00:00Boxing Day at five past five, Metal Mickey's producing a panto.
00:22You could become an Amos actor.
00:24Oh, no. Don't catch me prancing around like an idiot.
00:27Oh, but, dear, you do it so well.
00:31It's a special edition of Family Fortunes at 5.45,
00:34as Michael Aspel leads the Give Us a Clue team
00:36against Windsor Davis and his It Ain't Our Hot Fun mates.
00:39And at 6.30...
00:40Was it?
00:41Damn, damn, driving.
00:44Do you know, all the pilots in my airfix kits have ejected.
00:48We've got a riding head.
00:50Fuck, and we've got no we've got a riding up russian, who is it?
00:53I've got a present in here somewhere, little boy.
00:56What's up, Swag?
00:57Swag is a robot.
00:59It's a robot, eh?
01:00It's a theater, Swag.
01:01It's in here somewhere.
01:02Barber, you didn't see what the academy was going to do.
01:04I don't know where to look.
01:04I don't know where to look.
01:05I don't know where to look.
01:05I don't know where to look.
01:05I don't know where to look.
01:06And at 7.15...
01:07What do you know of the 39 steps?
01:15Someone's fainted.
01:16Oh, no.
01:17Oh.
01:18Oh.
01:20Well, he's not down there.
01:22Well, he will still be able to...
01:22Robert Powell stars as the classic British hero pursued by his enemies while he desperately
01:27fights to save his country's secret.
01:29The 39 steps.
01:30Highlight Boxing Day Evening on ITV.
01:35Whoops.
01:37Well, Dennis Norden presents a new collection of outtakes in It'll Be All Right on the Night
01:413 in just a moment.
01:43Oh, that cold.
01:49You want a hot lemon drink.
01:51Which one, though?
01:52The one with the Beecham's Powders formula.
01:54Beecham's Powders Hot Lemon comforts at once.
01:57Then that trusted formula goes on working.
01:59Relieves headache, shivers, aching limbs, sore throat.
02:03Beecham's Powders Hot Lemon.
02:04That's the one to choose.
02:06Right, now switch off these television sets and watch my telemologue, operator.
02:16Whoops, that's me, walking, or rather fell walking, in England's North Country.
02:19Naturally, I took a guide.
02:21Ah, Roaring Hills, how serene.
02:23Sorry, I'm rambling.
02:25Bed and board for around six pounds with breakfast thrown in.
02:28People are so genuine, definitely genuine.
02:31Plenty of kids brought up north.
02:33Luckily, I had my sea legs with me.
02:35He's making sure the coast is clear, and it is so peaceful.
02:39Turn that off!
02:40No, it's Sandy Shaw.
02:42The English tourist boards say there's 400 miles of Sandy Shaw around the North Country.
02:50Welcome to Queensway's Super Sail 82.
02:53Starts Saturday, Boxing Day.
02:55Massive reductions on the most amazing range of furniture and carpets.
02:59Exclusive dining furniture.
03:01Blenheim Wall Unit $299.95.
03:03Half price.
03:05200 pounds off these luxury suites, and there's hundreds more in stock.
03:09Carpet of 15 by 12 foot room for under 40 pounds.
03:12Bedroom furniture, half price.
03:14Vyka double-draud of an $99.95.
03:17And free fitting on giant carpet stocks.
03:20Super choice.
03:21Super value.
03:22Super stock.
03:23Queensway's Super Sail 82 starts Boxing Day, 9 a.m.
03:31Weigh it up.
03:32What else gives you such value?
03:35Mars.
03:36With all the goodness of milk, glucose, sugar, and thick, thick chocolate.
03:40Big bar enjoyment.
03:42And big bar value.
03:44Weigh it up.
03:44A Mars a day helps you work, rest, and play.
03:53If you like a bit of this, and quite a lot of that, enjoy a touch of food, and we'll show you where it's at.
03:59Buckland's makes it fun.
04:02Buckland's is the one.
04:03Buckland's let you know that your holiday's begun.
04:06We'll give you a...
04:08You can do a...
04:10And it's true that we make everything free.
04:13If you like a touch of this, and quite a lot of that.
04:17Take a Buckland's holiday for months of this and that.
04:19Get the brochure now.
04:25G'day.
04:26You know, I can't help thinking of Oz and that dry, thirsty outback.
04:30We'd sit there month after month, praying for rain.
04:34When the drought finally broke, we had our own special way of celebrating.
04:38With a drop or two of the amber nectar.
04:41And now Foster's draft is here, you too can celebrate.
04:45Now that the drought's finally broken...
04:48Good.
04:48Foster's, the Australian for lager.
04:53There are hundreds of reductions and special buys in the Woolworth sale.
04:59Starts Monday.
05:04Sore throat, soothe it with TCP antiseptic.
05:08Gargling with TCP?
05:10Soothes your sore throat.
05:12Fast.
05:14At Argus, this Jones lightweight free-arm sewing machine
05:17with flatbed extension down to 69.99.
05:20The Argus colossal sale starts Monday.
05:23Well, with the weather as it is,
05:28the best place to be this evening
05:29is in front of the television enjoying our programmes.
05:32And that goes for tomorrow night as well.
05:34And at half past six,
05:35you can see Christmas as only Russ Abbott
05:37can present it to you
05:38in Russ Abbott's Christmas Madhouse.
05:41Right now, Dennis Norden presents us with a collection of things
05:44that you weren't supposed to see.
05:45It's a lovely day.
06:03Good morning, signora.
06:04Because we've always been famous
06:08for offering holidaymakers more,
06:10many people are amazed to find
06:11that prices for our holidays
06:12are just like other package holidays.
06:16Thomas Cook Holidays.
06:18Only our prices are like other holidays
06:20from good travel agents everywhere.
06:22Deal yourself a big saving hand
06:30at the Texas Ace of Sales.
06:35Save on genuine crown-white textured wall covering.
06:38Ace sale price only 59p a roll.
06:4135% off Conti-Bort mahogany.
06:43Full range of sizes available.
06:46Save over 80 pounds
06:48on a live-in-luxury majestic bathroom suite.
06:50Ace sale price only 99 pounds.
06:52Deal yourself a big saving hand
06:54at Texas Home Care now.
07:14Did you know that
07:15Colite is specially made
07:17to give you up to a third more heat?
07:23Colite.
07:24Less smoke,
07:25more heat.
07:30This is a truly extraordinary lager.
07:36Tenant's Extra.
07:40Brewed that extra bit longer.
07:43For extra flavor.
07:45extra strength
07:48and extra taste.
07:54Tenant's Extra.
07:55The Extraordinary Lager.
07:57If you've got a headache
08:01and one child to look after,
08:02can you imagine what it's like with 20?
08:05James, put Sarah down.
08:06But there's something I can do for my headache
08:08that doesn't mean I leave the children for a second.
08:10Pharmacine.
08:11I've got some here.
08:12They're capsules,
08:13so they're easy to swallow,
08:14even without water.
08:16But the real point of Pharmacine
08:17is that I can take them absolutely anywhere.
08:19I'll get on with my life
08:22while Pharmacine gets on with my headache.
08:24Pharmacine.
08:25Fast relief from pain
08:26you can take anywhere.
08:27Save your money for Selfridges Sale.
08:50Interest-free credit at Selfridges Sale.
08:54Save your money for Selfridges Sale.
08:56Save more money at Selfridges Sale.
08:59Selfridges Sale starts Tuesday.
09:01Open all day Monday.
09:06That cold, you want a hot lemon drink.
09:09Which one, though?
09:10The one with the Beecham's Powders formula.
09:12Beecham's Powders Hot Lemon
09:14comforts at once.
09:15Then that trusted formula goes on working.
09:18Relieves headache, shivers,
09:19aching limbs,
09:20sore throat.
09:21Beecham's Powders Hot Lemon.
09:23That's the one to choose.
09:26Discover Jamaica.
09:31We'll show you a paradise fantasy.
09:33What's old is what's new.
09:35We'll gather you with turquoise.
09:37We want you to join us.
09:39We'll intoxicate you with hibiscus.
09:41We made it for you.
09:43We tempted our bounty.
09:46We'll surround you with elegance.
09:49We'll drench you with sunshine.
09:51Discover Jamaica.
09:54Make it your own.
09:56And we'll fly you there.
09:58Air Florida to Montego Bay.
10:01Tours from £370 for five nights.
10:04Just ask your travel agent.
10:05It's our biggest ever sale.
10:12With more at half price than ever before.
10:14Thousands of sensational wall units.
10:16These are all half price.
10:18Thousands of three-drawer chests at only £11.95.
10:21That's half price.
10:22Thousands of chrome and glass coffee tables.
10:24Nest of three, £8.95.
10:25Thousands of high-gloss kitchen units.
10:27Sink base is only £39.95.
10:29That's half price.
10:30Wall units just £26.95.
10:32That's half price.
10:33And thousands of other bargains, too.
10:36Sales starts Boxing Day this Saturday.
10:40Every week, a group of Danes meet at the Carlsberg Brewery.
10:45Every week, they ask themselves the same, but nonetheless, very important question.
10:51Is the lager they have brewed deserving of the Carlsberg name?
10:57Every week, the same question.
10:58And every week, the same answer.
11:04Carlsberg, probably the best lager in the world.
11:07W.H. Smith travel.
11:14Where better holidays begin.
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