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00:00 Twas Christmas Eve on Calling Spots.

00:04 I mean, it's always Christmas Eve on Calling Spots.

00:07 Hello, you're watching the Calling Spots Christmas special,

00:10 which is the first time we are ever doing one of these live.

00:13 I have written the story

00:15 and I'm hoping it's gonna go completely terribly

00:20 as we go through this motley crew of people

00:22 who have to stick around and hear the story

00:25 and then retell it to each other in line.

00:26 So I'm gonna kick everyone out of the stream

00:28 and then have them come back one by one

00:29 to hear the story from the person before them

00:31 and then retell it to someone else.

00:32 Joining me today and the order in which people

00:35 will be telling the story

00:36 is Randy Andy Datson is following me.

00:38 He will be telling the story to Adam Blampied,

00:41 who will be telling the story to Miles and New Face

00:43 on "Parts of Unknown," who is also the lovely editor

00:46 who has been dealing with calling spots

00:47 on all of our cock-ups throughout 2020.

00:51 Thank you, Miles.

00:52 Sorry that this is your reward and your Christmas present.

00:54 This is to have to put up with whatever this is gonna be.

00:58 He's gonna be telling his story to Luke Owen,

01:01 who is going to be telling his story to Ollie Davis,

01:05 who has a lovely fireplace

01:07 knocking around in the background.

01:09 So who's ready, guys?

01:11 Who's ready for me?

01:13 (indistinct)

01:16 - I'm so scared, Laurie, that when you started your intro,

01:18 I was like, right, remember this, remember this,

01:20 and then I realized that you weren't doing your story.

01:23 - No.

01:24 So I'm gonna stick around

01:26 and try and keep things running smoothly

01:28 and also watch my baby be destroyed.

01:32 I've spent most of the day working on,

01:33 but that'll be fine.

01:34 Ollie will mess it up.

01:36 (laughing)

01:36 - It's gonna be last.

01:38 - Such confidence.

01:39 No, so Chopper is off today.

01:41 Yeah, so we will see how this goes.

01:44 Guys, I'm going to send you away

01:48 and I will call you back one by one to hear stories.

01:51 Andy, now is the time to start getting nervous

01:53 'cause the pressure-

01:54 - My heart, my heart is going.

01:55 (laughing)

01:57 - Thanks, lads.

01:59 - Okay.

02:00 - Please all leave.

02:01 We are ready.

02:01 I'll call you back one by one.

02:02 - Bye, guys.

02:03 - Screw it up, Andy.

02:04 Wait, wait, I've got to put my championship down.

02:09 Remember-

02:10 - There you go.

02:13 Okay, Andy Datson.

02:15 - Ollie can still hear us, by the way.

02:17 - Ollie can still hear us.

02:18 He needs to leave the stream completely.

02:20 Gone now.

02:21 There is no cheating going on.

02:22 I can confirm from the back end.

02:23 Okay, guys.

02:25 Andy, how are you feeling?

02:26 - Not great, honestly.

02:27 I'm actually going to get out of,

02:29 I'm going to go to the private chat

02:30 so I can't see all the people going down

02:32 'cause that'll be distracting.

02:33 - Okay, so aside from Christmas,

02:35 what do you think my story is about?

02:38 - Well, you've said it's really complicated.

02:40 You've said it's almost as bad as Adam's song.

02:43 So I'm expecting a lot of numbers, a lot of names,

02:46 niche references that I won't understand as usual

02:50 because I don't really understand niche references.

02:53 But I'm hoping at least some level of Christmas

02:56 kind of recognizability that I'll be able to remember,

03:00 even if I don't remember the story.

03:01 - Look, Andy, it's not quite the nativity

03:03 in terms of being easy to remember.

03:06 But these are things that have been remembered

03:10 throughout history, throughout time.

03:13 People used to use these as the way to tell stories

03:16 to each other over long periods of history.

03:19 Homer was quite famous for writing them.

03:21 It's a poem, Andy, that I've written.

03:23 - Oh, right.

03:24 I thought you was like an Iliad or an odyssey.

03:26 - Yeah, it is the ultimate form of remembrance.

03:30 Luckily enough, as I'm running the stream,

03:32 I got to pre-record mine.

03:33 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna mute myself, Andy,

03:35 and I'm gonna play you this,

03:37 and then we will call back Adam

03:40 to hear your version of this story.

03:43 Get ready, here it.

03:44 'Twas the night before Christmas,

03:48 when all through the back, every writer was writing,

03:52 'cause the raw scripts were crap.

03:55 Catering was crammed with pies stuffed with mints

03:58 in the hopes of appeasing a rampaging Vince.

04:02 You need something better to prove you're no fluke.

04:05 These stories are bad.

04:08 I think I'm gonna puke.

04:10 We'll do a gauntlet, they said.

04:11 Now, that'll be fun.

04:13 And we can overproduce it, said one Kevin Dunn.

04:17 We'll have the fiend pop up and give them a scare,

04:20 or we could ask Trump again to come shave your hair.

04:23 But the look on the face of stoic old Vince

04:26 said they'd need even more if they hoped to convince.

04:30 Then one of the interns, who'd been silent so far,

04:34 raised up her hand, "Why don't we build a new star?"

04:39 They looked at his face, and Vince seemed appeased

04:45 until that very same intern let out a sneeze.

04:50 At that sign of weakness, the atmosphere dropped.

04:53 McMahon went round the table and took her laptop.

04:56 Then away to the window, he flew like a flash

04:58 and chucked the machine to fall and to smash.

05:02 You're all about as useful as a work-shy elf.

05:06 If you can't write raw, I will write it myself.

05:10 More rapid than eagles, his ideas, they came,

05:13 and he gathered his roster and he called out their name.

05:16 Now AJ, now Lashley, now Riddle and Gulak,

05:19 on Ali, on T-Bar, on Reckoning and Slapjack,

05:22 to the top of the ramp, to the Thunderdome ho,

05:25 an eight-person tag will start off our show.

05:29 And from there, his ideas came fresh, fast, and flew.

05:33 Lana went through a table and Randy faced Drew.

05:37 Now the writers were awed, and imagination abound,

05:40 as Dabber clocked Braun on Raw Underground.

05:44 When the show was over and the audience went,

05:47 Vince stood in gorilla and he sighed with content.

05:51 His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples, how merry.

05:56 His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry.

06:00 He'd not been this happy since the roster lost Brock.

06:04 His belly had butterflies beneath Abs Harder's rock.

06:08 With the spring in his step, his mission completed,

06:12 he left the arena, another narrative repeated.

06:17 The staff heard him exclaim as he went out of it,

06:20 Merry Christmas to Raw, now that's some good shit.

06:25 Oh Andy, I've messed you up, haven't I, mate?

06:30 Saw your little face while that was going on.

06:33 You're gonna have to make up some rhymes, son.

06:37 - I am gonna have to make up some rhymes.

06:39 - Fortunately for you, Adam Blampied is back.

06:42 Oh, here he is.

06:47 - There he is.

06:48 Adam, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

06:50 - Right.

06:52 - Should I start?

06:53 - Yes.

06:53 - Hang on one second, let's make you big.

06:55 Go for it.

06:56 - 'Twas the night before Christmas,

07:02 and all something back.

07:06 Nothing was stirring because Raw was crap.

07:10 Vince, Vince was there.

07:14 Basically, oh no.

07:20 Oh God, Vince wanted to plan the Christmas show

07:27 because Santa went ho, ho, ho.

07:32 There was a planning meeting

07:37 and they all wore shoes on their feeting.

07:41 He wanted a script because the previous one had been ripped.

07:47 One of the writers said, "Aha, I know,

07:53 "let's make a new star."

07:55 (laughing)

08:01 What about Fandango or Tyler Breeze?

08:06 But oh no, then she let out a sneeze.

08:09 You moron, said Vince, your ideas are terrible.

08:17 I'm gonna throw either you or your laptop out the window.

08:22 I can't remember which.

08:24 Someone got thrown out of the window.

08:30 You're all idiots.

08:31 I want to go home, not to the silver dome,

08:37 but to the thunder dome.

08:39 Oh no.

08:44 Oh, I don't want John Cena or Roman Reigns in a frock.

08:51 What I want for Christmas is good old fashioned Brock.

08:59 He has abs of steel and he,

09:03 of championships, he makes a meal.

09:06 I really like Brock.

09:10 He's really good.

09:12 Dear wow, that Christmas tree's made of wood.

09:16 (laughing)

09:21 It was all a poem

09:22 and I can only remember really certain rhymes that he did.

09:24 - Yeah, I'm getting that.

09:26 Go for the story.

09:28 - I can't remember what the story was.

09:30 Oh, it's Christmas.

09:33 Oh, Trump was in somewhere in there.

09:36 Let's bring back Trump.

09:38 So that on WrestleMania 23, which one was it, Adam?

09:43 - 23.

09:44 - 23, thought so.

09:45 He can give me a thump.

09:48 Oh wow, I'm sorry, I've ruined this bit.

09:51 Well, at least Vince might've thought it was good shit.

09:57 - Can you believe it?

09:58 I'm so sorry.

09:59 - I like the fact that you just went off piste

10:03 with some of that there, Andy.

10:04 - Yeah, I don't really want to look at the comments.

10:07 - Go on, off you pop.

10:09 See you later.

10:09 - Yeah, sorry, I'll mute.

10:11 - Right, Adam Blampied, we're just waiting for Miles

10:16 to rejoin.

10:17 - No.

10:18 - Did you get much of that?

10:19 - No, what was that?

10:22 It was the ramblings of a madman.

10:26 It's like, Jesus Christ, it's like a bunch of carolers

10:30 got drunk and fell down the stairs.

10:33 Well, let's give it a go, why not?

10:35 - Miles is here to listen.

10:36 Okay, Adam Blampied, take it away.

10:38 - Hi, Miles, good luck.

10:40 'Twas the night before Christmas, and like so many before,

10:46 we start this night's story at Monday Night Raw.

10:51 We start the story as all good stories can,

10:55 with the bellowing strut of Vincent McMahon.

11:00 Okay, he was carrying two pieces that had been quite ripped,

11:06 the destroyed pieces of a Monday Night Raw script.

11:13 That's right, because it was in the Thunderdome

11:22 that all of the writers had quit and gone home.

11:27 So poor old Vince, he fell to his knees.

11:32 He shouted to heavens, "Oh, Santa Claus, please,

11:36 I've not been so good, but that really shouldn't matter.

11:40 Give me some raw to air with a clatter."

11:51 And Santa, he heard this poor, desperate cry.

11:54 He said, "Sure, you need to make new stars on the fly."

11:59 Vince spat at the ground and said, "No, I could never."

12:02 But Santa was gone.

12:05 It was all quite a feather dream, fever dream.

12:09 Didn't work, didn't work, move on.

12:11 Vince looked at his stars.

12:13 "Which of these can I make?

12:15 Oh no, all their bones, I've forced them to break

12:19 during their service to me over all of these years.

12:22 Fandango, Tyler Breeze, they both drowned in their own tears.

12:27 Ah," he said, inspiration hitting him like a rock.

12:32 "I'll call up the old faithful.

12:33 I'll call up Brock."

12:36 But Brock was engaged.

12:39 Make it he was not able.

12:41 He was way too busy getting down with Sable.

12:47 Then Vince says, "Okay, I'll wrestle myself

12:52 if no one else can.

12:59 It'll be a one man Royal Rumble, just Vincent McMahon."

13:04 And so as we leave this poor, desperate scene,

13:09 a 76 year old man grappling himself, quite obscene,

13:16 we know the moral of a story simply must be,

13:21 be kind to your employees or they'll not be kind to thee.

13:27 Merry Christmas.

13:28 - I'm impressed by that, Adam.

13:33 - That took all of my drawing skills.

13:37 - You wove gold out of shit there.

13:40 - Yeah, yeah.

13:42 You made it all up, didn't you?

13:43 (laughing)

13:45 - Oh my days.

13:46 - Enjoy mate.

13:47 I'm just gonna be, welcome Miles.

13:49 - Wow.

13:51 I'm not gonna do a good a job at this at all.

13:57 But anyway, Luke, do with this what you will

14:00 because my memory is shocking.

14:02 This is meant to be a poem,

14:06 but it's not gonna sound like one.

14:07 (laughing)

14:10 It's called "The Night Before Christmas", Christmas Eve.

14:14 And this is where the poem ends

14:17 because I'm just gonna say what I remember.

14:20 We're on Monday Night Raw.

14:23 This is where things fall apart.

14:25 We're on Monday Night Raw and Vince McMahon has a script

14:29 that gets torn apart.

14:30 And Adam was speaking so quickly.

14:35 And oh, I remember nothing of this story.

14:38 This is so bad.

14:40 And okay, I'm gonna try and remember

14:41 the characters in the story.

14:43 I remember Brock Lesnar towards the end of the story.

14:46 And Vince McMahon, he tears up a script.

14:51 I can already see the comments screaming at me.

14:56 Oh man, that made me shocked.

15:01 The pressure has got to me.

15:02 I'm buckling, I'm buckling.

15:04 - Give him some prompts, Adam.

15:06 Do you remember what he said at all?

15:08 - I can't remember what he said.

15:10 - Oh my goodness, I'm talking under the pressure.

15:12 Okay.

15:12 - Thunderdome.

15:13 - It was all just rhymes, empty rhymes.

15:15 - Yeah, yeah.

15:16 So, okay, "The Night Before Christmas",

15:19 Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon tears up the script

15:24 that was written for that night of Monday Night Raw.

15:27 And it happens to be in the Thunderdome.

15:28 That could be a lie.

15:29 And oh, I can't remember the characters in this at all.

15:35 Brock Lesnar was there.

15:37 And, oh man.

15:42 Fandango was there as well.

15:48 Fandango was also there.

15:49 I'm getting gestures as well,

15:51 which might mean that Tyler Breeze was there as well.

15:55 Debatable, debatable.

15:56 And I'm probably not gonna be invited back on the show again

16:03 but that's all, that's all I have.

16:05 - Who did Vince McMahon wanna wrestle?

16:07 - Um, I don't remember 'cause all I remember is,

16:11 all I've got is Brock Lesnar in my head.

16:12 Literally, it's awful.

16:13 It's so bad.

16:14 I feel so sorry for you, Luke.

16:18 I literally can't remember any of this.

16:22 This is so much, this is so much harder

16:24 than I thought it was gonna be.

16:25 You guys are amazing at this.

16:27 - We could show you some things from the chat.

16:31 Let's just quickly show you some things from the chat.

16:34 We've got something about Trump.

16:36 - Okay.

16:38 Of which I do not remember.

16:39 Of which I do not remember.

16:42 I didn't even know he was a part of this story.

16:45 - I didn't say it to you, I'm sorry.

16:48 - This is Adam's fault.

16:49 - Oh, you didn't say that.

16:50 You didn't say that.

16:51 - No.

16:52 - Okay, let's get Oli back in

16:55 so Luke can make up a story.

16:57 - Okay, I mean, I think that's what I'll do.

17:00 I'll just, okay.

17:03 - Think poem about Christmas and wrestling and Raw.

17:06 (chuckles)

17:08 - Here he comes, hang on.

17:10 Here he is, there we go.

17:13 - Welcome Oli.

17:16 - Hi.

17:16 - 'Twas the night before Christmas

17:20 or perhaps Boxing Day, no Christmas Eve.

17:23 And it's Monday Night Raw from the Thunderdome.

17:28 And the script is there.

17:30 It's all ready to go, everything is fine.

17:32 We've got Tyler Breeze versus Fandango.

17:36 We have got,

17:37 we've got, and in fact, actually,

17:41 it's going to be Tyler Breeze dressed up as Donald Trump

17:45 and Fandango dressed up as Rosie O'Donnell.

17:49 And that's gonna be like the big fight

17:50 that they're gonna have to headline the show.

17:53 It's Christmas Eve, they wanna have a bit of a lark, right?

17:55 And Bruce Pritchard's there going like,

17:57 "Boss, this is a brilliant idea, absolutely love it."

17:59 Do you know who else would have absolutely loved this idea?

18:01 Jim Cornette, Jim Cornette would have loved this idea.

18:03 He would think this will be really good

18:05 and he will talk about it on his podcast

18:07 and his mate is gonna really enjoy it as well.

18:09 This is gonna be a classic episode of Monday Night Raw

18:12 from the Thunderdome.

18:13 And Vince is like, "No, pal,

18:15 that's not how we're going to do this.

18:17 We're gonna, I'm gonna tear up this script

18:19 because that's what I do, I'm Vince McMahon.

18:21 I'm gonna tear up this script, pal.

18:23 Instead, this main event is gonna be me

18:27 versus Brock Lesnar on Monday Night Raw.

18:31 And Bruce says to him, "Vince, are you sure?

18:33 The last time you got into the ring with Brock Lesnar,

18:35 Zach Gowen was also there and he lost a leg in all that

18:39 and he got beaten up, Rey Mysterio was hanging around."

18:42 And Vince is like, "No, pal, this is what I'm gonna do.

18:44 It's gonna be me versus Brock in the main event

18:46 of this Christmas Eve episode of Monday Night Raw."

18:50 Bruce is like, "You know what?

18:51 That's absolutely fine, that's what we're gonna do."

18:54 And so then the show goes on, we've got other matches.

18:58 Keith Lee takes on Damien Priest

19:00 in a bit of a show-stealing match.

19:02 Bray Wyatt actually wrestles The Fiend.

19:04 It was a really bizarre one, that.

19:06 And you also had Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross

19:09 and Asuka and Ruby Riott versus Liv Morgan

19:12 and Peyton Royce and Billie Kay and The Undertaker.

19:15 That was a really weird match.

19:17 And then we get to the main event

19:19 and the main event is, it was supposed to be,

19:22 you know, this sort of comedy match.

19:24 And it ends up being Brock Lesnar versus Vince McMahon.

19:27 Vince McMahon goes down doing the big old walk,

19:29 no chance in hell.

19:30 And it turns out he has no chance in hell

19:32 because he's about to walk through,

19:34 Brock Lesnar picks him up to do the F5.

19:36 He hits the F5, but Vince is like invulnerable.

19:38 Vince gets up and just kicks him straight in the dick.

19:40 And Brock's like, "What are you doing?

19:42 What are you no-selling my moves for, man?"

19:44 Vince's like, "Because it's my,

19:46 I tore up the script again."

19:47 Kick in the dick again.

19:48 And then Vince McMahon F5s Brock Lesnar

19:51 and he pins him and he becomes the United States champion.

19:54 And that is how Monday Night Raw ended on Christmas Eve.

19:59 From the Thunderdome.

20:00 - Thank you, Luke.

20:04 - You're welcome. - Very good.

20:06 Oli, do you think that's anything like the original story?

20:08 - Yes, definitely.

20:09 I didn't pick up on any of Luke's usual flubs

20:12 or just calling for time.

20:15 I'm pretty sure if I was to say,

20:16 "Anything wasn't in your original,"

20:18 it was the whole bit about how Zach Galen got,

20:21 lost a leg the first time round.

20:23 That is Luke's calling for time.

20:25 - That's the only bit that wasn't in the original.

20:27 - Yeah, actually, Luke got it spot on.

20:29 So Oli, let's see what you can do.

20:30 - It was the night before Christmas,

20:36 or was it Boxing Day?

20:38 No, it was Christmas Eve.

20:40 And it's Monday Night Raw.

20:43 And it's the big special.

20:44 And there in the ring,

20:46 you've got Tyler Breeze versus Fandango.

20:49 Fashion police tag partners, of course.

20:52 One is dressed as Donald Trump

20:55 and the other is dressed as Rosie O'Donnell.

20:58 And Bruce Prichard is back in gorilla position.

21:00 He's going, "Ha, ha, ha.

21:01 This is the best show we've ever done.

21:03 This is what people want for Christmas,

21:05 especially Jim Cornette.

21:07 Jim Cornette is gonna have a whale of a time

21:09 watching this episode and talking about it on his podcast.

21:13 Nothing can happen to this script.

21:15 Enter Vince McMahon."

21:17 (sniffles)

21:18 They're tearing up the script.

21:20 We're rewriting the whole thing.

21:21 The main event is gonna be me versus Brock Lesnar.

21:25 And they say,

21:26 "Well, but you can't wrestle Brock Lesnar.

21:29 What about the last time

21:30 when Zach Gowen got involved and lost a leg

21:34 and something about Rey Mysterio as well?"

21:37 And Vince is like, "It's my show, goddammit.

21:40 I'm gonna wrestle Brock Lesnar."

21:43 And then the rest of the night had loads of great matches

21:46 like the Fiend versus Bray Wyatt,

21:50 which was good and weird.

21:52 And...

21:54 Peyton Royce,

21:56 Billy Kaye,

21:58 Asuka and The Undertaker

22:02 versus Lana Nia Jax,

22:06 Naomi.

22:08 Oh, god, this is so...

22:12 It's a lot worse when people are watching and it's live.

22:15 (laughs)

22:16 I can't remember a single friggin'

22:20 I can't remember a single friggin'...

22:23 Oh, my god.

22:25 Stephanie McMahon, screw it.

22:26 Stephanie McMahon.

22:27 And there was another match,

22:28 but the main event was Vince McMahon versus Brock Lesnar.

22:32 Vince McMahon walks down, no chance in hell.

22:35 And he gets into the ring

22:37 and then Brock Lesnar, boom, F5s him.

22:40 But Vince McMahon, he kips up.

22:42 He pops out at one and Brock is like,

22:44 "What are you doing?

22:45 You're not selling my move."

22:46 And Vince just kicks him in the dick.

22:49 And then Vince hits an F5 on Brock Lesnar

22:53 and becomes the United States champion.

22:57 Merry Christmas.

22:59 Well, well.

23:02 - Can you believe it?

23:03 - Can you believe it?

23:05 - Definitely all know who that is.

23:08 - Now, for a story that was about

23:10 Vince ripping up the Raw script,

23:12 I think it's quite apt that this story got ripped up

23:14 and rewritten multiple times in the retelling

23:18 to become, by the end of it,

23:19 something that it wasn't even to begin with.

23:23 Would you like to see where it all began?

23:26 - Yeah. - Yes.

23:27 - Yeah.

23:28 'Twas the night before Christmas

23:30 when all through the back,

23:32 every writer was writing

23:34 'cause the Raw scripts were crap.

23:37 Catering was crammed with pies stuffed with mints

23:40 in the hopes of appeasing a rampaging Vince.

23:44 You need something better to prove you're no fluke.

23:47 These stories are bad.

23:50 I think I'm gonna puke.

23:52 We'll do a gauntlet, they said.

23:53 Now, that'll be fun.

23:55 And we can overproduce it, said one Kevin Dunn.

23:59 We'll have the fiend pop up and give them a scare.

24:02 Or we could ask Trump again to come shave your hair.

24:05 But the look on the face of stoic old Vince

24:08 said they'd need even more if they hoped to convince.

24:12 Then one of the interns who'd been silent so far

24:16 raised up her hand.

24:18 Why don't we build a new star?

24:22 They looked at his face and Vince seemed appeased

24:27 until that very same intern let out a sneeze.

24:32 At that sign of weakness, the atmosphere dropped.

24:35 McMahon went round the table and took her laptop.

24:38 Then away to the window, he flew like a flash

24:40 and chucked the machine to fall and to smash.

24:44 You're all about as useful as a work-shy elf.

24:48 If you can't write raw, I will write it myself.

24:52 More rapid than eagles, his ideas, they came

24:55 and he gathered his roster and he called out their name.

24:58 Now AJ, now Lashley, now Riddle and Gulak,

25:01 on Ali, on T-Bar, on Reckoning and Slapjack,

25:04 to the top of the ramp, to the Thunderdome ho.

25:07 An eight-person tag will start off our show.

25:11 And from there his ideas came fresh, fast and flew.

25:15 Lana went through a table and Randy faced Drew.

25:19 Now the writers were awed and imagination abound

25:22 as Dabber clocked Braun on Raw Underground.

25:26 When the show was over and the audience went,

25:29 Vince stood in gorilla and he sighed with content.

25:33 His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples, how merry.

25:38 His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry.

25:42 He'd not been this happy since the roster lost Brock.

25:46 His belly had butterflies beneath Abs Harder's rock.

25:50 With a spring in his step, his mission completed,

25:54 he left the arena, another narrative repeated.

25:58 The staff heard him exclaim as he went out of it,

26:02 Merry Christmas to Raw.

26:04 Now that's some good shit.

26:08 - I think we nailed it.

26:12 - Yeah.

26:12 - Wasn't that out of here, was it?

26:13 - I mean, what's astonishing is that Luke

26:17 somehow pulled an eight-man tag match out of nowhere.

26:21 - I did.

26:23 - Yeah.

26:24 - You absolutely did.

26:25 - I did, yes.

26:25 - I mean, in complete fairness, you had to,

26:27 because as soon as I was listening to it,

26:29 I was like, yep, got it.

26:30 Main keywords, keyword, keyword, keyword.

26:33 And then it all just left as soon as Adam was done.

26:36 - Miles really latched onto Brock.

26:38 - Brock was.

26:39 - You were just holding onto him like a little life raft.

26:41 You're like, Brock, something, something, Brock.

26:44 - Holly, Luke actually-

26:45 - Holly smashed it.

26:45 - Luke actually-

26:46 - Holly did really well, I think.

26:47 - Yeah, Luke actually made up an entire story

26:50 'cause Miles genuinely had a complete mind fart

26:53 and didn't remember anything.

26:53 - Completely.

26:54 - So the information I had was, it was Christmas Eve,

27:00 it was at Raw, and Vince tore up a script

27:03 and Brock was there.

27:04 Everything else you got just came off my noggin.

27:08 - Yeah, I would have tried to make up a story

27:11 if I wasn't so busy trying to remember the story

27:13 that was given to me in the first place.

27:15 - Oh yeah, it was way easier for me.

27:17 I had a blank slate.

27:18 - Because you knew I messed up, it was like, okay, cool,

27:21 I'll make another story.

27:22 But I was like, okay, I can't even remember the original.

27:25 - I think Andy was deflecting there

27:28 when he said Miles had a brain fart

27:29 and just made stuff up.

27:30 'Cause Andy, I would say what you did

27:33 was a bit of a brain fart as well.

27:35 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:36 Definitely, Adam's, I think, improv training helped him

27:39 because he was able to kind of,

27:42 I mean, I think we both made up rhymes,

27:44 but his flowed better than mine did.

27:45 - Yeah, Adam did manage to, you're muted, Adam.

27:50 - Oh, Adam, come on, what is this, a Google Meet?

27:54 - Adam.

27:55 (laughing)

27:57 - Sorry.

27:58 - What were you saying? - Sorry, everyone.

28:01 - Oh, I was just agreeing that Mike's definitely

28:03 better than Ashley.

28:04 (laughing)

28:06 - I thought Luke did very well to weave a story from nothing,

28:13 but then I guess his parallel filling and riffing abilities.

28:18 - I couldn't name an eighth woman,

28:21 so I just said the youngest.

28:22 (laughing)

28:25 - How does it feel, Miles, to go from watching us

28:28 flail to being in the heat of battle?

28:30 - It's funny because I just sit back, edit these videos,

28:33 and I'm like, "Oh, these guys are hilarious.

28:35 How can you forget that, forget that?"

28:36 And then I come up, and it's like,

28:39 I think, do you know what, for me, once it became a poem,

28:42 that's where you threw me off,

28:43 'cause now I'm trying to remember the in-between bits

28:46 plus the rhyming bits, so, man, it was tough.

28:49 It was so tough.

28:51 - Yeah, you'd think rhyming in songs

28:52 would make it easier to remember

28:54 because you've got hooks to latch stuff on,

28:56 but rhyming's so much harder.

28:58 - Yeah, because the rhyme is, yeah, because it's quicker,

29:01 so there are so many rhymes to remember.

29:04 Like, there were probably, I don't know how many rhymes,

29:06 a hundred rhymes, and I probably remember-

29:08 - How many rhymes were there?

29:09 - Eight or nine of them overall

29:12 because there were just so many.

29:14 - I was gonna say, like Ollie said,

29:17 you'd think that it would be easier,

29:18 but what you end up then is at the end,

29:20 just, "Roman Reigns is on Smackdown."

29:23 (laughing)

29:25 - You don't even remember.

29:27 - Oh, man.

29:28 - What did you use?

29:29 Did you use A-B-A-B-A-B?

29:31 Did you go A-B-C-A-B-C-A-A-B-B-C-C-D-D?

29:35 - It's just couplets, mate.

29:36 It's just couplets.

29:37 (laughing)

29:39 As the "Twelfth Night Before Christmas" poem is,

29:42 they're just couplets.

29:43 - Hey, that bit made it through the whole time.

29:45 - Was that what it was from?

29:47 - Yeah, it's just the visit from St. Nick.

29:49 That's-

29:50 - No.

29:51 - Yeah.

29:52 - You came up with that tune yourself.

29:54 - No, amazingly, I just cribbed it

29:56 and then added smashed wrestling stuff into it

29:59 until it made sense.

30:00 And then let Andy panic and forget it.

30:04 I think the thing I wish you guys all got to see,

30:09 and Adam obviously did get to see,

30:10 was the look of sheer panic in Andy's face

30:13 when he attempted to smash out a poem that he'd only just heard.

30:18 - Genuinely, like a caroler at gunpoint.

30:23 It was-

30:24 (laughing)

30:26 - Mate, it was the worst position to be in.

30:29 - Straight after, I can imagine.

30:31 Everything is right now.

30:32 - I did well.

30:33 - Your brain crease.

30:34 I can actually feel it.

30:35 I can play things through my head right now.

30:37 (laughing)

30:39 - This is a good work.

30:40 - That was fun, I enjoyed that.

30:42 - Yeah.

30:43 - Yeah, man.

30:44 - Live format works.

30:45 Speaking of live things on parts of our note,

30:47 I guess we should also pimp out the fact

30:49 that we're doing the Fan Quizzle Mania tonight.

30:52 Hooray!

30:53 - Hooray!

30:53 - If you're not a member of our patron,

30:55 patron.com/partsofunknown,

30:57 well, we're doing Fan Quizzle Mania at 9 p.m. UK tonight,

31:00 which is 4 p.m. Eastern and 1 p.m. Pacific.

31:04 So if you wanna do a quiz,

31:05 if you wanna all take part in a special Yuletide,

31:08 it's Christmas themed, right Andy?

31:09 Yeah, it's a Christmas-

31:10 - There are a bunch of Christmas questions, yes.

31:12 - Yeah, take part, come and do that.

31:14 If not, we'll be back for the big fat

31:17 Quizzle Mania of the year a week today.

31:20 How exciting.

31:21 - Is Andy like your Richard Osman?

31:25 - To your- - Yeah.

31:27 - I'd say I'm more like Alex Horne.

31:29 - You're like my Carol Vorderman.

31:33 - I did win Rear of the Year.

31:36 - Maths Totty.

31:37 - I'm a generation Rachel Riley.

31:40 - Carol's better than Rachel.

31:43 - Oh yes, oh yes she is.

31:45 - Not in my generation.

31:50 - Well, I think that's all we've got time for now

31:52 before we go too deep into the people on camera.

31:56 - Rachel Riley.

31:56 - And Rachel Riley, yeah.

31:57 So let's wrap it up there.

31:59 If you enjoyed the video,

32:00 leave us a like and comment down below

32:02 telling us who messed it up the most

32:04 and who did the best and whether or not

32:06 you would like to see us do another live version

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32:08 Do please become a patron as well

32:10 if you do fancy taking part in the Fan Quizzle Mania

32:12 'cause it's the only way to do it.

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32:15 of the video down below as well.

32:17 Oli Davis has a question or a point or wants to do a poem.

32:21 - So who won because you saw all of them?

32:24 Who won?

32:26 - Oli Davis won.

32:27 - What?

32:28 - What?

32:29 - Fucking what?

32:30 - I mean, Lauren's is getting me.

32:31 - Oh, so the third thing is that.

32:33 - So in terms of, in literal terms of getting the most

32:36 of what the person, in terms of the rules

32:39 of getting the most of what the person before them did,

32:41 Oli got the most.

32:43 Adam, you did the best.

32:45 - Adam, all I'll say is yours was good

32:48 but you barely remembered anything I said.

32:50 - Eat shit, Andy.

32:52 (all laughing)

32:55 - See you later.

32:56 - And on that note, goodbye everyone.

32:58 - Bye.

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