00:00kid is young i've never seen him before don't these guys ever hang out after work an all plastic
00:03or glass prison for magneto with an elaborate entering the cell sequence haven't i seen this
00:07movie before back when it was called x2 x-men united none of the mechanisms that make this
00:10work including electrical involve metal apparently this escape plan brings the threat of death by
00:14glass yards but what is glass really i guess you can't be killed by clear things um the same 1970s
00:19gizmo that controlled the security cameras can also set off the sprinkler system yeah no damn
00:23even after all the time and the alarms and this poor bastard still taped up in the elevator and
00:27quicksilver's clothes are still here they told me you control metal you know my mom once knew a guy
00:31who could do that yeah so i know quicksilver is magneto's son and everything but the magneto we
00:35know from x-men first class was a man hell-bent on revenge consumed with finding claus schmidt
00:39when did you find time to bang chicks in america they told me you control metal and wait a second
00:43did this elevator run to the floor where he was imprisoned because don't tell me you can have
00:46a elevator like this without metal because i'll punch you in the face if you do wait is this movie
00:49actually saying glass guns are a thing and in the 1970s movie asks you to consider whether the world is
00:55moving in real time or the music in quicksilver's 1970s ipod is regardless the music and the action
01:00on screen we see simply cannot coexist in the same reality also am i the only one who thinks this
01:04amazing scene would have been that much more amazing if they'd had the balls to run time in
01:07a bottle at one-tenth the speed taking off five cents for the quicksilver because it's incredible
01:10i'd take off more if he was actually in the movie more this article starts out talking about the peace
01:15treaty in paris but switches gears to a story about murder by the third column and repeats itself in
01:19the fourth column also this article about unemployment is actually a story about a lost steamer
01:23imagine if they were metal this is a pretty specific and cheeky thing to have him say for
01:27a guy who has no clue wolverine will actually eventually get metal claws take it slow and then
01:31quicksilver went back to his stupid basement teenage life and did not continue to help the x-men or
01:34feature in this story that's racist what's the matter baby you don't think i look pretty like this
01:41x-men franchise continues to believe that men wouldn't find mystique attractive like this
01:44it's like putting glasses on rachel lee cook or an anti-social attitude on julia styles
01:48i would paint myself blue to mystique just once i'd like to see one of these dudes not freak out
01:51call her on her then get his ass kicked anyway i didn't kill the president the bullet curved eric
01:56nope because i was trying to save him again i have no clue how you were able to see the
02:00bullet and if
02:00you could why did you stop it so poorly you have way better powers than that dude even if i
02:03think
02:03it's nonsense that you had a chance to stop it in the first place not that anyone could have stopped
02:06them anyway but where the hell is security that can lock onto a mark a half a mile away and
02:11won't
02:11trigger eating unless it's identified the target so in other words the same long distance dna reading
02:16technology shield built in captain america 2 striker who has his gun out does not shoot this mutant
02:19chick goodbye physics nice to know you raven she's right at the last second these assholes waited too
02:24long to crash this meeting and they're just casually walking in like the whole operation was never in
02:27doubt eric somehow guides a bullet out a window and straight down into mystique's leg even though his
02:31powers do nothing to help him see where mystique is after she leaves his field of view mystique chooses
02:34to change into the black lady which good for her but she's the only black person in this sea of
02:39whiteness
