00:00I thought I was going to meet the congressman.
00:02Yes. This is my husband, Ron.
00:05Congressman Ron Dellums.
00:07And, uh, sweetheart, this is our new house guest, Maury Bach.
00:14You're kidding. This is a joke, right?
00:17Right?
00:21Everything just feels out of control.
00:23My homework's piling up, my parents are talking to me about my future.
00:29I mean, things that used to feel so easy just now seem so hard.
00:34Well, call me blonde, but what does all that have to do with losing weight?
00:39I guess eating is the only thing I have any control over.
00:42Like, all this other stuff just happens to me, but eating's something I have a say in.
00:48Miles, I got you.
00:50Did I try to deal with her, Maya? She's not a reasonable person.
00:54How do I handle this? I don't know how to handle this.
00:56I'm not alone.
00:58But I thought I was supposed to learn how to resolve a conflict.
01:00You have a bully.
01:01And I have a conflict.
01:02You are incredibly screwy.
01:03And I'm screwy, and I have a bully, and I have a conflict.
01:09What a tough thing in Riley Town.
01:11Excuse me, young lady. I think you got the wrong feel. The cheerleaders are over on the other side.
01:16No, I'm here to try out for the football team.
01:19Sure, baby doll. You tried. Now get off the field before you get hurt.
01:23I'm not leaving. There's no rule that says that I cannot play on the boys' team.
01:27However, there are plenty of rules that say you cannot call me baby doll.
01:31Yeah, you're right, sugar. You got Spock. I like that.
01:34Now go home and bake a cake. I like that even better.
01:38Is that you?
01:43And that's you.
01:49Andy, I'm not your sister.
01:54I'm your mother.
01:58Put the food away, honey.
02:00Nope. I cooked it instead.
02:04I have to start calling you Chef Eddie.
02:07More like Eddie Crocker.
02:10Yeah, at least now I know what to get you for your birthday.
02:12An apron.
02:14Or an easy bake oven.
02:16Knock it off.
