00:00I have direction.
00:03Boy, they came out of nowhere.
00:06I'm reading one non-school book a week.
00:09My first book is Fit or Fact.
00:11Dion and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.
00:16Ew! Get off of me!
00:19Ugh! Ed!
00:21Did you get your report card?
00:22Yeah, I'm toast. How'd you do?
00:24I totally choked. My father was gonna go ballistic on me.
00:28Where's your report card?
00:29It's not ready yet.
00:30What do you mean, it's not ready yet?
00:31Well, some teachers were trying to lowball me, Daddy.
00:34And I know how you say never accept a first offer, so I figure these grades are just a jumping
00:38-off point to start negotiations.
00:41Physical education in this school is a disgrace.
00:44I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective.
00:49I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of pear-free gum.
00:52What's up, Daddy?
00:53What the hell is that?
00:54It's us.
00:55Says who?
00:56Calvin Klein.
00:57You like Billie Holiday?
00:58I love you.
01:00If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay?
01:02Ask her questions.
01:03What's seven times seven?
01:04Stuff she knows.
01:06Hello?
01:06Do you know what time it is?
01:08Oh, watch.
01:09She doesn't really go with this outfit, Daddy.
01:10Now, uh, down on the ground.
01:12Face down.
01:14Come on.
01:15Oh, no.
01:16You don't understand.
01:17This isn't a liar.
01:19And a what-a?
01:21It's like a totally important designer.
01:24And I will totally shoot you in the head.
01:27Get out.
01:28Get out.
01:29Oh, God.
01:30What's wrong, Ty?
01:32They're playing our song.
01:34I'm the one that Allen and I dance to.
01:39Roll in with Kobe.
01:41Oh, Ty.
01:43Oh, don't cry.
01:44I'm sorry.
01:45Get there.
01:47Oh, my God.
01:48Stop.
01:49Stop.
01:50Are you saying you care about me?
01:54God.
02:00And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on a Statue of Liberty.
02:09Thank you very much.
