00:00just do a reboot just do a fucking entire reboot say the first time doesn't exist if you're not
00:05going to give an iota of shit you build up this one guy to be destro finally get the metal
00:11mask
00:11and then the second one nope we're not gonna let him out because you're out of the band
00:17what the fuck kind of line is that you're out of the band what in sync or pastry boys
00:25buttfuck boys god damn it bear bat boys so this fucking movie might as well be
00:34and the movie on itself is not worth the shit
00:39snake guys very very underused
00:43ray park does a wonderful job physically but it's hindered by piss poor direction because again
00:49you got the guy who directed justin a fucking justin bieber concert film never say never
00:55how about never say never direct a movie again john two chew on that
01:02let's bring up these gadgets that we never see again oh we have this thing that goes through
01:08the wire fence i mean granted we have these things called wire cutters that would have done the same
01:12thing without this being more noticeable and that shit never comes back you have a moment where someone
01:17has a fucking remote control bullet um there's about 40 times that would come into play later on a
01:24remote control bullet why is that never brought back to when the shit really matters a remote control
01:31bullet hey the rock when you want to kill jonathan price who you think is zartan maybe the remote
01:38control bullet would work or hey when you need to try to kill kobe commander maybe the remote control
01:42bullet would work or you need to go rescue the president at the end maybe let bruce willis have
01:47the remote control bullet you know that gun
01:53now we don't forget about that shit
01:58and even the action scenes suck they're not interesting they're not fun they're not exciting
02:03they're not suspenseful
02:06other than the ninja cliff side i dare anyone to remember an action scene
02:09and even that i wasn't that impressed with because it's just a bunch of cgi
02:15it's not like a lot of this
02:18green screen cg
02:22and the other characters you got
02:25lady j
02:26who
02:28seem more of a badass in the cartoon here she just
02:30looked at me i'm hot nothing to her
02:36flint
02:36i actually remember liking flint in the cartoon flint is a pile of nothing in this
02:40he does nothing worth the shit he does nothing essential
02:43the only thing i remember is he puts up a fucking flag at the beginning
02:47what the fuck else does flint do
02:49he's so fucking useless in this fucking movie
02:53yeah take a character that's pretty fun in the cartoon make him fucking pointless
03:00and it's like bad dialogue
03:04you know i would rather watch rise of cobra
03:06as bad as that film was i would rather watch rise of cobra
03:09does even it try to be a bit more interesting in its sci-fi stuff but
03:19this one
03:22if you take out like three things it's just another generic boring action film
03:29so what they do a mission to sneak in and be stealthy
03:32then the next time they do a mission they're the opposite of stealthy
03:36when the tile comes up is weird
03:38it's when
03:39channing tatum
03:40says if you want to drown someone invite me
03:43while the rock is trying to
03:44drown someone in a joking way
03:47and then the tile comes up like that's when gi joe retaliation comes up
03:50that's a weird
03:53edit
03:54snake eyes is testing this girl named jeans
03:58you
