00:00My sweet little muscle bitch, baby, you're so cute.
00:04Don't worry, we're gonna flush out those toxins so you don't get too big and strong.
00:09Hey, um, I think I'm gonna head out.
00:12Seems like he got your hands pretty full over here.
00:14No, no, no, he's doing great. I just have to give him a pig's depository in 20 minutes.
00:18Yeah, I just, I think we're in two different places right now.
00:21Not to sound like an idiot or anything, but I just wanna work on my body and have sex.
00:26Yeah, I also wanna work on your body and have sex.
00:30Goodbye, Victoria.
00:32No, wait, wait!
00:38You put Piggy in danger and you ruined my first chance to have sex in like weeks. Great service. Do
00:43you accept tips?
00:45Well, you distracted me with all your helicopter mom check-ins.
00:48And if you're that worried, maybe you shouldn't be going out on dates with a cantaloupe wearing a mullet wig.
00:53You're so hung up on Brett.
00:55It's hard not to stare because at some point he's gonna pop and I don't wanna miss it.
00:58Just admit it, you're jealous.
01:00You're jealous and I know why.
01:02It's because of what happened at the hotel in Bellingham.
01:04All I remember from that hotel in Bellingham is winning officer of the year and being a shirtless hero to
01:08my people.
01:09You don't remember your room where we almost kissed?
01:13Okay. We're talking about it.
01:15Yeah. We're gonna talk about it.
01:17You leaned in.
01:19Grossly misremember. You leaned in.
01:20I did not lean in. I don't lean in. You were like...
01:25Now, you were like...
01:27Victoria, I'm having a relationship moment. Can we just talk it out real quick, Frank? I'm glad you're here too.
01:33Oh, I love being cornered and supporting my friends.
01:35Okay, so I feel like...
01:37You messed up.
01:38He has a right to be mad. Just apologize. Honestly, I'm just...
01:40I just... I do not have the energy to girl down with you on this right now.
01:44I have a pig who needs meds and let's just say it requires a rubber glove.
01:52I'm sorry about that. And sometimes I do dye my beard.