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00:00See, see, I swear we drove past that before.
00:12Should I get the map?
00:14You know where we are on the map?
00:16No.
00:18Neither do I.
00:20Like, uh, yeah, I think we're gonna have to stay out here tonight and head to the cabin in the morning.
00:30What do you think?
00:38I think there's a good chance that it's a dump.
00:41Yeah, I mean, then we'll leave.
00:43But I need to make sure I have enough energy to do justice to our first night together as husband and wife.
00:52Well, Cold River Motel, you have got a lot to live up to.
00:55Let's go.
01:00Let's go.
01:30It's strange to have an hotel in Ireland, nowhere.
01:43It's quiet.
01:45Look, I don't feel good about this place.
01:49It looks okay.
01:51It's Grimway Bale.
01:53Promise.
01:54Hello?
01:59Anyone home?
02:00Uh, sorry.
02:04Still a little busy back there.
02:07Uh, we'd like a room for the night.
02:09Okay, yeah.
02:10Uh, sure.
02:12Uh, you can, uh, take a pick.
02:14Uh, you have, uh, honeymoon suite?
02:23It's, uh, a lucky night.
02:27Uh, oh, you need a credit card or something?
02:31Uh, you guys take a load off and, uh, we can deal with the paperwork in the morning.
02:35Oh, we have guests.
02:40Hello.
02:41Hi.
02:42Hey.
02:43Is that your truck outside?
02:44The newlyweds?
02:46That's us.
02:49What do you say we throw in a free bottle of champers?
02:52You can't start your honeymoon without Bubbly.
02:53That would be criminal.
02:54Well, you, that is very generous.
03:00I was a little worried when we drove up.
03:02Other side of the world with nothing around for miles, I get it.
03:05Now, you don't slip carrying your ride over the threshold.
03:11I got it.
03:14Uh, yeah.
03:15All right.
03:15And, um, we will drop off your bottle and an ice bucket in ten minutes.
03:20Let's go.
03:24I love it.
03:51It's funny and dated.
03:57So was the guy you married.
04:07I need to get these clothes off.
04:10Oh, that's exactly what I was saying.
04:12Freshen up, you horned on me.
04:18Okay.
04:20Don't take too long.
04:21We'll consummate our marriage and make it all kinds of official.
04:40Well, I'm about to make that very easy for you, Mr. Ridley.
04:44Oh, that sounds good.
04:46That sounds good.
04:49I, uh...
04:52I got a big surprise for you, honey.
04:57A big one?
04:59I've got a surprise for you, too.
05:00Champagne's here.
05:11I think she got the wrong...
05:16Dad.
05:17You.
05:18Kill.
05:22Kill.
05:22Jim.
05:24Kim.
05:24Oh...
05:25I...
05:25Oh, why are you...
05:27T Meanwhile...
05:28Oh, here's...
05:29Oh, ah...
05:31guys.
05:35Who I...
05:37Oh, Jay.
05:38Oh, look.
05:40Ah!
05:40Okay, you dirty devil.
06:10I've seen photos of your installations, you know, and I know you're recreating crime
06:33scenes, but you really do evoke the feeling of what they're really like, you know?
06:39That means a lot. Especially coming from someone with your direct experience. Thank you.
06:43You know, I read a paper on your work. The blood and bones, that's all real?
06:47I don't think anything. I don't think I should.
06:50Me neither, honey. Every one of my oohs and ahs is guaranteed legit.
06:54So, you've really slept with all those serial killers?
06:57Yeah. One away from a dangerous dozen.
07:01You may have given birth to Baphomet's baby in Doom Service 4 generations.
07:06Oh, I'd like to forget that movie. But I screwed the actual druid.
07:11Not the actual famous druid.
07:12The original druid. Those two kids were copycats. Yawn.
07:16Hi. I don't think I know you.
07:19Sorry.
07:21Oh.
07:23Okay.
07:25Crow, I just like to feel the energy of the place as we get close.
07:35I feel it all over. Guys, I cannot believe we get to go to the place where the cold river slaughter took place!
07:42Yeah, I've been studying the events that night for years.
07:45For me, I mean, this place is right behind the Polanski Tate mansion. I mean, it's, it's big.
07:50Yeah, but thank God, Manson, Baphomet is still out there.
07:53You cannot tell me that that forestry guy, uh, what's his name?
07:56Davin Rene.
07:57Yes, you cannot tell me he was the killer.
07:59But then he killed himself.
08:00Sounds guilty. What about you, Crow?
08:03Forestry guy? Trucker? The local chief of police? What's your theory?
08:07I've long since shed theories. I listen to the spirits and they're telling me that this is going
08:15to be a very challenging weekend for all of us and that we'd best be ready for unimaginable...
08:24...pain.
08:25Okay, fucking A, Crow.
08:27We didn't all sign up for some shiny happy people shit.
08:31I mean, look, we're rolling in on a big-ass hearse. How's that for a jinx?
08:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:38Wow. There it is.
09:05Oh, look at all these trees.
09:18I like it.
09:20Welcome, everyone.
09:24We are so glad to have you here. Handpicked for our inaugural weekend.
09:28Each one of you is a VIP of the true crime scene, whether it be podcasting, movies, academia, art,
09:41the spiritual, or the experiential.
09:45You are the best, the most devoted, the completely obsessed.
09:53And we share that obsession, and can think of no one who deserves to join us for our opening weekend
09:58more than all of you.
10:01So welcome to the Cold River Motel, proudly restored to its true crime glory.
10:07What do you want with these?
10:08Just inside.
10:10Now, please follow us to check in, where star-crossed lovers Joey and Caitlin first started on their heartbreaking path.
10:18To quote a little movie's tagline,
10:21check in for the night, but check out in a body bag.
10:25Oh, thank you.
10:47Thank you, JP. You should get going before that big storm.
10:50Oh, well, there's no cell service out in the boonies, and our landline has yet to be installed.
10:56Thank you, unreliable rural health.
10:58Our motel does have satellite Wi-Fi all set up, so you can post every last morbid morsel of fun we get up to this weekend.
11:06It's so strange to be in the real place after all the movies.
11:08I mean, I've been here before, just not really, you know?
11:13Art mirrors life.
11:16Oh, shit.
11:17That's where Eric bled out.
11:20Fake, obviously.
11:21An honorable was there.
11:22Somebody knows their Cold River murder facts.
11:24And this is where it started.
11:26Eric, the owner, he got stabbed and then made his way all the way down to the basement.
11:30God, imagine bleeding out for that long.
11:33I actually don't have to.
11:35I've lived through it.
11:37Were there other bloodstains that were still here when you bought the place?
11:41Some rooms, yes.
11:43Was there any new evidence uncovered during those rentals?
11:45Sadly, no.
11:47Imagine if by reopening the motel, you closed the circle.
11:54And we discover who Baphomet really is.
11:58Now that would be a benediction.
12:04The Wi-Fi.
12:05Can we get the, uh...
12:06I need to see the top.
12:07I need to see the top.
12:09The Wi-Fi.
12:10So, well, I'll give it to you.
12:11So, so, thank you.
12:12All right, let me see.
12:25Three.
12:32Five.
12:40Caitlin, enjoy his honeymoon, sweetie.
12:42I'm too hot to die.
13:09Cut!
13:11That was incredible.
13:15I don't know how you made that line work, but you did.
13:19Oh my God, do you need a minute?
13:20No, I'm fine.
13:21I really am fine.
13:23So, it was good then?
13:24Are you kidding me?
13:25Half of us are crying over that.
13:26Oh, good, good.
13:27Okay, awesome, awesome.
13:28That's good to hear.
13:30Okay, well, I'm good to go again.
13:31Yeah?
13:31Honestly, yeah, whatever you need.
13:33You know, crying and dying is easy for me.
13:35Yeah, I...
13:37Fantastic.
13:38Okay, well, you heard her.
13:40Let's do it again.
13:41Thanks, guys.
13:52All right.
13:52So, this is where it all happened.
14:00Worst art ever.
14:01Yep.
14:03Pretty crazy to stand here.
14:06That poor woman.
14:06Playing her, I had to try and imagine what it would have been like, but actually being here,
14:13I have no idea what the hell her or any of them went through.
14:16I mean, how could I?
14:19We should probably get out of here.
14:20That lady, she...
14:21Ruby?
14:22I think she has a plan she doesn't want us deviating from.
14:36We are going to start our weekend with a scrumptious meal
14:52by none other than chef of three-star, flesh and sinew, Hemingway.
14:58Ah!
15:04Well, well, Madame, I miss you.
15:07Please, strap in.
15:09I've thought long and hard about the kind of cuisine that would do justice to the cold river.
15:23Such a dark and story place.
15:26Then I realized there could be nothing more resonant than for us to eat.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:44This is messed up.
15:47Unreal.
15:53Are you a leg man?
15:54That was in bad taste, not to mention disgusting.
15:57Everything you see is made of the most delicious meats, tofus, and grains.
16:03The leg is bony and naturally.
16:06The planks are for the vegans.
16:08I'll be sticking to that, thank you.
16:09Not me.
16:11Total carnivore over here.
16:13Well, actually, exo-cannibalism has been practiced in every corner of the world.
16:18Great power can be derived eating the flesh of your enemies.
16:22Caitlyn was a victim.
16:23She's no one's enemy.
16:24Of course not.
16:25She's my favorite victim in the world.
16:27And we're both Capricorns.
16:30The blood and body of Caitlyn.
16:33It's really good.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:48But you have to try it.
16:52This is incredible.
16:53Thank you, Caitlyn.
16:55I'm not usually a lamb guy, but tambours are good.
16:59Who knew you could be so delicious, girl?
17:03Oh, boy.
17:17Next, a blood palate cleanser.
17:21What?
17:23Oh, this looks so realistic.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:27I don't drink so I'll pass.
17:29How'd you get the viscosity?
17:30Corn syrup.
17:31Corn syrup.
17:32Corn syrup.
17:33That very day.
17:35This amazing meal is just the first of many special events that Portia and I have planned for you this weekend.
17:41Next up, Crow is going to lead us in a seance in the very place where the Black celebration happened 30 years ago.
17:47A seance?
17:48I'm there.
17:50Good.
17:51Because attendance is mandatory.
17:53To the Cold River Slaughter Clique.
18:03Nothing but the best for the obsessed.
18:05Oh, my gosh.
18:07Cheers to that.
18:08So metallic.
18:19Seriously.
18:21How'd you make this?
18:22There's a tiny bit of vodka in there.
18:24The rest is 100% me.
18:26My blood, that is.
18:27Get out of here.
18:35It's true.
18:37You all just drank my blood, my personal sacrifice.
18:42What?
18:42Are you crazy?
18:44Do you know how unhygienic that is?
18:45Jesus.
18:46Do you know the health of the animals you eat?
18:49The ones you eat raw?
18:50Your sushis, your beef tartare.
18:52It's not the same thing.
18:53You're damn right it's not, because I just gave you a piece of meat.
18:57And I, for one, thank you wholeheartedly.
19:00If this is what's going to happen this weekend, just call back the limo.
19:05Ah, speak of the devil.
19:06Did anyone leave anything in the stretch hearse?
19:08Other than our common sense, no.
19:10Hello?
19:11Coming, JP.
19:16Wow.
19:17I saw you dropped.
19:21Uh, can we come in?
19:22It's a hurricane out there.
19:24We are trapped.
19:26Uh, I'm afraid that we are closed for the whole weekend for a private event.
19:30Oh, okay.
19:31The police scanner is saying that the roads and highways are impassable.
19:34There's trees down, roads washed out, the bridge to Kenwood is gone.
19:37Well, we were just wondering if we could...
19:39Sorry, no vacancy.
19:41As my partner said, this is a private and exclusive weekend.
19:46Um, could we at least park our RV in the back corner of your parking lot?
19:52Just till the storm blows over.
19:53The entire premises are being used for the event, so I'm afraid that's not possible.
19:59Okay.
19:59Well, not getting that RV on these roads isn't possible either.
20:04I could barely see out the window.
20:06I wouldn't normally ask, but we're stuck.
20:14Fine.
20:16But the motel itself is off limits.
20:20You won't even notice we're there.
20:21We have everything we need in the RV, and with that thunder, you won't even hear Floyd snoring.
20:27Happy camping.
20:29Make sure it stays that way.
20:30Sorry.
20:36Every detail of the Cold River Motel is a murderous experience.
20:42Each murder room showcases a quote from Dante.
20:46All hope abandon ye who enter here.
20:50That feeling.
20:51Behind this door, Baphomet stabbed Kenny Vitale such vigor that pieces of his skin were found stuck to the ceiling.
20:59Is this my room?
21:00I'm down to trade, if it's someone else's.
21:02Look, the red doors are rooms where the murders actually took place.
21:05They're set aside as shrines.
21:06No one sleeps in them.
21:07Goodbye.
21:26Is this the spot he was murdered?
21:28That spot exactly.
21:30How do you know for sure?
21:32Knife marks in the floor, blood stains in the wood.
21:35Most people don't think about these things when they buy a property like this.
21:38Okay, say I gave you a hundred dollars, do you think you could just make an exemption?
21:42No.
21:43These are art installations by some of the world's most edgy pop artists, including one by our very own Kulani.
21:49Oh.
21:51They saved the honeymoon suite for me.
21:53It's a special, heartbreaking place.
21:55Our next event begins in one hour in the basement where Caitlyn was sacrificed.
22:09Crow is going to lead us on a seance and hopefully we'll have the chance to commune with Caitlyn herself.
22:16I have so many questions for her.
22:17Paige, do you think I could get some shots of you in the honeymoon suite?
22:21Like wigging out, pretending to be Caitlyn?
22:23We have a Caitlyn costume at the ready.
22:25We knew this would come up.
22:29Yeah, I'd be happy to.
22:35Any questions?
22:51I guess you revamp an old motel like this and that touchy-feely I got ADHD wacko is the kind
22:58of person you're going to get staying here.
23:00We were a little wacko at their age.
23:02Yeah, but we refined as we got older.
23:06That crowd looks like it might stay that way.
23:11You weren't lying about that refinement.
23:12I'd better not be that boss you weren't asking us to get out of Dodge after all.
23:20Hi, how's that?
23:22It's so quick, quick.
23:26Hi.
23:26Let's help.
23:33Call that little cutie hoo-hoo.
23:37Is this your macramate yourself?
23:38No, I got it at a Sally Ann near Flint when Floyd and I drove up to Saginaw.
23:45I love it in here.
23:46It's so comfy and normal.
23:50I'm a big fan of normal after today.
23:53So it's not just us.
23:54Your friends over there, they're a little...
23:57They're not my friends.
23:58They're not...
24:00We're up here for this special weekend.
24:03In the middle of nowhere.
24:05What am I missing?
24:08You have no idea what this motel is famous for?
24:11It's just like any other motel from St. John's to San Diego.
24:14True.
24:16But if I said cold river slaughter,
24:18that ring any bells?
24:19Oh yeah.
24:21That happened a long time ago.
24:23I saw an episode about it on some news magazine show.
24:26Oh my god.
24:28You're her.
24:29You're that actress from the movies.
24:33Oh, that's right.
24:34We saw two of those on the TV.
24:36What are they called again?
24:37Uh, Doom Service.
24:37Yes.
24:38They're based on what happened here 30 years ago.
24:41That...
24:42That happened here?
24:43All those murders?
24:46Jesus, I'm starting to regret we turned down this road.
24:49So what, this is some kind of creepy pilgrimage?
24:55That doesn't sound right.
24:56Ruby and Portia are relaunching the motel and they wanted us all up here for its inaugural weekend to get the word out.
25:02So, yes.
25:03So you are here to play the part of...
25:06Caitlin Bridgley.
25:07Yeah.
25:09Yeah, I'm sorry.
25:11Anyways, I was wondering...
25:15Once the roads are good, could I catch a ride with you guys?
25:19Even to the next town over, I...
25:23I just feel really gross being here and doing this.
25:26And sorry, I know you don't know me and I know you're on your holiday.
25:29I'm sorry.
25:30I've been working on the course and coming up.
25:33And Chief Lloyd, we'd be honored.
25:36My friends back home are gonna flip when they hear.
25:39Huh?
25:39We have room.
25:41And you're right.
25:42You should leave.
25:42It's not right in murder.
25:43It shouldn't be some selfie-snapping joke.
25:48I want to put everything that's ever happened here behind me.
25:51For good.
25:55Thanks for this, Steve.
25:57Where'd you run back here, okay?
25:58Okay.
26:09Don't.
26:12Fuck.
26:15Fuck.
26:31Fuck!
26:33No! No! No! No! No!
26:48No! No!
26:52Kate!
26:54What? What?
26:57Who the hell?
26:59And that is promo gold! Exactly what we're paying you for!
27:07Even to the final girl fall, we're being chased!
27:10Bravissima!
27:11Woo!
27:16Of course, everything that happens or is produced this weekend can and will be used to promote the Cold River.
27:22Well, I know I didn't agree to that.
27:24Small print folks, it's all in there. There's no deception.
27:27We give you an amazing free weekend at the number one true crime destination.
27:32And you give us the right to use whatever comes up for promotional purposes.
27:35Typical influencer engagement contract.
27:37I'm not an influencer.
27:38Neither am I.
27:40But I'll take the publicity.
27:42Yeah, you scratch my back with a butcher knife, I'll scratch yours.
27:45Awesome and good for you, Kawhi, and I mean that. But I work in academia.
27:49Which is notoriously boring.
27:50So I can't be seen screaming down a hall wearing some true crime cosplay to shill for a motel.
27:56Then why did you even come here?
27:58Obviously, Porsche, Rubes, I'm good with it.
28:01I came for access. For my research.
28:03Right. So you can put us all under a microscope.
28:06Dish in some masturbatory essay. So you can snag some big grant.
28:11Yeah, yeah. My big academic expose on a desperate chef flogging some tacky gimmick to hide the fact that when his food isn't too dry, it's way too salty.
28:21Look, are you okay with them using you like this? Mocking you to promote this place?
28:25They chased you with a knife.
28:27I run from knives for a living.
28:29Yeah, on your movie set, sure, but you're...
28:35You're being paid to be here.
28:38Sorry, what?
28:41Are you telling me I cooked an entire meal gratis while the washed up scream queen here charges a fee? For what? Shaking her tits?
28:49Hey, watch it, asshole.
28:51Oh, well, I suppose she's got to make a living somehow. It's not what the old career is tearing along, eh?
28:56Hey, she's a frickin' legend.
28:58Yes, the legend for looking great naked while covered in blood. At least she did when she was 19.
29:04I read about the new flick. How they reimagining the Doomed Service franchise without you.
29:10I know, but I'm afraid all that Botox and whatever else you've done or are planning on doing is not gonna make you young or relevant again.
29:24Just be in my room.
29:29You are a grade-A piece of shit.
29:31Yeah, she can act a lot better than you can cook.
29:33Oh, right. Now everybody hates my cooking, but it's true. You know it, I know it, even she knows it.
29:39You have the sensitivity of a psychopath.
29:42I thought that's what turned you on, baby.
29:45Unfortunately for you, I don't bet women whose body count is made up exclusively of serial killers.
29:52And do you want to know why? Because that kind of trophy sex usually means crazy.
30:00I've done enough of this pathetic weekend.
30:06Soon as the roads clear, I'm gonna hitch a ride back to town with the normies in their RVs.
30:11Oh, and by the way, ladies, if anyone deserves to be paid for this weekend, it's Hemingway.
30:19Put that in your fucking promo video.
30:24So, let's go for it.
30:47Well...
30:48Hey, y'all alright?
31:04Sure, I'm used to being a big joke.
31:08Emily's an idiot.
31:09Forget him.
31:11I can't escape her.
31:13I begged the director of those movies to cast me in his new indie.
31:17No luck.
31:18Zero.
31:20I try.
31:21I keep trying.
31:23But this...
31:25The only pain pick I can get is...
31:27Was her.
31:30You know, way back I knew I shouldn't have taken that part, but I was 17 and I was kicked out of my house and I needed the money.
31:36Look, if any of us had our high school jobs filmed, we'd be embarrassed.
31:40Well, I was naked for mine, so nobody takes me seriously.
31:44And nobody wants a 30-something final girl.
31:47Okay, you know, older people, they get killed all the time.
31:54Worst part is, being here, doing this, it's just more disrespect for Caitlin.
31:59Yeah, it's, uh, it's weird. I mean, she wasn't even the only person who died that night.
32:05Yeah, it's the usual bullshit. The same sexist woman hating rumors about her.
32:09She was on a honeymoon with the guy she left her husband for, so that makes her a slut.
32:14And she was wearing lingerie, so that meant I had to be totally naked.
32:17Yeah, it's all, uh, pretty crass.
32:20Yeah.
32:21You know, the awful thing is, the real Caitlin was a sweet woman, finally out of a bad marriage, back with her high school sweetheart.
32:28And they got one night together.
32:31Not even then.
32:32Yeah, you know, the second chance.
32:36God knows I know what needing my life feels like.
32:41It's just so sad and so wrong.
32:44God bless you.
33:14I don't know.
33:44Oh, Ruby. That is so sad.
34:04Spoiler alert. I'm not a sucker like your horror mascot in there.
34:09Oh, so scary. Look at me. I'm singing.
34:33This weekend is just a show. So is this motel. I'm going to burn it all down online.
34:47Foss out there all you want. I'm not even looking.
34:49It's having my time.
34:53No one thinks of how much blood it costs.
35:15Because that's what I want to read on my motel room door.
35:20It's from Dante's Inferno. They're all quotes from that.
35:24And the quote for a night here is 335 buckaroos.
35:28And it's funny because I don't remember receiving $335 from you.
35:32You both have been right, generous, allowing us to park on your lot.
35:35But you see, the thing is that the RV park we were supposed to overnight at,
35:39they have showers and we're not carrying enough water.
35:43So we were just wondering if...
35:45No. No way. Not this weekend.
35:48But we promised the showers will be even cleaner than before we stepped in.
35:51They'll be as clean as they are now because...
35:53Unless you're a paying guest, you're not stepping into one of them.
35:59All right.
36:07Well, that's a pretty expensive shower.
36:12Hey, don't use up all the hot water.
36:15Room 4.
36:19Edna, stay away from the guests.
36:23Oh, if the present world go astray, the cause is in you.
36:38You girls might want to take that one to heart.
36:40Oh, damn it, it's awesome.
37:06Ruby, you've had your fun.
37:21All right?
37:22Open the door.
37:24I'm getting lightheaded.
37:27Ruby!
37:30Look, I'm serious.
37:31I feel sick.
37:33This heat is not good for the brain.
37:40Ruby!
37:44Okay, look.
37:47I'll be nicer, okay?
37:48I'll even give the place a glowing review.
37:50Just open the goddamn door!
37:55Get me out of here!
37:57Open the door!
37:59Ruby!
38:00Hey!
38:01Let me out of here!
38:03Help me!
38:03Help me!
38:03Let me out!
38:05Let me out!
38:06Let me out!
38:06Let me out!
38:07Help me!
38:10Help me!
38:24Oh, no!
38:25Please help me!
38:25No!
38:29No!
38:30No!
38:31No!
38:31No!
38:31No!
39:02We know this symbol, or we think we do.
39:28We call it a pentagram, when in fact, it's a pentacle.
39:35We associate it with Satan, dark magic, when in fact, its original intent was to protect
39:44the bearer from evil spirits while alluring good ones, like the spirit of our innocent
39:54sister, Caitlyn Ridgely, who we will strive to commune with, seeking to answer the question
40:08we all want to know who was the all-too-human demon that slaughtered Caitlyn and seven others
40:19thirty years ago.
40:24I call upon you to aid me in summoning forth Caitlyn.
40:38Caitlyn.
40:39Caitlyn Ridgely, we summon you.
40:46Come to us from the other side, tell us who struck you down.
40:51Caitlyn, why won't you cross over to this plague?
40:58One of our tribe is missing.
41:01It's coming away.
41:02We're better off without him.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:06Everyone must be here.
41:08If the circle is not closed, Caitlyn's spirit might get confused.
41:13I saw Mr. Hot Air heading towards the sun.
41:16Come on.
41:17Come on.
41:39Hemingway, I hope you're decent.
41:42Hemingway, are you in there?
41:45What's going on?
41:46Guys?
41:47Hey.
41:48Where are we?
41:49What's going on?
41:50What the hell is happening?
41:53How does he look like?
41:54I'm calling him but he won't answer.
41:59Why is there a lock on it?
42:08We're locking it.
42:09happening? I'm calling him, but he won't answer. Why is there a lock on it? Who would lock him in?
42:16We've got to pry this lock off. I got it.
42:25Come on, you bastard.
42:28Oh, my God.
42:39That wasn't an accident. He was left in there to come.
42:54We don't know that friend.
42:56What the hell are you on? He reached through five inches of cedar and then what? Put a padlock on there?
43:02Perhaps the padlock was on the outside. He closes the door.
43:04We don't have a padlock on our sauna.
43:06Why would we? Was this just another one of your sick jokes that went wrong?
43:09Like when you chased Paige through the woods?
43:12Show us your phones.
43:14Why?
43:15See, if you were trying to scare Hemingway through likes on your socials.
43:18We wouldn't do this.
43:20How do we know that?
43:20Because we're not murderers. It would ruin our business.
43:23Maybe you went too far.
43:25Huh?
43:25How are we supposed to believe some sick, murder-obsessed freak?
43:29Don't you talk to her like that.
43:30Look, there's nothing on this, okay? But there's no Wi-Fi signal.
43:34What?
43:35What?
43:35He's right. There's nothing. I got nothing.
43:38Oh, God. The satellite is out.
43:40Okay, I'm going to try to reboot the router.
43:42This is feeling very familiar for me, okay?
43:45Hey, I don't trust you.
43:48And I sure as shit do not trust you.
43:49Look, I know we're outsiders, but you need to stop pointing fingers and get the cops out here right away.
43:54Okay, well, do you know how to fix a satellite?
43:56Or, like, hook up a landline?
43:58Okay, no, I didn't.
43:59The roads are all closed anyways. No one would even get in.
44:03We can load everyone into our RV and head off someplace safe.
44:07It would be slow going, but...
44:09Oh, my God!
44:13You still think this is a fucking accident?
44:19Baby!
44:20Oh, my God!
44:21Oh, my God!
44:22Oh, my God!
44:26Oh, my God!
44:28the
44:35the
44:37the
44:39the
44:40the
44:42christian
44:44the
44:46one speaker
44:47present them
44:48and
44:54the
44:57No.
45:03No.
45:18No!
45:19No.
45:20No!
45:49No.
46:19No.
46:49No.
46:50No.
46:51No.
46:52No.
46:53No.
46:54No.
46:55No.
46:56No.
46:57No.
46:58No.
46:59It's happening again.
47:00Do you think the original murderer has come back?
47:10One of those people killed the chef.
47:13Maybe we have a copycat.
47:15Come on!
47:16One of you is a killer.
47:18Hey!
47:19I'm not insane.
47:20Drop the knife!
47:21Let me out!
47:24Oh mighty Satan.
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