00:00Look, what I'm about to tell you gonna sound crazy.
00:03You ready?
00:04Sorry.
00:06Try me.
00:07I believe they've been abducting black people,
00:11brainwashing them,
00:12making them work for them as sex slaves and shit.
00:14Oop, sorry about the shit.
00:16Sorry.
00:30I know what you're thinking.
00:31What?
00:32Come on, I get it.
00:35White family?
00:36Black servants?
00:37It's a total cliché.
00:40I wasn't gonna take you there.
00:41Well, you didn't have to, believe me.
00:44By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could.
00:49Best president in my lifetime, Hans Dan.
00:51Ferriskin has been in favor for the past, what, couple of hundreds of years?
00:56But now the pendulum is slung back.
00:58Black.
00:59Black is in fashion.
01:03Gordon was a professional golfer for years.
01:07Are you kidding?
01:07Well, I can't quite swing the hips like I used to, though.
01:11But, uh, I do know Tiger.
01:14Is it true?
01:18Is it better?
01:20Wow.
01:21Wow.
01:22Sir, can I see your license, please?
01:24Wait, why?
01:25Yeah, I've stayed IB.
01:27No, no, no.
01:28He wasn't driving.
01:30I didn't ask who was driving.
01:31I asked to see his ID.
01:33Yeah, why?
01:33That doesn't make any sense.
01:35I'm here.
01:36You don't have to give him your ID because you haven't done anything wrong.
01:38Baby, baby, it's okay, cool.
01:39Any time there's an incident, we have every right to ask...
01:44That's cool.
01:45Ma'am, there...
01:49I don't mean to get on my high horse, but I'm telling you, I do not like the deer.
01:54I'm sick of it.
01:54They're taking over.
01:55They're like rats.
01:56They're destroying the ecosystem.
01:58I see a dead deer on the side of the road.
01:59I think to myself, that's a start.
02:06I mean, I told you not to go in that house.
02:09I didn't even think they were anything wrong.
02:12But I'm trying to get on my side.
02:13I feel great.
02:13I'll give you a rest.
02:13I will give you two thoughts.
02:13Oh no.
02:14I can't give you a face.
02:14It's I know.
02:15I can't do this.
02:16I know.
02:18Yes.
