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00:01Although, I don't know why we're in combat already.
00:04Like, they...
00:04Yeah, I don't...
00:05I came back to this, so...
00:08I went pee, I don't know...
00:09Whatever.
00:10Yeah.
00:20Well, that sucks.
00:25You want me to try to finish him?
00:26I can't do anything.
00:33Hell yeah, that was insane.
00:37That was insane, dude.
00:39My stomach is rumbling, right?
00:41Like, crazy?
00:42I'm definitely gonna have to poop after this.
00:45Oh wow, look at you.
00:49Um...
00:49Okay.
00:50He's a god?
00:53He's a dead god.
00:55It's all the worms in you.
01:00Oh yeah, that dumb bitch.
01:02She needs...
01:04I cancelled out her darkness spell.
01:08Hey, he's gonna get all ready.
01:11Wait, who is?
01:13Oh, there's a guard outside.
01:14Oh, it's like there's some weird Asian.
01:19Brother.
01:19Brother.
01:22What?
01:24Can I be nice to them?
01:30Of course.
01:31Not enough movement.
01:40Hey, it's not bad.
01:43No.
01:43Not bad at all.
01:45Still damage.
01:50Hmm.
01:54Wow.
01:55She was stupid for doing that.
01:58Oh yeah.
02:01Come on.
02:02Oh, not enough movement.
02:05This building, dude.
02:09Okay, we go right there.
02:19I don't care.
02:23That was a lot better than I was expecting.
02:27Well, you also roll multiple dice the higher level you get with, uh, cantrips.
02:34I like that I went behind her to do that.
02:40Here we go again.
02:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:49Alright, may I attack now?
02:50Yep.
02:51Try to give you some room.
02:53I still have, uh, movement, but thank you.
02:56Well, yeah.
02:58Let's do, let's do my offhand attack.
03:01Ugh.
03:02Wow.
03:02Shit.
03:03Still got my sneak attack.
03:08Dump it, she got what she deserved.
03:12She got a lot of stuff, some keys.
03:24Alright, that's that area.
03:36Wait, you can take the artwork.
03:40Are you-
03:43Would you, are you, like-
03:45I wanted to throw her, but your lady's in the way.
03:54Okay.
03:58I'm giving her the burial she deserves, dude.
04:01No one stopped me yet.
04:02Oh, can you actually throw her that far?
04:08Uh.
04:11It's too high?
04:15What if I throw her on that?
04:18Really?
04:19Really?
04:32Damn, dude.
04:33This sucks.
04:39Oof.
04:39Stop, you dirty dog.
04:44Get her on the-
04:45No.
04:45I can't get her on the table.
05:03Not enough movement.
05:05What is this game, dude?
05:08Oh.
05:12Poof, stop.
05:16Well, that failed.
05:19Where you at?
05:21I teleported to the lower city-central wall.
05:24Okay, give me a second.
05:26You got time.
05:39Are you kidding?
05:40You've been trying to move a body.
05:42You're being reported.
05:44What?
05:46What?
05:49This guy reported me because he saw me move a body.
05:53Oh my god.
05:55What do you have to say?
05:57You're gonna die a lot.
05:59Oh my god.
06:02He couldn't look more stupid.
06:12Let's go.
06:14Let's go, dude.
06:15Hell yeah.
06:50Let's go.
06:53Fuckin' around, fuck this guard, he wants to be a mothafuckaer.
07:00The tattletale are best.
07:09Wait, is this a bad guy? What?
07:14Alright, alright. Nope.
07:15Nope.
07:19You wanna be a tattletale, little narc-ass bitch? You died.
07:31I can't actually see what you're attacking. Guards.
07:44I killed a civilian because he's a tattletale, he's the one that saw me drop the body.
07:50Isn't that stupid as shit?
07:52Mhm.
07:58How are there more people there? Did you notice that?
08:02Yeah, I did.
08:02And that's also where these people came from.
08:07Just that one up here, and then that one.
08:17Yes.
08:24Dammit.
08:28I just wanted to get rid of the stupid body by throwing it in the river, and they had a
08:33fifth.
08:36Isn't that dumb?
08:38Yeah.
08:39Yeah.
08:41And, like, what?
08:44So, I was also right next to the river on the edge of this, like, uh, the shore.
08:51And my dude ran up to the- almost the steps to drop the body.
08:58That's-
08:59And then that person over there threw a fit, the dead one.
09:04Yeah.
09:04That's what happened.
09:08Like, what-
09:09Oh, I'm so close.
09:11Like, what a dumb mechanic that is.
09:16It should just drop wherever I am.
09:24It should just drop wherever I am.
09:31Oh, I-
09:32That's why I'm-
09:32That's why I'm at the table.
09:35Okay, I'm at the table.
09:36I'm at the table.
09:41I'm at the table.
09:42Okay.
09:48Oh, no.
09:49I-
09:49I missed?
09:51I missed?
09:57Damn.
10:08Well, uh, huh.
10:21Yeah, I couldn't move because he'll hurt.
10:24There.
10:26So it took away one of my abilities.
10:31It's not on my bar anymore.
10:35Yeah?
10:38Yeah, that's bad.
10:43I'm gonna go loot that level 10 bitch.
10:46Yeah.
10:49Oh my god, dude.
10:52She had nothing.
10:53The guy that reported me has a black diamond, 0.01 pounds, 280 gold.
10:59Holy crap.
11:01And also 500 gold.
11:06Well, I would say pretty worth it.
11:10Yeah, I don't know why he attacked, or I mean ratted me out.
11:14What a bitch.
11:15Yeah.
11:16All right, we teleporting now?
11:18Yeah, the lower city central wall.
11:25Then we're gonna head north.
11:28I can believe.
11:29Yep.
11:31God, that was bad.
11:33That was so, so bad.
11:37God, that was bad.
11:47That was so, so bad.
11:50It was so bad.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Okay.
11:52That was so bad.
11:58That was so good.
12:06Okay.
12:06No.
12:08I had a good idea.
12:08How many people do?
12:08You got a good idea.
12:09That was so bad weird.
12:11So, mypelot did not get some sort of open.
12:11I was just about to kind of give a second look.
12:11If I wanted to go thirsty, I could have a great idea.
12:22I welcome thee to the Devil's Fiend, where every hellish curio's a rarity, so marry
12:30thee, and shop with glee.
12:33I wanna kill this bitch.
12:37Let's see what she got to offer first.
12:40She got the gold.
12:42Yeah.
12:42While she has, like, literally nothing.
12:44Yeah.
12:45She's got a lot of gold.
12:47Killing her, though, would not be just.
12:51She is level 12.
12:53What are we?
12:55We're heroes.
12:56Do you know what level?
12:58We're level 12.
13:00She has a hat you might be interested in.
13:03You want me to back out so you can look at it?
13:05Sure.
13:06Coin and time most...
13:08Hmm.
13:10Hmm.
13:11Hmm.
13:14Hmm.
13:15I welcome thee to the Devil's Fiend, where every hellish curio's a most excellent decision.
13:33Just cause of how it looks.
13:44Hmm.
13:50Mine right now, smooth start.
13:52At start of combat where it gains momentum for three turns.
13:59That one.
14:02At start of combat where it gains momentum equal to their charisma modifier.
14:07And your charisma's not high.
14:10And I gain advantage on concentrating saving throws.
14:16So probably not as good.
14:18Yeah.
14:19Not as good.
14:20What a bummer with oil and vein.
14:23Looks good.
14:25I'm by the potion of flying, you never know when we'll need that.
14:29Right?
14:43Hmm.
14:47Okay.
14:48Coin and time most...
14:50I hate her.
14:51I hate her so much.
14:52Well...
14:53We have to talk to her to progress the...
14:55Oh, yeah.
14:56I hate the latch.
14:56You're a steaming that returns!
14:59Oh, joy, love.
15:00No, this is, uh...
15:03Freeing Orpheus, the dude.
15:06This is, uh, LaZelle and the other Quest.
15:09Uh, they coincide.
15:12Yeah.
15:12You must be awfully familiar with our esteemed Archduke, to know about a thing like that.
15:26Oh, that's great.
15:31Truly.
15:32That's remarkable.
15:35I like to deal with remarkable people.
15:39She's hitting on you.
15:40Very well.
15:41You seek answers.
15:43Lord Mammon seeks coin.
15:46I will happily mediate.
15:49Make me an offer.
16:00Yeah.
16:06Wow, you're not gonna get it at all.
16:10The first hit's free, eh?
16:13Shadowheart approved.
16:14Fine.
16:15I'll humor you, mortal.
16:16Just this once...
16:18Was she not mortal?
16:20I'm not...
16:20...for Maman's Picklock.
16:22Latch Keeper of the Nine Hells.
16:25My business is not information.
16:28Nor hellish curios.
16:30Not really.
16:32I break people into the hells.
16:35That's my thing.
16:36I can reveal to you that I opened a portal for Lord Gortash.
16:45my word this is embarrassing perhaps i should have explained our terms better
16:52you asked what i did for lord gortash you paid the fee and i answered you
16:58our pact is complete would you like to make another transaction
17:03she's like a genie
17:07damn
17:11you are just no fun adjusting for inflation the appreciable value of knowledge lord manon's
17:20tie uh-huh there we are
17:30i'll just steal it later
17:31oh yes i should think that'll do deliciously
17:38lord gortash wanted to steal something from mephistopheles
17:43so i punched a portal into the archdevil's dusty vaults
17:48that something was the inimitable crown of casus
17:52gortash absconded with it
17:54catching the interest of a devil named raphael
17:58his house of hope is furnished with a great deal of treasures
18:03many related to casus
18:05but alas he lacks the crown itself
18:08he's rather ambitious
18:11one can only wonder what he has planned for the crown
18:16the answers to that can probably be found within his house
18:22yeah he's like a cat
18:24looks like real raphael a semi-friendly visit
18:26a picture with crayons outlining his fucking plan right
18:35what a fascinating proposition
18:37ludicrous of course
18:40but fascinating nevertheless
18:42yes very well
18:44if you wish to die in avernus
18:47that's your business
18:48mine is charging you for it
18:51of course such a task will require
18:54quite the substantial donation
18:56to lord mammon's coffers
18:58such a task will be tantamount to suicide
19:03do not even entertain it
19:25off skill
19:26oh yeah
19:28you put me in a difficult position mortal
19:31you are almost certain to fail
19:35almost
19:37and so if there is a chance you might succeed
19:41fine
19:43i'd like to be able to carry all of my precious stock
19:45without the need of a team of oxen
19:47there are gauntlets of hill giant strength within the house of hope
19:52free passage
19:53and you fetch them for me
19:57deal
20:00allow me to outline how this is going to work
20:03first
20:04you were never here
20:06we never spoke
20:08second
20:09you will perform the rites yourself
20:11i want absolute deniability
20:14here's the grimoire
20:16and necessary components
20:20take this key too
20:22it unlocks the ritual room upstairs
20:25there's a blood circle already drawn
20:27don't ask who's blood
20:29her period
20:30oh
20:30hell
20:32hellsick hands you a note
20:34containing precise instructions
20:36for performing the ritual
20:37finally
20:38you were never here
20:41that is of utmost import to remember
20:44now be gone
20:48okay
20:49hmm
21:06oh my god
21:07she's got 7,700 gold
21:12yeah
21:30damn it
21:32no
21:32i don't have a good chance
21:36all right
21:37upstairs we go
21:58i strongly suggest
22:00that you will consider it a course of action
22:05whatever you expect to gain from the hills
22:07is not worth the risk of trouble
22:11uninviting
22:19you took that out of my pocket
22:26wow
22:29that was so cool
22:37i actually have to do what the book says
22:39i place that which has no eyes
22:46but used to see at western point of the circle
22:50what are you doing
22:51i'm just opening doors
22:57i have to do
22:59so i have to do
22:59start the place
23:05i place the skull
23:06i'm going to start opening the altar
23:08so i got a skull
23:10a coin of mammon
23:14i actually have to drop this shit
23:16i have to do
23:19i have to do
23:21all right
23:26all right brother
23:31i have to place the skull on the star point
23:34near the altar
23:37okay
23:40where's the skull
23:46am i aura farming up here
23:49i'm not even looking at you
23:50i'm doing this puzzle
23:57where'd the coin of mammon go
24:02is it in the floor
24:04and i can't see it now
24:07it's not appearing either
24:13oh my god
24:14what are you doing up there
24:15i'm aura farming
24:17that's the incense
24:18where's the freaking coin of mammon
24:23it's the infernal marble
24:27um i just accidentally placed that
24:30i don't think it was right
24:34there's the diamond
24:36there's the coin
24:46what's that
24:47all right
24:54let the diamond go
24:56she had a heart's foot
24:58yep
24:59i'm just trying to move the camera
25:27what a soy
25:28what a soy
25:28you
25:28you
25:28you
25:29you
25:29you
25:29you
25:29you