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00:00You
00:19Boy, darling
00:23Wake up
00:25The day we've been waiting for for 30 years
00:30It's finally here
00:32Did it?
00:35You and me?
00:37Mm-hmm
00:38Now there's someone else
00:40Someone's going to die
00:43You're killing both those assholes
00:46Boy, focus
00:48We need nine bodies, and one of them is still out there
00:53We need to retrieve it before a pack of coyotes or wolves get to it
01:02Ugh
01:23We need to get away
01:25Have we got a phone call?
01:26I can't do that
01:27Excuse me
01:28Yeah
01:29Actually, I can't do that
01:31I can't do this
01:32I can't do it
01:34Middle
01:38Names
01:40movement
01:42The
01:43This is a
01:44God
01:46what's that
01:56crazy bastard doing a striptease
02:04you get hypothermia
02:06body senses burning up
02:08and you start ripping your clothes off
02:09bodies are weird
02:12sure are
02:14one thing they don't do generally
02:19is explode
02:21god damn it
02:30well
02:35you know one thing for sure
02:37Blake's not the killer
02:39how are we going to take him back to the motel
02:42will that sludge even work
02:44we'll just gather up what we can and make the best of it
02:48his essence is here even if his body isn't
02:53wolves scavenge most of them
02:56hey what are you guys looking at
03:01we were out looking for Blake and
03:04how did this happen
03:09it's that snowblower sitting right there
03:11we banished him and he was murdered
03:14well hey he stabbed me and then shoved a gun in our faces and shot at us all right
03:19I know I know I know I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's still awful
03:22I don't think focus on now
03:24it's the fact that someone got to him before the wolves did
03:28was it
03:33was it you
03:35I thought the cold was gonna be enough
03:36I didn't expect someone to take it further
03:39where's Andy
03:43where's Andy
03:45he's inside making his breakfast
03:47he
03:48he wouldn't do this
03:50I was with Floyd all night
03:54were you with Andy
03:57no
03:58we slept in our own rooms
04:00I know you two have gotten close
04:03real close
04:05but I mean
04:06watch your six as they say
04:09what are we gonna do about Blake
04:14can't move him out here or not with all his scavengers around
04:17no it is mine
04:18I'm gonna go back to the shed
04:21grab a wheelbarrow, a couple shelves and a tarp
04:23and we'll take as much of this poor guy back to the motel as we can
04:30we'll take as well
04:53ooh
04:54that does not look good
04:57I wish we had some antibiotics
04:59It's starting to look infected.
05:01I don't need him.
05:03After this night, Bafame will see to all our needs.
05:08What?
05:10Barring the unlikely event of some unknown person out there,
05:14one of those two is our killer.
05:18And as long as they're allowed to roam free,
05:22the ceremony is in danger.
05:26There's an easy fix.
05:27Who?
05:29Let me go kill them.
05:30Kill them both.
05:32We need one alive for the invocation.
05:35Okay.
05:36I'll go chop off Andy's head and we'll bleed Paige out at midnight.
05:41Hey, trust me.
05:43I'd rather the killer be Paige.
05:46The killer, whether it's Andy or Paige,
05:48is not someone to be trifled with.
05:52Agreed.
05:54So, what do we do?
05:57We bring one of them over to our side.
06:00Which one?
06:03Paige.
06:05She'll make a better offering to Bafame,
06:06and one could argue that she's been preparing her whole life to be that.
06:11And how do we make her see the light?
06:13By giving her irrefutable proof that Andy is a Satan-worshipping psychopath.
06:27Sorry, I shouldn't have just walked in.
06:28It's okay, it's okay.
06:29I was outside with Floyd and Shirley, and we found Blake.
06:42Oh, I guess we knew the cold would get him.
06:44It wasn't the cold.
06:46He was killed.
06:47He was left in pieces.
06:49I'm not sure I'll ever get all of his blood off of me.
06:52Hey, hey.
06:53You should have gotten me.
06:55It's not really anything you or anyone else could have done.
06:59Well, how did he...
07:01Sorry, if it's too hard, you don't have to tell me.
07:04Snowblower.
07:06God.
07:11It's not funny in the slightest, it's just how...
07:14Oh, shh.
07:15It's okay.
07:16You're in shock, but that's all.
07:19The latest wave of slashers hidden in the speciousness of elevated horror,
07:23the glut of salacious true crime podcasts and docu-dramas,
07:26the alleged art film credibility of horror extremism,
07:30and the bald-faced opportunism of gross-out horror as social media sanctioned there.
07:36What becomes painfully clear is that hoary but truthful trope of the last 70 years.
07:44Consumers are being desensitized to violence and its awful and lasting consequences.
07:51I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by your returning again and again to the facile point that violent entertainment desensitizes us,
08:07from the Romans paying to see Christians ripped apart by lions to the U.S. public executions up to the 1930s.
08:14The constancy of these acts has guaranteed the kind of simple-minded drudgery to be found in your thesis.
08:24If you'd gone deeper into your topic, if you'd thought about what drives this hunger for an entertainment,
08:31perhaps even you would have stumbled onto some new avenues of interrogation.
08:36The movies that you cite, which I had to endure in order to adjudicate your thesis defense,
08:43are unequivocal trash, full of two-dimensional characters, so grotesque and idiotic one would hazard they deserved to die.
08:52Will you be advocating for the real-world suffering of Wile E. Coyote next?
08:56This field has been barely started.
08:58No, no, no, no, no.
08:59Turning your gaze to the simplistic and righteous gutter that you pretend to critique
09:04does nothing but reveal your inane and very questionable obsession with that very gutter.
09:12And I'm afraid the gutter is where your thesis belongs.
09:19I regret to inform you that you have failed your Ph.D. defense.
09:27I can't approve it, and I know no one else will.
09:34You might find a lower-tier college or night school that will employ you should you feel compelled to teach,
09:41but a full professorship here is not in the cards.
09:49Okay.
10:11So, should I put this all in the dishwasher, or...
10:15Really, what's the point?
10:16You can just put it over there.
10:17I'll take care of them.
10:19No, no.
10:20I can clean them off.
10:21I just, um...
10:23I'm just...
10:24I don't know.
10:25I don't know what I am.
10:29Something on your mind, huh?
10:32Everything's on your mind.
10:34You ployed me too, but you seem especially perturbed.
10:40Everything okay with Andy?
10:41If you ain't feeling safe, you're gonna stick with us.
10:49You suspect Andy.
10:51Andy suspects you.
10:52I suspect everyone.
10:54And, of course, I do.
10:56I don't actually know who any of you truly are.
10:59Right back at you, sister.
11:00Of course, and that's a problem, because until the cops or whoever get here and save us, this isn't over.
11:09We're all in danger.
11:10Okay.
11:12Okay.
11:13Okay, let's...
11:15Let's think this through logically.
11:18You were out in the woods.
11:19With us.
11:21Alone.
11:23Two against one.
11:25If we were the killers, why wouldn't we have taken advantage of that?
11:28Do you want to go through our stuff?
11:37Won't take you very long, because most of it burned up in that RV.
11:41As long as we can go through yours.
11:44And Andy's too.
11:45It's only fair.
11:47I can't make that decision for him.
11:49Well, good news is you won't have to.
11:52Because if we pass this test, that'll be the writing on the wall.
12:00What do you say?
12:16I lose.
12:17I'm not seeing it anymore.
12:18I'm almost sorry.
12:19I'm not...
12:20I'm not.
12:21I'm not...
12:22I'm not.
12:24I'm not.
12:29I'm not.
12:32I'm not.
12:33I'm not.
12:34I'm not.
12:36I'm not.
12:38I'm not.
12:40I'm not.
12:42We can'tassee.
12:43He unpacked everything.
12:51What's this?
12:53Oh, no, it's just a vape.
12:55This shit will kill you.
12:57I gave up smoking when my agent told me you could see it on my teeth, and then the crow's feet around my eyes.
13:02It's a crappy thing to say, even though it was ultimately for the best.
13:08Found something.
13:11Looks pretty serious.
13:13He's an academic. It's probably something he's studying.
13:17Okay.
13:19If this is what he's studying, then we're in a lot of trouble.
13:23The blood of a live virgin holds special power because defiling a pure woman weakens God.
13:28Insane and misogynistic.
13:31Oh, and an entire chapter on how to disembowel a cat while still alive.
13:35Okay.
13:36I get you're freaked out.
13:37We found this in his dresser, Floyd.
13:39I know, but if he hears us, then you'll know that we know.
13:42And we need the element of surprise here because as normal as that guy pretends to be, he's one sick puppy.
13:48Okay, what do we do?
13:50I don't know.
13:50Any spells in there on how to take out a psycho?
13:52Okay, no one's taking out anyone, okay?
13:54Honey, we have to do something about this threat.
13:56You were on the invite list.
13:57We weren't.
13:58So you're going to be part of whatever twisted plan he's been enacting.
14:02But Andy and I are close.
14:03We made a real connection.
14:05It means nothing.
14:06Him and Kawaii were close, and then he painted his bedroom walls with that guy's blood.
14:10I know.
14:10Sick son of a bitch has been playing us all.
14:12Okay, okay.
14:13Do you think the three of us could take him?
14:17Overpower him?
14:18Lock him up, maybe?
14:21Maybe?
14:22If he wasn't prepared for it.
14:23But you look at what he's done to some of those big guys.
14:25Wait, wait.
14:27Portia and Ruby, they took something for sleep.
14:32Knocked them out.
14:33The night he ripped out Portia's heart.
14:36Ruby said they both popped sleeping pills.
14:37Safe.
14:40Clean.
14:42We'll use them for the cops to sort out.
14:47Okay.
14:48It's a good plan.
14:50Who's going to grab the pills?
14:52Okay, I'll go.
14:53And if Andy finds me, I'll tell him that I was just looking for rainproof clothes for the walk.
14:58Sure.
14:59No, be careful.
15:00Promise?
15:01Yeah.
15:07You're a genius.
15:16What?
15:18What's wrong?
15:19Nothing.
15:20I just hope we're taking out the right one.
15:23Cheryl, there's no way that charming gal is a killer.
15:27That charming gal is an actor.
15:30Late night shoots.
15:48These save my life.
15:50Ginger, honey, cardamom, and turmeric.
15:53Tastes better than it sounds.
15:55And it really packs a punch.
15:56Well, we've got a thermos around here.
16:00Maybe we can take some with us for the hike.
16:02It's a great idea.
16:03I'll make some more.
16:08Everything okay?
16:11This weekend has been absolutely terrible isn't even the word.
16:19But even at its worst, I am so thankful for the fact that I wasn't going through this alone.
16:24It's a friendship.
16:28It's a friendship.
16:34Look, if I met Lloyd and Shirley in the street, I'd think they were just a normal middle-aged couple.
16:42Exceedingly normal.
16:45But maybe that's what they want you to think, to hide where they really are.
16:48And who's that?
16:49I don't know.
16:53But this place, it's like a shrine to crazy people.
16:58Maybe they heard about this weekend, and then they decided to come up here to try and make a name for themselves.
17:07That just sounds so convenient.
17:10Exactly.
17:13Whoa.
17:14Whoa.
17:14Whoa.
17:19You took their side.
17:29Andy, you've got to see it in our point of view.
17:32Oh.
17:34What did you give me?
17:35Don't worry, it's just sleeping pills.
17:37You'll sleep for a while, and hopefully by the time you wake up, the cops will be here.
17:41I'm not the killer.
17:42How do I know that?
17:43For sure.
17:43Because they are.
17:47They've been doing this, Paige.
17:50And you...
17:51You...
17:53Alone...
17:56With them...
17:59It's danger.
18:00Can we just leave him untied and secure the door?
18:20Kind of defeats the purpose.
18:23Honey, I promise.
18:24We're not doing anything that will harm him.
18:26We're just keeping him safe.
18:27Safe for us.
18:28Safe for himself.
18:30You good?
18:31All good.
18:33I promise you, Paige.
18:37Nothing bad about this.
18:41So, um, what now?
18:43Now?
18:44We wait.
18:46Storm's over.
18:47They'll be clearing the roads pretty soon.
18:49Once the internet's connected, we contact the cops and get them to set this all right.
18:54And then for the first time this weekend, we can breathe easy.
19:03I know.
19:03It just, um...
19:04It just feels really wrong.
19:06It feels really wrong.
19:08It's okay.
19:10It's okay, baby girl.
19:11You go on and let it all out.
19:16Shirley's here to take care of you.
19:19Listen.
19:21This will all be over soon enough.
19:24Yeah?
19:25Come on.
19:28Why don't you go and whip up some lunch?
19:33Sure thing.
19:33Wait.
19:36You know what I think will feel good?
19:38A hot bath.
19:41I had a soak.
19:42I feel like a completely different person.
19:44Yeah?
19:45So why don't I go ahead and draw you something and then you can just...
19:48chew it up and turn it off.
19:51So good?
19:52Yeah.
19:55Come on.
20:00Go on.
20:02Let me just sit there on the bed.
20:03Okay.
20:05Yeah.
20:09You know, I saw some brochures at the front desk advertising their spa services.
20:14Why don't I go pick you up one of their mud scrubs?
20:19Really help you relax.
20:21Sound good?
20:23Honestly, it sounds amazing.
20:24See?
20:25I feel better already just knowing I'm going to help you.
20:29And you deserve it.
20:32So relax and let all that tension just melt away.
20:44Oh my God.
21:09Oh my God.
21:10Oh my God.
21:10Oh my God.
21:109-1-1.
21:2210-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1
21:52I think you should tighten that circle a touch.
22:02Oh, yeah? Where's that?
22:06Oh.
22:08Peach was a little bit shorter than Caitlyn was.
22:17I guess you're right.
22:22Oh, my...
22:37In a few hours, a portal to hell will be open,
22:44and Vapha-Mei will be unleashed into the world,
22:48and you and I will be fornicating by his side.
22:52And for all eternity.
23:01Come on.
23:01Patience, my love.
23:13The true occult bookstore.
23:15I love you.
23:16I love you.
23:17I love you.
23:18I love you.
23:19I love you.
23:22I love you.
23:22The true occult bookstore.
23:37The True Occult Bookstore.
23:41Okay, there's Andy's book.
23:45Let's see how serious this is.
23:53Ah!
23:57Ah!
24:01Ah!
24:03Ah!
24:05How's my smile, babe?
24:17I was thinking maybe I'm done.
24:21Will you stop denying yourself life's pleasures?
24:25Like this, this scrub
24:29says that the pumice is sourced from the...
24:33Vestmánair region
24:37of Iceland.
24:39Hmm.
24:41Hmm.
24:43Hmm.
24:45Hmm.
24:47Hmm.
24:49Hmm.
24:51Hmm.
24:53Hmm.
24:55Hmm.
24:59Hmm.
25:01Hmm.
25:03Hmm.
25:05Hmm.
25:07Hmm.
25:09Hmm.
25:11Hmm.
25:13Ah!
25:15Honey, you're going to have to relax. You're so tense.
25:20Of course, you've been to hell and back, so it's perfectly understandable.
25:26We're all okay now. All of us.
25:31And now, I'm going to touch some pressure points on your forehead. Is that okay?
25:45Do I feel better now?
25:56We'll just let all that stress and anxiety down the drain.
26:06Hold your nose.
26:09Oh, honey, honey.
26:12There's nothing to be afraid of anymore.
26:14Before we have that nasty man walked away.
26:17What have you been looking at?
26:22What have you been looking at?
26:29What have you been looking at?
26:34Adivina, adiu, va.
26:41What have you been looking at?
26:46You little bitch!
27:04Go to hell!
27:08You little bitch!
27:13Get your ass off!
27:15Hey!
27:17Get your ass off, baby!
27:20You little bitch!
27:21You little bitch!
27:23You little bitch!
27:24Agh!
27:52You fucking bitch!
27:53Let's fuck you! Let's fuck off of me!
28:00Die!
28:02Die!
28:13Fuck you!
28:23Fuck you!
28:53Fuck you!
29:23Fuck you!
29:34Fuck you!
29:37No!
29:40Fuck!
29:42Fuck!
29:45Fuck!
29:48Fuck!
29:49Time to begin.
30:13I am so sorry.
30:14You drugged me.
30:16Please keep your voice down.
30:17Floyd and Shirley are the killers, okay?
30:19And I wasn't my plan.
30:20They tricked me.
30:20They planted all this satanic stuff in your room.
30:22They fell for it.
30:23And I'm so sorry.
30:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:26Fuck them.
30:27No, fuck them.
30:27Shh, shh, shh.
30:28They tricked all of us.
30:29Okay, we just have to...
30:30Listen to me, listen.
30:31Shirley is dead, okay?
30:33Yeah.
30:33They were going to sacrifice me tonight.
30:35And you two.
30:36They need a knight of us.
30:37And then she saw my phone, and she attacked me.
30:39Yeah, but we've all had phones.
30:40I know, I know, but mine dinged.
30:41I got a bunch of messages.
30:43The Wi-Fi's back.
30:44I don't know how.
30:44Maybe Floyd and Shirley must have disabled it, but then why would they have turned it
30:47back on?
30:48No, no, no.
30:48Storms can mess with satellite signals.
30:50Look, it doesn't matter.
30:50All that matters is we can call the cops.
30:51I did.
30:52I did call them.
30:52I called 911.
30:53I called them.
30:54Is this what?
30:54Yeah.
30:55That's great.
30:56Yeah.
30:56That's great.
30:57Okay.
30:58No, they said they might take a while.
31:01But they did some stooping on everyone.
31:05And you're good, obviously, but they are full-blown blood-caught satanists.
31:09And since that's the case, they might have been the ones who killed everyone 30 years ago.
31:13Yeah, they would have been their 20s.
31:15That makes perfect sense.
31:17And if they're not, they're definitely the ones doing it now.
31:20But we have to get out of here.
31:22We have to go before Floyd finds Shirley, okay?
31:25Because when he not...
31:26It was bad.
31:29It was bad.
31:32It was bad.
31:32Girls, it's just me.
31:44Don't worry.
31:45I'm not going to come in.
31:50But you guys, you should see the sky.
31:52It's a butte.
32:03You guys hear me?
32:04You guys hear me?
32:04You guys hear me?
32:35Me neither.
32:36But if we're going to fight him, it's better to do it here.
32:38He's a hunter.
32:39He's used to the outdoors.
32:40We're not.
32:41Two against one, right?
32:42Yeah.
32:43And we've got to use that.
32:44Circle him.
32:44Keep him off balance.
32:46Okay.
32:47Hey.
32:48You took on Shirley by yourself.
32:50This is nothing.
32:51I'm going to risk you till I'm fine.
33:02Okay.
33:03Let's do this.
33:05You're going to suffer all night.
33:29You murderous bitch.
33:34I didn't want to believe it.
33:36Shelly was right about you all along.
33:38I thought it was you killing everyone, but nuh-uh.
33:40It was this seeper.
33:42Wait, you're the killer?
33:42Andy and Norman fight.
33:44Of course you didn't know, Professor Andy.
33:49Because you couldn't even sniff out the originals.
33:51And I've got to say, this one puts us both to shit.
33:53He's lying.
33:54They killed everyone.
33:55She was all ready to drug you at the first chance.
33:58Oh, look at her.
33:59Look at her hold that knife.
34:02She wanted to jump at the chance.
34:04She wanted to drug you.
34:05You've been a fucking liar for since you got here.
34:11You've got to admit, she's a damn sight better than you.
34:14You know, I can't believe a nerd like you could do anything.
34:22Run out of night.
34:23You're going to die.
34:29Oh, my God.
34:32Jesus.
34:33Oh, my God.
34:33Ride where I want you.
34:49It's like you can't escape it.
34:51It's like you're fated to be here.
34:53What is all this?
34:57The final steps of the ritual.
35:00At the height of the moon, hell upon us.
35:03And you, my dear,
35:05will be the last gush of blood
35:07before the gate starts loosing.
35:12After I get rid of your pathetic lamb here.
35:25Grab it!
35:26Grab it!
35:27Help!
35:27Ah!
35:37Ah!
35:37Ah!
35:44Ah!
35:44Ah!
35:45Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.
36:15She knew. She knew that it was a killer.
36:22I am not the killer!
36:34The bathroom may be praised.
36:40What are you smelling about?
36:45Take these last offings of a dying heart.
36:50And the blood of my soul.
36:51What's it mean?
36:53To open the gates of hell.
36:56What?
36:58It's not true. There are no demons. There's no summoning.
37:01I'm not waiting to find out.
37:03Grab him.
37:04No.
37:06No!
37:15As long as this piece of garbage is alive, he's still a threat.
37:31If Blake taught me anything, it's that you need to kill them all the way.
37:34What, your wife's not on me?
37:51I have potential.
37:55With potential.
38:26I have potential.
38:27I have potential.
38:29That felt so good.
38:37That felt so good.
38:57For the first time since I got here.
39:02You're not afraid?
39:04Yeah.
39:05Me neither.
39:07Help will get here soon, right?
39:11Yeah.
39:12A 911 operator I spoke to said they're sending someone as soon as they can.
39:16Maybe before we wake up.
39:20And I can't believe it.
39:24That they did it both times?
39:27That it's come full circle.
39:31I killed the two bastards that killed Caitlin Ridgely.
39:35What?
39:38Yeah.
39:38A 911 person.
39:40I know.
39:41I know.
39:43I know.
39:44I know.
39:45I've been here.
39:48I'm sure I could do it.
39:50I'm sure I could do it.
39:52I've been here.
39:54I've been here.
39:54I've been here.
39:56What the hell is that?
40:26What the fuck?
40:56You hear that, right?
41:11Are you Andy Lecavalier?
41:36Yeah, that's me.
41:37We're so glad to see you.
41:39Okay, so what happened?
41:41Oh, um, we...
41:43A group of us, we all were invited here three days ago to celebrate the opening of the
41:47Cold River.
41:48Never heard anything like this.
41:54Yes, you have.
41:5530 years ago.
41:56I bet some of the dry blood on that mask will be from the original victims.
42:01Are you sure this older couple, Florian and Shirley?
42:02Yeah, Florian and Shirley.
42:03Are you sure that they killed everybody?
42:04Yeah.
42:05Every single person who is dead in there.
42:08So there's no chance they might have been working with someone out in the woods?
42:09No.
42:10I'm sorry.
42:11I know you two have been through a lot.
42:12We gotta ask.
42:13No.
42:14No.
42:15It was all them.
42:16I bet some of the dry blood on that mask
42:18will be from the original victims.
42:20You sure this older couple, Floyd and Shirley?
42:22Yeah, Floyd and Shirley.
42:23Are you sure that they killed everybody?
42:25Yeah.
42:26Every single person who is dead in there.
42:30So there's no chance they might have been working with someone,
42:32someone out in the woods?
42:33No.
42:37I'm sorry.
42:38I know you two have been through a lot.
42:40We got to ask.
42:41No, no, it was all them, no one else.
42:46OK, you two stay right here.
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