00:00didn't work in the first movie you get a cobra commander that looks more like cobra commander
00:03you get a snake guys that looks more like snake guys and you still fail and in a way it
00:10makes it
00:10fucking worse as a cobra because of that because you have the opportunity to be better you have
00:16the opportunity to look at what you've done and haven't done this action sucks
00:23because if it's not the characters just name three things worth the shit about the rock's
00:28character not the rock himself the rock's character in the movie three things worth the shit
00:34flint name something he does lady j other than try to go into a party and look pretty
00:39name something she does jeans she's still the health snake eyes and then she like disappears
00:50like she's not really in the rest of the film that i remember
01:00these cool gadgets you set up at the beginning i have a remote control bullet none that's played up at
01:06the end
01:10i mean which is how fucking white house down is a better action movie than this
01:14if you want to talk about channing tatum the rock go watch the rundown
01:18that's better than this yes i would rather watch walking tall than this
01:24i mean
01:29i'm sure the new state guys is fucking worse because let's not have state guys in what we call state
01:33guys
01:33let's not have them in the fucking soup till the last five minutes or so i've heard so yeah that
01:38makes a lot of fucking sense
01:42and the music i can't remember a damn thing about the music
01:47the humor is piss poorly done
01:54oh
01:55zartan is playing angry birds
01:58because it shows how nonchalant he is oh look at what i'm doing i got a high score
02:03take that high score shove up your high ass
02:06so j.i joe retaliation
02:10there's a fucking reason it didn't do that much better than the first film
02:14box office wise and there's a reason why it took so many years
02:17and the film they did was a fucking state guys movie
02:19but guess what no one gave the shit about
02:24which is crazy a state guys movie should be like oh cool
02:32but when it takes hollywood three times to make a decent wolverine film with logan
02:38because they fucked up the first time first two times
02:41when they can't make a half decent fucking g.i joe movie
02:46do you really expect hollywood to be worth a fucking piss
02:49in the wind
02:50fuck it no
02:52so fuck this movie
02:57maybe next time don't get the director did fucking justin bieber concert movies
03:01just a fucking thought
03:02you did it for free
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