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00:06I believe this has been nothing but peak, and then there's going to be more of this?
00:10Yeah, it's been on an upward trajectory.
00:13Although I get the feeling like the last night credit scene is probably just going to be
00:16a joke one and not going to ruin it.
00:17Yeah.
00:17Well, we'll see.
00:18I could be wrong, but I get the feeling that's what they're going for.
00:21I know what the second night credit scene is.
00:22You know what it is?
00:23I know what it is.
00:24Is it a joke?
00:24If you say anything.
00:26If it is a joke, good.
00:27Mario just shows up, show the hedgehogs a bitch-ass person.
00:30I'm not going to say anything, but I know what the last night credit scene is.
00:34Yeah, I went in, besides knowing there's two Eggmans and a fourth one, I went in a completely
00:41blind.
00:41I hadn't seen anything.
00:43We're standing for the singing and playing of national autism.
00:55Son of a bitch.
00:59First fucking five minutes, first five minutes, you look, first five minutes, you look, first
01:06Same here.
01:07I know, same here as well.
01:09What's that here, man?
01:10You made your tape?
01:11It's just, uh.
01:12The partner was that way.
01:14We got it.
01:15We got it.
01:18We got it.
01:19We got it.
01:19We got it.
01:22We got it.
01:22It's not it.
01:24Honestly, I can definitely hear it coming from all of us, but I love the absolute freakout
01:28we all had when we just watched Shadow and Sonic.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Turn super and live and learn.
01:32So it's funny.
01:35Yeah.
01:35We took out this fucking group, so I was like, dude.
01:38Did you hear where?
01:38Yeah, there was.
01:40When they jumped out the plane.
01:41When they jumped out the plane.
01:42When they jumped out the plane.
01:43I still find it funny that we were freaking out more than the children this year.
01:47A lot of children don't know all.
01:49I'm pretty sure.
01:49Did anyone notice?
01:50Oh, no.
01:52When Maria was playing the guitar at the front.
01:53At the beginning.
01:54I'm pretty sure that was live and learn she would play.
01:56Yeah.
01:58Uh.
02:00Telling.
02:01What?
02:01I changed my mind.
02:02I got a dock at the point.
02:03They didn't have Eggman nudes.
02:05Oh, right.
02:05Sorry about that.
02:06We have to have the Eggman nudes.
02:08The last one did.
02:11It's almost a thing.
02:21Oh, this is out.
02:41Oh shit.
02:45Pissed on the moon!
02:51Wow, that was a really good movie.
02:53I could've took him, by the way.
02:56Alright, well.
02:57Oh my god.
02:59Now I don't have to feel bad about filming anymore.
03:02I'm gonna make sense.
03:04Wow.
03:06Man.
03:08He's on the moon!
03:09He's on the moon!
03:11Yeah, I told him.
03:12That is what we were all here for.
03:14Honestly, that was everything we were doing for.
03:16Yeah, I was surprised.
03:17That was actually like a masterpiece.
03:20I went so badly for Edwin to start that lecture and say,
03:23People of hers are coming and making an announcement.
03:27Rolling for a letter.
03:30He's done a lot.
03:32The autism level here, you know.
03:34What's the Hot Topic reference?
03:36Oh my god.
03:37Oh my god.
03:39The Hot Topic reference.
03:40Still one of them?
03:43It's still one of the funniest jokes that I get in that whole movie.
03:46Was like, Shadow told me, you're like Sonic, he's like haunting us.
03:49No, the crazy thing is,
03:50Before you talk, you're hard.
03:51We were some of the first people to see it.
03:54Like,
03:55Yeah.
03:55I, I, I,
03:56I only know the lore from OG Kings.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00I know the only,
04:01I know from the OG movie.
04:04Oh my gosh.
04:05What movie that I'm,
04:06Of the universe that I,
04:08Oh my gosh.
04:08No, the lore.
04:13Yeah, I've read the,
04:14I've been reading the books.
04:16Okay.
04:17So I just run on my board.
04:18That's something I need to watch.
04:19I don't know anything about Dune.
04:20That's something I get into.
04:21So I get into Dune.
04:23In Dune?
04:25Dune.
04:25No, I was saying Dune.
04:27Dune?
04:27Okay, I'm fucking stupid.
04:28Yeah, my man, my man.
04:29Anyone that got confused,
04:31I got confused about saying,
04:32I was saying Dune.
04:33I'm sand playing.
04:34That's just me.
04:35Cocaine that gives you powers.
04:38Like,
04:39Oh my gosh.
04:42Because I've seen something earlier that said,
04:45Some of course people don't care if they're here for 40 years old.
04:47Yeah, I don't know.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Well,
04:51It's hard to like,
04:52When we're just going to get away from 25.
04:54Yeah, exactly.
04:54That's kind of.
04:55It's also been a while.
04:58It's been a while.
04:59Does anyone else find it crazy that there is a smaller gap between this movie and Knuckles,
05:05and there will be for the Penguin and the Batman 2?
05:10That is a small gap.
05:12I don't know.
05:15I love that.
05:16I love that.
05:16I love that.
05:17I love that.
05:18I appreciate it.
05:19I didn't get a good look at it.
05:21It's kind of a good look at it.
05:22Are we feeling the temperature has hurt the Batman?
05:24Is he dead for real this time?
05:26Or is this just another big scam?
05:28Well,
05:28he was asking if he wanted to come back for the fourth form,
05:31so...
05:32Didn't he say that he wouldn't postpone retirement as long as he plays or anything?
05:36It's just being a film?
05:37Yeah.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Apparently, he ran into some financial problems.
05:41Yeah.
05:41Yeah, I thought he was joking.
05:43Of both.
05:44Yeah, because, like, he was, after all, the guy that claimed that he would play for Ace Ventura,
05:49but it was directed by Christopher Nolan.
05:51Yeah.
05:52That was clearly a joke.
05:54I don't think this is how I'm going to, like, break down until I'll beat you.
05:58Yeah, but before we all leave, we need to get, uh, a fix in front of the, uh, out of
06:02the poster right here that I thought.
06:04I'm in on it now.
06:05I'm in on it now.
06:19I'm in.
06:24I know, I'm clinically insane.
06:26Are you challenging me?
06:28Yes, Ethan, I'm challenging your autism.
06:30I don't know why.
06:31I don't know why I was offended.
06:33I shouldn't have known that.
06:33You've been a Sonic fan way longer than that.
06:35You don't have to play the games.
06:37No, I only care about the characters, honestly.
06:40I have to make, uh, uh, one off the, uh, IDW comics, because that'd be great.
06:45Oh, that would be a thousand comics.
06:47Oh, my God.
06:48Really?
06:48They're playing the frickin' song from the, uh, Die Hard.
06:51Like, when he pulls up to the...
06:54I am so happy.
06:55I'm this happiest girl.
06:58I was so scared that this was gonna be shit.
07:00I thought it was gonna, I don't know why, because, like, the advertising, it's clearly just the advertising.
07:05I'm glad, I'm glad the Sonic fans both enjoyed it, and, and someone who's more into general audience like me.
07:11You both are general audience.
07:12That confirms it works.
07:14Fair enough, fair enough.
07:15Yeah, I'm genuinely convinced that, uh, the reason they picked that, uh,
07:19is they saw the first vlog that we did, and they're like, yes, we want these autistic...
07:24Yeah, he's wrong.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Right, he's left.
07:27He left.
07:29He left.
07:30Hmm.
07:30I think the reason why we're standing here is because we're waiting for Dakota to come out.
07:34No, that's fair.
07:35But I don't know if she's left yet or not.
07:36She only has been left.
07:37I didn't even know she was here.
07:39I didn't know.
07:39I don't know who that is.
07:40I think it was like, like, five, ten minutes into the movie I was texting in.
07:44Uh-huh.
07:44And I was, like, trying to watch the movie, but I was trying to text, and I discussed things wrong.
07:48I'm like, quickly.
07:49And then there's that thing where it's like, don't be a Tommy texter.
07:52And then it's just like, I'm trying not to.
07:54Yeah, I hate it.
07:56I remember opening night of the Batman.
07:59I was all the way back in the back rows.
08:01These, these girls, like, these, some of these, these girls in, like, the front, I, they could, would not stop
08:07texting.
08:08It was so annoying.
08:09It was that good of a movie, and they just wouldn't stop texting.
08:13They were literally watching Peak, and they're like, hold on, I gotta, I gotta text Debbie.
08:18Oh my gosh.
08:20No, I don't think anyone would be.
08:22Okay.
08:23Oh, marijuana, look.
08:25Moana?
08:26No, marijuana.
08:27Hey, look, a movie that was really bad for animation.
08:29That makes it better.
08:30Hey, let's give more foreign companies to make our Disney animated movies.
08:34Yeah.
08:34Good job, Disney.
08:35I'm so, you don't, you don't know, like, how happy I am.
08:39You don't know how gay I am.
08:43You're so, we're having a gay old time.
08:46Yeah, we're having a gay old time.
08:47Just like they said in the intro, the kids go.
08:49We're having the gayest time.
08:50Our time, yeah.
08:50We're having, like, such a gay time.
08:52It's a gay old time.
08:53It's a gay old time.
08:53It's a gay old time.
08:55Yeah.
08:55Now listen.
08:56Call and I are talking about clean gay energies because we're having a gay old time.
09:00What?
09:00Yeah, we're having a gay old time.
09:01Yeah.
09:01You're happy.
09:02Oh my god.
09:04Look at it.
09:05I didn't get out to see that.
09:07Y'all are.
09:07Thanks to all of you guys.
09:09I got all of you guys.
09:11Oh my god.
09:12Oh my god.
09:12I'm so happy.
09:13I'm so happy.
09:13Yeah, they say all this is not funny in real life and it'll be funny in the video.
09:17It'd be so weird to see myself in the video.
09:19Oh my god.
09:20Yeah, I like that the first thing I did is I walked, I said hi, I got popcorn and then
09:24I gave you my iPad.
09:25You're whole?
09:25Yeah, you're whole this.
09:27Oh my god.
09:27As you're holding a bunch of shit.
09:29Am I right?
09:29I'm like, it's gonna be an asshole move right now and it'll be funny later.
09:32So I'm gonna do it.
09:33Honestly, it's fine.
09:34I honestly don't mind.
09:35It was, it was a good laugh.
09:37At least you got more popcorn.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Exactly.
09:39But I didn't even know you were recording so.
09:41Yeah.
09:41Lots of times he's like, oh, he's recording.
09:44Oh.
09:44Oh shit.
09:45I'm like, what is he doing?
09:47What the fuck you been trying to bowl with you?
09:50I'm pouring any bitches.
09:51I'm just that guy.
09:53Damn.
09:55It's true.
09:56It's true.
09:57It's true.
09:59Oh yeah, no, I don't like anyone.
10:01I'm not attracted to anybody.
10:03I mean, hey.
10:04Do what you gotta do.
10:06I should've watched Transformers 1 instead.
10:08Oh my god.
10:10I hate community.
10:11There's a good one.
10:13Madam Web was more tolerable.
10:15That was good on us.
10:16I did not expect the one to do that one.
10:18I don't know why.
10:19I'd like to go stand on the second one.
10:20The thing is, they based it off the second adventure thing.
10:24Yeah.
10:24This is based off the game.
10:25The most of this plot is based off the game.
10:27Very clear.
10:29I also find it funny that they said in the first Sonic movie, Kiana's a national treasure.
10:34And then he's Shadow in this one.
10:37Like right on top of the poster.
10:38Right there.
10:40That's what I love is that they're like the same actor.
10:43Yeah, that was funny.
10:44I was like, oh damn.
10:45I didn't know they were going to see that movie.
10:47Yeah, that joke could have gone really well, but they did it well.
10:50Like a lot of it was like really well done.
10:53Yeah, I wouldn't be upset if this was the last one with you.
10:56Uh, Jim, uh, Carrie.
10:58Who did really well.
10:59Show them some of the next two!
11:01Is she in there?
11:04Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
11:04Watching the one on two.
11:05Oh, I feel bad.
11:06Yeah, I feel bad.
11:07Oh, that's gonna be a really bad movie.
11:09Hey, look.
11:10You have that, you can see it for that.
11:12Yeah.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Yeah.
11:16Yeah.
11:16Oh my god.
11:17I feel like the start of the movie series has only gone up.
11:20Yeah, it's only gone up.
11:22It's only gone up.
11:23With that being said, we're probably gonna go back down eventually.
11:26Yeah.
11:26You know, I feel like it's going, I feel like there's going to be a bad one.
11:31Yeah, they keep it going.
11:32But for now, I can die happy.
11:36For now, I can die happy.
11:38For now, I can die happy.
11:41After a while.
11:42Because I've been putting it off for years.
11:44But yeah, I got my song.
11:45Like, yeah, legitimately.
11:46Like, I was expecting it to be, like, good.
11:48Because, like, yeah, the first two were not, like, received poorly.
11:51But they were, like, the critics don't know if I'm going to see one.
11:54Yeah.
11:54So they gave it, like, 60s.
11:56Yeah.
11:56And this one was, like, an 80.
11:57And I'm like, that recent eyebrow.
11:59And I'm like...
11:59The audience score for the second was actually really good.
12:02Oh, yeah.
12:02Yeah, it's the 90s, right?
12:03It's usually the audience score.
12:04But yeah, this one, like, if even the critics liked it, I'm like...
12:07Yeah, exactly.
12:08It did something.
12:09In 87.
12:09Yeah, 87.
12:10That's fine.
12:11Yeah, at one point it was, uh...
12:13At one point it was an 89.
12:15At one point.
12:16You don't know.
12:16But yeah.
12:17Hey, wanna buy a plushie?
12:18Sure.
12:19I don't have money.
12:21So...
12:21I guess I could buy a plushie.
12:23I wouldn't use this for anything, so...
12:25I'm just putting this in my room for that room.
12:27Oh, okay.
12:28Which one?
12:28Yeah, those glasses I already have.
12:30Which one are these three?
12:31Of the plushies?
12:32Yeah.
12:32I don't even have those.
12:33Why is this?
12:34Why is this one size?
12:35I don't know.
12:36Will issue.
12:37I say shadow.
12:38Okay, cool.
12:39It's the shadow movie.
12:41In that case, I might as well get this, Decker.
12:43Okay.
12:44Or if you get a Sonic 2, and really, really go around like a king.
12:52Yeah, I was pleasantly surprised.
12:54That movie went really, really hard.
12:57Yeah.
12:57Like the comedy, the action.
12:59Like they could have just made it like a simple adaptation of the game, but they actually
13:04stuck to the emotional practice.
13:06That movie was going so well.
13:07Um, the comedy was just, it was on point.
13:10Like I haven't seen a movie balanced comedy in like emotional beats so well.
13:16Gotcha!
13:17Oops.
13:18Is that, is that the movie?
13:19Yeah.
13:19Oh, thank you.
13:21Thank you, man.
13:22Hey, that's your Christmas present.
13:24That's more.
13:25Yeah, exactly.
13:28That's a good idea.
13:29All right.
13:30Where are we going?
13:31I don't know.
13:31We're going back over there.
13:32Why is he going that way?
13:33That way we can just hang out over there.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:36I guess we're good for now.
13:39Yeah.
13:40What was his name?
13:42I forgot.
13:43I forgot.
13:44What was his name?
13:45Kelton got me something for Christmas.
13:48Hey!
13:49Hey!
13:50Oh!
13:52We got eggs and we got...
13:54Anyway.
13:55Fine.
13:56Oh, my.
13:57Fine.
13:57You have to bring that back.
13:59Now I have to send you the video.
14:00for advancement.
14:02Man, so nice when I go shoot you,
14:04turning 24 looking fine.
14:08Oh, my goodness.
14:10And I pissed on the move for fun.
14:13Did you try to photobop that?
14:17Okay.
14:18I need more controller,
14:20Now I have some glasses of jazz.
14:23How do you do it?
14:24Stop.
14:25What?
14:27Where do you hear the box?
14:29You're broken,
14:29Oh my god.
14:34Oh my god.
14:35Mine's like in like T-H-O-T-S country.
14:39Oh my god.
14:46How the fuck have we not said Quilly yet?
14:48What?
14:49We've not said Quilly yet.
14:52I think the movie was just that good that we forgot to say our own slur.
14:55Like legitimately, we forgot.
14:59We're just so gay.
15:07Right?
15:09Right?
15:09Right?
15:10Right?
15:14Wait, what happened?
15:17That was good.
15:17Alright, sorry.
15:21Whoops.
15:22Oh, well.
15:24Ah, forget about it.
15:24Okay, let's see if we're going to want to go.
15:27Through that.
15:27Through that.
15:28Through that.
15:30Legitimately, I was not surprised.
15:32Yeah, I kind of went brain dead.
15:35And I was, my social awareness dropped to zero.
15:39And that rarely happens.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Alright, well.
15:42It's such a rare occurrence.
15:43We're going the same time.
15:45Okay.
15:46I'll wait for it.
15:47We have to make this.
15:49No!
15:50No!
15:52No!
15:57No!
15:59No!
16:01No!
16:01That game 3 was so good, it made this fun.
16:04It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's so good.
16:06Legitimately.
16:06It is so good!
16:08Hey, it's a Christmas, it's a, it's a Christmas miracle!
16:11It's a 5th movie.
16:12Yeah.
16:13Oh, there's Hayden.
16:14Oh, wait, what.
16:15There's, oh.
16:16Piers.
16:17Here's a lazy fun man.
16:18Oh, no.
16:19Hayden's right there!
16:20Oh, I thought that was.
16:21You ive.
16:22I'm done
16:23If you look back in the recording, I do say, oh, hey look, there's Hayden as well, so I don't
16:28blame you
16:31What now? I'm gonna
16:32Okay, we did it
16:49My neck hurts
16:51I just realized
16:52Oh my god
16:53You literally worked
16:56I can take this
16:59Uh, no
17:00All three movies, I have been in the same theater with at least one friend
17:07Anyway
17:09That movie should kill himself
17:11Yeah, honestly
17:13That movie, that looks like the only good movie on this list
17:17What do you mean, we're really
17:19I'm
17:19Really
17:25The war of Ro-Hurum
17:29It looks decent
17:31It looks like an anime movie, it looks pretty cool
17:33Yeah
17:35Yeah
17:35Yeah, you're right
17:35Yeah
17:36Okay, that's a good word I made up guys
17:38Y'all
17:38What? What'd you make up guys
17:40Y'all
17:41That's the worst way to describe the ruckus
17:43Hang on
17:43I said
17:44I don't know what it said
17:48Y'all of you
17:49Come again
17:50To make it funnier
17:51I'll censor it
17:52I did
17:53I did
17:53I did
17:54I did
17:54I did
17:54Y'all of you
17:55Y'all of you
17:57Y'all of you
17:59Y'all of you
18:19It was fun to see
18:20We appreciate it
18:21I'm actually happy
18:22Because it's alive
18:24I'm alive
18:25I'm alive
18:26Oh I know
18:27I'm with him
18:28I've been with him
18:28I've been with him for two years
18:29Oh
18:30I
18:31I made the
18:32I just acknowledged
18:35The greatest decision of all time
18:39We didn't play this
18:40Isle
18:43Woo
18:46When are we heading out?
18:48It's not a good question
18:49No, no
18:49I'm not watching this bullshit
18:51Because they promised us a good rhino
18:55And did not have been made of all time, huh?
18:57Alright, where's Hanks' car?
18:58Oh my god
19:01Oh my god
19:03Y'all are gonna talk about the fact that
19:05He's a pathological liar
19:07And whose ego
19:08Is the size of the fucking mouth
19:09And that's what
19:11And the field is
19:12And the field is
19:12I think the theater's right there
19:15And I think they can hear everything they're saying
19:17Yeah, I'm gonna go
19:19I'm gonna go
19:20I'm keeping that in by the way
19:22No, no
19:23Wait, where'd you guys party by the way?
19:25Just up
19:25Over there, I'll do it
19:27Oh yeah, we'll do the
19:29We'll do the dat thing
19:30Eddie, let me duck you up
19:32Let me duck you up
19:32Let me duck you up, Eddie
19:39I don't know
19:47Let me duck you up
19:52Okay
19:52That post credit scene
19:54I wanted to fucking cry
19:56I wanted to scream like a little bitch
19:58And go
20:01Yeah
20:01Oh, this is my fucking favorite
20:10Alright
20:10Alright
20:11This is my favorite one
20:13Oh my god
20:28I don't know
20:31I love that bitch
20:31I'm sorry
20:32Yeah, no, no
20:33It's like I just remember feeling just like a brook
20:35No, I get it. It was incredible.
20:40That's a scene being a song, man. I've ever seen it before.
20:44Yeah, I think it's a song, man. Five-sixths of my life.
20:49One is waiting for me to win in my wicked self.
20:56Man, I'm a good navigator. Sometimes.
21:03Yes, you are.
21:04Sometimes.
21:05I'll take over once I'm done vibing.
21:07Yeah.
21:08No, I understand, Tom. That was incredible.
21:12I did somehow.
21:14I think it's pretty impossible, dude.
21:19They made the sequels better than the original.
21:23No, that's the funniest part.
21:24That's the funniest part.
21:25The sequels in this case are better than the original.
21:28That's the funniest part.
21:29Solarized like nothing I've ever seen.
21:33Somebody close I can see right through.
21:36Take a fuck and know that I'll do anything I will for you.
21:46He's screaming more than I did when I watch the song.
21:48I do agree, though.
21:50I do agree.
21:51Yeah, they get better and better.
21:52I was really surprised.
21:57Yeah, sorry.
21:58I was just vibing.
21:58This is like literally my favorite song.
22:00You know what?
22:03Yeah, so the next one is the one on there.
22:06Yeah.
22:07I'm trying to watch this part.
22:29Sonic 2 and 3 might be my talk to you.
22:32You know that I do anything I will for you.
22:40Thank you so much for calling.
22:42Of course, man.
22:44It was too much.
22:48Wow.
22:50Wow.
22:51Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
22:54Wow, wow, wow, wow.
22:56Wow, wow, wow, wow.
23:02We're here?
23:05We're here?
23:06Alright, we're here.
23:07Thanks again, thank you so much.
23:09Good having you here, man.
23:10Good having you too, and thank you for tolerating me.
23:14We'll talk about this more on Discord probably.
23:17Please, please, I'm gonna geek out like a fucking nerd.
23:20Alright, I'll see you later.
23:21See ya.
23:27You're a colorful bunch.