00:0755 seconds of logos the future what x-men movie trying to erase the past of every x-men movie
00:12after x2 would be complete without some patrick stewart narration a dark desolate world in fact
00:17this world essentially became tron x-men movie dips into the opening dna credits yet again
00:21so they wrote a discount human torch in the x-men that seems a little shortcut oh and they found
00:26a
00:26discount that robot thing from the first thor movie as well huzzah why doesn't she shoot the portal to
00:31anywhere but this facility this is so freaking cool but let me ask you this how can you throw
00:35something that opens a portal and have it open a second portal wherever you want without throwing
00:38something else does she program it with her mind before she throws it why can't purple portal girls
00:43zap them 300 yards away before they take off running most everyone in the x-men universe has a power
00:46that
00:46is mental physical or elemental this one opens portals it's cool as don't get me wrong but this
00:51is more sorcery than a dna trade why didn't she shoot the portal so that the sentinel would go to
00:54the next floor or something and not five feet away her power is walking through walls are we just
00:58going to give her mental time travel abilities as well without any explanation you could build
01:01professor x a hover chair to get down the stairs or you know you could just make the stairs a
01:05ramp
01:05the only way marvel characters can be revealed as defense contractors is via magazine cover montages
01:09mutants with the ability to transform herself into anyone everyone knows who mystique is just say
01:16your name already it was the first time she killed him wasn't her last thanks wolverine in her dna
01:21they discovered the secrets to her powers of transformation it gave them the key they needed
01:26to create weapons that could adapt to any mutant power how does figuring out the secrets of her
01:31transformation allow anyone to figure out all the powers in the mutant universe and in less than 50
01:36years the machines that have destroyed so many of our kind were created the hell took them so long
01:42was it just the fact that they needed to get to the era of the modern x-men movies to
01:45make it work
01:45i bet it was we can stop the sentinels from ever being born and end this war before it ever
01:52begins
01:52hey magneto hasn't said anything in a while let's just have him finish what charles was saying wait
01:56the sentinels are about to attack just as they're doing the time travel ceremony i didn't have my
02:00powers in 1973. where'd they go would that be important for me to know before i go back in time
02:05uh maybe not where do i find you well it's complicated and we're going to withhold that
02:09information from the audience because the reveal is sure to be amazing going back to the 1970s instant
02:13lava lamps and roberta flack tunes to help remind you i'm ready to take your blood mr jackman but
02:16i'm having trouble finding a vein sorry i couldn't do that one without laughing well just to be fair
02:21for the ladies scene does not contain an immortal adamantium enhanced lap dance peaceful thought is
02:25way too late for that he already got rocky and should by the movie's own rules already be hopping
02:29between past and present colonel sanders really is this an adam sandler movie but we have orders
02:33this is a quarantine deriand stand aside soldier that's an order my men follow orders or people die unless some
02:39other dude
02:43even though him can do so there came a little bit of a
02:43wonder do you see her live is a great priority mama and roberta flack tunes to place the
02:44industry so generally playing a little bit awkward without puisqu'ilγγΎγ
