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00:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot.
00:31Oh my god, you fucking idiot.
01:03What's going on, good sir?
01:04Good, and you?
01:05We're going to continue the finishing that we do where every time we see one, we vlog.
01:10Only for a bit.
01:11It's a statement for the thing.
01:19Oh my god.
01:26Oh wait, fuck.
01:27I completely messed it up.
01:28My bad.
01:29That's fine.
01:30I got you.
01:37Exactly what we're talking about.
01:40Come on in with something in the air.
01:43Come on in, come on in.
01:45I know you must be there.
01:51Let's get carried away.
01:53We'll be able to drink.
01:55She will be able to drink.
01:59Let's get married to Dean.
02:09Let's get married to Dean.
02:14Everything must go
02:22Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
02:27Celebrate Black History Month, Kelton
02:30Celebrate it
02:30No
02:31Right
02:32No
02:33Just kidding
02:36Maybe
02:37Around the world
02:39Sorry, we're just
02:42Why not
02:58If there's another Sonic movie, I promise we'll have more music for it
03:02Okay, anyway, there we go
03:03All right, where are we going next?
03:06All right, I'm not too sure because we've got plenty of time before we got to meet the others
03:10Is one jack off in here?
03:12No
03:15Well, the movie starts in 20 minutes
03:18Yeah
03:19So we can just go inside
03:21Yeah
03:23I'd rather be inside in the nice warm movie theater
03:27But waiting on the cold like a fucking poor puppy
03:30Yeah, I'm glad you actually managed to find this place
03:35I know, I know, I know, I know, it's you
03:39Hey, Kelton
03:40Hi
03:41How are you doing?
03:42Good
03:43I'm sorry for like interrupting your hi
03:46But like
03:48But like, hi
03:49Hi
03:50Sorry, this is my
03:51Anytime I work out, this is the first song that I play
03:53Oh, sorry
03:54I forgot this is like
03:55This song goes so hard
03:57Yeah
03:57I forgot this is like your copious erection
04:00Yeah, I know
04:01This is me and Ethan
04:03Oh, okay, so you're like a
04:05You're in a jerk-o-circle playing the song, right?
04:07Basically
04:08Oh, wait, what?
04:10What?
04:10You want the truth, that's the truth
04:12Yeah, okay
04:13Hey, I'm not judging
04:14I'm not judging
04:15But like, to this song?
04:17Well, not this song
04:18But
04:20But like to every other song
04:22Probably
04:22Yeah
04:23I like how he doesn't request
04:26I don't care where anyone says
04:28This is the best album opener ever
04:30Yeah, it could be
04:32Like, it has a lot of funk
04:34And it goes so hard
04:36Like the rock aspect
04:37Yeah
04:38And then at the end
04:39It starts getting more and more tense
04:40Like, it perfectly describes
04:42What's going to happen
04:43For like the rest of the
04:44The album
04:46Do I keep going straight
04:47With this bit, Trevor?
04:48Or do I keep going straight?
04:49I think you can just keep going down here
04:51Yeah, this is Victoria Street
04:52You can keep going down here
04:55I love Veronica
04:57Oh, everybody does
04:58Yeah
05:00You know what else I love?
05:01What's that?
05:02Sonic 3
05:03Yeah
05:06Yeah
05:07It's sometimes gay porn
05:10Based
05:14Hey, dude
05:15I don't like being a lesbian
05:16It's a lesbian
05:16It kind of gay porn
05:17Okay, that's fetishization
05:19Fetishization
05:23And as a member of the LGBT community
05:25I won't stand for it
05:28I'm sorry for not liking that
05:30I'm not folding up
05:31Up and around the world
05:33And I can sing the love
05:36I know I know
05:37I know I know
05:38Alright guys
05:38Which house are we bopping?
05:40That one
05:41Alright
05:43Pause on the bazooka
05:46Boom
05:46Fire
05:49Yeah
05:49We're gonna get some pipe bombs
05:51Yeah, we're gonna get some pipe bombs
05:53And deliver
05:53The best Uber drivers
05:57The best Uber drivers
05:58I have to get some packages
05:59Alright
06:00On your way to your place
06:02You're going
06:02I gotta pipe bomb the drop off
06:04Yeah, yeah, yeah
06:05Okay
06:05Just go over there
06:06Okay, fam
06:07Which way am I going?
06:09I have to do this
06:11Oh boy
06:14Man, I can't wait to watch
06:15An eggy black hedgehog
06:17Yeah, I can't wait to watch
06:18An eggy black hedgehog
06:20An eggy black racist hedgehog
06:22He's not real
06:23Oh, he is real
06:24You're a colorful bunch
06:26Hello
06:26Like, I mean
06:27It's not racist, bro
06:28Oh, fair enough
06:29Man, I can't wait to watch
06:31Shadow say nip
06:34Oh, that would go over so poorly
06:36It would
06:37I don't have to wait for Shadow to say it
06:39It would also
06:40Eddie will do it for us
06:41Yeah, Eddie will do it for us
06:43Okay, I'm going to see
06:44If he can tell him like you
06:45Now because he didn't
06:46Send me my DMs over
06:58In the background
06:59One of the songs
07:00We're going to hear Ben Schwartz
07:01Hey, so you're probably wondering
07:02How I got in this situation
07:03Why is there a big fat
07:05Like giant machine
07:07Chasing me in the background
07:09With Jim Carrey
07:10Well, I can explain this
07:11All in a short synopsis
07:26I thought Eddie was there
07:28That felt weird
07:28Filming those people
07:31Man, I love parking
07:32All right
07:33Handicaps, fuck up
07:35I love parking
07:36In the handicaps
07:37Let's go
07:37Woo
07:38Shut the fuck up
07:39Hey, you can
07:40You can break my fucking kneecaps
07:42And then we can have a handicapped person
07:43And now we're good
07:44We're good, fam
07:46We're good
07:46We're good, baby
07:49Oh, boy
07:50I just lost my overreach
07:53All right
07:56This looks familiar
07:57Anyway
07:59All right
08:00So that's the Hedgehog 3
08:02We are all 18
08:03Yep
08:04We are all adults
08:05Numeral
08:05Beferred 1
08:06No, no, no
08:07You know what?
08:08No
08:08It's not
08:09It's not
08:09It's not embarrassing
08:10We're mad
08:11Yo, guys
08:11You guys want to feel like Sonic Layer
08:13And touch that power box
08:14Look, dude
08:14Boys don't grow up
08:16We just get bigger
08:18We're children till we die
08:21We're gonna walk into the Sonic tree
08:24This is where doves come to cry
08:28You get the reference
08:29You get the reference
08:37So Brennan's asking if his brother can come
08:39Does that mean he's good?
08:41Yeah, probably
08:42He's gonna be here at 6.30
08:43I think
08:44Also
08:45You work at Walmart
08:46I know
08:47Because this is supposed to be all
08:48Well, man
08:49Can you see
08:50So
08:51The Hedgehog 3
08:53Which I never would say
08:54Is
08:54He's
08:55He's
08:55He's
08:56He's
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09:00He's
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09:11He's
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10:19He's
10:20He's
10:35He's
10:36He's
10:37He's
10:37He's
10:37He's
10:37He's
10:37He's
10:42He's
10:42Percy.
10:42Say hi.
10:43Okay.
10:43Hi.
10:44Yeah.
10:44Hi.
10:45I hope he wasn't expecting me at all of his back.
10:49Well, you know what they say though, more the moneyer.
10:52I'm sorry, I didn't-
10:53I-
10:55I'm gonna kill my-
10:57Oh, help me, God.
10:58I'll hold your bumper.
11:00Yeah, I know.
11:01Yeah, that's fine.
11:02I don't know why I'm all- I'm- I don't know why I'm just taking a-
11:04Dyson do the camera bitch now.
11:06I don't know why.
11:06Oh, but she's gonna kill him before.
11:08Yes!
11:08Yeah, hello.
11:10That's- that's-
11:11Kelton.
11:11A-P-L-T-O-N.
11:12I don't have hands open, so yeah.
11:15Hold your iPad.
11:16That's it.
11:17That's Ethan.
11:17There we go.
11:18Zap me up, there we go.
11:21Um, what's Brendan?
11:24And Thomas.
11:25Katie?
11:25Um, yeah, he's a jerk.
11:28Sorry for no contact, Ethan.
11:30Uh, you don't deserve any-
11:31I mean, anyway.
11:32No, it's not bad.
11:33I don't know.
11:34What- what way is it?
11:35Uh, is Stacey a muscle out there, Stephen?
11:37Yeah, he can't muscle.
11:39Yeah, he can't muscle.
11:40Actually, I do-
11:41What's up, guys?
11:43I don't know- I don't know if they can see that, but whatever.
11:45Anyway, let's go.
11:46I'm gonna-
11:47You know what?
11:47I'm gonna stalk Ethan.
11:49Oh, look.
11:49There's the bitch.
11:51Ooh, ooh.
11:52Why?
11:53Who would do that?
11:55I don't know who would do that.
11:56Anyway, here you go.
11:57You're welcome.
11:57I didn't realize you were recording.
11:59You didn't tell me something.
12:00I'm like, oh, what's up?
12:01I know, I'm an asshole.
12:01I'm like, wouldn't this be really funny?
12:03When you watch it, you'll be like, oh, you'll see me.
12:05Oh, hi.
12:06This is Thomas.
12:07Nice to meet you.
12:07I'm sorry.
12:08I got a lot.
12:09That's okay.
12:09I see everyone's packed over here.
12:11Yep.
12:12We're getting ready.
12:13Alright, well, this is done.
12:16Hang on.
12:16Hang on.
12:17Hang on.
12:17Hang on.
12:18Alright, well, I'll have to buy something.
12:23See you guys later.
12:31Hang on for the extra scenes of the end.
12:36Yeah, so I don't know, uh, what they did, but like, like you know how art pick A.M with
12:42movies, right?
12:43Can you say three?
12:44Honestly?
12:45Honestly, 10 out of 10.
12:48Like, no, seriously.
12:49like like they did a lot more than they need to do like it wasn't just oh they
12:53brought back jim carrey's eggman it was they also answered what does it mean to be eggman
12:59and like they went way harder than they needed to and they also like they had like a lot of
13:04emotional complexity for like what should it like for just a kid's movie with like the shadow stuff
13:10and i was like why am i feeling emotional in a sonic movie and then uh like you know all
13:16the
13:16jokes are bullseyes um like it's i don't know and then they actually had the balls to like kill
13:22off some characters um yeah um i was really surprised
13:46and then they came back to go
13:55kelton
14:02there's two in there it is family champion once again tails knuckles
14:13okay yeah i overshot the finish line
14:29all the nerves in the theater are going nuts
14:38pro tick if you're gonna take a shot at the fastest creature in the universe
14:45you better not miss
14:51um i'm flattered by the cosplay but you got a few details wrong i can't blame you though
14:56it's hard to copy perfection
15:05would you shut the fuck up
15:07i'm watching please
15:21that's insane
15:23who are you
15:35I'm sorry Hayden.
15:37There's a second one.
15:39And they're not even done before.
15:41There's a second one.
15:41There's two.
15:43So wait, they're doing that story then?
15:45The metal quotes?
15:47That's great.
15:48I apologize to you and all the other people in the theater.
15:50Who is that?
15:53Metal Sonic, the Metal Clonarch, and E.R.
15:56One more place.
15:57And there's still more.
16:05Okay.
16:06So there's gonna be another sequel.
16:09Oh yeah, I knew that already.
16:10They confirmed it months ago.
16:11Oh shit, did they? I'm way behind.
16:13Yeah, they confirmed they were making a board.
16:15Yeah, a while ago.
16:17Okay.
16:18Because in one of the things, the actual director of this literally said that they're making,
16:23they've had a blast making these movies so far and they have no plans of slowing down.
16:26Yeah.
16:28That...
16:28And this is gonna keep going.
16:30Yeah, I mean if they really wanted to, they could do a whole cinematic universe that they wanted to.
16:34Honestly, I came up with an idea though and I told Venom this.
16:38What I very much want, I want Shadow of the Alive and I want them in a movie take, like
16:42a Shadow the Hedgehog movie based on his video game.
16:44Oh my god, yes.
16:45And, what they could totally try and do, make an adaptation, movie adaptation of Sonic 06.
16:51Oh my god, yes.
16:52But like do it right.
16:53Yeah.
16:53Listen to the fans' criticisms of the game.
16:55Make it good.
16:56Like...
16:57Yeah.
16:58That's what remakes shit be.
16:59Remake the bad stuff and make it great.
17:01Honestly, that's what they should do for Sonic Movie 6.
17:03Mm.
17:04Sonic Movie 6.
17:05Oh no.
17:06Yes.
17:07Hear me out.
17:08Then they get, uh, what, Silver?
17:11Hear me out.
17:12Yeah.
17:12Silver.
17:13They get Silver for the sixth one.
17:15Yeah.
17:15And Sonic...
17:16Oh my god, yes.
17:17Yes.
17:18Yes.
17:19I want to see live action versions of that.
17:24Oh my god.
17:25What the fuck?
17:26This Shadow the Hedgehog movie, like base it on his game with Black Doom, but don't make
17:30a one-to-one adaptation.
17:31Do this.
17:33Make me do this a similar thing to what they did for Sonic Movie 2.
17:36You know, Sonic Movie 2.
17:36Sonic was basically a loner.
17:38He wanted to be a proper hero.
17:39And then he, like, learned to be an actual hero with his teammates.
17:43Do something similar for the Shadow Movie where, like, Black Doom is the threat.
17:47And then he, like, learned to be an actual hero with his teammates.
17:47And then have, like, him learning to be a hero.
17:50And then that's where you introduce Team Dark.
17:52Oh my god, yes.
17:53Like, evolution and Omega.
17:54And then him learning to be a team.
17:55Oh my god, yes.
17:56And then him learning to be an actual hero.
17:57Like, a similar, like, basic plot to, like...
18:01Autism City, baby!
18:03Fuckin' hell!
18:04Like, dude, dude, you have the same kind of idea.
18:06Like, you know, the theme of family and, like, being a hero and being a team.
18:10And except have Shadow as, like, the hero and Team Dark be, like, his teammates
18:13instead of, like, Knuckles and Tails.
18:15Mm.
18:16I think that'd be an awesome movie to watch.
18:18Yeah.
18:20Yeah, they have, like, 30 years worth of shit that they could just make.
18:23Yeah.
18:25And honestly, I know it's probably not gonna happen here.
18:27If it is, it's, like, it's probably not gonna happen.
18:29I would love to see a movie adaptation of Black Knight.
18:32Yes.
18:32What, sorry?
18:33Sonic and the Black Knight.
18:34Mm.
18:35If you'd love to see a movie adaptation of that,
18:36the chance of that happening are like next to none.
18:38Yeah.
18:42I really hope we get a Frontiers movie.
18:44Yes.
18:45Yes.
18:45Yes.
18:45One more few.
18:45It's kind of a lure.