46some
00:31:46pussy
00:31:46or
00:31:47something
00:31:47cause
00:31:47you
00:31:47gonna
00:31:47have
00:31:48to
00:31:48even
00:31:48that
00:31:48up
00:31:49for
00:31:50Jesus
00:31:50get
00:31:51back
00:31:51he
00:31:51does
00:31:51not
00:31:52let
00:31:55me
00:31:55say
00:31:56if
00:31:56you
00:31:57try
00:31:57to
00:31:57look
00:31:57for
00:31:57a
00:31:57God
00:31:58and
00:31:58you
00:31:58ain't
00:31:59got
00:31:59one
00:31:59you
00:32:00could
00:32:00do
00:32:00a
00:32:00lot
00:32:00worse
00:32:01than
00:32:01Christianity
00:32:02let
00:32:02me
00:32:02tell
00:32:02you
00:32:03if
00:32:03you
00:32:03ain't
00:32:03got
00:32:03nobody
00:32:04to
00:32:04worship
00:32:04you
00:32:05could
00:32:05go
00:32:05for
00:32:05Jesus
00:32:06Jesus
00:32:06has
00:32:07been
00:32:07kicking
00:32:07ass
00:32:07for
00:32:08a
00:32:08long
00:32:08time
00:32:09Jesus
00:32:09that
00:32:10is
00:32:11he
00:32:11is
00:32:12something
00:32:12else
00:32:12first
00:32:13of
00:32:13understand
00:32:13you
00:32:14don't
00:32:14never
00:32:14even
00:32:14see
00:32:15a
00:32:15picture
00:32:15of
00:32:15Jesus
00:32:16out
00:32:16of
00:32:16focus
00:32:17every
00:32:18time
00:32:18you
00:32:19see
00:32:19Jesus
00:32:19he
00:32:19right
00:32:20looking
00:32:20at
00:32:20the
00:32:20cameraman
00:32:20his
00:32:25rooms
00:32:26is
00:32:26clean
00:32:26his
00:32:27perm
00:32:27is
00:32:27straight
00:32:28cutting
00:32:28the
00:32:28bob
00:32:29got
00:32:31a
00:32:31nice
00:32:32beard
00:32:32to let
00:32:32you
00:32:32know
00:32:32he
00:32:33ain't
00:32:33no
00:32:33pussy
00:32:33ain't
00:32:33nothing
00:32:33to be
00:32:34fucked
00:32:34around
00:32:34with
00:32:35better
00:32:40have
00:32:41something
00:32:41to
00:32:41believe
00:32:41in
00:32:42it
00:32:43ain't
00:32:43a
00:32:43lot
00:32:43of
00:32:44Jesus
00:32:44is
00:32:44out
00:32:44there
00:32:44some
00:32:45of
00:32:45these
00:32:45religions
00:32:45got
00:32:46terrible
00:32:46God
00:32:47I
00:32:49love
00:32:49the
00:32:49Buddhist
00:32:49people
00:32:50they
00:32:50don't
00:32:50believe
00:32:50in
00:32:50nothing
00:32:51but
00:32:51peace
00:32:51and
00:32:52love
00:32:52but
00:32:53it's
00:32:54gonna
00:32:54be
00:32:55hard
00:32:55for
00:32:55you
00:32:55to
00:32:55get
00:32:55niggas
00:32:57to
00:32:57serve
00:32:58your
00:32:58God
00:32:58if
00:32:58he
00:32:59ain't
00:33:02been
00:33:02tending
00:33:02to
00:33:02himself
00:33:03correctly
00:33:03you
00:33:03I
00:33:05don't
00:33:05know
00:33:05if
00:33:05y'all
00:33:05seen
00:33:06Buddha
00:33:06before
00:33:06but
00:33:07niggas
00:33:08is
00:33:08not
00:33:09gonna
00:33:09be
00:33:09able
00:33:09to
00:33:09serve
00:33:10him
00:33:10he
00:33:11has
00:33:12an
00:33:12obesity
00:33:12problem
00:33:13niggas
00:33:13is
00:33:14Jesus
00:33:16would
00:33:16have healed
00:33:16that
00:33:17already
00:33:17he
00:33:17wouldn't
00:33:18come out
00:33:18here
00:33:19with no
00:33:20damn
00:33:20shirt on
00:33:20and some
00:33:21pamphers
00:33:21and shit
00:33:22talking about
00:33:22Jesus
00:33:23probably
00:33:24somewhere
00:33:24with a
00:33:24shake
00:33:24weight
00:33:25right now
00:33:25getting ready
00:33:26to kick
00:33:26Satan's ass
00:33:27can't be
00:33:36serving
00:33:37no
00:33:37Buddha
00:33:37that
00:33:37nigga
00:33:38look
00:33:38like
00:33:38Rick
00:33:38Ross
00:33:38in
00:33:39the
00:33:39periphery
00:33:39you
00:33:40get to
00:33:42heaven
00:33:42and
00:33:42he
00:33:42I
00:33:42think
00:33:45I'm
00:33:45big
00:33:45meat
00:33:46Jesus
00:33:46can't
00:33:54serve
00:33:54the
00:33:54Hindu
00:33:54God
00:33:55Hindu
00:33:56God
00:33:56is
00:33:57too
00:33:57confusing
00:33:57for
00:33:57niggas
00:33:58Hindu
00:33:59God
00:33:59is
00:33:59a
00:33:59woman
00:34:00and
00:34:00she
00:34:00green
00:34:01and
00:34:01she
00:34:01got
00:34:01eight
00:34:01arms
00:34:02that
00:34:02stand
00:34:02like
00:34:02this
00:34:03no
00:34:05we
00:34:06might
00:34:06want
00:34:06to
00:34:06fuck
00:34:06that
00:34:06bitch
00:34:07once
00:34:07but
00:34:07we
00:34:07not
00:34:08going
00:34:08to
00:34:08be
00:34:08and
00:34:12have
00:34:13something
00:34:13to
00:34:13believe
00:34:13in
00:34:14gotta
00:34:14believe
00:34:14in
00:34:14something
00:34:15the
00:34:15Indians
00:34:16they
00:34:16tried
00:34:16to
00:34:16make
00:34:16everything
00:34:17of
00:34:17God
00:34:17you
00:34:17can't
00:34:18play
00:34:18with
00:34:18God
00:34:18like
00:34:18that
00:34:19niggas
00:34:19don't
00:34:20want
00:34:20everything
00:34:20to
00:34:20be
00:34:20a
00:34:20God
00:34:21you
00:34:21can't
00:34:21have
00:34:21no
00:34:21corn
00:34:22God
00:34:22nigga
00:34:22there's
00:34:24the
00:34:24God
00:34:25of
00:34:25the
00:34:25wind
00:34:25and
00:34:25the
00:34:26no
00:34:26it's
00:34:28the
00:34:28corn
00:34:29God
00:34:29ain't
00:34:29no
00:34:29God
00:34:30damn
00:34:30corn
00:34:30God
00:34:30Mr.
00:34:31Indian
00:34:31it's
00:34:32the
00:34:32God
00:34:33of
00:34:33the
00:34:33corn
00:34:33no
00:34:33it's
00:34:34not
00:34:34because
00:34:35what
00:34:35is
00:34:35that
00:34:35in
00:34:35my
00:34:36thesis
00:34:36is
00:34:36that
00:34:37now
00:34:47be
00:34:47careful
00:34:48I
00:34:49heard
00:34:49Mitt Romney
00:34:49was a
00:34:50Mormon
00:34:50and I
00:34:50didn't
00:34:50know
00:34:50shit
00:34:51about
00:34:51the
00:34:51Mormons
00:34:52and I
00:34:52looked up
00:34:53the book
00:34:53and found
00:34:53out
00:34:54they have
00:34:54multiple
00:34:55wives
00:34:55I
00:34:55heard
00:34:56close
00:34:56the
00:34:56book
00:34:56that's
00:34:56some
00:34:57pimp
00:34:57shit
00:34:57keep
00:34:57that
00:34:58we
00:34:58might
00:34:58need
00:34:58that
00:34:58that
00:34:59might
00:35:01work
00:35:02out
00:35:02right
00:35:02there
00:35:02we'll
00:35:02keep
00:35:03that
00:35:03give
00:35:04that
00:35:04some
00:35:04powerful
00:35:05consideration
00:35:05there
00:35:06you know
00:35:06it's
00:35:10going to
00:35:10be
00:35:102012
00:35:10it's
00:35:10about
00:35:11what
00:35:11you
00:35:11believe
00:35:11in
00:35:12gotta
00:35:12find
00:35:13you
00:35:13something
00:35:13to
00:35:13believe
00:35:13it's
00:35:13about
00:35:13the
00:35:14three
00:35:14R's
00:35:14it's
00:35:14about
00:35:14religion
00:35:15relationship
00:35:17arithmetic
00:35:18look at
00:35:24white
00:35:24people
00:35:24that
00:35:24is
00:35:24not
00:35:25how
00:35:25it's
00:35:25spelled
00:35:25I
00:35:26told you
00:35:26that
00:35:26world
00:35:30getting
00:35:31crazy
00:35:31if
00:35:32you
00:35:33believe
00:35:33in
00:35:33the
00:35:33bible
00:35:33understand
00:35:34gotta
00:35:35be
00:35:35careful
00:35:35I
00:35:36did
00:35:36all
00:35:36of
00:35:36the
00:35:37shit
00:35:37I
00:35:37was
00:35:37trying
00:35:37to
00:35:37find
00:35:37whatever
00:35:38religion
00:35:38was
00:35:38gonna
00:35:39help
00:35:39me
00:35:39I
00:35:39even
00:35:40tried
00:35:40Rastafarian
00:35:41and let
00:35:41me
00:35:41tell
00:35:42you
00:35:42they
00:35:44had
00:35:45my
00:35:45attention
00:35:45let me
00:35:46tell
00:35:46you
00:35:46they
00:35:46they
00:35:47say
00:35:48we
00:35:48believe
00:35:48everything
00:35:49christians
00:35:49believe
00:35:50we
00:35:50just
00:35:50believe
00:35:51the
00:35:51higher
00:35:51you
00:35:51get
00:35:52the
00:35:52closer
00:35:53you
00:35:53are
00:35:53to
00:35:53God
00:35:54well
00:36:01I
00:36:01think
00:36:01I'd
00:36:01like
00:36:01to
00:36:02try
00:36:02that
00:36:02nigga
00:36:05so
00:36:05high
00:36:05he
00:36:05trying
00:36:06to
00:36:06look
00:36:06in
00:36:06Jesus
00:36:06window
00:36:07and
00:36:07shit
00:36:07everybody
00:36:21want you
00:36:21to
00:36:21believe
00:36:21some
00:36:21shit
00:36:22find
00:36:23you
00:36:24something
00:36:24to
00:36:24believe
00:36:24in
00:36:24get
00:36:25you
00:36:25some
00:36:25people
00:36:25that
00:36:25give
00:36:26a
00:36:26fuck
00:36:26about
00:36:26you
00:36:26get
00:36:27your
00:36:27team
00:36:27together
00:36:28the
00:36:28shit
00:36:28gonna
00:36:28hit
00:36:29the
00:36:29fan
00:36:29the
00:36:29Bible
00:36:30say
00:36:30first
00:36:31shall
00:36:31be
00:36:31last
00:36:32I
00:36:33don't
00:36:33know
00:36:33but
00:36:33speaking
00:36:34for
00:36:34niggas
00:36:34we
00:36:35have
00:36:35been
00:36:35the
00:36:35first
00:36:36at
00:36:36last
00:36:37for
00:36:39a
00:36:39long
00:36:39time
00:36:40I
00:36:40don't
00:36:40think
00:36:40you
00:36:40ever
00:36:41gonna
00:36:41be
00:36:41able
00:36:41to
00:36:41beat
00:36:41us
00:36:41at
00:36:42that
00:36:42you
00:36:46ain't
00:36:46gonna
00:36:46be
00:36:46able
00:36:46to
00:36:46outlast
00:36:47niggas
00:36:47we've
00:36:48been
00:36:48last
00:36:48gay
00:36:54people
00:36:54want
00:36:54to be
00:36:54niggas
00:36:55they
00:36:55want
00:36:55to
00:36:55say
00:36:55it's
00:36:55civil
00:36:56rights
00:36:56no
00:36:56no
00:36:58because
00:36:58as a
00:36:58gay
00:36:59person
00:36:59you
00:36:59can
00:36:59be
00:36:59gay
00:37:00you
00:37:00just
00:37:00it's
00:37:00about
00:37:00what
00:37:00kind
00:37:01of
00:37:01person
00:37:01you
00:37:01are
00:37:02gay
00:37:02as
00:37:03a
00:37:04we
00:37:04was
00:37:04treated
00:37:04like
00:37:05animals
00:37:05first
00:37:06then
00:37:07they
00:37:07let
00:37:07us
00:37:07put
00:37:08on
00:37:08clothes
00:37:08then
00:37:10they
00:37:10let
00:37:10us
00:37:10get
00:37:10in
00:37:11the
00:37:11NBA
00:37:11we
00:37:16got to
00:37:16prove
00:37:17something
00:37:17for
00:37:17ourselves
00:37:18for
00:37:18generations
00:37:19like
00:37:20when
00:37:20I'm
00:37:20talking
00:37:20to
00:37:21Mexicans
00:37:21I'm
00:37:21talking
00:37:22to
00:37:22Mexicans
00:37:22like
00:37:22they're
00:37:23really
00:37:23niggas
00:37:23because
00:37:24as far
00:37:24as
00:37:24we
00:37:25know
00:37:25they
00:37:25the
00:37:25closest
00:37:26to
00:37:26niggas
00:37:26we
00:37:27ever
00:37:27saw
00:37:27in
00:37:28this
00:37:28goddamn
00:37:28country
00:37:29we
00:37:29thought
00:37:30they
00:37:30was
00:37:30our
00:37:30niggas
00:37:31we
00:37:31was
00:37:32proud
00:37:32that
00:37:32they
00:37:32had
00:37:32a
00:37:33country
00:37:33and
00:37:33decided
00:37:34to
00:37:34come
00:37:34over
00:37:34here
00:37:35any
00:37:35motherfucking
00:37:35way
00:37:36we
00:37:37thought
00:37:37that
00:37:37was
00:37:37some
00:37:37American
00:37:38shit
00:37:38see
00:37:40you
00:37:40got
00:37:40a
00:37:40lot
00:37:40of
00:37:40politicians
00:37:41that
00:37:41tell
00:37:41you
00:37:42we
00:37:42need
00:37:42to
00:37:42keep
00:37:43some
00:37:43people
00:37:43out
00:37:43ain't
00:37:44no
00:37:44motherfucking
00:37:44people
00:37:45to
00:37:45keep
00:37:45the
00:37:46fuck
00:37:46out
00:37:46we
00:37:47need
00:37:47everybody
00:37:48that's
00:37:48right
00:37:48the
00:37:49fuck
00:37:49here
00:37:49see
00:37:49what
00:37:50you
00:37:50don't
00:37:50understand
00:37:50is
00:37:51when
00:37:51you
00:37:51watch
00:37:51the
00:37:52news
00:37:52you
00:37:52see
00:37:52all
00:37:53of
00:37:53these
00:37:53people
00:37:53talking
00:37:54shit
00:37:54about
00:37:54America
00:37:55understand
00:37:56they
00:37:56talking
00:37:56shit
00:37:56about
00:37:57America
00:37:57from
00:37:57they
00:37:58little
00:37:58dusty
00:37:58ass
00:37:59piece
00:37:59of
00:37:59shit
00:38:00ass
00:38:00country
00:38:00with
00:38:01no
00:38:01goddamn
00:38:11say
00:38:11we
00:38:12should
00:38:12all
00:38:12be
00:38:12equal
00:38:13bullshit
00:38:13equal
00:38:15to
00:38:15what
00:38:15we
00:38:16are
00:38:17better
00:38:17than
00:38:17you
00:38:18don't
00:38:26be
00:38:26shying
00:38:26to
00:38:26fucking
00:38:27say
00:38:27it
00:38:27we're
00:38:28better
00:38:28than
00:38:29they
00:38:29are
00:38:29we
00:38:30work
00:38:30harder
00:38:31we
00:38:31try
00:38:32harder
00:38:32nothing
00:38:32beats
00:38:33us
00:38:33we
00:38:34have
00:38:34kicked
00:38:34this
00:38:34recession
00:38:35so
00:38:35motherfucking
00:38:36hard
00:38:36first
00:38:37of
00:38:37all
00:38:37niggas
00:38:38let
00:38:38me
00:38:38say
00:38:38we
00:38:39didn't
00:38:39even
00:38:39know
00:38:40it
00:38:40was
00:38:40a
00:38:40recession
00:38:41until
00:38:41they gave
00:38:41it
00:38:41a
00:38:42word
00:38:42this
00:38:44is
00:38:44the
00:38:44shit
00:38:44niggas
00:38:45was
00:38:45doing
00:38:45the
00:38:45whole
00:38:45time
00:38:46white
00:38:46people
00:38:46welcome
00:38:47aboard
00:38:47welcome
00:38:49aboard
00:38:49get yourself
00:38:50some
00:38:50top ramen
00:38:51make yourself
00:38:51comfortable
00:38:52this is
00:38:52beautiful
00:38:52America ain't
00:38:58about what
00:38:59the fuck
00:38:59happens
00:39:00to you
00:39:00America
00:39:02is about
00:39:02what the fuck
00:39:03you do
00:39:03when the
00:39:04shit
00:39:05happens
00:39:06to you
00:39:06so
00:39:07now
00:39:08I
00:39:13have to
00:39:13come back
00:39:13and tell
00:39:14my
00:39:14people
00:39:14they
00:39:15finna
00:39:15fuck
00:39:15us
00:39:16when you
00:39:17go home
00:39:18into your
00:39:182012
00:39:19understand
00:39:19they already
00:39:20have
00:39:20concentration
00:39:21camps
00:39:22in the
00:39:22United States
00:39:23of
00:39:24motherfucking
00:39:24America
00:39:25that they've
00:39:25been building
00:39:26for four
00:39:27years now
00:39:28and the
00:39:28question is
00:39:29who
00:39:30in the
00:39:30fuck
00:39:31is
00:39:31you finna
00:39:32put in
00:39:32there
00:39:33we
00:39:34already
00:39:35got a
00:39:35prison
00:39:36and that
00:39:36motherfucker
00:39:37is so
00:39:37packed
00:39:38because at
00:39:41the end
00:39:41of the day
00:39:42it's all
00:39:42bullshit
00:39:43it's all
00:39:44bullshit
00:39:45white people
00:39:45Conrad
00:39:46Murray got
00:39:47four years
00:39:48and ain't
00:39:48gonna do
00:39:48but two
00:39:49of them
00:39:49and motherfuckers
00:39:50looking at it
00:39:51like he got
00:39:51what he
00:39:52deserves
00:39:52how the
00:39:52fuck
00:39:53do you
00:39:53figure
00:39:53he got
00:39:54what the
00:39:54fuck
00:39:54he
00:39:54deserves
00:39:55you can
00:39:56murder
00:39:56a billionaire
00:39:57and get
00:39:58two and a
00:39:58half years
00:39:59and probation
00:39:59these
00:40:00niggas
00:40:01had me
00:40:01on six
00:40:01years of
00:40:02probation
00:40:02for a blunt
00:40:03I hadn't
00:40:03lit yet
00:40:04understand
00:40:11the bullshit
00:40:12is hitting
00:40:13the fan
00:40:13goddammit
00:40:14they gave
00:40:16Conrad
00:40:16Murray's
00:40:17motherfucking
00:40:17ass
00:40:17less than
00:40:18four
00:40:18goddam
00:40:18years
00:40:19understand
00:40:20white people
00:40:20that once
00:40:21was a
00:40:21man
00:40:22named
00:40:23Plexico
00:40:24Burris
00:40:24now
00:40:26this
00:40:27nigga
00:40:27shot
00:40:28his
00:40:28self
00:40:28in the
00:40:30goddam
00:40:30leg
00:40:31understand
00:40:31that
00:40:32this
00:40:33nigga
00:40:33assaulted
00:40:34himself
00:40:35he
00:40:39didn't
00:40:40snitch
00:40:40on
00:40:40himself
00:40:41didn't
00:40:43turn
00:40:43himself
00:40:43in
00:40:44file
00:40:44charges
00:40:45against
00:40:45himself
00:40:46three
00:40:48whole
00:40:49years
00:40:50penitentiary
00:40:51shoot
00:40:52yourself
00:40:52and
00:41:04and
00:41:04I know
00:41:04some
00:41:06of y'all
00:41:06looking at
00:41:06me like
00:41:06you're not
00:41:07fending
00:41:07talk about
00:41:09Michael
00:41:09are you
00:41:09yes I
00:41:11am
00:41:12first of all
00:41:13let me start
00:41:14off by saying
00:41:14with all the
00:41:15Michael Jackson
00:41:15fans
00:41:15please make
00:41:16some noise
00:41:16in the building
00:41:17this evening
00:41:18I don't
00:41:24apologize
00:41:25often
00:41:26this is not
00:41:27a time for
00:41:28me to
00:41:28start
00:41:28but when I
00:41:33was talking
00:41:33I was talking
00:41:34about somebody
00:41:34lying
00:41:35and the
00:41:37fact of the
00:41:37matter is
00:41:38we watched
00:41:40this nigga
00:41:40get murdered
00:41:41right in
00:41:42front of
00:41:42our own
00:41:43motherfucking
00:41:44face
00:41:44and the
00:41:45nigga knew
00:41:46it was
00:41:46finna
00:41:46happen
00:41:47he told
00:41:48us
00:41:48and we
00:41:48didn't
00:41:49know
00:41:49nigga named
00:41:51his last
00:41:51tour
00:41:51this
00:41:52is it
00:41:53white people
00:42:03let me just
00:42:03tell you a
00:42:04little nigga
00:42:04secret
00:42:04if I could
00:42:05niggas have
00:42:08never said
00:42:09this is it
00:42:10in a
00:42:11celebratory
00:42:12fashion
00:42:12let me just
00:42:13say
00:42:13white people
00:42:15do it all
00:42:16the time
00:42:16this is it
00:42:17not niggas
00:42:19every time
00:42:19we say
00:42:19it we say
00:42:20it like
00:42:20this
00:42:20you know
00:42:21what nigga
00:42:21this is it
00:42:22and they
00:42:29straight up
00:42:30killed that
00:42:30nigga
00:42:30killed him
00:42:32and gave
00:42:33us the
00:42:33most bullshit
00:42:34story
00:42:34we ever
00:42:35heard
00:42:35our entire
00:42:36life
00:42:37first they
00:42:38told us
00:42:39this nigga
00:42:39was a
00:42:39drug addict
00:42:40then we
00:42:42find out
00:42:42this nigga's
00:42:43drug
00:42:43was sleep
00:42:44you telling
00:42:55me this nigga
00:42:56got high
00:42:56and went to sleep
00:42:57yeah that's
00:43:02no drug addict
00:43:03something's
00:43:06a foul
00:43:07here
00:43:07this story
00:43:07don't go
00:43:08together
00:43:08understand
00:43:11white people
00:43:11no story
00:43:12ends with
00:43:13coma
00:43:13but certainly
00:43:17no story
00:43:18starts
00:43:19with coma
00:43:20they started
00:43:22this nigga
00:43:23story
00:43:23off
00:43:23with coma
00:43:24said
00:43:26a nigga
00:43:26I don't know
00:43:28how he would
00:43:29sleep
00:43:29I'm sure
00:43:29he don't sleep
00:43:30regular
00:43:30but I'm sure
00:43:31he was
00:43:31I don't know
00:43:43I don't know
00:43:45how he would
00:43:46sleep
00:43:46but I knew
00:43:46he slept
00:43:47fancy
00:43:48the next story
00:43:52is this nigga
00:43:53was asleep
00:43:54in a coma
00:43:55then they say
00:44:00he wakes up
00:44:01out of his coma
00:44:03now understand
00:44:04niggas
00:44:05the whole thing
00:44:07about a coma
00:44:08supposed to be
00:44:08you can't get
00:44:09the fuck up
00:44:09from one
00:44:10I'll come back
00:44:12to that part
00:44:13later
00:44:13oh the nigga
00:44:16wakes up
00:44:16out of the coma
00:44:17conrad
00:44:26conrad
00:44:30where are you
00:44:30conrad
00:44:33Tito
00:44:33someone
00:44:34come here
00:44:35this is where
00:44:37the story
00:44:38gets fucked up
00:44:39then they say
00:44:41ain't nobody
00:44:41there
00:44:42so they say
00:44:44he grabs
00:44:45the propofol
00:44:45and injects
00:44:53his motherfucking
00:44:54self
00:44:54and goes
00:44:56back
00:44:57into a coma
00:44:58girl
00:44:59close your eyes
00:45:01let the propofol
00:45:04into
00:45:05me
00:45:05are you
00:45:12telling me
00:45:13that a nigga
00:45:15would pay
00:45:18somebody
00:45:18$150,000
00:45:21a month
00:45:22to do
00:45:23some shit
00:45:24he could
00:45:25wake up
00:45:25out of a coma
00:45:26and do
00:45:27for himself
00:45:27you can kiss
00:45:29my motherfucking
00:45:30ass
00:45:30that's like
00:45:31that's like me
00:45:31paying a bitch
00:45:32to suck
00:45:33my dick
00:45:33after the show
00:45:34and paying
00:45:34her girlfriend
00:45:35to swallow
00:45:36thank you
00:45:41white people
00:45:47it was a set up
00:45:48we knew it
00:45:50as soon as
00:45:50we saw
00:45:51conrad murray
00:45:52cause there
00:45:53couldn't have been
00:45:54no nigga
00:45:54to kill
00:45:55michael jackson
00:45:55but it certainly
00:45:57couldn't have been
00:45:57no white doctor
00:45:58if a white doctor
00:46:06had to kill
00:46:07michael jackson
00:46:08it would have been
00:46:08600,000 niggas
00:46:10in moonwalking
00:46:11socks
00:46:11the next day
00:46:12to rioting
00:46:13and dancing
00:46:14at the same time
00:46:15they got that
00:46:23piece of shit
00:46:24ass
00:46:24conrad murray
00:46:25that motherfucker
00:46:27that's what a
00:46:28snake look like
00:46:28in case you
00:46:29want to know
00:46:29what a motherfucking
00:46:30demon look like
00:46:31in person
00:46:32look at
00:46:32conrad murray's
00:46:33motherfucking ass
00:46:34that nigga was
00:46:35on trial
00:46:36anytime a nigga
00:46:37can't cry
00:46:38white people
00:46:41understand
00:46:41niggas either cry
00:46:42one or two ways
00:46:43not at all
00:46:44or all the way
00:46:46conrad murray
00:46:51was on trial
00:46:51for 14 weeks
00:46:52trying to get
00:46:53one tear
00:46:54out of his
00:46:55lying ass
00:46:56ass
00:46:56fuck
00:47:06fuck
00:47:06ass
00:47:06nigga
00:47:07the bible
00:47:08say
00:47:08don't believe
00:47:09no nigga
00:47:09that can't
00:47:10say truth
00:47:11this nigga
00:47:12all on tv
00:47:13i am going
00:47:14i am going to
00:47:14tell the truth
00:47:15what did that
00:47:19nigga say
00:47:19i am going to
00:47:22tell the truth
00:47:23i have faith
00:47:26then that nigga
00:47:30had this trial
00:47:31and he embarrassed
00:47:32every nigga
00:47:32in the world
00:47:33right in the middle
00:47:36of the conrad murray
00:47:36trial
00:47:37we thought he
00:47:37couldn't get
00:47:38no fucking
00:47:38worse
00:47:39this nigga
00:47:40bring out
00:47:40as a witness
00:47:41the oldest
00:47:42living slave
00:47:43we have ever
00:47:44seen
00:47:45please tell me
00:47:46you saw
00:47:47that old
00:47:47bitch
00:47:48that bitch
00:47:53was 136
00:47:54god damn
00:47:55years old
00:47:56that bitch
00:47:58it took her so long
00:48:01to get to the stand
00:48:02that you knew
00:48:03this bitch
00:48:04was gonna tell
00:48:05the truth
00:48:05shit
00:48:05this bitch
00:48:22was 136
00:48:23and her wig
00:48:24was brand new
00:48:26had the can
00:48:28still in that bitch
00:48:29her slave
00:48:31motherfucking
00:48:31ass shit
00:48:32this bitch
00:48:34snuck
00:48:34on the stand
00:48:35how do you
00:48:37sit like a slave
00:48:38she just
00:48:39every time
00:48:52the judge
00:48:52asks her
00:48:53excuse me
00:48:54judge
00:48:54fucking judge
00:48:58asked her
00:48:58is conrad murray
00:48:59greedy
00:48:59and this old
00:49:00decrepit bitch
00:49:01act like greedy
00:49:02was the worst
00:49:03insult she had
00:49:04ever heard
00:49:05and her god damn
00:49:05greedy
00:49:06oh conrad
00:49:09shut your ugly
00:49:10ass up
00:49:11bitch
00:49:11that was the only
00:49:15problem with
00:49:15michael jackson
00:49:16his fans
00:49:16was too
00:49:17god damn
00:49:17nice
00:49:18nice ass
00:49:21michael jackson
00:49:21fans
00:49:22letting conrad
00:49:23murray's punk
00:49:23ass
00:49:24go to court
00:49:24every god damn
00:49:25day
00:49:26with no security
00:49:27that's why
00:49:30that's why
00:49:30you got to have
00:49:31some ghetto
00:49:31fans
00:49:32you ain't gonna
00:49:34be able to
00:49:34just kill me
00:49:35nigga
00:49:35and go to
00:49:36court
00:49:36like everything
00:49:37is okay
00:49:38it's gonna be
00:49:38a bitch
00:49:39to hit you
00:49:39with a brick
00:49:40every time
00:49:41you show up
00:49:42to court
00:49:42just I'm here
00:49:43I'm here
00:49:43five minutes
00:50:02all right
00:50:16let me
00:50:16let me
00:50:19let me just
00:50:20let me just
00:50:22take this time
00:50:22to say that
00:50:23okay look
00:50:27just cut this
00:50:29real quick
00:50:29so I can tell
00:50:29y'all something
00:50:30cut
00:50:33okay
00:50:33no
00:50:39no bullshit
00:50:40I don't know
00:50:42each of y'all
00:50:43personally
00:50:43but I always
00:50:45feel a little
00:50:46more comfortable
00:50:46when I'm up
00:50:49here and
00:50:49the people
00:50:50is out here
00:50:51because at the
00:50:52end of the
00:50:52day
00:50:53I really
00:50:54was never
00:50:55tall
00:50:55even when
00:50:55I started
00:50:56I never
00:51:01was really
00:51:01special to
00:51:02fucking look
00:51:02at
00:51:03but when I
00:51:04came to
00:51:04LA
00:51:05niggas acted
00:51:06like they
00:51:07understood where
00:51:08the fuck I
00:51:08was coming
00:51:09from
00:51:09and allowed
00:51:11a nigga to
00:51:11be that
00:51:12so when I
00:51:19retired
00:51:20there was a
00:51:22lot of things
00:51:22going on
00:51:23going on and
00:51:23I didn't want
00:51:24to come back
00:51:24and tell y'all
00:51:25what the fuck
00:51:25it was
00:51:26because I
00:51:26wanted y'all
00:51:27to be proud
00:51:27of me
00:51:28for some
00:51:29shit
00:51:29even if I
00:51:30was fucking
00:51:31it up
00:51:31but then they
00:51:32started arresting
00:51:33a nigga so much
00:51:34understand you
00:51:39can only get
00:51:40arrested maybe
00:51:40six times
00:51:41before it
00:51:41ain't fun
00:51:42no more
00:51:42I just want
00:51:46you to
00:51:46understand that
00:51:47if you go
00:51:47to TMZ
00:51:48you will
00:51:49see the
00:51:49fact that
00:51:50I've been
00:51:51arrested 14
00:51:52times in
00:51:5346 months
00:51:54what I want
00:51:56you to
00:51:56understand is
00:51:57you have
00:51:57never ever
00:51:58in your life
00:51:59seen me
00:52:00standing in
00:52:00a courthouse
00:52:01now put
00:52:03them two
00:52:03things
00:52:04together
00:52:04Satan
00:52:06ain't shit
00:52:07everything he
00:52:09try to do
00:52:10he loses
00:52:11that
00:52:11because he
00:52:12ain't shit
00:52:12his people
00:52:14ain't shit
00:52:15nothing he
00:52:16likes is shit
00:52:17all his people
00:52:19is ugly
00:52:19they all
00:52:20stink
00:52:21they was
00:52:22worse off
00:52:23before the
00:52:23recession
00:52:24during the
00:52:25recession
00:52:26after the
00:52:27recession
00:52:27he ain't shit
00:52:29and so
00:52:30understand
00:52:31that even
00:52:34if they
00:52:34was gonna
00:52:34kill me
00:52:35for the
00:52:36shit I
00:52:36got to
00:52:36say
00:52:37I don't
00:52:38know why
00:52:38I'm still
00:52:39here in
00:52:40the first
00:52:40motherfucking
00:52:41place
00:52:41what I do
00:52:43know is
00:52:43I've been
00:52:44waiting my
00:52:44whole life
00:52:45for 2012
00:52:46I've been
00:52:47waiting my
00:52:48whole life
00:52:48to think
00:52:49that the
00:52:50end of
00:52:50the goddamn
00:52:51world
00:52:51was finna
00:52:52come
00:52:52so now
00:52:53niggas
00:52:54let's say
00:52:54it don't
00:52:55come
00:52:55can we
00:52:56agree to
00:52:56at least
00:52:57act like
00:52:58this gonna
00:52:58be our
00:52:59last time
00:53:00on this
00:53:00motherfucker
00:53:01so we
00:53:01can do
00:53:02it right
00:53:02one goddamn
00:53:03time
00:53:04what I'm
00:53:05telling you
00:53:05is
00:53:05bitch
00:53:08niggas
00:53:09is done
00:53:09I know
00:53:12what you've
00:53:12been seeing
00:53:12I know
00:53:13what you've
00:53:13been looking
00:53:13at
00:53:13I know
00:53:14you think
00:53:14Tyler
00:53:15Perry
00:53:16have 46
00:53:16more
00:53:17cross
00:53:17dressing
00:53:19drag
00:53:19queen
00:53:19movies
00:53:20left
00:53:20in
00:53:20here
00:53:21I'm
00:53:25not
00:53:25homophobic
00:53:25I have
00:53:27nothing
00:53:27against
00:53:27gay
00:53:28women
00:53:28at
00:53:28all
00:53:28power
00:53:30to the
00:53:30lesbian
00:53:30nation
00:53:31may we
00:53:33all eat
00:53:33pussy
00:53:33this evening
00:53:34if it's
00:53:34feasible
00:53:35but it's
00:53:38time for
00:53:38people to
00:53:39stand up
00:53:39for what
00:53:39the fuck
00:53:40they are
00:53:40everybody
00:53:41can't be
00:53:41ashamed
00:53:42to tell
00:53:43the goddamn
00:53:43truth
00:53:44it can't
00:53:44be
00:53:44everybody
00:53:45that won't
00:53:45say
00:53:46what the
00:53:46fuck
00:53:46they meant
00:53:47to say
00:53:47as soon
00:53:48as they
00:53:48get the
00:53:49opportunity
00:53:49Christian
00:53:50people
00:53:50it's the
00:53:51same
00:53:51for y'all
00:53:52if y'all
00:53:52so holy
00:53:53it's time
00:53:54to get
00:53:54motherfucking
00:53:55holy
00:53:55if you
00:53:56believe in
00:53:56some shit
00:53:57make sure
00:53:58you got
00:53:58some right
00:53:59shit
00:53:59because I'm
00:53:59trying to
00:54:00tell you
00:54:00everybody
00:54:01can't be
00:54:01right
00:54:02I say
00:54:02fuck
00:54:03Bishop
00:54:03Eddie
00:54:03Long
00:54:04and everybody
00:54:05who ever
00:54:05went to
00:54:05his goddamn
00:54:06church
00:54:06is what
00:54:07I say
00:54:08fuck
00:54:08the choir
00:54:09the choir
00:54:09director
00:54:10the people
00:54:11in the
00:54:11choir
00:54:11the nigga
00:54:12on drums
00:54:13fuck
00:54:13them
00:54:13in the
00:54:13parking
00:54:14lot
00:54:14not because
00:54:18I'm homophobic
00:54:19but because
00:54:20I don't think
00:54:20you can preach
00:54:21the gospel
00:54:21with booty
00:54:22on your
00:54:22breath
00:54:22I just
00:54:23don't think
00:54:23you can
00:54:24I'm not
00:54:25saying you
00:54:26can't
00:54:26I don't
00:54:26think you
00:54:27can
00:54:27it's not
00:54:29my fault
00:54:29when I was
00:54:30eight years
00:54:31old
00:54:31they told
00:54:31me a bunch
00:54:32of stories
00:54:32that didn't
00:54:32make no
00:54:33sense
00:54:33they put
00:54:34me down
00:54:34and sat
00:54:35me right
00:54:35in front
00:54:35of the
00:54:36Bible
00:54:36and told
00:54:36me a
00:54:37story
00:54:37about
00:54:37Sodom
00:54:38and Gomorrah
00:54:39they told
00:54:39me it
00:54:40was two
00:54:40cities
00:54:41in the
00:54:41Bible
00:54:42where men
00:54:43lay
00:54:43with men
00:54:44then they
00:54:45said
00:54:46the next
00:54:47day
00:54:47God
00:54:48burnt
00:54:48the whole
00:54:49goddamn
00:54:49two
00:54:50cities
00:54:50to the
00:54:51ground
00:54:51end of
00:54:52the goddamn
00:54:53story
00:54:53now
00:54:54I don't
00:54:55know
00:54:55what you
00:54:56get out
00:54:56of that
00:54:57story
00:54:57I
00:54:59told my
00:55:00brother
00:55:00I don't
00:55:00give a
00:55:01fuck
00:55:01if you
00:55:01are
00:55:01three
00:55:02nigga
00:55:02they
00:55:02just
00:55:03said
00:55:03we
00:55:04was
00:55:04gonna
00:55:04burn
00:55:04down
00:55:04our
00:55:05bunk
00:55:05beds
00:55:05if you
00:55:05get in
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00:56:21cheer
00:56:22It's really good to see the people who a shot was not given to be able to stand on a grand
00:56:47Stages show you ain't got your spirit, right?
00:57:00So have fun tonight cuz you don't know if you're gonna be here tomorrow night. All right
00:57:06This your night
00:57:08This brother right here is from Dayton, Ohio
00:57:11Where Cat Williams is from he's funny as hell give it up for my man. Mr. Clayton Perkins y'all. Let's go. Let's go
00:57:19Let's go
00:57:23Well, you got me now motherfuckers
00:57:26Yeah, I was geeky get this motherfucker. I caught everybody I know I even call my girl
00:57:29I got the beatbox and that shit. Maybe you ain't gonna believe this shit. I got a motherfucking job
00:57:34Oh
00:57:37Job
00:57:39That bitch is like good nigga. Now you can hit me with that red red red red red
00:57:48Keep that energy same energy going y'all give it up for my girl Shantae Wayans
00:57:53Y'all
00:57:54That's right. Y'all looking real confused right now like who is this dude with titties
00:58:00This is real quick announcement to the unattractive girls if you are ugly in the straight world
00:58:05Ten times out of ten you gonna be ugly in the gay world
00:58:10All right, so
00:58:13Don't try to come to the gay life like niggas ain't treating you shit cuz we won't either okay
00:58:19If you ain't laughing yet, you just stupid
00:58:25This female right here is from Alabama Mobile, Alabama
00:58:30By way of Mobile, Alabama. I love her to death man cat lover to death y'all give it up for my girl Ashima
00:58:39Franklin y'all y'all give it up for Ashima Franklin y'all let's go
00:58:42Let's go
00:58:43Shut up
00:58:44Ladies in here who suck your dick. What yeah, ladies suck your dick
00:58:46Oh shit, ain't nobody on the front row clap. What the fuck is going on?
00:58:55Hey, you want a white girl she suck your dick nigga? What the fuck?
00:59:00Nigga kill yourself. What the hell is going on this motherfucker?
00:59:04You want a white girl on the front row?
00:59:06I can't wait
00:59:06Man Martin Luther King died for nothing nigga. You get your goddamn ass on the party here
00:59:11This is my man right here, man. He's signature at all. He had two-time Jeff comedy jam all-star
00:59:17And he is hilarious ripping this bitch up y'all give it up for my man. Mr. Will Sylvan Shaw
00:59:23Y'all give it up for Will Sylvan. Let's go. Let's go
00:59:26The one seat in coach is that middle seat isn't it
00:59:29Look at this. Look at this. You gotta sit like a gay person in coach. Look at this shit. I'm a thug. I done shot six motherfuckers. Look at this.
00:59:47This is my home girl. She's funny as shit. She's like the mother to her. Want y'all to keep the energy going. Give it up for my home girl. Miss Pat y'all. Let's go. Let's go.
00:59:55Anybody mad? I'm for real about my marriage. I just get in the bed and I'll be like, baby, you want some pussy?
01:00:03Cuz if you want it, I'll wash it.
01:00:11My hair was hardly the most magnificent of the day. I really look like the mayor of Whoville. My white friends will appreciate it. Long live the Grinch.
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