00:00President of the United States. Very ambitious, Miss Lawrence.
00:03Yes and no. Not many people want the job anymore.
00:07Oh? Why is that?
00:08Well, now that I've disbanded the military and eliminated nuclear weapons, the position is not as seductive.
00:15I see. That's rather an unusual costume for a president, isn't it?
00:19We all wear togas now. It removes the hostile competition that fashion often creates.
00:25This world of yours seems like quite a peaceful and loving place.
00:29Yes. Especially since we moved all men underground and used them just for breeding.
00:35Why do you care so much what other people think?
00:38When people laugh at you, they're depleting their own karmic reservoir.
00:44You're going to be one of those girls who doesn't shave her legs, aren't you?
00:47To boys, let's face it. Sex is just the goal.
00:51It's something they're after and they're not really sure why.
00:53I think sex is part of a special kind of love that you feel for a very special person.
00:58Yeah, fine. Now let's wake up the audience.
01:01I can't walk through life with you.
01:03Is there someone else?
01:04There's everybody else.
01:07But most of all, I love you because of who you are.
01:11And I hope you love me because of who I am and not because of my face and hair.
01:17Corey.
01:19Topanga, if I looked in the mirror every morning and saw what you see, I'd feel real good about myself,
01:23too.
01:24Oh, so you think that's it? You think what gives me all my confidence is my face and hair?
01:27And the fact that they're perfect? Yeah, I think that puts a little spring in your step.
01:31Oh, yeah?
01:32Well, here's what I think.
01:35Words, Topanga. Use your words.
01:40Well, am I any different now?
01:45Well, uh, somewhat less predictable, but no, no, you're right. I'd love you no matter what you look like.
01:52What?
01:52Ladies and gentlemen, the John Adams High School class of 1998.
02:01You married me?
02:04You shouldn't kiss somebody you're not married to.
02:08Hmm.
02:10Yeah, I would have to feel I really knew the person and that I liked him.
02:15Good.
02:17Good.
02:22Wow.
02:25Wow.
02:26Wow.
02:27Wow.
02:28Wow.
02:29Wow.
02:29You
