00:00let's get the damages done driven by edmore sawgrass automall shop chevy buick gmc and
00:04cadillac you're always backed by morse dateline las vegas a canadian man it's from the ap was
00:15convicted of animal cruelty charges on monday oh boy for snatching a flamingo named peachy
00:21from its enclosure at an iconic las vegas hotel a flamingo he stole one of their flamingos oh
00:35there's surveillance footage there from our why that's money there's money look why is he naked
00:42why you got no shirt i think he took off the shirt to wrap it around the the flamingo wait
00:48is he naked
00:48or just topless he's topless he has uh he has not naked he has down the right he has pants
00:53on
00:54he has pants on but he listen he stole peachy the flamingo we knew we knew beforehand oh yeah you
01:01know we should we should have they did it on uh saturday night live right they do a skit where
01:08black crimes versus white crimes right it's hilarious but we knew right away stealing a
01:18stealing peachy that's intangible that's y'all all day yeah wait look like he look he's choking
01:25he's choking well i mean you gotta rest on animal cruelty it wasn't animal kindness i mean but was
01:30he taking it to steal it because he was drunk really where's bubba there's always a bubba next
01:36to him he was drunk so he took the bird prosecutors say that mitch fairburn hurt and frightened uh hurt
01:43and
01:43frightened the 27 year old chilean flamingo oh wait did so did they put the the flamingo on the
01:49stand he took it how can he say those things about the flamingo he took it from its habitat in
01:53the
01:53flamingo las vegas hotel which by the way i don't think we've ever gone to that one and carried the
01:57squatting bird to the to his room what happened pg they have surveillance for the flamingo from a hotel
02:04and uh from a famous hotel casino in vegas the only place that has a flamingo would be the flamingo
02:11yeah yeah trying to be all like you know secretive and everything like that like read what they what
02:19they said they charging him doing to the bird uh they charged him with animal cruelty
02:24was he fondling the bird he did distress and all that like did they ask the bird how you how
02:30you
02:30feel it peachy hear me well let's go to our number one uh bird interpreter jay figg how do you
02:38know
02:38when a bird is in distress how you know when a bird is in distress he just plucked the feathers
02:43i wouldn't
02:44know guys fairbarn uh remains under house arrest pending a sentencing hearing on december 1st he
02:51phases up to four years in prison for the felony and possibly six months or more for a misdemeanor
02:55conviction following the verdict he declined to comment as he left the courtroom he showed no visible
02:59emotion well yeah because inside he was going dummy peachy was missing feathers when it was taken
03:06oh my god that's probably from fighting to get away first of all some animals you have to hold to
03:14serve with like iguanas you gotta choke them to get to stop them you can't just go up there and
03:20just
03:20grab it from the back on top but i'm still you still got a nice grip on you gotta have
03:24a good grip on
03:24you see this guy where's he holding the flamingo around the neck he claimed he had 40 beers when
03:30this all happened really canadian so he does he live in how's he under house arrest
03:41if he's canadian what do you mean he's living in vegas he can't come here oh he's living in vegas
03:46okay leroy what damage is done for you poor peachy damage is done my friend so i don't like it
03:53i
03:55explained this to jennifer earlier i was using my little bathroom the one with the bidet
04:05uh-oh good for you i didn't use the bidet i'm still not using that is there puddles no and
04:14on the
04:14back on the back of it there's one and two oh fastball change up so i was taking care of
04:26business
04:26no heavy lifting just light light sure and i looked in the back and i'm like why is there a
04:32one or a two
04:35oh deuce two is for that smile two two is for heavy lifting of course because structure work
04:41right and i'm like you're an idiot i could just call myself an idiot how did you know why don't
04:47you just try it out dude you didn't want to take it for a spin no because every time i
04:52hear somebody
04:52so so somebody i don't even know but like i know kevin he says
05:01i like a uh he said he didn't mind that a wet nap he didn't mind a wet nap we
05:07explain the dude
05:08do white dude he doesn't oh okay okay but he he uses do wipes but sam's sam's version but it's
05:15still called do white dude but i'm like so i'm like you don't get like he says then you go
05:23you
05:23know toilet paper so you go do white toilet paper like why did i just use toilet paper you were
05:30evidently you don't you don't have to be you don't have to be left all moist i know that's
05:35what i'm saying i'm like you're gonna get chafing just going there with a dude wipe them dude wipes
05:41are wet right yes yeah you're gonna get chafing chafing yeah how do you dry off he just told you
05:50you could use toilet paper if you're if it's a road game toilet paper if you you could use one
05:55of your
05:55home towels if you want to here's whatever you want it's your house i know but no no see he
06:03was
06:03out here you've never gone so bad you showered huh you've never gone so bad you showered yeah what do
06:08you do afterwards huh what do you do is that a riddle why do you answer the questions like huh
06:13what do you do it's the same thing dude just not with the shower you just bedayed no no body
06:19just
06:20bedayed no no he says it was a waste of time but i'm like isn't showering also kind of you
06:26wasting
06:26time yeah but those are same thing those are strange line you've drawn special moments in life special
06:32moments where you like i need to shower after that you don't make any sense i want you that's like
06:39you
06:39closing the highway for your construction work has big spoon used it i don't know i didn't ask her i
06:43don't care like this jennifer what damage is done for you god bless okay guys well imagine being
06:51friend zoned in public oh no what's friend zoned while a game no what happened guys with one of those
07:02rejections at an uh at like a on a field guys no that's real apparently yes it's real it's viral
07:11no wait at the alcs yes yes a girl just put a dude in friend zone derrick thank you for
07:19the ticks
07:20i wonder if that's jeter that tickets i'm sorry your basket no that's derrick jeter's way yeah that's
07:27say it would somebody send him a gift basket i'm sorry but i think we should just stay friends
07:33oh stay just stay just friends wait wait wait time out what inning was it i don't know i don't
07:40know
07:41two nothing it was wait wait wait time out time out hold on hold on hold on hold the hell
07:45on
07:48shorty had to put buddy on blast like that she couldn't tell him next to like when where where were
07:53they or did they go to this game together yeah yeah he got tickets for her so if i got
07:58you tickets
07:58and you just don't want to be where you can't tell me right to my face i'm sitting next to
08:02you
08:02you're gonna put me on blast in the center field wall don't you have to pay for that yeah apparently
08:08like it starts like what she could have bought if she paid for her own ticket i know that's what
08:13i'm
08:13saying man nah she's for eric she's far bro i'll just say if she chick does that she getting left
08:22i
08:22will say though if you're gonna do that but the damage is done the damage is done but a good
08:27day to
08:27do it is the day your favorite team goes to the world series a little bit what if she was
08:33a guardian
08:33fan oof maybe derrick isn't getting a hit if he not get them why'd you go to the game with
08:40him
08:41but that's the race derrick spent some money but he at least spent over 500 for those tickets
08:47unless he got a a hookup oh my god damn that's messed up yo maybe derrick isn't getting a hit
08:53hopefully no he's not getting a hit because you went to the game with him yeah yeah that's fine
08:59right but if you're a big race fan it don't matter jv would you go to a game let me
09:04ask you a question
09:06if there was a ticket you really wanted and the cropper off but but you knew no don't don't bring
09:12him you can't but but but you wasn't down like that with the guy that offered the tickets would
09:20you still go no right i'm not going right no because that kind of get my own ticket what if
09:27there
09:27are really good seats for heat wolves tomorrow i can get tickets here but you see what i'm saying
09:32can you really get tickets here would that have to be on the wood jfick can you really get tickets
09:36here don't let me wait wait wait i watch it don't let i'm not going with somebody i don't want
09:42to go
09:42with don't let me see you courtside with a ragamuffin talking about they were floor seats
09:51you told me for how many years do you really think i would do something like that
09:55and i know people wait wait if it's for the wood wait wait you're up to no good jennifer's the
10:01person
10:01that'll invite a friend because she wants company to a cool concert right and then do it to him
10:10like say hey we you know no no no i give a fair warning right before oh really don't be
10:16trying
10:16those funny exactly no funny business glad what damage is done for you i just want someone to
10:21go with me man you gotta guys gotta sign a contract to hang out with you glad what damage is
10:28done for
10:28damn i feel bad for you i'm helping you okay i know not you i'm just talking about i feel
10:37bad for
10:38derrick i really feel bad for derrick i bet you they just did that to me no you don't put
10:45them
10:45you don't you don't you don't you don't put them on blast like that like yeah on the front and
10:49then
10:50tamper the rays for putting that like that's fine too you're not supposed to pay for 750 750 that's how
10:58it's just the stupid coaching and quarterback play that in the nfl like the washington command is
11:05somebody need to check in on derrick yeah like i'm worried for derrick right now but wait
11:10derrick's the type of guy that might go to a hotel and steal a parrot no here's the deal
11:15here's the deal so here's the deal sometimes when you get shut down like that
11:24then other people holler at you like oh poor derrick well listen so he might get a little
11:29rebound well tampa house wise yeah if you can learn from anybody on the rays you can learn from liam
11:35hicks because the marlins didn't want him and now liam hicks is in the world series you know thanks
11:38mr pendix yeah so the bad coaching yeah bad coaching all across the you know just football just terrible
11:46terrible game time decision quarterbacks don't know what time it is the people that you would figure
11:51should be good the on top of this or the people that are not yeah now i will give like
12:01vlad
12:03we'll give you a guy a break right is i know it's his second year just interview you're you're still
12:10you're still being presented as a two-year coach with situations but you better have somebody close to
12:18you hey can i have one last damage is done sure and this is gonna be good before we go
12:23to break
12:24because lee right the clock is damaged yeah because lee right because lee right can make fun of the
12:28person's damage is done mike mccarthy how you what did you do to yourself to hurt your foot that you
12:34couldn't go get yourself to the half to the locker room at halftime you spent the whole halftime in the
12:40blue tent do you think he zooms in zooms in you zoomed something in him clearly because you couldn't move
12:46you fat ass
12:47you fat ass
