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00:00Previously on Barstool Brother, Hannah and Rico were nominated for eviction from the house.
00:04Ashley is targeting Hannah for a vicious blindside.
00:08Barstool Brother starts now.
00:10Hey, how are you feeling?
00:12Dude, honestly, Ashley, I'm really scared.
00:14I really think they're going to vote me out.
00:16Girl, no, I'm telling you, it's going to be Rico this week.
00:18I talked to Sue, I talked to Jerry.
00:20You did?
00:20You're going to be fine.
00:21You have the votes, you have my vote.
00:22Girl, you're good.
00:23Don't you even worry.
00:23This week is chill.
00:25Okay.
00:26It's chill.
00:26Okay, you promise.
00:27I promise.
00:28You got me?
00:28Got you.
00:31What is the deal?
00:32We got you.
00:33Listen, you're good.
00:34You got you.
00:35Are you sure?
00:36You don't need to worry.
00:37Sure.
00:37Oh, you're perfect.
00:39100%.
00:39We got you.
00:41It's Rico, right?
00:42We're both going for Rico?
00:43It's Hannah.
00:44We're voting her this week.
00:45She's got to fucking go.
00:46Get her ass out.
00:47Or else.
00:47I don't know, Ash.
00:48I think it should be Rico.
00:50Stu, fucking look at me.
00:51You're evicting Hannah.
00:59I vote to evict Hannah.
01:01Shout out, Dad.
01:02Shout out, Timothy Chalamet, Jacob Alorty.
01:04I vote to evict Hannah.
01:05I vote to evict Hannah Montoya.
01:08Hannah Montoya.
01:09Hannah Montoya.
01:10Hannah Montoya.
01:11Hannah Montoya.
01:12Hannah Montoya.
01:12Hannah Montoya.
01:13Hannah Montoya.
01:14Hannah Montoya.
01:15Hannah Montoya.
01:15Hannah Montoya.
01:16I vote to evict
01:19Hannah Montoya
01:23Shout out Hannah Montoya
01:24I would die for you
01:26And I love you
01:30House guests
01:32The votes are in
01:33By a vote of 14 to 0
01:35Hannah
01:36You are evicted from the Barstool Brotherhouse
01:49Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory
01:52America's premier sports information program
01:56With Jersey Jerry
01:59Dan Big Cat Caps
02:03And the source, Stu Biner
02:16Barstool Sports Advisors
02:18We are back
02:20So back, so back
02:22Week 9, year 9
02:23Week 9, week 1
02:25Week 1
02:26That was quick to step on it, Stu
02:28I was going to do a big thing
02:30Where I was going to introduce you last
02:32And it was going to be something special
02:34Because I love you so much
02:35Can I just do that first?
02:37Can I do that first?
02:38You're going to have a lot of time to say a lot of time
02:40Yes
02:45Barstool Sports Advisors
02:47We are back
02:48The 2026 NFL season
02:50And we are joined
02:51As always by Ashley on weather
02:57Rico Bosco
02:58Doing the stats
03:01My good, good friend
03:03Jersey Jerry
03:03Who is guaranteed
03:05He's going to have a phenomenal football season
03:07That's right
03:07And last
03:08But certainly not least
03:11Your source
03:12The love of my life
03:14The love of Jerry's life
03:15The love of you
03:16The listener's life
03:17It is Stu Biner
03:19He is back
03:20Week 1, year 9
03:23Stuart Biner
03:27We are going to clap
03:28We are going to clap
03:29We are going to clap
03:30We are going to clap
03:30Don't clap
03:30Don't take that for granted
03:32First of all
03:35Can I say
03:36It's an honor
03:37It's a pleasure
03:38From the bottom of my heart
03:39I fucking love you
03:40I love you
03:41I have been a fan of yours
03:42Since we started this show
03:44First time you and PFT
03:46Torched me
03:47Way, way back
03:48It was an honor
03:49To represent your book
03:51To go to Barnes & Noble
03:52Two stores
03:53And wipe them the fuck out
03:54I only had five and four
03:55That was really weird
03:57We are going fast
03:57Fast
03:58So fast
03:59I brought back
04:00Larry the Goldfish
04:01Which everyone fucking loved
04:02And the book is phenomenal
04:04By the way
04:04Thank you
04:05It was phenomenal
04:06I thought it was
04:07Borderline dog shit
04:08But thank you
04:08No, no
04:09It was great
04:09Dog shit
04:11Was Dave's book
04:12I don't know if you
04:12I don't know if you read that book
04:13I know a lot of people
04:15Bought it
04:15But that was dog shit
04:16He should have
04:17Listen
04:18He should have stuck
04:19With his original plan
04:20Yeah
04:20He can't
04:21He can't write
04:22He has no four
04:23You know
04:24Can't see into the future
04:25That was a shit book
04:26That's number one
04:28I love doing this show
04:31I love doing this show with you
04:32I'm not going to have a good show
04:34This is probably going to be
04:35My worst show
04:35I've ever done in my life
04:36Why?
04:37Well, because
04:37Our woke
04:41Sex addict
04:42Drug addict
04:43Phony
04:44Cunt
04:45Bitch
04:45Boss
04:45Dave Portnoy
04:48Is supposed to be on
04:50The first show
04:51Yeah
04:53We have never done
04:54A show of
04:55Barstool Sports Advisors
04:57Week one
04:58Jerry's right here
04:58Not with you
04:59Jerry's right here
05:00You're my favorite here
05:01I mean I'm right here
05:01You're the number one person
05:02It has nothing to do with you
05:04Fair, okay, fair
05:04It has to do with
05:06It has nothing to do with
05:06I mean that hurts
05:07It has to
05:07Listen
05:07God damn it
05:08We wish someone else
05:09Was sitting in your seat
05:10Dave Portnoy
05:11I pitched this bitch
05:13Piece of garbage watch
05:16Like it's an embarrassment to you
05:18It wipes out your legacy
05:20250 million
05:21Who cares
05:21Gorgeous girlfriend
05:22Who cares
05:2250 million dollar houses
05:24Who cares
05:24You built a piece of shit
05:26Okay
05:26Now
05:28Second of all
05:29I went out of my way
05:30I went to New Jersey
05:32With my wife and my best friend
05:34To wait on the line
05:35Two hours
05:36To represent
05:37And really just stand up
05:39For your book
05:39Okay
05:40No, Rico
05:41Shut the fuck up
05:42I'll knock you out
05:43You were there
05:44You cut the fucking line
05:45You cut the line
05:47I saw you
05:48No, shut your fucking down
05:50I'll knock you out
05:51You fat pig
05:52He actually will knock you out
05:54Shut the fuck up
05:55Stop
05:56Stop
05:56So anyway
05:57Me, my wife
05:59And my best friend
06:00Took two and a half hours traffic
06:02Three and a half hours back
06:03Sat on a line with two hours
06:05Took a million pictures
06:06Sucked your dick
06:07To every fan you had
06:09Came in for ten seconds
06:11Got a picture with you
06:13Ate pizza
06:13Went home
06:14Then also
06:15I brought my sons
06:16And my two best friends
06:17In Manhattan
06:18When you had your show
06:20Where you and Erica
06:21Sat there on the stage
06:22And Erica blew you
06:23For three hours
06:23I mean, the biggest puffery shit questions
06:27I ever saw in my life
06:28I was there
06:29Ask Austin
06:30I was there
06:32I started that crowd
06:33With chance and energy
06:35Because all you did
06:37You and Erica talking
06:37Made the entire thousand people go to sleep
06:40People were snoring
06:41And I was poking them
06:42It was me
06:43So now
06:45All I ask from you
06:46You cunt
06:49Show up one show
06:50Show up one show
06:51Just one show
06:51One show
06:52One show
06:53One show
06:54And it breaks my heart
06:55Because I watched
06:56For the first time ever
06:57The Fox Sports Show
06:59That you're on with Dave
06:59With Dan, excuse me
07:01Yeah
07:01And I immediately sent you off a text saying
07:03That was amazing
07:04You're the best ever
07:04Sent it to you too
07:05Yep
07:06That was amazing
07:06Fuck you
07:07You're scum
07:08I'm watching ESPN from now on
07:10You scum
07:10You don't care about me
07:12Fuck you and die
07:14Well said
07:15By the way
07:16Stu
07:16Your text messages
07:17What's going on with them
07:19I keep getting all your plays
07:21A day late
07:21I don't know why
07:22It's like every single day
07:24I thought you and PFT blocked me
07:26Because it just doesn't go through
07:27It's crazy
07:28Hank
07:29Where's Hank
07:29It goes through to Hank like butter
07:30But it goes
07:31It comes a day late
07:32I don't know why
07:33I can't figure it out
07:34I went to the AT&T store
07:35Yes
07:35We gotta get you an iPhone
07:37So anyway
07:38I just want to say
07:39I am so psyched for the best year ever
07:41I'm gonna zone in on winning
07:42I got the Bears winning the Super Bowl
07:45Wow
07:45Better now
07:46Plus 1250
07:48It's gonna be the Bears
07:49It's more
07:49Wait
07:50It's gonna be Caleb Williams
07:51And Josh Allen
07:52And the Chicago Bears
07:55Are winning the Super Bowl
07:55Listen
07:56Fuck the Rams
07:57Okay
07:57It's either gonna be the Bears
07:59Or the Lions
08:00From the NFC
08:01And it's all Bills
08:02In the AFC
08:03Maybe a little
08:04Bengal
08:04Momentum
08:05Joe Burrow
08:06Throwing 20 touchdowns
08:08In the playoffs
08:08But the Bears
08:09Are winning the Super Bowl
08:10Fuck the Rams
08:11Listen
08:12Who's the best quarterback
08:13In the NFL
08:14Caleb Williams
08:15I don't know
08:19He cut Jordan Love's heart out
08:21He should have cut
08:23The Rams heart out
08:24And he's the best quarterback
08:25In the NFL
08:26Ben Johnson
08:27The best head coach
08:29In the NFL
08:29In his second year
08:30Caleb Williams
08:31MVP
08:32Wins the Super Bowl
08:34I love this energy
08:35Just so we're clear
08:35On DraftKings
08:37Our wonderful sponsor
08:37You can actually get the Bears
08:3824 to 1
08:39To win the Super Bowl
08:40Yeah you said
08:4114 to 1
08:41I'm sorry
08:4212 and a half to 1
08:43Is to win the NFC
08:44I'm sorry
08:4424 to 1
08:4524 to 1
08:46Win Super Bowl
08:46So I've given you
08:47A 24 to 1 winner
08:48And a 12 and a half to 1
08:49And Bills
08:50And Bengals
08:51Shout out Caleb Williams
08:52Shout out Ben Johnson
08:54Love it
08:55So yeah
08:55There you go
08:56For the people at home
08:56Fuck you
08:57They're paying attention
08:59Stu just gave you
09:00His Super Bowl winner
09:01It's the Bears
09:02But possibly the Lions
09:04And a little bit Bills
09:05And maybe a tiny bit Bengals
09:06Well the Bills and the Bengals
09:08Yeah right
09:09Are going to represent
09:09Correct
09:10Correct
09:10It's either the Bears
09:12Or the Lions
09:12And then the Bills
09:13Lines are very underrated
09:14Yes
09:14Lines have a psycho sick
09:16Offensive line
09:16I agree
09:17And offensively
09:18They're going to
09:18Psycho sick
09:19No it's sick
09:20It's psycho
09:21It's sick
09:22They're going to roll teams
09:24It's psycho sick
09:25What were you going to say Rico
09:27Yeah that's
09:28Thanks for wearing my fucking
09:29Turtleneck
09:30Fat hunt
09:30He's stinking up my turtleneck
09:32He's so good looking
09:33I just want to say
09:34He smells right
09:35I want to torch you
09:36I want to shred you
09:37But when I look at him
09:38Like everyday smelly
09:40No chance
09:40You're so good looking
09:41You're a smelly guy
09:41Is he a smelly guy
09:42I mean
09:43Don't
09:43I don't want to disrespect you
09:46I hugged him and I kissed him
09:47He smells good
09:48All the women out there
09:50That want him
09:50He smells good
09:51All the men
09:52I fought
09:53I definitely fought
09:54I mean it's more than the fart
09:55What is it
09:56He's a bad breath guy
09:57Oh no
09:58He's a bad breath guy
09:59But his body
10:00He has great body odor
10:01He wears deodorant
10:04Are you a bad breath guy
10:05No
10:07You want to go
10:09The two of you little fucks
10:10You want to go
10:11Yeah you're picking on
10:125-4 people
10:13You're picking on people
10:14That are 5-4
10:15We'll go here
10:16And we'll see what's up
10:17What are you talking about
10:19Tell me when
10:21When
10:23When
10:24Your offense
10:24So what am I going to do
10:25You have to block
10:26When
10:28Do I go
10:29Go
10:30Spin
10:31See you
10:32That's a fucking hole
10:33That's a hole
10:34I'm tackling
10:34I'm tackling
10:35I'm tackling
10:36I'm tackling
10:36I'm tackling
10:36I'm tackling
10:37I'm tackling
10:38I'm tackling
10:38I'm tackling
10:39I swam you like
10:39Michael Phelps
10:40Nice move by Boston
10:42Holy shit
10:43I thought you were going to go straight up
10:45You want to go straight up
10:46I'll go straight up
10:47Well Joey can't walk
10:48You want to go straight up
10:49I'll go straight up
10:50Go straight up over there
10:51What are we doing now
10:52He fucked you up there
10:54I mean he's fast
10:55What are we doing
10:55Straight up
10:56I don't know
10:56Straight up what
10:57Just don't breathe on him
10:58I am so enjoying this right now
11:00My dick is hard
11:02Seven inches
11:03It's hard
11:03We're both just board drilling
11:07Holy shit
11:09Jerry
11:09Oh
11:11Fuck off
11:12Bitch
11:13That was
11:14That was
11:14Bully
11:15Jerry
11:16Wow
11:16Slam pussy
11:17No no
11:18Rico came out strong
11:19Rico came out strong
11:21But then Jersey
11:22Jerry
11:23You dug deep
11:25That felt good
11:26You know what
11:26You dug deep
11:27That felt good
11:28That was football
11:30That was football
11:31Who started this chaos
11:32Me
11:33That's what I am
11:34A merchant of chaos
11:35He got me with this
11:36It's 1-1
11:361-1
11:37You very impressive
11:38Dominate him on the first rep
11:39Dominate me first rep
11:41Bitched the second rep
11:421-1
11:43And you see like a bitch
11:45I never got out of my fucking team
11:46That was awesome
11:4765 years old
11:48I ain't fighting nobody anymore
11:49It's over
11:50Is it true you're bad
11:51No
11:51No
11:52You didn't have bad breath
11:53My best friend
11:54Okay
11:54That was powerful
11:56What did you say
11:57Can I say something
11:59You had bad breath
12:01Can I say something
12:02Of course you can say something
12:03From the bottom of my heart
12:04I want to say it to you
12:05At what point do you think
12:06Hank is going to be like
12:07Let's get to the picks
12:07He's going to say it
12:08He's a good guy now
12:09He's going to say it
12:10Can I say something
12:11That was in three months
12:13The best content
12:14That Jersey Jerry
12:16And Rico did together
12:18Agreed
12:18Because their content
12:19We do a show
12:20I watch it every day
12:21Before I go to sleep
12:22Come on please
12:22That's not true
12:23That show is horrible
12:24What?
12:26I don't know what's worse
12:26Jerry and Terry
12:27Or Bosco Industries
12:28It's flat
12:30Flat?
12:31No no
12:31It is beyond
12:32It's flat
12:33It's like Flat Stanley
12:34It's a great show
12:35I love both of you
12:36I would watch both of you
12:38Jerk off in my face
12:39Or take a poopy
12:40Because that's how much
12:41I love you
12:41Your shit is flat
12:42Wow
12:43It's flat
12:44First time we heard that
12:45No no
12:45It's flat
12:46Yeah
12:46I have some ideas
12:48For the Bosco Industries
12:49Okay
12:50I want you to train
12:51For a year
12:51MMA
12:52So you kick everyone's
12:53Fucking ass
12:53And then I want you
12:54To take steroids
12:55And work out
12:56With Arnold Schwarzenegger
12:57That we have in it
12:58He's not
12:58He's not allowed
13:00To take steroids
13:01Could you imagine him
13:03On steroids
13:03No he has to
13:03Plus after a year
13:04MMA
13:05He would just
13:05Fuck people up
13:06He would just walk in
13:07And just lay people out
13:08He would kill himself
13:09Like Steve Mahalik
13:10I would
13:11I don't know
13:12If that's true
13:12What do you mean?
13:13Because he hasn't
13:14Taken steroids
13:15Whole his life
13:15His kidneys are not
13:16Going to fail
13:16He's not going to be
13:17On dialysis
13:18Okay
13:18He's a superhuman man
13:19When there's a fire
13:21He runs in the door
13:23He runs away
13:25Stop
13:26Well that's not
13:27That's not true
13:28Totally true
13:29Totally not true
13:30Yeah
13:30Right
13:30Fucking bullshit
13:31He works with us now
13:32Can I get a fucking
13:33Can I get a fucking
13:35Dishonorable discharge
13:36From the fire department
13:37I think that's
13:38I never
13:38I don't think that's possible
13:40What the fuck
13:40Are we doing that
13:41Dude go on camera
13:42Dishonorable discharge
13:43You're going to start
13:44Getting low
13:44He was trying
13:46His wife was fine
13:48His kids were trying
13:50Fucking doing here
13:51Dishonorable discharge
13:52What the fuck
13:52Are we doing now
13:53It's because
13:54The point is on
13:54Holy shit
13:55It's because of
13:56Portnoy
13:56Portnoy was here
13:57You wouldn't be here
13:58It's because of
14:00Portnoy
14:00Dishonorable
14:01Leave it on
14:02Portnoy
14:02That's not true
14:03I'm going to back up
14:04Bosco here
14:04Not true
14:05Not true
14:06Honorable
14:06They beat you up
14:07From a cave in Long Island
14:09Nobody knew who you were
14:10For 20 years
14:10Oh no
14:11He's bringing up
14:12The dog beat
14:14But can I say this
14:1620 years before that
14:17I was king shit
14:18On
14:19Yeah
14:19Public access
14:20No no no
14:20That's a listen
14:21Congrats
14:21We're on Fox pal
14:22Listen can I
14:23Yeah we're on Fox
14:25Yeah that's a brag
14:27Whoa
14:29More people watch me
14:30Take a shit in the morning
14:31Than people watch anyone
14:32On Fox
14:32Stop please
14:33Come on
14:33Stu was down
14:34Before we found
14:34Can we call a spade
14:35A spade
14:36Stu was up
14:36Please
14:37Stu was down
14:37Stu said he had a gun
14:39In his mouth
14:40And he saw
14:40Pardon my take
14:41And it saved his whole life
14:43And that's the truth
14:44Yeah that's the truth
14:44That's why I love you
14:45For absolutely the truth
14:46Alright
14:47Should we do some picks
14:48Should we get to
14:49Hank of course
14:50Hank wants to get out
14:51Oh yeah
14:51Hank's ready to go
14:53This is a great start
14:54To the show
14:54Great start to the show
14:55Alright I'm going to
14:56I'm going to be good this year
14:57I'm going to win this year
14:58I love that
14:59Yeah we're all going to win
15:00We're all going to win
15:00Let's start
15:01Week one
15:04Sunday slate
15:05We're going to start
15:05With the Buccaneers
15:06At the Bengals
15:08The over under
15:09Is 50 and a half
15:10The Bengals
15:11Right now
15:12Are a three and a half
15:13Point favorite
15:15I'll start with
15:18Ashley
15:18Ashley
15:19We didn't even talk about it
15:20Congrats on your
15:21Big brother
15:23Appearance
15:24I've never watched
15:25The show
15:26All I heard
15:27Was that you were a star
15:28But also
15:28No one has ever been
15:30Voted out
15:30Faster
15:31Correct
15:32Correct
15:32I did in fact
15:33Break world record
15:34For most wanted
15:35It's perfectly fine
15:35And okay
15:36Like the controversy
15:37Is I either sucked shit ass
15:38Or I was scammed
15:39Oh
15:40I think I'm both
15:40Wait
15:41Whoa
15:41You sucked shit ass
15:42Or you were scammed
15:43How about say that in English
15:45Because I have no idea
15:46What you just said
15:47Listen
15:47Listen
15:48Slow down
15:48Okay wait
15:49Suck shit ass
15:50What's that
15:51What
15:51I feel like
15:55I'm going to speak
15:56Spanish to you guys
15:56Regardless
15:57Because it's like
15:57You guys don't know
15:58What the F
15:58Big brother consists of
15:59Do you
16:00Oh you speak Spanish
16:01I didn't know
16:01I like that you gave us
16:03The F there
16:04When you just said
16:05Suck shit ass
16:06Oh
16:08Anywho yeah
16:09You love Spanish speakers
16:10I love my Latina Spanish speakers
16:11Yeah
16:12Alright
16:13So what happened though
16:14You got voted out
16:14Unanimously
16:15Correct
16:16Correct
16:16So D
16:17Miss Icon
16:18Big brother
16:19Did in fact put
16:19Or Miss Icon
16:20Survived
16:21Put me on the block
16:22Next thing you know
16:23A whole house
16:24Subjected me
16:24I was like
16:25I can't
16:26I can't
16:26I can't
16:26I can't
16:26I can't
16:27I can't
16:27I can't
16:27I can't
16:27I can't
16:28I can't
16:28I can't
16:28I can't
16:28I can't
16:28I can't
16:28I can't
16:29I can't
16:31I can't
16:45I can't
16:49C
16:50Alright that was
16:51That fell flat
16:5214-0
16:53Way to take
16:53Way to take the fucking air out of the room
16:55Alright Dan
16:57Alright so Ashley congratulations on your big appearance
17:00You did us proud even though you lost
17:02Right away
17:03What?
17:04You did
17:04It took the air out of you
17:05You were trying to like
17:07Listen you don't hit them all
17:08That's fine
17:09You definitely don't hit them all
17:10I definitely don't
17:11I don't hit them all
17:12He hit the fuck out of you on that second rep
17:1548%
17:16Get in your sheets
17:17Ashley what is your
17:18What's the weather in Cincinnati on Sunday?
17:21So the forecast is 84 degrees and chance of thunderstorms
17:25Ooh okay
17:26Rico you got some stats?
17:28I got two stats
17:29Did you look these up yourself?
17:31Cause I gotta know
17:32Who gave you the stats?
17:34Hank
17:34Good
17:35Wait what?
17:36You're
17:36Rico's not a
17:37He's not a real stats guy
17:39He does
17:39He does the bias stats
17:40No he's college basketball stats
17:41Yeah
17:42He's the college basketball mentor
17:43You do do bias stats
17:44He's college basketball
17:45Touchdown scorers
17:46I understand but sometimes you'll say a stat
17:48And I'll be like
17:48But what about this?
17:49And you'll be like
17:49Oh fuck
17:51Yeah definitely a bias stats
17:52Yeah bias stats
17:53But that's fine
17:54Okay
17:54Me too though
17:54Who cares
17:55Yeah
17:57Two stats
17:58The Buccaneers have failed to cover nine straight games
18:01Dating back to last season
18:02That is the second longest against the spread losing streak
18:04For any team entering week one in the Super Bowl era
18:07San Francisco also in 2002 to 2023
18:10What?
18:12Okay
18:13Over 20 years?
18:14Hank
18:14Wait
18:15San Francisco?
18:17Did you say San Francisco?
18:19That's what it says
18:19Hanky set up
18:20It says San Francisco in 2002 to 2023
18:23You've never read them before you say them
18:26I failed to see that as accurate as that
18:31You're setting
18:32This is what a rider does
18:34Part of the soda crew
18:35Play a lot of golf
18:36He's in the clubhouse
18:37You didn't read it first
18:39You never read your notes first
18:41Good point Stuart
18:41That's what you're saying
18:41No and I'm okay with that
18:43I would die for you
18:44I'd run in front of a train for you
18:46You never read that before Hank gave them to you
18:48Hank did your work
18:50And you didn't read them
18:51Good point Stuart
18:52Joe Burrow has faced a Baker Mayfield-led team
18:56On the other sideline three times
18:58Bengals are 0-3 straight up in those games
19:00Losing each time to the Browns
19:01Those three games are 3-0 to the over
19:04Going over by a total of 17 points per game
19:07Okay
19:08Let's talk about this game
19:10Jerry, why don't you start
19:11By the way, Jerry
19:12Did you have an aneurysm?
19:18No, no
19:19I was thinking about how to phrase it
19:20Because I don't want to put Jerry in a spot
19:23That people go after him
19:25No, that's fine
19:26I don't care
19:26Jerry's starting the NFL season on probation
19:29That's fine?
19:30What kind of probation?
19:31He was dog shit last year in terms of energy
19:32In terms of like, you know
19:34Bigger
19:35So let me tell the people what happened
19:36So he's
19:37Explain to the people what happened
19:38You have to deliver this year
19:39Fair
19:40Can you explain to the people what happened though?
19:42You got addicted to video games
19:43No, that wasn't the case
19:44Oh
19:45I deposit
19:46Oh, yeah, no, he's a moron
19:47I deposit
19:48Listen to this
19:49Go
19:50I'm going to get to some people who fucked me here
19:52Okay
19:52I deposited $100,000 through DraftKings
19:55Yes
19:56My biggest deposit of all time for football season ready to go
19:59Winnings
20:00No, it's from my bank account
20:01What are you talking about?
20:02Oh, you deposited
20:03$100,000
20:04Yes
20:04There was three weeks until football
20:06Yes
20:06I lost it all
20:09Before I can get to football
20:10Who told you that that was going to happen?
20:13Yeah
20:14Thank you
20:14So, Liam Blutman with tennis?
20:17That's very sad
20:18He fucked me bad
20:20But guess what?
20:22I got a lot back
20:23I got a lot back
20:24Liam
20:24Whoa, whoa, whoa
20:24Whoa, whoa, whoa
20:25Whoa, whoa, whoa
20:26You're telling me Liam lost for you
20:27And you're pissing on him?
20:29He gave me the picks
20:30What does that matter?
20:31I mean, I took him
20:32I guess you're right
20:33Yeah, I took him
20:33Can we just be men?
20:35People
20:35I lost
20:36I lost
20:36I lost
20:37Thank you
20:38Be a man
20:38No, that's all I'm asking
20:39Thank you
20:40I lost a lot of my own to UFC
20:41But listen
20:42Thank you
20:42I'm back
20:43We hit that parlay last year
20:44Saved me a little bit throughout the year
20:46But I'm fully back
20:47I'm ready to go
20:48This is going to be my best year yet
20:50And I can get
20:51This is a JJ guarantee now
20:54I am going to win
20:56Non-stop
20:57At a rate you have never seen before this year
20:59I love that
21:00It's 55% or bust
21:01I love that
21:02It's 55% or bust
21:04Because you are
21:04Guess what?
21:05Probation too
21:08Yeah
21:10Calling the righty
21:11The righty, yeah
21:12I just want him to hit touchdowns
21:13You
21:14You
21:14You're the righty
21:16Yeah
21:16Yeah
21:17Well
21:17Wait
21:18Hold on
21:18Well you're left
21:19Oh yeah, I hate the left
21:20No you are
21:21That was a
21:23It's alright
21:25I thought when you got a guy on probation
21:27And the guy in the bullpen is
21:28I thought it was a good joke
21:29Throwing just absolute like 68 mile
21:31I got it
21:32I got what you were saying
21:34Okay
21:34Alright, listen
21:36I can't do my mortal now
21:37But my mortal was in this game
21:38But we'll get to that later
21:39Okay
21:39Because I'd love to start with a mortal
21:41But I'm not going to do that
21:43Considering it's not the segment yet for it
21:44Correct, correct
21:45But it's staring at me right now
21:46But he's in his stereo
21:47It is staring at me right now
21:48But I will say this
21:50I love Joe Burrell
21:51I love the Bengals
21:52I have a respect for Joe Burrell
21:53I hated him
21:54But I met him in person
21:54Shout out to Dan and Eric
21:55For letting me do that
21:57I love the guy
21:58Hank, can I do my segment, dude?
22:01He's addicted to St. Eric
22:03Well, like
22:04What are we doing?
22:05You're doing skits before the show?
22:06Like, let me get to my segment
22:08He took offense to you
22:09Calling PFT Eric
22:10Eric allows me to do that
22:12Did you clear that?
22:13Listen
22:14Bucks plus three and a half
22:15Go ahead, Stu
22:15Go ahead
22:16I can't even get through
22:16A fucking pick, man
22:18Bucks plus three and a half
22:19Alright, go ahead
22:20Thanks, Hank
22:20Appreciate it, Hank
22:21I don't want you to go off tilt
22:22And go home
22:23And put a quarter of a million dollars
22:24In the Kings this year
22:25And lose it before we do
22:27And blame it on Liam
22:28For tennis
22:29Listen, what we found about you
22:32You golf every
22:32You're dog shit
22:33That's number one
22:34You're the worst athlete
22:36At this company
22:36Last night was a disaster
22:38Out there
22:38He crashed his car, too
22:40By the way, last night
22:41Because his foot fell asleep
22:43He hit his own garage
22:44Yeah, yeah
22:45His foot fucked up
22:46From the field goals
22:47He hit his own garage
22:48To do a maintenance
22:49On a garage
22:50Right now as we speak
22:52Go ahead, Stu
22:52I got the bucks
22:53Plus three and a half
22:55Stu, what do you got
22:56You have a wife and two kids
22:57You dump a hundred large
22:59In three weeks
22:59Betting on Liam
23:00He gambled responsibly
23:01He stopped gambling after that
23:03Alright, Stu
23:04What do you like
23:05I'm flushed
23:05No, no
23:07You never bet over your head
23:08I know he has
23:09You make eight hundred thousand
23:10I hear at this company
23:11In spite of what people
23:12Now are going to say
23:13I hate fucking
23:14Don't say that
23:14You make eight hundred large
23:15You could lose a hundred large
23:17This guy over here
23:18He makes quadruple
23:20You, Rico
23:20Oh, yeah
23:21Quadruple
23:22We know how it is
23:24I think the Bengals
23:25Are going to have
23:26Just an absolutely
23:27Incredible
23:28Phenomenal year
23:29I would not be surprised
23:30If they win the AFC
23:32I would not be surprised
23:33If they win the Super Bowl
23:35I would not be surprised
23:36If Joe Burrow
23:37Wins MVP
23:38He is healthy
23:39His offensive line
23:41Is better than it
23:42Has been
23:43Still got the two best
23:44Receivers in the NFL
23:45Clutch receivers
23:46If they could run the ball
23:47I don't see how you're
23:48Ever beating the Bengals
23:49Tampa Bay
23:50Finally paid
23:52Their quarterback
23:53Which is absurd
23:54They didn't
23:54I mean
23:55He is an elite quarterback
23:56I love Baker
23:57I love Baker
23:58I love him since he ran
24:00Into a brick wall
24:00With cops chasing him
24:01It's the greatest video ever
24:03Now
24:03Listen
24:04In this game
24:06The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
24:08Still have
24:09No defense
24:10They have zero
24:11Cornerbacks
24:12They have zero
24:13Safeties
24:14And even if their
24:15Front puts pressure
24:16Doesn't fucking matter
24:18Burrow's gonna scramble
24:19This is a 40 point route
24:21This is
24:22Blowout city
24:24It's all Bengals
24:25Okay
24:25Wow
24:26Here's what I'm doing boys
24:28I was dog shit last year
24:30I'm trying to be smart
24:31This year
24:31I'm going back to Stu
24:32We've talked about this
24:33One pick a game
24:34Don't get crazy
24:35Don't go multiple picks
24:37And sides
24:37And all this stuff
24:38Because that's how
24:38I bury myself
24:39And I'm also going
24:41Into this saying
24:41Hey Dan
24:42You're a dummy
24:42So when you have the chance
24:44Just do the opposite
24:46Of what you normally
24:47Would do
24:47And I see this game
24:48And I say
24:49Bucks and Bengals
24:51Baker Mayfield
24:52Joe Burrow
24:53That's an over
24:54That's the easiest over
24:55You've ever seen
24:55I'm taking under
24:55Under
24:56You like that
24:56Wow
24:57Under
24:58It's bullsy
24:59It's
25:00But
25:01This is a game
25:02I would bet
25:03A million times out of a million
25:04Being like
25:05These guys are gonna light it up
25:06It's week one
25:07You want a quick stat
25:08Can I give you a quick stat
25:09Yeah give me a quick stat
25:11The last 22 years
25:12At Pacor Stadium
25:13The total
25:14Has been
25:1556.4
25:17In a game
25:18Over or under
25:19Over
25:20Thanks
25:21The average score
25:22The average score
25:22Comes out to 56.4
25:24There is
25:24No chance that's correct
25:27It's correct
25:29There's no chance
25:30That's correct
25:31That's what it says
25:32On my
25:32That says what I
25:33What's it on my notes
25:34That's what it said
25:34In the stats
25:36Look I even got
25:37In parentheses
25:38Fast turf
25:3850
25:39You do have fast turf
25:40On there
25:4156.4
25:43I mean I guess
25:44The Bengals
25:45Have had really bad
25:46Since when
25:4722 years
25:4821 years
25:48Something like that
25:49Look that up
25:50For me
25:50Find that out
25:51There's no way
25:52He's gonna find that out
25:52Alright let's go
25:53To the next game
25:54Yeah you can find it out
25:55I'll figure it out
25:56Next game
25:57Ravens
25:58Colts
25:58Colts plus 3.5
26:00Over under
26:00Is 47.5
26:01Stewart
26:02I wanna start with you
26:03Okay
26:04By the way
26:06Ravens Colts
26:06What movie comes to your mind
26:08Right away
26:20Indian in the cupboard
26:21Nope
26:22That movie sucked
26:23Nothing
26:24My mind is blank right now
26:26Dinah right
26:27Oh
26:28I wouldn't have got that
26:29Isn't that the
26:30Isn't like the test
26:31That she gives
26:32Yes
26:32He gives
26:33He gives his fiancee
26:35A test about the
26:36Colts history
26:36John said Alzheimer's
26:37Has gotten much worse
26:38Wait what movie Dan
26:38I have no memory
26:39If I see you in the street
26:40Dinah right
26:41Dinah great movie
26:42Yeah great movie
26:43About buddies
26:43Yeah
26:43Yeah they give
26:44The guy gives his
26:46His fiancee a test
26:47On football
26:48She has to pass
26:49She has to pass
26:49Through yeah
26:50Yeah
26:50Now another guy
26:51Does the thing
26:51Probably
26:52Nevermind
26:52Stu probably did it
26:54Right
26:55Nice stuff right
26:56Rajol threw a popcorn
26:57Thing at the moment
26:57Since when though
26:58Pacor Stadium
26:59Games at Pacor Stadium
27:00They've been around
27:01For 21 years
27:02So Jerry's
27:03Jerry's on to
27:04Something here
27:05Okay
27:05I'm like 6 through
27:0631-26
27:1037-24
27:1133-31
27:1247-42
27:13These are
27:14He's lighting them up
27:15Yeah alright
27:15Good stat
27:16That's why I'm taking
27:17The under
27:19You don't mean that though
27:20I want you to win
27:21You have your mortal though
27:23Yeah but that's the team total
27:24Okay okay
27:25We can both win
27:26Yeah
27:26Stuart Ravens Colts
27:28How did you not get Diner
27:29I feel like that movie
27:30Was made for you
27:31It was but I have no memory
27:33Okay
27:34I'm shot
27:35Can I say
27:36I have dementia
27:37I know I know
27:37Can I say something to you
27:38Of course you can
27:39I would love
27:40I would love
27:40At some point this season
27:42Go
27:42Go
27:42I want you walking in this door
27:44Yes
27:44For Barstool Sports Advisors
27:46Naked
27:47Die jet black hair
27:49That would look sick
27:50Oh my god
27:52We get young Stu Feiner
27:54Yeah but
27:55Why am I going to make
27:56All the women wet here
27:57And not follow through
27:57But I'm just saying
27:58Don't follow through
27:59Listen maybe it's brown
28:00What was brown hair
28:01Was it brown hair
28:02They all follow
28:02You had brown hair
28:03I had like light brown
28:04Okay
28:05Blondish brown
28:05So do light brown
28:06I'll do whatever you want
28:07I'll do a jet black
28:08I would love to see you
28:09I'll do my whole body jet black
28:10I'll paint my black
28:11I'll paint my cock
28:13I don't care
28:13Don't do your whole body that way
28:16I always wanted to be a black man
28:18Okay
28:19So we'll start with the hair
28:20We'll go all the way down
28:21Okay what's your pick
28:22I think this is the Raven's demise
28:24What did you just say
28:25Nice hands
28:26You said something
28:27Bully
28:27Jerry's taunting
28:28He said bully
28:28What did you say
28:31You have to say what you said
28:33Bully
28:33You're on probation
28:34Bully
28:35Bully what
28:36Bully blackface
28:38Oh
28:39I thought you said bully
28:40Yeah
28:41Bully blackface
28:43I think this
28:44Have a go on that fan
28:47So off the rails
28:48Yeah
28:48Season 9 we
28:49Love this show
28:50Anybody 22 years old
28:51Looking for a job
28:51You're a female
28:52Go to Bully
28:53Okay
28:56Yes
28:57I think this is the Raven's demise
29:02I think they're going to have
29:03A very very subpar season
29:06They're not going to make a run
29:08In December
29:09Where you're thinking
29:09Maybe Lamar
29:10Maybe Lamar
29:11Maybe Zay Flowers
29:12Maybe they could pull this out
29:13Not going to happen
29:14I think the Ravens are in
29:15For a world of hurt
29:17I'm looking at maybe
29:17An 8-9 year
29:19They could even be 7-10
29:21I think they're going to be
29:22Total trash
29:23I think this is the last year
29:24Lamar will be on the Ravens
29:26100%
29:28Book it
29:28Bank it
29:29And I think Daniel Jones
29:31And the Colts
29:32Are extremely underrated
29:33They are always prepared to play
29:36Their defense plays great
29:37Every single game
29:38Extremely well coached
29:39And I think they pull the upset
29:41Here I'll take the points
29:42Okay
29:42Jerry
29:43Yeah listen
29:44I'm going to take the under
29:44This game
29:45Under 47 and a half
29:46Two of the best running backs
29:47In football
29:48Definitely top five
29:49Top six running backs
29:50In this game
29:51Listen
29:53Ravens are going to have to
29:53Rely on Derrick Henry
29:55Throughout this whole entire year
29:56Their receiving core
29:56Is not good
29:57Their defense is good
29:58The Colts defense also
29:59Is pretty damn good
30:01I don't see a shootout here
30:02I think both teams
30:03Are going to run the ball a lot
30:04Ground and pound
30:06Chewing up clock
30:07I'm going to take the under
30:07In this game
30:08Ashley
30:09Yeah
30:10In Indianapolis
30:10It's going to be 82 degrees
30:12And don't you even worry
30:13Just a chance of thunderstorms
30:15Okay
30:16They're in a dome
30:16But maybe the roof
30:17Will be open
30:18Rico
30:18Give me a stat
30:19I need a stat
30:19Jerry's on to something here
30:21Ravens Colts games
30:21Are 12 and 2 to the under
30:23Since 2004
30:2412 and 2 to the under
30:26Damn
30:27Hmm
30:28Hopefully we go 13 and 2
30:29I'm going to take the first half
30:31Under 23 and a half
30:32I like that
30:32Starting slow
30:33Yeah
30:33Start slow
30:34I don't want to
30:35Listen
30:35The week one
30:36I don't want to load my card
30:38With a bunch of unders
30:39That then can lose
30:40In the witching hour
30:42Because I love the witching hour
30:43So I'm going to take
30:43First half under
30:44In this game
30:45I already have the under
30:45In the first game
30:47Let's go first half
30:47Under 23 and a half
30:48Start slow
30:49Alright
30:49Last game
30:50We're going to talk about
30:50Before we take a quick break
30:52Bills and Texans
30:53Texans plus 1 and a half
30:55Over under 44 and a half
30:56This is going to be
30:57An electric game
30:57Bills and Texans
30:59Both teams
30:59Looking like the top
31:00Of the AFC
31:01I will start with you
31:03Ashley
31:04In Houston
31:04In Houston
31:06It's going to be
31:0689 degrees
31:07Chance of thunderstorm
31:08Okay
31:09Raining everywhere
31:10Rico
31:11Stone
31:12In his career
31:15CJ Stroud is 0 and 6
31:16Against the spread
31:17In the first two games
31:18Of the year
31:19First two games
31:20Of the regular season
31:21And Houston has averaged
31:23Just 17.5 points
31:25Per game
31:26In those six games
31:28Whoa
31:29Okay
31:35Jerry
31:37Yeah I'm going to need
31:38A little help on this one
31:39Listen
31:40This is the toughest game
31:41On the card
31:42It is
31:42By far
31:43I agree
31:43It's not even close
31:43I agree
31:45Texans defense
31:46Unreal
31:47Bills got help
31:48With DJ Moore
31:49In the offseason
31:49Josh Allen
31:50Revenge tour
31:51Coming soon
31:53Texans at home
31:54Are tough to beat
31:57I think the Texans
31:58Should have been favored
31:59In this game
31:59So something tells me
32:00To take the Bills
32:02I'm going to take the Bills
32:03In week one
32:04Even though they're
32:05Going on the road here
32:07I can't bet against
32:08Josh Allen
32:08In this game
32:08I'm going to take the Bills
32:09Okay
32:11Stewart
32:12Best defense in the NFL
32:13Yep
32:14Is not the Rams
32:16Even with the both ends
32:17Playing at their top tier
32:19Not
32:19Okay
32:21Absolutely not
32:22It is not the reigning
32:24Super Bowl champs
32:25That won the Super Bowl
32:27And the playoffs
32:28And the entire year
32:29On the top ten defense
32:30In the history
32:32Please let me say it again
32:34The history of the NFL
32:36They're not the best defense
32:38The best defense in the NFL
32:39Is the Houston Texans
32:40The only reason that
32:42New England beat Houston
32:43Is C.J. Stroud
32:45A very young quarterback
32:47Had an epically poor game
32:50In the playoffs
32:51Not only did he play poor
32:52Not read the defense
32:54I was at the game
32:55At New England
32:56In the DraftKings suite
32:58Signing autographs
32:59Like I was a player
33:00Mind you
33:01He threw like
33:02Four interceptions
33:03I mean
33:04It was so bad
33:05So quick
33:06So fast
33:06Three turnovers
33:07On back-to-back-to-back
33:09Possessions
33:10Okay
33:10Otherwise the Texans
33:12Could have won the Super Bowl
33:13They are going to
33:15Murder Buffalo
33:16In this game
33:16Now the Bills
33:17Will have their run
33:18I love Josh Allen
33:20I love the Buffalo Bills
33:21They're the third team
33:23In the state of New York
33:24Really the only actual team
33:26In the state of New York
33:27They're going to get lit up
33:28In this game
33:29Wow
33:29Josh Allen
33:30Better run for his life
33:32Like he does
33:33Greatest running quarterback
33:34I've ever seen for money
33:36Greatest
33:36Best
33:37Not the fastest
33:38Not the deakiest
33:40But the best
33:41For money
33:41He's going to run
33:43For his life
33:44CJ Stroud
33:45Will have a phenomenal
33:46Game
33:48The Texans
33:49Will do on defense
33:50What they do
33:50The best defense
33:51In the NFL
33:52By far
33:52And they will upset
33:54And beat the Buffalo Bills
33:55Okay
33:58I'm going to take the Bills
33:59I don't
34:00I hate that game
34:01Me too
34:02I hate that game
34:02Texans should be favored
34:03In this game
34:04There's no
34:04Like this game
34:05To me
34:06Just watch it
34:07Alright
34:08Like it's week one
34:09But who the fuck knows
34:10But I'm going to take the Bills
34:11I know
34:12I just
34:12I know you said that
34:14And like I just
34:15I'm going opposite
34:16Of what we saw last year
34:17Where the Texans
34:18Demol
34:18Like you know
34:19Remember that game
34:20That Thursday night game
34:21Where they just beat them up
34:22And everything
34:23I'm going to go opposite that
34:25I'm going to say Bills
34:25Alright
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37:13Packers
37:13At Vikings
37:16Vikings
37:16Minus 1.5
37:17Over under
37:18Is 46.5
37:19Kyler Murray
37:20Now the quarterback
37:20For the Vikings
37:21Little tiny Kyler
37:22Little tiny Kyler
37:23I got a play for you boys
37:25Here
37:25And I actually like this play
37:26I didn't like
37:28The last two plays
37:29I gave out
37:29I like this play
37:30I'm going to take
37:31Under 46.5
37:32I think the Packers
37:32Offensive line
37:33Is not very good
37:34I think the Vikings
37:36Defense is going to be good
37:37And I still don't
37:38Trust Kyler Murray
37:40So I think it's going
37:41To be under
37:41I love where you're at
37:42What do we think
37:43I'm riding with you Dan
37:44I love that play
37:44You like it
37:45You already had it on
37:46I didn't have it on
37:47But I was going to
37:47I was going to take
37:48The Vikings here
37:49Minus 1.5
37:49But you convinced me
37:50To take the under
37:50In this game
37:51I don't think
37:52Kyler Murray is very good
37:53You're right
37:54Josh Jacobs
37:55Out
37:56Bad guy
37:57Bad guy
37:57Like really bad guy
37:58Really bad guy
37:59Like really bad
38:02Did I end up with him
38:03On all my fantasy teams
38:04Because of value
38:05Yes
38:06Do I disavow myself
38:07Also yes
38:08If he plays
38:09And I drafted him
38:11In the 10th round
38:11In every single fantasy league
38:13Will I look like a genius
38:14Yes
38:15Correct
38:15Under
38:1646.5
38:20Rico
38:22Matt LaFleur
38:23Is 17-4
38:24Against the spread
38:25In the first three games
38:26Of a season
38:27In his career
38:28Covering by
38:293.6 points per game
38:31That is the best mark
38:32Of 253 head coaches
38:34With at least
38:35Five such games
38:36In the Super Bowl era
38:37Little bonus
38:39Stat
38:40Opinion
38:41Best play
38:42Packers
38:43Oh
38:44Wrong team's favorite here
38:45Green Bay
38:47Packers
38:47When did the stats
38:48When did the stats boy
38:49Start doing
38:50Giving out picks
38:50I know
38:53That's crazy
38:54I've never seen
38:55The stats boy
38:55Give out picks
38:56He's supposed to give stats
38:56And then you're supposed
38:58To decide off that
38:59Was it a bias
38:59That was
39:00I mean now I have to
39:01Question everything
39:02It might have been a bias
39:03I have to question everything
39:04I didn't know that
39:05The stat boy was doing that
39:06And
39:06He stepped on my pick
39:08And he stepped on your pick
39:09He stepped on
39:10Oh my god
39:11He stepped on my pick
39:12This
39:13Whished my face
39:14Oh my god
39:15Kick me in the balls
39:15I'm gonna go to Ashley
39:17So that we have a little
39:18Separation from what he just
39:19Did to you
39:20That was bullshit
39:21Ashley
39:22In Minnesota
39:24The weather's gonna be 62 degrees
39:26And it's
39:27Oh my gosh guys
39:29That's okay
39:29I'm nervous
39:30You're making me nervous
39:31Don't you even worry
39:32Because I'm gonna do it again
39:33Hi
39:33The weather in Minnesota
39:35Is gonna be 62 degrees
39:36And chance of showers
39:39You're on reality TV
39:41You're fine
39:41You're fine
39:42Everything goes
39:44Burps
39:44Farts
39:45Yeah
39:46All the substances
39:46Chlamydia
39:47Whatever it is
39:48Girls don't do that though
39:49Girls don't do that
39:50Yeah
39:50Don't do
39:51Minnesota
39:52Yeah we know
39:53She still gives the weather Rico
39:54You're stepping on
39:55You wanna
39:55You know what
39:56Let's just have it be the Rico show
39:57Cause he's stepping on Stu
39:58He's stepping on Ashley
39:59No we don't want people
40:00Falling asleep
40:01Friday night at 7 o'clock
40:02Stop
40:02I mean
40:03Plug your nose
40:04It's a Rico show
40:05He's got bad breath
40:07Stu
40:08That's what Jerry said
40:10He said it
40:11He did say it
40:12And you mean it
40:12You took it back
40:13But you fucking mean it
40:14No no he meant it
40:15You mean it
40:16He's experienced it
40:17Okay hold on
40:18You've experienced it
40:20Gut level
40:20Just the three of us
40:21At this desk right now
40:22He has bad breath
40:23Pretend no one else
40:24Is in the room
40:25Gut level
40:25Rico
40:26Does he have bad breath
40:27One time yes
40:29But I told him
40:30I said gut level
40:31Yes
40:31One time
40:32Yes
40:33Just once
40:33Gut level
40:34One time
40:36Twice
40:36Twice
40:37He made a lasting impression
40:39Cause you're bringing it up
40:40Yeah
40:40It's mean to bring it up
40:41Do you brush your teeth
40:42Do you
40:44Do you floss
40:45I wonder what your breath smells like
40:47When you're doing crack
40:48Do you
40:48Pack
40:48I've personally never done crack in my life
40:51Really pack
40:51I've never done crack
40:52I snorted coke
40:54I have done mescaline
40:55I've ate acid
40:56A ton of pot
40:57I exaggerate the amount of coke I do
40:59I've never hit a crack pipe
41:00Don't
41:04Don't
41:05Get your buddy that looks like he works out
41:06Numbers
41:07Who humiliated himself in front of
41:09What's that girl's name
41:10Una
41:10Jesus
41:11Don't ever text Una
41:13No
41:13Oh my god
41:14She crushed him
41:15She killed him
41:16I have no respect for that guy anymore
41:17What a bitch
41:18He has no game with winning
41:21Who taught him how to close
41:23He closed like a crackhead
41:25Yeah
41:25He didn't close
41:27He didn't close
41:28Don't beg her
41:29Sad right
41:30Shout out Numbers
41:32Shout out Una
41:33Stu
41:34I love you Una
41:35And you know it
41:36Stu
41:36Stu
41:38First of all
41:40The Green Bay Packers
41:42Are looked at as a
41:43Fleeting NFL squad
41:46Rather than two years ago
41:47The up and coming
41:48NFL
41:49NFC
41:50Bonafide champion
41:51Okay
41:52So many injuries
41:54They traded for high profile players
41:56That got hurt
41:57So on and so forth
41:58Jordan Love
41:59Did not look like himself
42:00Had the lead in what
42:01All five games last year
42:04And lost them all
42:05Coming down the stretch
42:06Caleb Williams
42:08Tore his heart out
42:09Tore his soul
42:11Might own him forever
42:13If the Jordan Love
42:14Came down
42:15Looked like the winning touchdown
42:17Bears are eliminated
42:18You and Eddie
42:19Are in the stands
42:19Freezing your dicks off
42:21And it was so depressing
42:22And all of a sudden
42:23Jubilation
42:24Boom
42:25Euphoria
42:25Because Caleb Williams
42:26Is the real deal
42:28Is the best quarterback
42:29In the NFL
42:30Ben Johnson
42:31Is the best fourth quarter
42:33Play caller
42:34In the NFL
42:35Okay
42:36Saying this
42:37Jordan Love
42:38Is going to have a phenomenal year
42:39And could win MVP
42:40And the Packers
42:41Let me tell you something
42:42The NFC
42:43Is so loaded
42:44With so many great
42:46Elite teams
42:48It's scary
42:49But the Packers
42:50Are one of them
42:51The Minnesota Vikings
42:52Are dead
42:53Done
42:54See you so long
42:55Bye bye
42:55Yes they have a great coach
42:56Yes they have a great defense
42:58Yes I love Kyler Murray
42:59But in this game
43:00It's Packers by 7 plus
43:02All day
43:02Twice on Sunday
43:03Every day
43:04Just like Rico said
43:06Just like I just said
43:07Packers
43:08Packers
43:08Packers
43:08Packers
43:09Green Bay
43:10Packers
43:10Okay
43:12So I got under
43:13You got under
43:13You have Vikings
43:14Rico stole Stu's pick
43:16Stepped all over him
43:18Let's go to Sunday Night Football
43:20Cowboys and Giants
43:21Cowboys and Giants
43:23Giants
43:23Plus three
43:25Over under
43:25Is 48 and a half
43:28Rico you're a Giants fan
43:30I think they're going to be good this year
43:32You're really good
43:33You got to stay healthy though
43:33Yeah
43:34Who do you like in this game
43:36I like the
43:37Under
43:38Because division home underdogs
43:40Of less than three
43:41He's smart
43:42Are 38
43:4318
43:44And one
43:45To the under
43:45Since
43:462020
43:47I like that
43:48Jerry's favorite year
43:49Yeah
43:49Oh yeah
43:50Yeah
43:51Big COVID guy
43:51That was very smart of you Rico
43:53Joe who do you like in the game though
43:54The G-man
43:56Again
43:56You shouldn't have given a pick
43:59He gave two picks
44:00Well no
44:01The first pick was a stat based pick
44:02He actually
44:03I thought he got it
44:04What if he goes 2-0
44:04I thought he got it for a second
44:06But he never got it
44:07What if he goes 2-0 though
44:09I'm going to take that under pick
44:10The odds of him going 2-0
44:12Are none and never
44:13And never just left the room
44:14Ooh
44:1448 and a half
44:15I'm taking it
44:16The under
44:16Ashley what's the weather
44:18Going to be like
44:18In New York
44:19New Jersey
44:20On Sunday night
44:21It is going to be
44:2278 degrees
44:22And a rainy rainy day
44:24Ooh
44:25More rain
44:26You like it wet
44:27Right Jerry
44:28I like it wet
44:28Yeah
44:28Big wet guy
44:29Yeah
44:30Big wet guy
44:31What do you
44:31What do you got in this game
44:32I like
44:32I like
44:34What do you got in this game Jerry
44:36That was
44:40Just pretend
44:40Just keep moving
44:42Keep moving
44:42Keep it going
44:43Listen
44:44I know a lot of people
44:45Aren't going to agree with this
44:46But I will say
44:48Something in my bones
44:49Is telling me
44:51The Cowboys
44:52Are going to make a run this year
44:53I love the Cowboys this year
44:55Second year with Georgie
44:56Dak Prescott
44:57Slinging the ball over the field
44:59Defense got better
45:00They signed
45:01Quinnen Williams
45:03I'm going to bet
45:04I'm going to bet the Cowboys
45:05On the road here
45:05I think they're a real team
45:06I think they could put up
45:0730-40 on anybody
45:08In the NFL
45:09I do like Jackson Dart
45:10I do like Scadaboo
45:12But
45:12I'm going to go with
45:13Dak Prescott
45:14And the Cowboys
45:14In this game
45:15They're my sleeper this year
45:17NFC games
45:17Sleeper
45:18Stu what do you got
45:20This will be my
45:21One and only
45:22For the entire year
45:24Sunday night
45:25Week one
45:26Parlay of the year
45:27Whoa
45:28Not just the game
45:29I own
45:30Not just the over-under
45:32I own
45:32But the parlay
45:33So Sunday night
45:34After you've gotten
45:35Crushed
45:36Wednesday
45:37Crushed Thursday
45:39Tried to bail out
45:40With some baseball
45:40College football
45:41Garbage games
45:42Friday
45:43Murdered
45:43Saturday
45:44Full slate
45:44Hey I'm going to do great
45:45You got murdered
45:46Then you go to 1 o'clock
45:47Sunday
45:47You got killed
45:48Then 4 o'clock
45:49You got killed
45:49Unless of course
45:50You paid me
45:50But let's say you didn't
45:51Sunday night
45:52You need me
45:54Stufeiner.com
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45:58Total
45:59And my entire card
46:00100 dimers
46:01Double net worth
46:01Game of the year
46:02We have the rating
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46:0450 dimer
46:0525 dimer
46:06I got it all
46:07Pay me
46:08I make you money
46:09Pay me
46:09I save you money
46:10I love you
46:11God bless you
46:12But more important
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46:25Okay
46:25Thank you Stu
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46:30Mortals coming up
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48:48I think this will be like
48:49What?
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48:52The Detroit Lions
48:53Are laying seven
48:56You could lay
48:5827
48:58Because this is going
49:00To be one of the
49:01Easiest
49:03Simplest
49:03First score
49:0414-0
49:05Halftime
49:0628-3
49:06Third quarter
49:0842-10
49:10Final
49:1156-17
49:14Don't bet the over though
49:15Because I'm being
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49:17But laying that seven
49:19Is the single
49:20Best bet
49:21For free
49:22Not pay me
49:23Because you've got to
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49:36That Jersey Jerry lost
49:37In three weeks
49:37In preseason
49:39Let's get
49:39Oh he got it back
49:40Let's get it back
49:41Detroit Lions
49:43All day
49:43Twice on Sunday
49:44Love the Lions
49:45Kids
49:46Okay
49:47Jerry
49:48What do you got
49:48For your mortal
49:50Listen I said earlier
49:51In the show
49:52This is a business
49:52Year for me man
49:53Yeah business
49:54Business wise
49:54They used to tell me
49:55Dan
49:55See something
49:56Say something
49:57Right
49:57I never listened to that
49:59See something
49:59You ever hear that
50:00When you were a kid
50:00Yeah no
50:01When you were a kid
50:02They didn't say that
50:03Because you would have
50:03Been arrested for crack
50:04Fair
50:05I never said anything
50:08But I'm going to say
50:09Something now
50:09Okay
50:10I saw something
50:11And
50:11So I'm going to say
50:13Something
50:13Okay
50:15I seen
50:15Going through the games
50:16I was like oh my gosh
50:17What the hell
50:18This is
50:18Joe Burrow
50:19Baker Mayfield
50:19Baker just got paid
50:20Ed Buca
50:22Coming off a
50:23Pretty good year
50:24Going to explode this year
50:26Then I seen
50:27Fast Turf
50:28Pacor Stadium
50:30The total
50:31Like I said earlier
50:31In the show
50:3256.4
50:33That's been the total
50:33For 22 years
50:34In that stadium
50:36I'm taking the Bucs
50:38Team total
50:40Over 22 and a half points
50:41Listen
50:42The Bengals defense
50:42Is dog shit
50:43They lost their best
50:44Player Hendrickson
50:45He's gone now
50:47Listen
50:48Baker's going to be
50:49Able to move the ball
50:49Bucky Irvin
50:50They can run the ball
50:51They got Kate Otten
50:52Okay
50:52They got Tez
50:53They got Chris Godwin
50:54They got weapons
50:55All over the field
50:56Baker is riding high
50:57Just got paid
50:58Give me the Bucs
50:59Team total
50:59Over 22 and a half
51:00That's my mortal
51:02I love it
51:04You guys want to get
51:05You guys want to get nasty
51:06Yeah
51:06You want to get nasty
51:08Yeah nasty
51:08Like real nasty bullshit
51:09Like I'm talking
51:11Sleeping next to a dumpster
51:12Yeah
51:13Crackhead now
51:14Love that
51:14Yeah
51:15Take me back
51:16Why don't you guess
51:17I want to go to the move
51:17Let's guess the game
51:19You don't have to guess the pick
51:20But guess the game
51:21That I want to get nasty
51:22No no no
51:23That's a fine game
51:25Really
51:25I'm talking nasty
51:26Okay
51:27I'm talking nasty
51:28Like eating ass
51:29After the woman didn't wipe
51:31Yeah I'm talking nasty
51:32That's nasty
51:33Nasty
51:34Not that I wouldn't do it
51:35Nasty
51:36Because I eat ass in a whole house
51:37What other game you got
51:38What other guests
51:40Titans
51:40Browns Jags
51:41Titans
51:41No
51:42That's what I said
51:43Titans
51:43No
51:43Cardinals Chargers
51:44I want to get nasty
51:46Steelers
51:47Falcons
51:47No
51:48No no no
51:48Saints
51:49No
51:49What are you talking about
51:51He's asking for
51:51The worst game of the card
51:53I know
51:54Don't think
51:54Listen to me
51:55I did
51:56I said it
51:56You want to get nasty
51:57I got a nasty
51:59Oh I got it
52:00Eating one right now
52:00Go
52:01Here it is
52:01Spin it out Rico
52:02Over
52:04Forty and a half
52:06In the Miami Dolphins
52:08Las Vegas Raiders
52:09Wow
52:09That is
52:10That's nasty
52:11That's nasty
52:11That is some disgusting
52:13No one wants to touch that game
52:16No one wants to touch that over
52:18Kirk Cousins vs. Malik Willis
52:21Puke on yourself
52:22Over
52:23That's nasty
52:24Watch
52:24Watch
52:25Nasty
52:25Watch
52:28You know that right
52:29I do know that
52:30Alabama Barker
52:32Barstool Sports Advisors
52:34Great week one
52:34Boys and girls
52:35We will see you
52:37Next time
52:37We love you
52:38Love you
52:39We love you
52:39We love you
52:41We love you
52:43We love you
52:44We love you
52:44We love you
52:44We love you
52:44We love you
52:45We love you
52:45We love you
52:45We love you
52:45You
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